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Basketball But It’s Squid Games!



Basketball But It’s Squid Games!

i’ve gathered 50 of the best hoopers to 
compete in basketball squid games and the last player remaining wins all of the money 
in that glass tower let’s go come on when I win the money I’m going to give it back to my 
family honestly I’m going to just use it to   help me with college i’m going on a shopping 
spree for sure need some kids our first game is a classic red light green light the rules 
are simple go when the light turns green and if you move during a red light you will 
be eliminated contestants as you can see   there are 35 basketballs at the finish line and 
there is 50 of you i’m locked in bro i’m locked in i’m ready if you can secure a basketball you 
are safe and moving on to the next round if you come up empty-handed you will be eliminated is 
everybody ready green light red light did you already see someone the guard is raising their 
hand the guard says you moved he caught you you have been eliminated player 35 guard take him 
out our first elimination how you doing you look like you’re about to burst open right here 
y’all locked in green light red light guys what are we seeing player 32 is being taken out 
boom yeah some of you guys going to have to get a move on let’s play some tricks on them are 
we ready yellow light oh okay hey these guys are locked in green light red light wa what are we 
seeing guards i don’t know 49 oh 49 i just saw that arm move guards take them away i’m seeing 
some movement that one took out two you need to be a statue right now remember there’s only 
35 basketballs down here green light red light i got to stop on a dime on a gun I got 
to stop on a dime you’re moving right now the way you’re talking take them out take 
them out dude there’s a lot of people in the   back that are behind a lot of different 
people now remember people in the back there’s only 35 basketballs green light 
red light six basketballs have been taken green light red light 31 31 take him out of here 
we got that we got that we got that we got that let’s go yeah what is happening 
he’s holding him back right here there are barely any contestants 
on this side they’re all stacked up   over there there’s eight balls over there 
and 20 people it’s going to be a mad dash green light red light yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i like that and everyone 
who doesn’t have a basketball is eliminated no no guards you’re out of here buddy i does this 
i do this man feels good to have a ball in my hand man hey it’s lit we made it baby 
hey on to the next one on to the next one   congratulations to the 35 of you that secured 
a basketball you’re moving on to the next round but prepare yourselves it’s only going to get 
harder from here on out these shakes may be   familiar with you have you seen these before for 
this game I’m going to need you guys to get into teams of five and line up behind a cone 1 2 3 4 
be careful on who you pick for your team hey on them they terrible they’re terrible we going to 
win this one i got five i got that i’m good you   know you find you a bunch of people and you 
get with them find your community here squad hey I hope we don’t have to play against each 
other though why is this the team because it’s   the winning team you guys don’t even know them 
you guys trust each other yes you know why why there’s four black men and he’s almost black 
mhm for this game I’m going to need each team to select a team captain now before you do that 
just know the team captain will receive immunity so pick someone you trust who’s the captain 
we got wisdom we got We going We going wisdom i like it you got a free pass to the next round 
i was trying to bring my boys can’t let us down   though come on man we believe me look at me look 
at me but you have immunity i know how about Sean how about Sean okay no I’m the truth who’s your 
captain right here why did you pick Sean he’s such a nice guy you know just the captain fellas 
i know no I’ve been in the lab all week no I’m captain i’m captain wait so who’s captain we got 
multiple captains i thought we voted with We did with Siri this screw I don’t like I don’t like 
their chemistry we ready we ready hey y’all going to lose y’all going to lose shut up you going to 
lose you’re about to go down oh you you lucky i’m holding the M you lucky we ain’t doing that hey 
we ain’t doing that over here you don’t want this you don’t want it players listen up guards please 
bring a tray to each team oh we don’t even get to choose pause captains please reveal the tray oh no 
oh there are four cookies inside you have to pick which team member you want to give which cookie to 
