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Every Time I Score, the Defender Gets Taller



Every Time I Score, the Defender Gets Taller

Today we are playing basketball,
but everytime we score, the defender gets taller. Starting at 4 footers to a 7’6″
pro player to a 12′ defender that we will have to get past at the Final Level. Jesse: The first person between us to beat all 20
Levels, will get this massive trophy.
Johnny: And the height that gets the most stops, will be
getting this $500 check.
Jesse: And we are starting with 4′. But the twist is…
since they’re so short, there is 25 kids.
Johnny: Whoa! Jesse: You guys ready?
Kids: Yes.
Jesse: Let’s go! Once we score, we move on to the next Level. I’ll go first. Who’s checking up? Jesse: All right, he’s checking up.
Johnny: Not gonna lie…I’m kind of scared.
Jesse: Ball in. I don’t even see you, guys. Johnny: There’s warmin ’em…
Jesse: Oh!
Johnny: But Jesse’s so much taller than them, and he’s so much taller than me. Jesse:
Oh, my goodness! Ah! You guys can not guard me. Johnny: Oh, my God!
Jesse: Too small.
Johnny: There’s no way he made that. Boy with braces:
How did he do that? Johnny:
I’m gonna be so behind. Jesse:
You guys gotta get a stop. Boy with black hair: Get him! Get it!
Jesse: Yeah! Yeah, yeah! Oh! He’s stuck. No way he makes a 2. Yes! Let’s go! Let’s go! That’s what I’m talking
about. Johnny: I need a better strategy. Jesse’s way taller
than me.
Jesse: I’ve made it to Level 2. This round is 5′. The twist for this round
is… There is 10 of them. How are y’all feeling? Boy with brown hair:
Good. Jesse:
Good? Okay. All right. I’ll be up first. All right. Jesse: Check up!
Johnny: Oh, he’s going back to it? Jesse: Oh!
Johnny: He’s going back to it? Jesse: No, he’s going back over here. Oh,
snap! He’s like right here.
Jesse: Oh, my…
Johnny: Oh, yeah! Good defense, JJ. Johnny: No way!
Jesse: Oh, man! Did I hit that… This is tough. They’re fast. Johnny! You might need a zig zag cheese.
Johnny: I think I have to. Jesse:
Oh, yeah. He’s pulling. Johnny: Oh!
Jesse: Oh, Jesse: God. He fainted in.
Johnny: The bank is open. It’s still early, guys. Jesse:
Great job. Let’s go! My Game Plan: going down
the middle. Jesse: Ah!
Johnny: There’s no way he can do it. Johnny: There’s no way.
Jesse: Ah! Ah! Johnny:
Oh! All the way to the hoop. Jesse: Euro! GG, y’all!
Jesse: An actual drive on 10 people’s crazy. Jesse:
Oh, y’all were awesome. I’m tired. Oh! Johnny! Shot! Jesse: Oh!
Johnny: Broke his ankles. Not gonna lie. Jesse:
I’ve made it to Level 3. The height is 5’4″. There is no more twists for the video, because
everyone in this is an elite hooper. We have ex-college players,
overseas pros, G-League players, multiple 7 footers,
and someone who is taller than the hoop…over 10 feet. What’s your name and hooping
experience? Ty:
I’m Ty…and I’m a pro dunker. Jesse:
What’s the vert? Ty:
50 inch vertical. Jesse: No way!
Johnny: Oh! Jesse: Hey!
Johnny: I’m looking a little scared. Yeah, this is exactly the type of defense I
thought he would play. Oh, he did jump.
Jesse: Ah, no! That should have gone in. No! He’s a good defender, 100%. Jesse: It’s hard to just get past him.
Johnny: All right. Who’s the best defender out of you guys?
Jesse: Oh, he distracted them? He distracted them. Johnny: Mind game.
Jesse: That was a big brain play. Oh! Here we go.
Johnny: Ooh!
Jesse: Damn! Johnny:
Oh, yeah! Good D. Man,
he’s moving them feet. Johnny: Whoa!
Jesse: Oh, my God! I don’t know how I made that. Johnny: No way!
Jesse: No, like you smacked the ball. Johnny:
No way! That was so lucky. Jesse:
You’re an amazing defender. Ty: Thank you!
