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Burglars break into Medina home of Mike Conley and swipe jewels. Conley was in Minneapolis, where he sounded the Gjallarhorn at the Vikings game, on Sunday during the robbery.



Burglars break into Medina home of Mike Conley and swipe jewels. Conley was in Minneapolis, where he sounded the Gjallarhorn at the Vikings game, on Sunday during the robbery.

by Knightbear49

12 Comments

  1. bball_nostradamus

    Too bad it happened to Conley. There are a few players where I wouldn’t feel too bad for if it happened to them.

  2. dys0n_giddey

    WHO THE FUCK STEALS FROM MIKE CONLEY!!!

  3. Court_Vision

    In my head I imagine they heard the Gjallarhorn all the way from Minneapolis and knew he wasn’t home

  4. grudgepacker

    Feel super bad for Mike but “jewels” in the title is driving me insane — why not “jewelry” as would be far more apropos?? Instead I’m picturing burglars stealing from the horde of gemstones in Conley’s lair that he sleeps on top of every night lmao

  5. SenorBuduardo

    High quality safes are not that expensive, and are well worth the investment.

  6. WheedMBoise

    Come on dude, Mike Conley is the least deserving person of this ever.

  7. makashiII_93

    People suck.

    Humanity was a mistake.

  8. The_Ashen_Queen

    He’ll be alright. He had that one year where he was the highest payed player in the history of the NBA. So weird.

  9. girlscoutcookies05

    Minnesota its time to hunt these clowns

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