now choose wisely you don’t want to make enemies obviously Umbrella sucks you see Squid Games you 
know you don’t want Umbrella you don’t want Star   i’ll vouch for your Oh god i’ll vouch for you go 
ahead who wants to start i’ll take the umbrella take the umbrella are you sure i didn’t say I said 
I’m going to i’m sorry i’m sorry i have to i have to i’m sorry you are i believe in you i’m serious 
i believe in you i think you got the second   easiest no John no you gave me the second hardest 
but it’s good this is the one I wanted chat damn you got the umbrella yeah because I have you know 
this is basketball squid game we’re not carving out these cookies bro just wanted the umbrella are 
you dumb once you get your cookie please line up in front of the sign that correlates all right 
y’all hey Carlo we got this i’m going see you on the other side this game is going to be a shooting 
challenge if you miss the shot you are eliminated if you make it you move on triangle you will be 
taking a layup circle you will be taking a free throw star you will be taking a three-pointer 
and umbrella you will be taking a half court shot trey you got this Trey oh my god hey y’all 
you got this triangles come with me if you miss you are eliminated this could be a very expensive 
layup number 13 you are up first everyone should make this here we go Noah all right he’s safe 
he is safe there we go i ain’t clapping for a damn thing i got to shoot a half for a shot 
uh-oh hey he added a little flare [Applause] oh he’s going to dunk oh my god get it out of the 
way all right we got some hoopers in here oh my god which one just all dunk oh my come on go all 
right and we have the last triangle hey dunk it yeah yeah yeah let’s go nobody got eliminated 
triangle go just being nervous and then just having like sweaty palms a $10,000 lamp 
dude you got to think about that a little   bit my pants circles you are up you got 
this bro it’s just a free throw take the jacket out take the jacket out oh yeah 
yeah hey that’s leg work use the backboard oh no he has missed no player 16 has been 
eliminated player number four he looks confident shot miss oh no gone said to the 
goolog none of these guys had warm-ups like this is their first shot are you locked in is it 
free let’s see it i want to see someone make it oh no another miss free throw it’s supposed to 
be freeer yo we might be the only ones to make it to the next round no a soft touch that 
room hard bro this is This one’s good it’s wet it’s wet baby no a fourth elimination 
not a single person has made a free throw spirit fingers i got you brother locked 
in let’s go let’s go for Brazil brazil [Music] he’s good he’s good damn bro so clutch 
this is like an NBA final shot you the ball on the rim and I got mass confidence now good oh my god [Applause] and the circles 
have finished we’ve already gotten out five players it is now time for the star miss another elimination he did oh hell no 
22 has been eliminated hey everybody listen up listen up you feel locked in i’m locked in 
i’m super locked in 100% you’re making this uh 85% before you go I have an announcement we 
only needed to eliminate seven players from this challenge and we’ve already eliminated 
seven so everyone else is safe yes let’s go go they got lucky we have way more 
challenges to get through i knew this they would have not sent me home today i was not 
going home no matter what players welcome to the carousel game you are that much closer to winning 
this money right here in this challenge music will play while each player moves around the circle 
with a basketball when the music stops I’ll call   out a number and the players will have to work 
together to score on one of the hoops with the correct number of basketballs if a player is 
unable to score within the correct number of   basketballs they will be eliminated start the 
music okay y’all walking too fast slow the down they keep looking at us 
they are staring at us five okay there’s only four here oh let’s go let’s go 
make it make it make it no hell no i’m in there there’s one open finds it let’s go oh my god 
hey they got six they got six wait wait wait hey no wait hey chill chill push him back 
guards let me see that top ball number 36 i need a replay guards take him out mine 
was not the last one it wasn’t you got to watch that it wasn’t bro last second 
you found the hoop i counted i was like   I swear my math is math that’s only 
four we need to get to five we just eliminated three players let’s go to 
the next round start the music [Music] yeah yeah yeah good vibes right now 
this is a good song we’re having a   good time but they’re scared they’re 
about to be eliminated talk to each other or something no I’m looking at 