Jesse: Wow! Oh, good move, good spin. Oh! He’s stuck. We both took fadeaways…
but you got a better fade than I do. Jesse: That was a nice shot.
Johnny: Bring out Level 4! Sean: Oh!
Jesse: 5’5″.
Sean: Yes. Jesse:
What’s your name and hooping experience? Sean:
My name is “Sean Does Magic”. I’m a 24 hour fitness MVP,
and I also have formerly cooked people on this court, including Jason Nguyen. Jason:
I’m gonna be honest. If I lose,
bro…I’m quitting basketball. Jesse:
Oh! Sean:
He’s not okay. Jesse:
That is true. You did cook him. Sean:
I did do that. Jesse:
How many stops are you getting on Johnny? Sean:
Uh…well…all of them. I don’t think you guys
are getting past this Level, so… Johnny: Sean Does Defense!
Jesse: Damn! Johnny:
Sean Does Defense! Sean:
You wanna shoot it? Johnny: Oh, he’s playing mind tricks on him now.
Sean: Nope. I’m there, I’m there.
Johnny: Good D.
Jesse: Bam! Good defense. Good defense. Sean:
All right, let’s go! Yeah! I’m there. Jesse:
I feel like Johnny’s gonna…first try this. Sean:
Nope, nope. Jesse:
Good crosses. Drive. Pump. No way! You missed that. Sean:
That’s me. Sean: That’s me.
Jesse: Bro! Sean:
That’s me. Jesse: That’s crazy.
Sean: I told you. MVP. Jesse: I’m gonna make this one quick.
Johnny: I feel like he’s trying to purposely
pretend he’s not in my head, but he’s in my head. Sean: Oh!
Jesse: Jelly.
Johnny: No! Jesse: Through the lay. Sean: I felt bad, that’s all.
Jesse: GG! Don’t forget: whoever gets the most stops in
the video, gets a cash prize. Sean:
Hey, hey! Sean Does Money. I don’t want to do this to you. Jesse:
Do it to him! Oh, my God!
No! Euro. Slow steps. Sean:
Oh! I’m there. Yeah! Telling you…it’s easy. Jesse:
We’re on to Level 5. Jesse: 5’7″. What’s your name and
hooping experience?
Kael: My name is Kael. I’m 5’7″. Hooping experience…high school varsity
basketball. Jesse: How many stops are you getting on each of us?
Kael: Y’all gonna be here for a long time. That’s all I’m gonna say.
Jesse: We’ll see about that. Check out. Bro, your shoelace. Johnny:
I’m actually scared of this level. Oh! Jesse:
Oh, I thought I had it. I thought I had it. Kael:
Y’all some bullies, brother, abusing the height.
Brother just doing this, bro. That’s crazy. Jesse:
See…I’m not gonna be able to do that on the
higher up Level, so…I’m gonna have to do that again. I’ll make
it the second time. I understand it now.
Sean: Johnny! If you score this, I’ll quit magic. Johnny: I don’t want that.
Jesse: Don’t score then!
Sean: Don’t score! Jesse:
Don’t score! Sean:
That’s not it. Oh, yes! Johnny:
We get to keep him doing magic. Johnny: Oh! Side step.
Jesse: Damn! You blocked that. Johnny: Oh, yeah!
Jesse: He’s 5’7″, playing like he’s 6’5″. How high did you jump? Johnny:
Did you do something to the ball? Sean:
I put a spell on it. Jesse: Oh, yeah! Hook.
Johnny: No! He, like,
grabbed the ball and did something with it. Sean:
Got in his head. Kael: Please! Oh!
Jesse: Yes! Oh, bless! I’m moving on. Kael:
After that block, he needed a morale boost,
so I just let him score. You know what I’m saying? Johnny:
The please in the air is crazy. Jesse:
Sometimes you gotta pray. Oh,
yeah. Okay. Oh, good behind. He stole my move. Good pump. Oh, he asked him… Jesse: No way! Moving on. At the same time.
Johnny: I did it. Sean:
The magic’s gone. The magic’s gone. Jesse:
I think you might have the lead. Sean: Hey, really?
Jesse: You want to hold it?
Sean: Yeah. All right. Well, thanks for having me! Jesse:
Thank you for coming! We’re at Level 6…5’9″. What’s your name and hooping experience? Max:
My name is Max Guercy. Played professionally overseas. Played
Division 1 basketball at Rice University. I know the game. I was Top 10 in steals, so… Jesse:
Top 10 in steals? So you’re used to just defending taller guys
like that? Max:
Yeah, my whole life. So…let’s have some fun! Jesse:
Oh, God! What up, what up,
what up, what up? Jesse: Hello, hello, hello, hello!
