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Team USA’s 3×3 Team Has Been Eliminated



They lost 21-6 against the Dutch

https://x.com/usab3x3/status/1820149561043587184?s=46

I know you can’t send your NBA guys out since unlike 5×5, you gotta finalize your team several months in advance I believe and participate in the 3×3 circuit which takes place during the NBA season but still, this is absolutely pathetic. You’re seriously telling me you can’t field a team better than these absolute BUMS?????

by A_MASSIVE_PERVERT

27 Comments

  1. Pickleskennedy1

    I really wanted the power of Jimmer nostalgia to bring the US further than it did. Rough showing all around

  2. username-checks-0ut_

    That would be funny if next Olympics, Lebron assembles the avengers for 3×3.

  3. MostlyMellow123

    Someone fell to their knees in a mormon church

  4. An American team losing 21-6 is just ridiculous.

  5. chugalaefoo

    Haven’t cared at all about 3×3.

    Outside of Jimmer who else is on the team?

  6. FlatMilk

    it’ll take a few nba g-league guys giving up on their main roster hopes and focusing on 3×3 to really field a competitive team

  7. draculabakula

    I wonder if the USA basketball association tries to lock out the Big 3 league because of their ties to the NBA.

    Ice Cube challenged the Olympic team to play against the Big3 champions which I would obviously love to see but that tells me there is beef.

    Like, it’s obviously a good thing for the sport to have a professional league in America. If anything, the Big 3 should seek a competitive international club competition like the Champions league in soccer to solidify the difference between themselves and the NBA to showcase the league

  8. The team was quite likely to win a medal alongside Latvia and Serbia. Jimmer got injured, and apparently theres no good fix for that in the sport. The whole team was visually exhausted, and once things turned south mid game they just went on full tilt. Really unfortunate how it turned out. And while these guys arent lebron, kd and ant, theyre a very respectable team in the 3×3 community. Some of the comments here are incredibly disrespectful to the players.

  9. Glass_Conclusion_495

    We sent dudes named Jimmer, Canyon and Dylan to a basketball tournament. We were absolutely not trying to win.

  10. doctor_of_drugs

    Jimmer Fredette is NOT a bum, excuse me.

    *hides jimmer jersey I bought during jimmermania*

  11. Yankeefan333

    We really can’t find better. Honestly, one of the reasons the IOC added this event because the US dominates the 5×5 competition and they want other countries to have gold medal chances. The schedule and format is created so the best US players don’t play- that’s a feature, not a bug.

    And to be fair to the current team, they did pretty well the past year! Had some nice wins, took 2nd in a major tournament. Jimmer got hurt and things were pretty hopeless, but the team doesn’t need to be THAT much better to compete for a medal in 2028.

  12. mara_17

    This probably is the 10th thread with people commenting on 3×3 without knowing anything about it especially how to qualify

  13. Evolution1313

    Girls team is great, would be a favorite if it wasn’t for brinks injury and they STILL qualified for next round. Guys squad has to be better

  14. Ftheyankeei

    We need a few retired NBA guys with generational wealth to commit to this. Get one sharpshooter and two tall defensive bodies to bang down low and you’re golden. Respect to Jimmer for representing but just like getting drafted one slot ahead of Kemba, he was simply not the guy here

  15. Whatever801

    Jaylen Brown can’t be on this one either?

  16. RealKevinGarnett

    We should just let 4 or 5 good players on shit teams miss some NBA games to play in the qualifiers for this event. You tell Cade, Lamelo, and Jalen Duren, that they can miss some of the NBA season to qualify for the Olympics while their team tanks anyway. No shot they say no.

  17. fearloathing02

    OP eating Cheetos being like “yall fuckin suck”

  18. Far_Statement_2808

    “They” are closer to LeBron than you are to them.

  19. ElChapo1515

    Why isnt Isaiah Thomas doing something productive with his time like this instead of the NBA stuff?

  20. dfstell94

    They don’t play with the mens ball. It’s woman ball size and mens weight.

    Just play with a man’s basketball. It’s like how men use a 16 lb bowling ball or it doesn’t count.

  21. Intelligent_Top_328

    We need to send some And1 guys

  22. KingDragon1992

    It’s strange that we send legit WNBA players to do the women’s 3×3 and for the me we send jimmer ferdette (I didn’t spell that right)

  23. orangegreenpurple123

    Watching the 3×3 in the Olympics and some Big 3 bball and it’s night and day. I’m tired just watching the 3×3 guys play at a 12 sec shot clock pace. Those retired 40+ year olds do not have the cardio to be doing all that running around.

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