We asked ChatGPT to predict the Cleveland Cavaliers offseason & this is what it came up with…

We asked ChatGPT to predict the Cleveland Cavaliers offseason & this is what it came up with…

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— Darius, what’s he making per year right now? Uh, he’s extension eligible after, was it Jason next season? He’s got 2 years left on his deal and then he — can uh they’ve got options
— so you can’t do this then. You can extend him. You can send any player. No, he is extension eligible. — You can extend
— whenever sorry I misunderstood you. Go ahead. He’s making this year next year $50.54 million dollars player. So it’d be locking in at basically his, his current rate. Not sure he would take that, but you could in theory make that extension. The third step. Resign Ty Jerome, let Sam Merrill walk in free agency. So trade Darius, extend Donovan, resign Ty and let Sam Merrill walk. The fourth step in this chat GPT plan. I straight up in the 2nd round, use their 2 2nd round picks, 49 and 58 to get up in the draft to select Jana Broome, who finished 2nd. It’s not, it’s Broome. He knows these random basketball. I’m the one whose vertical is like 1 ft. Yes, his name’s Jana Bru. He finished 2nd in the Player of the Year voting behind Cooper Flag this year, was an all-American, first team All-American, bit of an undersized, non-athletic center, but the chat GPT Cavs offseason plan says trade up. They didn’t say what pick they would trade up to in the second round, but trade the 49th and to go. Somewhere in the 2nd round. So, well, there’s only one more round, Mike. So obviously I didn’t know if you meant like is he supposed to be a top pick in the 2nd round? No, no, honestly, he might be there at 9. And then the last part of the chat GPT Gary Harrison free agent. So a 5-part chat GPT plan. Trade Donovan for Kelden, extend Donovan, resign Ty, let Merrill walk, trade up for Jani Broome and sign. So let’s ignore the middle three. They’re irrelevant to our conversation, really. Let’s just look at the 2, the 1 and 5. I mean, uh, well, I guess the tide Jerome thing too. Uh, forget the Donovan Mitchell and the, the rookie stuff. Jason, yeah, forget that one. Let’s just look at 13 and 5 combined trading Garland for Johnson in two future picks, re-signing Ty, letting Merrill walk and signing Gary Harris. Are the Cavs better in that? No trade of, of, uh, Jared Allen. Which I don’t like, but, uh, what do we think of that trade, the first that big trade with Darius Garland. I don’t know anything about. — I don’t love
— it. I don’t like it either. Uh, — I’m curious
— I don’t like it either. Yeah, I don’t. I was trying to find out how tall Johnson how big he is. He’s listed at 65 and 63 on other websites, so I’m gonna guess 64. Yeah, I don’t, I don’t, I mean, the first round picks are nice, but you’re trying to win right now and you do want to recoup some capital if you can because of all the trades you are the first that you’ve traded away. Those are coming due now, but. Uh, I, I would put a pretty high price tag on Darius, and that does not meet it for me. I don’t like it. There you go. I agree. And if you’re getting from San Antonio, you’re gonna give Darius on top of on top of Dylan Harper and like those are gonna be late first round picks. I don’t think those are gonna give you the right to make this whole GBT is a waste at this point. Is he starting for you? Uh, last season, Keldon Johnson. Was in and out of the starting lineup. OK, OK, — because I need you to put your GPT
— sucks. I mean GPT would not be a good GM this is terrible. You trading for a backup. — I’m trying to figure this out draft picks
— the Spurs just drafted. The kid from Rutgers, right? Well, I asked this before the draft last night. Now, that’s not why I’m asking because I was I’m asking because they got the Aaron Fox, the kid for they just drafted, — and what’s the do with the dreads that’s the beast
— who’s — I
— wouldn’t be would not be shocked if they ended up trading. De Fox OK, hmm, for what? The Aaron Fox with Darius Garland. No, they need less guards. — They have too many guards right