Max: Hello! Hold on! Let me…let me get this back, man! Jesse:
Don’t back me up! You know I have range, don’t you?
Max: I know you do. But I’m here though.
Johnny: Oh, yeah. Get in there! Jesse: Bro! Jesse: Look over there!
Max: Nope. Jesse: Oh, yeah!
Max: Oh! Got a piece. Johnny: Yeah!
Max: Got a piece of it. Max: Sit down!
Jesse: He hit it…hit me in the face, and I just… Oh, my God! That was embarrassing. Oh, yeah! Pump, pump…stanky leg. Jesse: Same shot. Oh!
Johnny: Oh, yeah!
Jesse: No way! You stole my move. That’s what I was doing. I about to score on you. Johnny: I disagree.
Max: You might soak.
Jesse: Are you talking to me? Max:
Oh! You by yourself. Oh! Max: Oh!
Jesse: Ah! Move!
Johnny: Oh! Johnny: You have to make that.
Jesse: No!
Johnny: Oh, my God! Jesse:
Hey! The thing is, like…
I may be in good position to score, but I’m so tired just getting there. I don’t know if I’m gonna score first or
throw up first. Johnny! Jesse: Good defense.
Max: Ooh! I thought I was late,
Johnny. But you got it. Hold on, hold on!
Johnny: Oh, yeah! Good D. Max:
You’re gonna go here. Max: Oh!
Johnny: Oh, yeah!
Jesse: Yes! Finally! Max: He laid up. Jesse: You’re insane.
Max: Good shot, baby. Jesse:
Oh, my God! Max:
Good hit. Jesse:
Oh, my God! This is gonna be a tough video. Oh, yeah! Oh! Oh, my God!
You missed that. Oh, my God! Let’s go! Zack:
We saw Johnny. Jesse:
Level 7…we got the man. Zack! Tell the people your hooping experience! Zack:
Played all throughout junior high, high
school… Johnny:
Played with Wilt Chamberlain. Zack:
Played with Wilt Chamberlain.
Played D2 College…and then took a little break for a little bit and then came back to
YouTube University. Jesse:
How many stops do you think you’ll get on
each of us? Zack:
On you? All of them. On Johnny? Probably about 5 or 6, till I get tired. Johnny:
I can dig that. Zack:
I got a little beef with you, because in the last video that we
did something like this, you beat me. Zack: So…
Jesse: I’m taking the trophy. Good game, Zack. Yeah. Zack:
I’ve literally begged production to let me in
this one, so I can get my revenge. Johnny: Let’s go!
Jesse: That’s odd. You should have just hooped better. Don’t take it out on me!
Zack: Little Dorito on my shoulder, man.
Jesse: Zack? Zack:
What’s up? Jesse:
How you doing? Zack:
Good, man. How are you? Jesse: Oh! All right. Oh!
Johnny: Oh, yeah! Jesse:
No, I’m still in. I hit the light. Johnny:
Oh, yeah! Max:
Tough. Good shot. Jesse:
Damn! Max:
Good shot, Johnny.
Jesse: That was tough. Johnny’s moving on. Jesse: Oh, my God!
Johnny: Oh, my God! Zack:
I know the timing. Jesse: That was just unnecessary, though.
Zack: I know the timing, bro.
Jesse: But you didn’t have to block it like that.
Zack: How many times have I seen you shoot?
Johnny: That was actually the coldest block
I’ve ever seen. Jesse:
Me and Johnny are now tied again. If Johnny
misses, I will take the lead. Oh! Blocked by Zack. Zack:
I know where it’s going, bro. Jesse:
My shot’s going in the net. Hook! Oh! Good defense. Come on, Zack! You got this. You know all his moves. Jesse: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Johnny: Gently caressing my abdomen. Jesse:
I think I’m gonna score right here. Zack:
You think you’ll score right here? Jesse: Yeah, yeah.
Zack: Oh, my God! Jesse:
Oh! Yes! Let’s go! I’m moving on. Zack:
He was right.
