Tom Brady builds a football team out of Team USA: “Joel and Ant [Davis] at tight end. Then I got Lebron at receiver…I think Tatum’s my quarterback. Ant’s [Edwards] my running back and I need one more receiver. I’m taking DBook.”
by Secret_Huckleberry46
42 Comments
LeBron is for sure the quarterback but ok
I’d put Curry in as QB. At 6’3″ he’d still be plenty tall enough to see over the line, we know he has elite accuracy and great vision, and he’s quick enough to scramble and buy extra time. That you get to use 6″8 super athletic Tatum as a receiver. Haliburton’s the waterboy.
Anyone questioning Tatum as QB didn’t see [him launch this football off a duckboat](https://x.com/CTabatabaie/status/1804283706468897000)
KD should be the other WR.
Curry the K.
3’s from anywhere on the field.
Low key think curry would make for a nasty receiver
I’m going with Kelsey Plum as my QB
Book went from the “no doubles in practice” guy to everyone ol’ reliable and I love that for him lmao
I’d want Ant doing something like edge or linebacker. Lowkey curry wr or corner/safety. jrue rb or edge/linebacker. Derrick white fs corner/safety
I WANT IGUADALA
I just appreciate how serious he took this question lol
I feel like offensive line would be the most fun to draft here…
Just when you thought r/NBA couldn’t be more boring during the of season…!
QB: Bron
WR1: Ant
WR2: Steph
WR3: Book
TE: Bam
RB: Jrue
I actually like Jrue at running back considering how he’s built compared to Ant.
Oh reddit, the place where we question Tom Brady’s choice of QB lol.
No O Line??
AE would be jumping over people like Mario jumping over goombas
Embiid at TE is hilarious. He’s tall but not fast and one hit to the knees would end his season.
Suggs is the obvious QB choice
Dang I wanna see who he’d put at Linebacker & DB
His face is so frozen it’s scary
Cleary PAT SPENCER should be the QB. His cross-sport achievements are legendary. I hope the SJ sharks sign him.
Giannis at WR. He would Moss everyone.
Jrue Holiday has football strength. Bam could also be a tight end for blocking. I don’t think Curry belongs on a football field despite his greatness for basketball his type of athleticism wouldnt translate quite as well imo
Nobody thinks that somehow Derrick White would somehow be the best at every position? Could definitely see him at slot receiver
I want Joel nowhere near a football field. If he has to I’d let him be the place kicker.
Joel is more like the OT who decides to take a few plays off and get you killed.
Brady is really downplaying how much of a height outlier most of these picks would be.
Glen Baby Davis as defensive tackle
My WR core would be Bam, Bron, and Hali. QB would be Ant.
Id put KD at WR. KDWR can’t be defended
How in a league with so many passers does he pick a SF?
Shout out to all the TEs, there’s so many of them
Haliburton would be better at qb
Tatums basketball shooting motion is exactly how you would throw a football if the football was circular
I’m going Russel Westbrook at RB
Imagine if this was the flag football team for 2028.
Ah hell no, I would want Bron at QB. Its the perfect position for LeMastermind
it would be pretty exciting to see who the best qb would be
Unironically doesnt take any linemen, the players that arguably made Brady’s career as successful as it was
Bam over Embid at TE. Cmon, that size and athleticism. Joel isn’t running routes like that.