— now. That’s what I’m saying, if they, if the Spurs knew they were gonna get Dylan Harper, I don’t think they made the trade for Aaron Fox last year. All right, but I don’t care about the Spurs. So this is, this is a bust because we don’t want to make that trade, and then the rest is all meaningless. If they, if Gary Harris. Is the guy they end up with in free agency and I understand. All the issues they don’t have a ton of money. It’s gonna be a lot of that minimum guys. Gary Harris has been the. Oh, good. We get Gary Harris and then you get Gary Harris, you’re like, oh shit, we have Gary Harris for like 10 years now. He’s 30 years old. He played in 48 games for Orlando last year. He averaged 3 points, 1 rebound, and half an assists per game last year. Two years ago in Orlando he played 24 minutes. A 7 points, 1 rebound, 1 assist. I, I, I’m gonna cut you off, no offense because nobody gives a rat’s ass. That’s what I’m saying. I think Chat GPT did a horrific job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But here’s what I do want to ask you. We get jobs for one more year. Here’s what I wanna ask you, sir. Um, I was reading, I just, I was reading this article on CBS about like winners and losers of the draft, or, or, or maybe just the last week or whatever and it said that, that, uh, they were talking about Orlando, they were really hyped up on, on Orlando. Do we, are we gonna have to start looking at Orlando as a legitimate contender in the east, or no? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that, yeah, they, when they, well, first of all, I thought that before the Desmond Bay traded when they traded for Desmond Bay, and I said that absolutely makes sense. So and they got who they get in the draft? They get somebody good in the draft? No, they traded the draft picks. Oh, so what else did they do? Got Desmond. Oh, OK. Cleveland, Orlando, — Atlanta Knicks and
— the Knicks. So what’s Boston doing? Obviously they traded poor Zingas. — I
— think they I think they’re cutting more. I think they’re still gonna do some, yeah, — I think
— they trading Jalen Brown. I think it could happen. Yeah. If they trade Jaylen Brown, they might be like the worst team in the East. They might go from a championship to the #2 seed to the worst team in the East, one of them. — That’s what happened with the Warriors
— was missing the whole. No, they weren’t that bad. They, they were. They had the #2 pick. They got out of the and they blew the picks and they blew the pick and then won the championship two years later, — which goes to show and
— does Boston own all of its picks? I can look that up. — Hold on a
— minute. If Boston owns all of its picks, it may not be bad to bottom out for a year because they pair someone — with JT when he comes back healthy and he starts to rebuild it
— up. So the thing is get a team, win the championship, stink for two years. — This is what they
— wanted. They have their own pick next year. Jason, you are correct. — This
— is what the NBA, — this is what they trade
— Jalen Brown. That’s what they’re doing because they’ve already tradedoring. Drew Holiday. So what else they got? They got Jalen B. They gonna trade White or are they gonna keep him around? I like, — I like I think
— all things are on the table. Also like white dudes. — I love Celtics have white dudes
— on the bench. What’s White’s contract? — I think it’s moderately
— managed 20 million. He makes, he’s the 3rd highest paid player in Jared Allen. Cavs think the Pacers are gonna be without Halliburton for the whole season, so they’ll be, I mean, they’re not gonna be terrible, — but they’re
— not gonna open, wide open. — And the
— Cavs have to be so soft and the — Cavs should still trade one of course they
— should. Jason. You don’t give them away. You don’t make a trade for the sake of making a trade. — You gotta get
— tougher, you roll with the core for. Oh, Jason, you gotta get tougher. I, I, I’ve been on the trade Jared wagon for 2 years, but it doesn’t mean that it’s gonna happen. — You
— think it’s gonna happen. No, — I tend to think they’re gonna run it back as
— I told you I said I tend to think, I think ultimately I think they’re going to look and shop, but they, they tried they one move for Kevin Durant. That’s it. Wow, — did
— they? Um, Mike, are you with Jason, you don’t think they’re gonna trade Allen? I was on the radio with Spencer German last night. I put it at like a 33% chance.

The Cleveland Cavaliers will have two picks in round two of the NBA Draft on Thursday. Cleveland Cavaliers President of Operations is tasked with finding “Gems” with picks 49 and 58 to help bolster the Cleveland Cavaliers roster. What if Chat GTP was the Cleveland Cavaliers GM, what would the moves look like? UCSS has some fun with Chat GTP and the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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