Jesse: I feel like every time I shoot it,
I’m praying, while the ball is in the air. My God! Oh, yeah! Good move. Oh! Ah! Ah! Oh, my God! Jesse: No!
Johnny: Dang! That sucks.
Jesse: Bro! You had the clip. We are at Level 8… 6’2″. My height. What’s your name? Tarin:
My name is Tarin Smith. I played at Duquesne University in college. Won 8 times Sixth Man of The Year,
played at UConn, scored over 1000 points… Played professionally in Italy, and this past
summer, I just went to G-League.
Jesse: Are you better offense or defense? Tarin:
I’d say defense, honestly. Johnny: Scored a 1000 points with Sixth Man of
The Year. You’re a better defender?
Jesse: Oh, God! Hey, we got the same shoes on. Johnny: Oh, yeah!
Jesse: Oh, my God! Back up. Johnny:
See…you already put yourself in danger. You can’t dribble against him. Jesse:
Oh, dude! What is happening? Johnny: He’s everywhere. Oh!
Jesse: You are everywhere. Oh, my God! Oh! I mean, he got him to jump. Jesse: Oh, my goodness!
Johnny: Oh, yeah! Johnny: The hand covering between your legs.
Jesse: Johnny, top. Jesse: Moving on.
Johnny: Hand down, man down. I think I just gotta start talking to them,
and then they start not defending. I’m like 2 for 2 on that.
Jesse: Is that good news for
you? You are currently in the lead for the most stops. So right now this is yours. Zack: So far.
Jesse: So far. Johnny:
Oh, yeah! Lock it up!
Lock it up! Jesse: Ah!
Johnny: Jesse’s playing full court basketball. Jesse:
No! That was my chance. Yeah! You try to pull a quick one. Johnny: No, no, no. I haven’t even…I haven’t even
went yet.
Tarin: You go 2 sides. Jesse: Oh, I’m gonna keep running. Tarin: Oh, wow!
Jesse: This definitely feels like the
hardest Level that I’m on. No! I don’t know how Johnny’s gonna get past this
Level. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Jesse: Are you kidding me?
Johnny: If you wanna see a trick shot video, go ahead and click in this corner right now! Jesse:
Dude! I gotta heat up. Johnny: Oh! You should have shot that.
Jesse: I’m gonna shoot that one, though. F*ck! Ah! Good defense. Level 9. What’s your name, hooping experience? CJ:
My name is Chet Johnson,
and I’ve played everywhere in the world. Jesse:
That was a bar. CJ… He is my trainer, and fun fact: I’ve never
beaten you 1v1. We’ve played many times. CJ:
Many times. Can’t let Jesse win.
Jesse: And you did win one of our 1v1 contests
for $10,000. Jesse: So…
Johnny: And he beat me in that video. Jesse:
So you know what to do. CJ: We’re gonna play this defense.
Jesse: Yes, sir!
CJ: Yes, sir! Here we go.
Jesse: And while Johnny’s going,
I want to thank SoFi, the official Bank of Stick around to hear how you can score during
the SoFi NBA Play-In Tournament! Let’s go, Johnny! CJ is extremely strong. If he made another hook shot,
I would have been pissed. Johnny:
I had to go for 2 in a row. I had no
choice. Jesse:
You guys know I’ve talked about SoFi before. And I recently discovered SoFi Plus. You have to make it. No! No! Dude! Ah, ah! Oh,
I’m so tired. rate discounts on personal loans and student
loan refinancing. And even exclusive access to music
experiences and sporting events, plus so much more. But he just took…what just
happened? Johnny:
He just took it from me. CJ:
You gonna let me take it… Johnny:
He was like this…and then his hand never
slipped off. 6’2″. This is the best height. If he
scores on you, that means…he’s better than you. So you have to stop him. Jesse:
No, you’re…you’re already better than me. Johnny: No, no, no, no, no! Yeah!
Jesse: No… up for SoFi Plus. Oh, yeah! He’s stuck. Stuck like glue. you so much, SoFi for sponsoring this video! Let’s get some more buckets! Tarin: Oh!
Johnny: Oh! Pop tart. Jesse:
Hey! Johnny: Good D.
Jesse: No, low key. I was about to make that.
CJ’s a problem. You’re basically playing against a tank.
Bro! You had the lay. CJ:
No, I was getting that either way. Jesse:
I’m tired of this, man. Time to score. Johnny:
Okay. Jesse:
Oh, my God! Jesse: I don’t know why I just stood there.
