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On tonight’s episode of Dateline: the case of the Cleveland Cavaliers



On tonight’s episode of Dateline: the case of the Cleveland Cavaliers

It was a cold October night in northeast Ohio. A night no one could have imagined would be the start of a historic season. A record-breaking wave of destruction perpetrated by one team before thousands of witnesses in arenas across the country. Hello, I’m Keith Morrison and this is the case of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This team has gone on multiple winning sprees, leaving countless victims in its path. Experts say it’s an unlikely group. Or is it? After all, when you probe a little deeper, what they’re doing isn’t surprising at all. It starts with a group they call the core four. A spider, a unicorn, a fro, and a PG named DG. Aliases are good, but they can’t hide this cor’s crimes against the league. And there are even more leads to follow in the case. A man they call Ice, who freezes out whoever puts out the most resistance. And when they let this truce on the loose, oh my, massive damage is done. And then there’s a dynamic duo with the checkered past who once took down an entire squad of Red Raiders and stole a crown. Like any criminal empire, this one has a mastermind, pushing all the right buttons. All season long, the victims piled up. There was the slaying of warriors in the land, the brutal beating of Celtics in their own backyard. and the night they slipped into Los Angeles and turned the lights out on the lake show. During their conquest, they’ve been seen bumping their chests in victory, a true crime wave, stealing winds, enforcing their will, letting them know. How will this story end? Will anyone solve the calves? You can rest assured this case has rounds to go and we will be following it until the final buzzer sounds.

A menacing force that has left countless victims in its path.Who’s next? You’ll have to tune in to find out.

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