Evan Turner is my vote, but the Blazer Great, Hassan Whiteside was always good for a few laughs.
tubring
Definitely Bill Walton. Anyone who heard his broadcasts would laugh their ass off.
Ishouldtrythat
Turner or Hart. Also maybe CJ for the jennifer and spinal jokes
witfurd
Gary Trent
Skankalish
Definitely Josh Hart
jboarei
Robin Lopez.
honestqbe
EVAN TURNER
ATribeCalledJohnny
CJ when he was on IG live with Dame talking about Jamal Murray/KD hahah
Ok-Positive15
Robin (Sideshow Bob) Lopez
Miklo113
Evan Turner
Not_You_247
Bill Walton
alittlebiot
Josh Hart
StephenBlack1819
Rasheed Wallace! “Both teams played hard,” was the funniest press conference of all time.
Soham_Dame_Niners
Bill Walton
TheeBacksideOfWater
RoLo! His ongoing beef with mascots and the blog he kept while he played here in Portland was great.
Angelispro
Sharpe Mac and Cheese is god tier.
ColonDoc
RoLo, but that is also some recency bias
BehavioralSink
I gotta go with ET.
This is not how you treat a former number one seed in the West.
BlazerWookiee
Patty Mills, and it isn’t anywhere near close.
Toph-Builds-the-fire
Fun fact about Felton. My homie heckled him so bad one game that you literallysaw him put his head down and droop his shoulders coming up court. (just one shout, not a games worth of bad mouthing). It was hilarious, friend was at the game, bunch of us were watching Blazers broadcast and you could hear him on the broadcast and just see Felton deflate. Not big on ragging players, especially our own, but fuck that guy.
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Evan Turner, for sure
Evan Turner
Robin Lopez
Rasheed Wallace
What about Josh Hart?
Evan Turner is my vote, but the Blazer Great, Hassan Whiteside was always good for a few laughs.
Definitely Bill Walton. Anyone who heard his broadcasts would laugh their ass off.
Turner or Hart. Also maybe CJ for the jennifer and spinal jokes
Gary Trent
Definitely Josh Hart
Robin Lopez.
EVAN TURNER
CJ when he was on IG live with Dame talking about Jamal Murray/KD hahah
Robin (Sideshow Bob) Lopez
Evan Turner
Bill Walton
Josh Hart
Rasheed Wallace! “Both teams played hard,” was the funniest press conference of all time.
Bill Walton
RoLo! His ongoing beef with mascots and the blog he kept while he played here in Portland was great.
Sharpe Mac and Cheese is god tier.
RoLo, but that is also some recency bias
I gotta go with ET.
This is not how you treat a former number one seed in the West.
Patty Mills, and it isn’t anywhere near close.
Fun fact about Felton. My homie heckled him so bad one game that you literallysaw him put his head down and droop his shoulders coming up court. (just one shout, not a games worth of bad mouthing). It was hilarious, friend was at the game, bunch of us were watching Blazers broadcast and you could hear him on the broadcast and just see Felton deflate. Not big on ragging players, especially our own, but fuck that guy.
Evan Turner was pretty freakin’ hilarious