I didn’t move. I just…
Johnny: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it’s hard against them. Johnny: Yeah!
Jesse: I like that, Johnny. Jesse: Good shot.
Johnny: I’m in.
Jesse: I’m about to join you. Jesse: All right. Johnny’s getting quite a lead on me.
Johnny: Yeah, I guess you could say I’m…really good at basketball.
Jesse: I’m going to the post. Johnny:
He’s going into the post at the…elbow. Jesse:
Ah! No! How did I end up back here? Stop! Johnny:
You definitely gotta face the hoop to score. Ooh!
Jesse: Oh, God! I feel like I’m in the middle
of a tornado. We are at Level 10…6’4″. Halfway through. What’s your name, hooping
experience? Jordan:
I’m Jordan Ballard, and I play on Bucket
Squad Elite, and I play high school varsity basketball. Jesse:
Speaking of Bucket Squad Elite…
we’re gonna be doing a bunch of tournaments this summer. And Cam Wilder, RWE,
we are gonna take you down. We are hosting a big event, where Bucket Squad
Elite will take on Cam and RWE. And then after that, we’re doing Team Jesser
versus Team Cam…Creator match. It’s gonna be in Los Angeles. Tickets are down below. There’s a limited amount. You do not want to
miss this event. What are we gonna do to RWE? Jordan:
We’re gonna spank them.
Jesse: We’re gonna spank them, 100%. Jesse: All right. You ready for the run?
Johnny: I’m ready.
Jesse: Let’s do it! Don’t let him score! You know what to do, Jordan. Oh! Good
defense. Johnny: Oh! Oh, yeah! Oh! Off the foot.
Jesse: Bro! His wingspan is insane. I literally don’t know what to do. I’ve never
been bullied like this before. Oh, good move, Johnny. Hangtime…and in.
Johnny: Come on!
Jesse: Johnny’s about to be, like, 4 Levels ahead of me. I have to
score. Oh! Johnny:
Get a shot you want! Get a shot you want!
There you go. Johnny: Get downhill!
Jesse: Oh, my God! Bucket! Ah, no! No! I’m crashing now, bro. Ah! I’m switching to pickleball. Oh, pickleball is way better than basketball. We are at Level 11…6’5″. Jesse: Name, hooping experience?
Shankar: Shankar Iyer. And I’ve been playing since I was 6. But I
stopped at high school and I just hoop casually and dunk now.
Johnny: Not only do you just dunk now. Top 3 in the “Countries” video…right here. Shankar:
Yeah, represent India. Jesse:
We literally have all the best hoopers in
this video. Dude! I’m so far behind. Please try so hard!
Johnny: “Try so hard”, he said.
Jesse: Try your best! Never give up! Never back down! He’s so athletic. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh! How do I get past him, dude?
Johnny: I just threw bullsh*t up. Jesse:
What made you so good at defense? Tarin:
I went to one of the best defensive high
schools in the country, and it’s just effort, heart, wanting to do it. And then I got a
good wingspan. I’m athletic, so it helps. Jesse:
Do you have any tips for me? Tarin:
After this I got you.
Johnny: There you go. Jesse:
Woah! Ah! I’m getting closer and closer. Oh! Jesse: Oh! It’s coming!
Jesse: His signature move. Shankar: No!
Johnny: It’s coming. Jesse:
No way Johnny made another hook! Johnny:
It’s coming. Shankar:
That’s wild. Jesse:
It’s the one. Yeah! Johnny:
There you go. Tarin: That’s the one.
Jesse: Ah! Oh, my God! I did it! I even scored. Johnny: There you go.
Jesse: No props, dude. The greatest defender I’ve ever seen in
my entire life… or played against. This man is insane. Tarin: Appreciate it, bro.
Jesse: Well deserved. Right here…they were pretty much all on me
as well. Level 12…6’6″. Name, hooping experience? Marcus:
Marcus Bradley, former D1 player. Little pro career. Johnny: How much do you weigh? Cause you’re like
looking…
Marcus: 255. Jesse:
And what position were you? Marcus: I played power forward.
Jesse: Power forward? Jesse: Okay.
Marcus: Yeah.
Jesse: How many times you think you’d stop, Johnny? Marcus:
How long have we got today? Jesse: Oh!
