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Kobe’s agent had the Nets shook #nba #basketball #kobebryant #lakers #nets



Kobe’s agent had the Nets shook #nba #basketball #kobebryant #lakers #nets

art Telum Kobe’s agent comes up with an idea He basically calls John Nash the GM of the Nets and he calls John Caliperry the coach of the Nets and he says to these two guys “Kobe doesn’t want to play with you Kobe will not sign with you Kobe wants to be away from his parents.” Now it’s funny because a couple days before this call John Caliperry and John Nash had had dinner with Kobe Bryant’s parents Joe and Pam Bryant and they said “We’d love Kobe to play in New Jersey.” But now they’re getting a call from the agent He’s like “Kobe doesn’t want to play for you guys He won’t sign with you He’ll play in Europe instead.” And John Nash veteran general manager he’s in his 40s at the time He says to Cal “This is bull They’re just bluffing They’re just bluffing This is ridiculous.” And Calipar is like “I don’t know I don’t know I can’t have my first draft pick not sign with us.” And John Nash is like “Cal there’s no way he’s not going to play in the NBA You think this 18-year-old kid is going to go to Europe?” And Cal’s like “I don’t I can’t I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this.” A second thing happens which is this If the Nets don’t take Kobe the guy they want is a Villanovavva swingman named Carrie KDles A really really good player an all-American out of Villanova And David Faulk represents Carrie KDles And Carrie KDles is a local kid And Carrie KDles desperately wants to be drafted by the Nets And David Faulk at the same time Arm Telum is calling John Calipari and saying “Kobe won’t sign with you.” David Faulk unrelated calls John Caliparian and says “If you don’t select Carrie KDles if he’s available at number eight I will never have any of my clients consider the Nets as a free agent destination.” And Calipari is like “Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god.” And he says to John Nash “John we we have to take care of kiddos because we need fault clients He’s a huge agent.” And John Nash is like “Seriously calm the down They’re just bluffing you They’re playing you because you’re a young coach You think no one’s ever going to consider our money you think Kobe Bryant isn’t going to sign are you insane?” And Calipari is freaking freaking freaking out

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