you why are you looking at me four let’s go oh there’s a lot of people oh one more 
one more oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yes yes yes yes let’s go yes wait hey hey hey 
that does not count get this man out he cheated guys get him out of here let’s go smoke i smoke 
that that was a good play with the jump shot i threw up on the backboard get your Get your Dang 
bro they got me out of here [Music] [Applause] so we had a contestant cheat and hit 
it out and the contestant who cheated   was eliminated but that contestant’s ball 
is this one right here the two balls that didn’t go in are number eight and number 
13 so we’re going to have them do shot   for shot for this last spot right here 
all right 13 up first high school three miss if number eight makes it he moves on i 
never missed a three on my life give me three he baked it in no in my life in my life gg’s 
unlucky unlucky take him out to the goolog congratulations you guys have made it to the 
top 20 you’re now one step closer to winning $5,000 we have already eliminated 30 of you 
welcome to the fivelegged relay race for this one I need you guys to get into teams of four oh 
this i said teams of four oh he’s gone so how do you guys feel about having to acquire this guy 
wa wa wa i’ve been lucky so far all right we got to be quick i’m trying to win this i need y’all 
to try you guys are all pretty tall you guys got   a short teammate is that going to be a problem 
he’s not that short he’s taller than you oh no remember this challenge is about teamwork the 
better you guys are able to work as a team the better you will do in this challenge four players 
will be tied together by their ankles and have to complete trials at four stations at station one 
a player must accurately pass the ball into this   target at station two they will have to make 
a free throw for station three they must spin a ball on their finger for a total of 7 seconds 
and lastly they must juggle a basketball on top of another basketball five times and balance 
the ball perfectly at the end after they have   completed all four they must cross the finish line 
to stop their time guards bring out the first team hey and remember the two slowest teams will be 
eliminated 3 2 1 go 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 Make that Make that one two one two okay can they make 
a free throw first try that would be huge make the free throw come on hey he already made the 
three oh man they got to get their rebound turn this one no one two miscommunication look look how 
hard he’s holding his shirt one two one two this This one’s good we’re still We’re still good oh 
bounce good rebound at least third time this you Sean Magic oh no that’s a long rebound damn we’re 
good we’re good we’re good we’re good dude this free throw is taking a while come on [Music] oh 
no oh this is brutal let’s hustle oh I’m selling hey he mad too he’s sick he’s tight but they’re 
getting really good at walking one two one two oh yeah we left yeah we’re locked we’re locked 
all right we got you come on make this make this ah damn bro no hey he hit a three 
though he never missed a three in his life though my bad guys my bad my 
bad my bad my bad yes all right they are now going to spinning the ball on 
the finger come on Quincy you got this [Music] this actually locked him yep 
we’re good we’re good hey guard says it’s good final challenge the juggle this one 
might be the hardest making the quick [Music] go go go go go one two one two my bad guys 
all right your guys time was 3 minutes and 11 seconds you are on the chopping block 
you’re in first and last place right now   my bad guys that’s on me that’s on me 
that’s on me score to beat is 3 minutes 11 seconds in 3 2 1 go right left right 
left right left right he going to miss the pass watch come on you got it oh stay i’m 
low i’m low you got it one more one more i need them to keep missing yes sir oh I’m not 
I mean I missed like 17 times they’re saying it but they’re not moving like it’s left 
right start over start over first try baby oh tough miss good try [Music] oh there it 
is move on let’s get this 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 Damn hey guard said it’s good hop 
hop hop hop hop hop hop come on let’s go baby 1 2 3 4 5 6 that’s it that’s it no you good you 
good relax yes hop hop hop get this out the way your time was 1 minute 33 seconds no hey 
the dream team in real life bro they were dragging you at the end with the table 
in the way that was crazy we need some   teams to up that to 3 minutes is crazy team 
three in 3 2 1 go [Music] bro they’re like speaking with their minds [Applause] let’s go 
let’s go let’s go let’s go car says it’s good make sure you make sure you set it we’re 