Johnny: We got until Jesse catches up to me. Marcus:
We’re gonna be here for a while. Jesse: Johnny catches the ball. He has a little bit
of space. I feel like I can’t breathe.
Johnny: I gotta see if I was quicker than him. I am,
so now…I know what I can do now. I can get to the hoop on him. He might
put me through the entire wall, but… CJ:
Oh, yes! Jesse:
You’ve been waiting for this. CJ:
Oh, yes. Jesse:
See…I know your tendencies though. CJ:
Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. I know your
tendencies. Jesse: Back up, back up. That was an evil laugh.
Johnny: Man! You just went back to where you started from. Johnny: I guess I’m dribbling.
Jesse: Let’s go! Jesse: Good block, baby. Oh, sh*t!
Johnny: Oh, my God! Get what you want! Oh, yeah! Johnny: Yeah!
Jesse: Please! Ah! Ah! $99 move, $0.1 finish. Oh! I’m feeling better
though. Okay, Johnny. Top of the key. Good defense. No jump shots. Marcus:
Oh! Jesse:
So Johnny has such a lead on me. Johnny:
Yeah! Jesse:
Ah! Yes! GG! GG! Oh! Let’s go! We’re moving on. I got momentum now. Level 13 is 6’7″. Name, hooping experience? Mark:
My name is Mark Carter,
and I play Division 1 basketball at Alcorn State. Johnny:
Look like you got really long arms. Mark:
I do, I do. Jesse:
If you were a 2K player,
what’s your highest attribute? Mark:
Defense. Jesse:
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Let’s go! Oh, my God!
He went to his hook. Bro! Johnny’s hook is deadly. Johnny: You gotta try it on everyone.
Jesse: Let’s go! Jesse: I’m ready.
Johnny: Oh, yeah. You gotta do him. Johnny: Oh! Take a flight.
Jesse: Oh! Oh!
Johnny: Alright. You can’t let a 17 year old keep you out of
the paint. Mark:
Hey! Jesse:
No way! Jesse: No way! Oh!
Mark: No way! That’s crazy.
Jesse: No way! Mark:
That’s crazy. Johnny:
You got the time when they’re gonna jump…and
jump before that. Oh, yeah! Yeah! There you go. Hook! Jesse:
Oh, my God! It worked. It worked. Let’s go! My fortune is changing. GG! I got lucky. Remember…
6’2″ is still in the lead with 14 stops. Let’s see if any of the taller heights
can top that and take home the $500 prize! Level 14 is 6’8″. What’s your name, hooping experience? Merv:
Merv Lindsay. Uh…started at Kansas,
played Division 1 basketball, played at New Mexico as well. Played a little bit overseas at Indonesia. Johnny:
And you were Top 3 in the video here. Merv:
Top 3. Here to redeem myself a little bit. Jesse:
6’4″ player March Madness. He was Top 3, so this is crazy. If you were a tricky player as well,
what would your highest attribute be? Merv:
Defense. Johnny: No!
Jesse: Why is everyone saying that? I really need Johnny to get stuck on a Level. It’s super important. These guys are all
pissed at Johnny for scoring, so they’re taking it out on me too. Merv:
Oh! Shankar:
Oh, my gosh! We’re all turning into pop tarts.
Every single one of us. Jesse:
Not the left handed hook… Johnny:
Oh! The left would have been deadly. The left
would have been deadly. Oh! Johnny: Hey!
Jesse: Reset, reset, reset, reset. Your shoe’s untied. Shankar:
I know it’s not. Johnny: Oh, deep one.
Jesse: Don’t leave me open, silly goose! GG! Dude! Not being smothered is the nicest
thing in the world. No, no, no, no, no! No! Not another one! Johnny:
He gave me too much space. Too much space. Don’t let him touch you! Jesse:
I don’t know what I’m doing. Level 15 is 6’9″ It’s crazy to think we have 5 people
taller than you still in this video. Riley:
My name is Riley Battin, and I played
basketball at University of Utah and then most recently in Japan. Jesse:
What? Favorite basketball memory? Riley :
Definitely some of the game winners I hit. I
hit a good one in Japan. The crowd was going crazy. Johnny:
But no game winning blocks. Riley:
I might have had a couple. Johnny: Oh!
Jesse: Good defense…Oh! Whoa! Jesse: No way!
Johnny: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Johnny: Boom!
