Joe Mazzulla can see his forehead between his eyes
rabid89
Joe Mazzulla the type of guy who would eat a slice of pizza by folding it and eating from the middle out.
MyMindWasAFortress
Least unhinged Mazzulla quote lmao
ThingsAreAfoot
I can promise you this is the guy who watched the entirety of Breaking Bad and thought Walter White was the hero of the piece.
CazOnReddit
The people of Boston are not okay
ithinkiknowball
can see why Brad gave him the job. love everything about this dude’s approach and mentality
he is also now my go-to example for the rest of time that most fans do not know what they’re talking about when it comes to coaching, the number of Celtics fans that wanted Joe’s head last year was embarrassing
largehearted
Mazzulla is probably best friends with a serial killer and just saying all this stuff so the police don’t zero in on the correct suspect
commandrr
“that’s great joe but we just wanted to know if you enjoyed your time at the US open”
Rrypl
yeeeeaaaaahh, that feels good, been too long, a good Mazzulla quote is like a triple shot of espresso
Joe Mazzulla’s the type to stub his toe on purpose just to build pain tolerance.
ValeriusPoplicola
He had a small titanium plate installed right between his eyes. Anyone who shoots him there will have fallen for his trick.
By comparison, having to install armor on his whole back would have been far more invasive. But he did install it there too, just in case people didn’t fall for his trick. So those people will have also fallen for his trick. Remember to always have a backup plan.
OMRockets
We are so back
Edit: Also Grizzlies vs Celtics Finals confirmed
xenoz2020
he’s back. I’m ready for new Mazzullaisms.
drc150
Joe Mazzulla has definitely unironically said “Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies”
khlaylav
I mean this as a dead serious compliment but I don’t think sicko is strong enough of a word to describe Joe Mazzulla.
rabid89
Joe Mazzulla would play a violin with a katana.
backpage24
This guy is a maniac in the best possible way LMAO
Cockhero43
“Hey Joe are you angry too?”
“Yeah!”
“What’s the matter?”
“I can’t see my forehead”
xmonetsdirtybeardx
“People are gonna say the targets on our back but I hope it’s right on our forehead between our eyes. I hope I can see the red dot and the red dot is the triangle dot like in the Predator and I’m yelling at Tatum to “GET TO THE CHOPPER!” and we’re playing Denver and I coat myself in mud and trick Jokic and yell KILL ME NOW! DO IT! and I hit Jokic with a huge tree trunk and he’s bleeding green GREEN and when Jokic explodes the entire TD GARDEN I walk out holding the Championship Trophy ripped as f*ck all bloody and Jaylen is giving me the thumbs up from the chopper…. Praise Jesus” -Joe Mazzulla(probably)
JonTheHobo
I fuckin love this guy
TackoJay69
This team is going to do some damage this year
background_action92
I love the absolute lunacy of this man.
DirkNorizzki
It’s a good thing Joe found his calling in bball because this mf would be Dexter Morgan in an alternate universe
OneWildAndCrazyGuy17
Dude is weird, possibly crazy, but I cant lie I don’t hate it. Incredible character for the league.
Adventurous-Bee-5934
Really thought he was hamming it up at first. But this guy is legitimately a psycho
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Joe Mazzulla can see his forehead between his eyes
Joe Mazzulla the type of guy who would eat a slice of pizza by folding it and eating from the middle out.
Least unhinged Mazzulla quote lmao
I can promise you this is the guy who watched the entirety of Breaking Bad and thought Walter White was the hero of the piece.
The people of Boston are not okay
can see why Brad gave him the job. love everything about this dude’s approach and mentality
he is also now my go-to example for the rest of time that most fans do not know what they’re talking about when it comes to coaching, the number of Celtics fans that wanted Joe’s head last year was embarrassing
Mazzulla is probably best friends with a serial killer and just saying all this stuff so the police don’t zero in on the correct suspect
“that’s great joe but we just wanted to know if you enjoyed your time at the US open”
yeeeeaaaaahh, that feels good, been too long, a good Mazzulla quote is like a triple shot of espresso
>I hope I can see the red dot
[-Joe Mazzulla](https://c.tenor.com/SanVQiiwkbUAAAAC/tenor.gif)
Joe Mazzulla’s the type to stub his toe on purpose just to build pain tolerance.
He had a small titanium plate installed right between his eyes. Anyone who shoots him there will have fallen for his trick.
By comparison, having to install armor on his whole back would have been far more invasive. But he did install it there too, just in case people didn’t fall for his trick. So those people will have also fallen for his trick. Remember to always have a backup plan.
We are so back
Edit: Also Grizzlies vs Celtics Finals confirmed
he’s back. I’m ready for new Mazzullaisms.
Joe Mazzulla has definitely unironically said “Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies”
I mean this as a dead serious compliment but I don’t think sicko is strong enough of a word to describe Joe Mazzulla.
Joe Mazzulla would play a violin with a katana.
This guy is a maniac in the best possible way LMAO
“Hey Joe are you angry too?”
“Yeah!”
“What’s the matter?”
“I can’t see my forehead”
“People are gonna say the targets on our back but I hope it’s right on our forehead between our eyes. I hope I can see the red dot and the red dot is the triangle dot like in the Predator and I’m yelling at Tatum to “GET TO THE CHOPPER!” and we’re playing Denver and I coat myself in mud and trick Jokic and yell KILL ME NOW! DO IT! and I hit Jokic with a huge tree trunk and he’s bleeding green GREEN and when Jokic explodes the entire TD GARDEN I walk out holding the Championship Trophy ripped as f*ck all bloody and Jaylen is giving me the thumbs up from the chopper…. Praise Jesus” -Joe Mazzulla(probably)
I fuckin love this guy
This team is going to do some damage this year
I love the absolute lunacy of this man.
It’s a good thing Joe found his calling in bball because this mf would be Dexter Morgan in an alternate universe
Dude is weird, possibly crazy, but I cant lie I don’t hate it. Incredible character for the league.
Really thought he was hamming it up at first. But this guy is legitimately a psycho