good we’re good we’re good we’re good oh hop hey they’re good they’re flying you’re in a minute you’re in a minute 
you’re in a minute let’s go jump jump jump all right one more station they might 
have the top time woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah oh no they lost the ball oh 
no bro they need to finish this challenge now okay let’s go and you guys were the 
fastest team at 1 minute 22 seconds okay so you guys have guaranteed to move 
on to the next round let’s go all right   team four this is your opportunity 
three two one go one two one two one two yep step forward yep good that’s 
it first try two one two one two one two oh that’s all let’s go i got you let’s go 
back all right lock in right here Ran lock in we’re good we good we good we’re 
good smooth this fast smooth this   fast smooth this fast you got this is 
it all you yep 1 2 3 4 5 6 100% he’s first trying 9 10 11 12 good good turn 
damn bro that’s my bad they are making great time hey let’s make a circle yep one 
two yep you got this boy yeah we’re good nope that wasn’t sick hey ref said go up 
let’s go let’s go your time 1 minute 14 seconds let’s go let’s go this is the final team 
the score to beat is 1 minute 33 seconds 3 2 1 go the hot method okay oh balls let’s go first tries 
it they are locked in right now can they first try the free throw as well let me go in a little 
bit oh my goodness they are two for two right now they are moving see why grab the ball grab one 
give me one see why drop it hold on grab it grab it grab it here two one 2 3 4 5 go go go come on 
here let’s go let’s go five my goodness that was the fastest team by a lot let’s go with a score 
of 44 seconds 44 seconds one of us is going to win this one of us oh come on the two teams on 
the left had the slowest times guards please eliminate them thank you for playing please no i 
have a family i have a family please no no think about the kids what about my kids this is rigged 
i’m coming for for your production team man this is rigged i’m a proud sore loser congratulations 
to the 12 of you we’re moving on let’s go the top 12 you have all done phenomenal now I have a 
very special offer for you guys right now we have a prize pool of $5,000 but if one of you 
is brave enough to take a free throw make it i’m going to double the money if you miss that 
free throw you’re eliminated bring out the money   oh so do y’all want to make it a $10,000 prize 
pool double anybody want to do it it’s going to have to be either me Evan or you don’t volunteer 
me the crazy thing is you could shoot it double the money and then get eliminated in the next 
challenge whoever shoots it if they miss the   winner has to give that person 100 bucks only 
100 guys it’s a free throw it’s literally free free money what would you do i shoot it man i 
would do it with a spot shoot shoot the ball are you confident no no I’m not confident you 
got my word i’ll give you a ban if you hit if   you miss it 500 guaranteed make or miss i’m not 
going to lie that does put money in your pocket win or lose wait who’s doing it that’s you i’ll 
shoot it he said he’ll shoot it let’s go let’s go let’s go so 250 all right let’s go shoot the 
Let’s go squ games on three 1 2 3 so you are stepping up to the plate and right here we have 
our collector’s edition brick ball there’s only 100 made they have been sold out this is the 
last one we have so we’re going to be giving   it away to one of you guys all you have to do 
to enter is scan this QR code right here or there’s a link in the description will pick 
a winner in 7 days hopefully your shot’s not   a break all right one shot for $5,000 hey 
take your time breathe no one rushes you [Music] [Applause] just give me boy let’s go boy we’re now 
playing for $10,000 sketchy for the winning for this next challenge I need you to get into teams 
of two we lost we lost think so me and you okay wait i think this is one v one bro this game is 
marbles so you’ll be going against your teammate for this challenge and half of you guys will be 
eliminated uh I told y’all in this challenge two players will be given seven basketballs total 
distributed as they see fit the players will   come up with their own games and rules to decide 
how the basketballs can be won from each other whichever player ends up with more basketballs 
in their possession at the end of a 5-minute   timer will successfully move on to the next round 
and whichever of the seven balls is actively in play will not count toward either player’s score 
oh now I got to go against one of the toughest   competitors out here what type of games are you 
going to play we want to start with the half court you guys know see you guys do know unfortunately 