Jesse: Yes! Good defense. Let’s go! Basketball is a game of runs. It’s all about momentum. Johnny’s gonna get stuck on this Level,
and I’m gonna go on a hot streak. I can already feel it. Oh, my God!
That was a beautiful cross by Johnny. Beautiful movements. Your game’s been looking
mad sexy, bro. How you doing? Mark:
Doing good, man. Jesse:
You’re cold. Mark:
I know. I’ve been sitting over there for a
little minute. Jesse:
Oh! Well… Jesse:
(Distorted:) I need some water. Jesse: If he makes another hook… bruh…
Johnny: Y’all gonna be saying I’m a hook merchant? Yeah!
Jesse: Yes! Johnny:
Word… Jesse:
The hook. The hook is the only thing working
today. Jesse: Good defense.
Mark: Kareem taught me that one. Jesse:
Unguardable shot. Hook shot is my new
favorite shot. Johnny. Johnny is looking nice. Riley:
Oh! Jesse:
Johnny is an inspiration…
but this is my moment to come back. Johnny: Oh!
Jesse: Yes!
Riley: It’s the step backs, bro. Jesse:
Let’s go! We’re making this comeback. Level 16…6″11. Name, hooping
experience? Zeke:
Zeke Richards…and hooping experience…I hoop
hoop Division 1 and overseas. Jesse:
Some real hoopers today. Jesse: So…
zeke: One of my favorite memories actually was…
uh… almost breaking my personal school, like shot
blocking record. I think I had 8 or 9, almost… Jesse:
9 blocks in one game? Jesse: Can you get 9 blocks on him for me?
Zeke: That’s light. Johnny:
Hey, it was quiet in here. Take that right out of my hand. I couldn’t do nothing. I swear you got the deepest voice ever. Johnny: Oh! Get in.
Jesse: Oh, my God! I don’t know how I made that. I don’t know how I made that. First try. I lost the ball and just pray. Feels good, man. Finally scoring again. Hey! He tried to disrespect you. Don’t forget! Oh, yeah! Damn! Damn, Johnny! I swear Johnny’s overall
has gone up since the last…like, video he was in. I don’t know what he’s been
doing. Zeke:
You know, waves on the lake, bro. Jesse:
What up? Ah! You know what? I’m feeling hot right now. Like a
flamethrower. Johnny:
Oh, he moving them feet. Johnny: He moving those feet.
Jesse: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! That went in. Zeke:
I think I blocked it in, bro. Jesse: I’m coming back.
Johnny: No way! No way! Zeke:
You gotta hold it down, man. Jesse:
The comeback is finally complete. Me and Johnny are finally back on the same
Level, and we only have a couple left. Don’t forget! There’s a dude who’s taller
than the rim, so…I didn’t know that was a thing. Level 17 is 7’1″. Breck:
What’s up? I’m Breck. I played college basketball at Mercer
University. Jesse:
And this man also was the winner of our “100
basketball players compete for $10,000”. So you’re a pretty good hooper. I need you to
get as many stops as humanly possible on Johnny. You got me? Breck:
I got you. I got you. Jesse: Thank you!
Johnny: I’m gonna need you to let me
score on the first try. Breck:
I got you, I got you. Jesse:
Let’s go, Breck! No! Good stop!
Johnny: Hey! I couldn’t see.
Jesse: Back to back. Some say I’m hotter than the sun right now. Johnny: Yeah, you are.
Jesse: Jokic. I’ll take it. I’ll take it. Oh, my God! Johnny: Wow!
Jesse: Ah! Johnny: Wow!
Jesse: I think I’ve just taken the lead. Johnny: Wow!
Jesse: Oh, my God! He left the “Jokic” open. That’s a rookie mistake. Johnny could tie it all back up right here if
he gets this score. Jesse: Oh! Cross!
Johnny: Oh, dang! That was the most…I felt you on that.
Jesse: Level 18… 7’3″. What’s your name, hooping experience? Connor:
My name is Connor Vanover. I ended at college but played at D1. Played with a lot of big names. Bol Bol… Jesse: You played with him…the same team?
Connor: Same team. Connor: High school. Look it up!
Jesse: That’s not fair. Same high school team? Connor: Yeah.
Jesse: Did anyone ever score on y’all? Connor:
No. Jesse:
That’s insane. All right, here we go. Jokic. Oh, my God! 3. Johnny: Oh!
