NBA Weekend Winners & Losers | The Joker, CP3 Assists & Orlando’s Second Torn Oblique
On Mon.’s No Dunks, the guys share their NBA weekend winners and losers. Winners include: Nikola Jokic (kinda), the exciting Timberwolves-Warriors matchup, Chris Paul passing Jason Kidd on the all-time NBA assists leaderboard, the Miami Heat, Khris Middleton’s return, and more. Losers include: the Orlando Magic losing another All-Star-caliber player to a torn oblique, the New Orleans Pelicans’ season from hell, and the NBA Dunk Score calculations.
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1:21 Wedgie No. 12
WINNERS OF THE WEEKEND
2:30 Winner: Nikola Jokic (kinda)
9:40 Winner: Golden State Warriors
16:38 Winner: Chris Paul
22:55 Winner: Miami Heat
27:33 Winner: Philadelphia 76ers
33:02 Other mini-winners: Luka, Amen Thompson, Khris Middleton’s return
LOSERS OF THE WEEKEND
37:46 Loser: Orlando Magic
43:30 Loser: New Orleans Pelicans
46:25 Loser: NBA’s Dunk Score
55:25 Mon. Pick ‘Em Game: NYK @ TOR (+5.5)
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NO DUNKS DUNKS SCORE WHEN?! Could maybe start a YouTube shorts series shitting in dunk scores No Dunks Recalibrated Dunk Score (out of 100) TM
NO DUNKS DUNKS SCORE WHEN?! Could maybe start a YouTube shorts series shitting in dunk scores No Dunks Recalibrated Dunk Score (out of 100) TM
It’s been a while since I’ve commented. So let me just ask, ‘Friendddddddddds’.
Another Great Podcast Episode Fellas Keep Up The Great Work Basketball🏀 Is Fun #NoDunks
I did not expect to see the Wizards to beat the Nuggets. I did not expect to see Jokic put up insane numbers back to back.
But most of all I didn’t expect to see that dunk from Draymond to seal the win. As a Rockets fan I hate Draymond. But that had me out my chair
Two big ole boys slapping meat against each other 😭 Trey planned ts for sure
Thumbnail for this episode is hilarious 😂 Jokic looks like a giant with a tiny Chris Paul on his shoulder
green goblins is such a sick nickname
The Poole celebration is supposed to be a snorkel, I believe. The wavy arm is the tube of the snorkel wiggling around. The nose pinch is the clip that goes over your nose.
3:00 AYYOOOOOO😂
I really think Miami's a bit better than their record. Three losses to start the season by three points, all of which they should have won…two of which were back-to-back last-second put-back losses. And they shot free throws like dookie to start the season, and if they hit them like they typically do, they have a few more wins, all despite Bam's slow start. Dru Smith is unlocking a lot, mainly letting Rozier play more off-ball and not have to defend at the point of attack.
I'll be interested in seeing who Larsson takes minutes from once he's back…I suspect Jaquez gets his slashed because he's been really bad this season, and there's no way you can take Dru out of the rotation.
Great video as always guys! Keep killing it. One correction: the Heat don't have a Champagnie brother (24:30) Julian Champagnie is on the Spurs and Justin Champagnie is on the Wizards. I only know this information because the Champagnie's are the only players in the league who are from Staten Island, NY and being a native New Yorker, I have to know this information. Knicks-legend Renaldo Balkman is also from Staten Island. Shouts to the forgotten borough.
EDIT: I live commented and see TK realized he mispoke. Thank you for apologizing to the Champagnie Family, may as well apologize to Staten Island while you're at it😂
Jagged edge reference, they getting married?!?
wow no Kings mention even tho we scored 281 points in 2 games……SAD
In the Clippers Rockets game Zubac had a dunk that might rival the worst dunk score of the season. But I don’t have the care to go check
I thought about buying that book, until I heard CP3 is in the top 30s. Hard pass now
That frame of Lebron and Bronny contemplating at the greatness of a wedgie deserves to be hanged in the starters/nodunks hall of fame
Did you see Jokic's shot from behind the backboard in the Wizard's game? He is crazy skilled and has the worst supporting cast of any all time great ever. Murray is the worst contract in the NBA right now. Bad vibes and bad play from him.
is that the most "espensive wedgie shot", Bron and Bronny on that shot!!
Jamal Murray and Andrew Wiggins are the same guy. Dont live up to the hype, but both had a magical post-season run to win them a ring and are now back to being mid at best.
Another UFC PPV weekend that Murray doesn't play #noticing
Hey Trey, little request here. Maybe don’t say “two big old dudes slappin meat” anymore.
"Big winner of the weekend Jokic {kinda}" was exactly what i was thinking – its a kinda when you lose by double digits to the worst team in the NBA and he gets a career high 56
Slapping meat against each other??? HUH???
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We Nuggets fans keep thinking we've seen the best from Joker but then he keeps getting better. Pretty mind boggling at this point. Of course he doesn't want to score like this and would prefer the team was playing well and not putting everything on his shoulders, but the fact that he can put up these kinds of performances and make it look easy and effortless is crazy. I think he's the greatest story of an individual player exceeding expectations at every turn throughout his career. Second round player turns into historical great and just keeps improving.
Yeah i wonder if the dunk score is just being calculated by AI and thats why the scores just make zero sense
Have you guys tried turning Tas off and back on again? Something is broken there.
People who are drowning don't pinch their noses, they are trying to breathe
Dray using Steph's celebration is sooo fuxking lame. That celebration is for the best player in the world, Draymond has never done anything on a basketball court worthy of that.
Grizzlies beating Boston in Boston and become 2nd in the west should be the headline
Smiths' songs are all bangers.
1 year, 8 months and 20 days of being sad about the chances of a NO CHAINS disc golf podcast 🙁
stopped dead in my tracks at the jagged edge bar. tas been bringing the heat lately🤣
I love that Poole went off and the fact that his celly is so terrible makes me like it. It's similar to an ironic tshirt or something. So bad it's good like the nuggets losing to the wizards
🃏5Mvp
Trade joker to golden state