you have to go against each other which means one   of you is going to be eliminated what game 
are you guys going to play first game half court shot second game one hand floater from the 
college three third game is one one hand in corner three all right that’s some hard games for 10 yeah 
we’re going to have fun with it like I’m not mad   if he wins start the timer in 3 2 1 go they both 
decided to do half court shots to determine the first try first try that’s crazy [Applause] look 
you got there hustling i like this [Applause] oh unfortunate bounce oh I got it corner three 
oh yeah yeah we did say that a rebuttal let’s go boom erases the make okay it’s off 
the rim now there only is 5 minutes if it is a tie after 5 minutes we’re going to go to a 
coin toss half court you need this oh barely missed oh almost wow putting it down to a half 
court shot is really such a lucky shot only so much skill in a half court i mean Curry might say 
different but boom half court has been made so he is now taking one of his basketballs number 
two you got to be nervous right now a little   bit [Music] boom putting the pressure back on them 
boom another tie i don’t know what is going down over there but they’re making a lot of shots 
another tie boom pressure back on i mean he’s bound to miss a rebuttal right and he misses the 
rebuttal it is one to one yeah they’re all doing one hand yeah one hand oh I’m nervous can I get a 
timer count the timer is ticking thickening sweet so see why is up one all right they’re playing 
the ones they left the other ball rack in there all right we are halfway through 
two and a half has gone by okay he’s physical the thing is there’s 
no rep because it’s just up to the two of them so technically he could be as physical as he   wants [Applause] bro they’re going they’re 
getting after it right now 1 minute 30 left no way oh my goodness [Music] number two is up to Come on this is for game this is for 
the game right here $10,000 floater guy over here boom pressure is 
back on another $10,000 floater this is a physical match right here 
gets another bucket it is back to a   tie between them 30 seconds left so 
I don’t know what game you want to play i don’t know what they’re doing 
over there but it’s intense over here is he does he got it move your balls to your rack for the win 20 seconds if no one makes a shot we’re going to 
have to go down to a coin flip for this team 10 seconds left he hits it i’m not going to shoot 
it we’re going to do a coin flip wait what was your guys’ agreement if he I had I said I had a 
chance to match i didn’t shoot it tie game coin   flip you had 10 seconds left on the thing so the 
rule was top of the key he didn’t end up shooting the shot to match yeah I’ll do a point for that 
can you purposely do that with 12 seconds it’s a   game it’s the game i mean that is how messed 
up he did that i’m not going to lie but that was a a big brain play we’re going to go to 
a coin flip what he didn’t take his shot i’m   going to flip it whatever you You get a call 
tails all right tails you win heads you win it’s Tails you deserve it that was appreciate you 
appreciate you you can mask me gg’s i’m not going to lie i deserve to lose after playing that way 
but I picked him cuz I thought he was going to   be a great teammate and then we got flipped on 
each other so yeah battle win it sometimes you got to be ruthless you’re moving on you bloody 
let’s go that was a physical one that was Let’s go all right so you guaranteed one of you is 
going to move on it is number two unfortunately you are eliminated thank you number 38 but your 
road ends here but congratulations to you sir go one step closer to 10K one step closer we got 
number nine number 27 at the end of 5 minutes someone’s going to have a chance at 10K the other 
person unfortunately be going home what game will   we be playing to decide one v one you guys are 
just going to one v one one v one three dribbles to seven okay what game are you guys going to 
play first we going to do free throw challenge   yeah first to miss first and miss and then we’re 
going to go the three-point out of three and then the last one is going to be a half court so first 
one to make it and then you got to rebutt them so   if someone wins the first two challenges it’s done 
pretty much yeah all right good luck fellas timer starts in 3 2 1 go okay all right first to miss 
oh damn me I I would like to play oneonone uh for my chance to survive but not against either one of 
these guys boom one to zero 27 is in the lead damn oh that’s all damn Cam damn bro i thought he 
was shooting with the brick ball for a second that’s enough one to one thank you 3 minutes 40 
seconds all right he made it can you rebuttle let’s go 3 and 1/2 minutes to go [Music] oh 