Jesse: Bucket! Oh! That would have been crazy. Johnny: I gotta score right here.
Jesse: Let’s go Breck! Get a stop! Oh! A tough lay. Now we’re back… all tied up.
Johnny: Oh, yeah. Not gonna lie…I felt like I could have
dunked that if you were not there. Oh, my God!
Jesse: How’d you blocked that?s What? Bro! He was like, 5′. Johnny:
You shot that from in the K…and he was here
when you started. Jesse:
That was insane. I can’t believe he blocked
that. I need to do more horizontal movements,
more running back and forth to beat these tall guys. The height difference is
absolutely insane right now. Johnny:
This is the wing I want. Jesse:
I feel like Victor Wembanyama. Oh, Johnny! Oh, no! First try. Johnny:
That’s the wing I want. Jesse: I’m taking one out of your book, Johnny.
Johnny: Just running. Jesse:
Please! Oh, my God! Yes! Let’s go! GG! Level 19…
second to Last Level. 7’6″. Tell the people your name and
your basketball experience! Mamadou:
You know it. I’m back. Hey, my name is Mamadou N’Diaye, and I play for UCI
Warriors D-League all over in China, all over the world. Now we’re here, just having fun. Jesse:
So how many stops do you think you’re gonna
get on Jonny? Mamadou:
10 or 20. Johnny: Whoa!
Jesse: 10 or 20? Okay. Jesse: If you were a 2K player,
what would be your highest attribute?
Johnny: Maybe block is 99. I don’t know. Mamadou:
Okay, I like that. I like that. Jesse:
Anyone could win this video. We are back on
the same level. Mamadou was hard to score on. I’ve only done it once. Oh, yeah! I like that
defense. Oh! Johnny’s using his speed. He’s full sprinting. That’s a genius move. Wide open jumper. Wow! No, that was a high IQ. Johnny:
Hey! I had to turn the jets on real quick. I
should have shot a layup honestly. all of the time. They are fire. Check it out: bucketsquad.com! Best basketball gear
in the world. All right, Johnny. Go crazy! Jesse: Oh!
Johnny: Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Jesse: These handles are looking so good today. Jesse: Oh, my God!
Johnny: Boom!
Jesse: It’s open! Johnny: Boom!
Jesse: Final Level. If you make the next shot, you win the video. So I need to score right
here. Johnny: I think you got it in you.
Jesse: I think so. Johnny: I lied. Boom!
Jesse: Ah! We did it! We did it! Mamadou:
Come on! Jesse:
GG’s! That was a miracle. If Level 20 can’t get
more than 14 stops, 6’2″ is going home with the $500
prize. The Final Level…11’7″. Jesse: What is your name and hooping experience?
Antonio: Antonio. I don’t have much experience. As you could imagine,
dribbling from this height is really hard. I mean…I can block. Jesse:
Obviously, my guy is on stilts,
so this is gonna be a special round. You’re gonna have to shoot over the tallest
player of all time. So no dribbling. You have to shoot at the top
of the key. He can block it…and he will try his best. So you need have a crazy arc.
Antonio: And boom! First time I get to dunk on a basketball. Jesse:
If Johnny makes this shot first try,
he wins the video, and I don’t even get an attempt.
Johnny: 3, 2, 1. Johnny: Get in there!
Jesse: For the win.
Johnny: Oh! Antonio:
That was really high. Jesse:
If I make this shot, I win the video. Jesse: Here we go.
Johnny: 4, 3, 2, 1.
Jesse: What? That’s insane. Johnny: He got mobile on you.
Jesse: All right. For the win. Johnny! Shot. No! Well deserved. Well,
Johnny was the better player today. Johnny: Let’s go!
Jesse: And congratulations to Tarin
Smith, 6’2″ for getting the most stops and
winning the $500! If you guys enjoyed this video,
you will definitely love “Everytime I Score, The Defender Gets Older”. It is popping up right here. Or “Everytime I
Score, The Defender Gets Upgraded”…all the way up to
an NBA Defensive Player of The Year. That’s popping up as well. We’ll see you guys in the next one. Take it
easy! Peace!

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Today Jesse and Johnny try the ultimate basketball challenge, every time they score the defender gets taller!

Every Time I Score, the Defender Gets Older!
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  1. this is honestly educational for people trying to improve their defense

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