mean set back no good tough bucket down there half a minute oh they’re going to keep 
going back to free throws okay playing a one-on-one in 5 minutes oh oh to the to 
one take the lead on a tough book pull up no bueno yes wait wait there’s a rebuttal for 
it oh yeah yeah yeah oh rebuttal i like this i would be going to the basket oh big body did 
not want to dunk on him I guess two to two damn damn and he hits the three-pointer oh big spin 
oh tough luck three to two wa in tough luck 2 minutes 45 seconds oh that’s tough number 48 
needs to make a half quarter or else he loses him no there’s still time rebuttal all All or 
nothing and you’re like that all right I’ll do three three three wait he could have just 
ended the challenge and then he just said one   more for three balls that is a good man right 
there though that is true friendship 1 minute 40 seconds oh my god wait wait wait oh my god and 
he hits the half court he just hit the half court oh my god so you’re giving him three oh my 
god you are just the best friend ever number   nine’s got to make a basket to tie it up here 
time is ticking oh he’s got him right under the hoop oh [Music] four to two that is a 
tough basket number nine’s really got to lock up get a stop and then get a couple 
baskets in a row with time running down 5 to2 he’s in the lead back to free throws oh 
my god so we could have moved on one minute remaining oh my god three baskets in a row 
is going to have to happen for number nine 27 playing honest though keeps going oh my 
god catches it 62 bro what they didn’t notice is he had four balls and now he only has two 
balls because they they’ve been using one of his balls as a game ball so he lowkey finessed 
an extra ball oh my god let’s make this Let’s make it all the half court all Yeah all 
All 62 jumper for the game game and it is officially over 27 you are advancing 
to top six for $10,000 we’re going off 20 oh my god oh my god two one time is up listen I got to tell you something bro you’re such a 
good friend for that i feel so bad bro i’ve been eliminated i’m sorry Kev i got you i got you 
trust bro he’s a real one he is he literally had all seven balls and then I finessed them 
way to play brother way to battle bro way to   battle man great game but I think your time has 
come to an end here see you later alligator all right guys we got number one we got number 21 
unfortunately only one of you is going to survive   to the next round and be that much closer to 10K 
what game is going to decide your fate we’ve been talking about doing a three-point shootout so I 
think we’re going to do with that a three-point   shootout for all the marbles first to five each 
spot yeah first to five each spot all right guys good luck that’s a not a game I would like to 
play for 10K but what game are you going to play   i lowkey want to leave it up for chance oh just 
not play how do you feel about that let’s do it i’m all in oh just wait for the chance okay 
okay so you guys just going to just We going   chill and kick it in powwow all right start the 
timer in three two one [Music] boom one one one one to one so you guys are just going to wait 
for the coin flip i think so i think so you   don’t want to convince them to play the ones i 
want the half court hey I’ll let y’all discuss whatever you want to do sounds like one of 
them wants to do a halfcourt shot or some   type of game but if the other player just 
says “We’re going to wait for the timer.” I mean he could just wait for the timer 
and not do the game it’s good looking oh he bangs it in two to two what are you all 
playing to five each spot three spots damn three i like this game shoot or shoot there is 3 minutes 
30 seconds left boom four hey hit this boom four to three staying in touch four to three hey he 
needs this right here good hit five wow next spot that’s kind of the bad thing about doing 
a long challenge like making five threes is the   timer is ticking so if you go down big it might be 
hard to come back that’s one one oh it’s short oh one zero bad misster two two zero good shot boy so 
do you want to leave it up to Chance or he’s just doing that to you i think he’s just doing that 
to me i don’t think he want to smoke for real i   want the ones yeah see I’m at a disadvantage he 
going to post it yeah do you regret picking him as a partner a little bit yeah a little bit but 
50/50 i’m good 50/50 he said he good i haven’t even shot a basketball today all right good luck 
3 to one 1 minute 18 seconds left two a minute 18 left four to two bounce it four to two that’s 
a rough one oh no oh no he has five of the fast balls nothing’s happening over here you going to 
five still sure why not why not go out shooting 30 seconds oh two got fate here wow hit some 
fates oh he’s going to shoot a lucky dude hey oh he he trying stuff we’re all trying 
it now three we get one more two one timer [Applause] so we’re at a tie right 
here so it goes down to a coin flip tails you calling tails tails if it lands on heads he’s 
eliminated tails you’re eliminated here we go whatever it lands on that is pales let’s go 
are you still happy you did 50/50 50/50 is better than uh playing oneonone gg appreciate 
it get him out of here no congratulations top six moving on number one you have eliminated 
number 21 do you have any last words i had fun you had fun all right bag them guard rough life 
and congratulations you’re one step closer to $10,000 thank you six players left and one of 
them is walking away with the $10,000 let’s go to the next challenge welcome to Basketball 
Tugof War my favorite game we’re going to   be putting your guys’ physical strength to the 
test in this challenge the six remaining players have been split into teams of three based off 
size and will go head-to-head in Basketball   Tugofwar in order to win each team member must 
successfully score on their hoop but they must shoot on the hoop after they cross the line 
each team can only hold one basketball at a   time and they must grab a new basketball from the 
rack after every missed shot the team that loses this challenge will be eliminated are you guys 
ready 3 2 1 go go grab it go both teams has the ball oh he passes it feet need to be in front 
of the line behind it both feet need to be No your feet were not in front of the line okay that 
team has won come on oh that team is pulling them they’re going for a layup at this point that 
team has two that team has the strength they already have two balls in we need a comeback 
they cannot let them get another basketball there it is it is one okay shot one more come 
on dude they only need one more they only need one more not even this part of the line 
shot miss no here we go i need to make this [Applause] [Music] oh my god first boys well y’all almost came 
back i know we did literally one shot if they made that they would have moved on that was a 
brutal challenge we now have our top three that was really physically demanding i think that took 
a lot of um out of both teams feeling good bring   it home i’mma bring it home top top three i came 
all this way i only see a W from here if we win awesome if not you know I had a ball i love 
doing random [ __ ] like this so better than   uh sitting in the office or anything you guys are 
only two challenges away from the $10,000 and we have the scariest one yet ball pop roulette in 
this challenge our players will go one after another bravely inflating a basketball to its 
breaking point each turn they will be able to pump as little or as many times as they want but once 
their hands leave the pump a 5second timer will start if the ball pops before the counter stops 
they will be eliminated and lose their chance at $10,000 i am so scared for them 3 2 1 go i’m 
putting these bad boys on two ideally you’re going to want to start out probably like 20 
pumps i mean I think it’s going to take like   60 70 you’re putting a lot of force into that 
pump oh he’s going you can see the fear in his eyes with each pump i think he has his eyes closed 
it’s a scary challenge damn he’s really getting it started okay he now has to wait for the guard to 
give him the okay and his turn is officially over all right number two did a lot of work let’s 
see what 30 puts in damn okay now I’m getting a little nervous don’t jinx me like that but when 
I’m doing this challenge I’m like I’m like backing up he’s staring into the ball turn is done next 
you can tell he’s scared okay he’s just doing one that’s smart now we’re back to the starter okay 
he’s doing more three pumps okay three pumps and he’s done i am so scared right now oh I’m nervous 
i’m so nervous [Music] oh my god yo he is crazy three three pumps okay turn is over i feel I feel it’s going to pop right 
now bro any second is this This might   be the loudest explosion it’s about to pop 
it’s also a rubber ball and those ones oh dude i can’t handle this i I like I I 
don’t want to be here the anticipation   is crazy look how scared the 
contestants are this ain’t good how’s your heart going it’s It’s not doing okay oh any one of these turns could end 
it all for them oh that makes me nervous how much air can this ball hold oh my god no I’m scared oh he’s doing two he’s 
doing He’s doing two he’s crazy he’s crazy i like that i like that energy 
brave damn look how difficult it is to pump he can’t even barely do 
one pump hey that is not going dude his turn like I I hate how he goes slow it 
makes me so anxious i’m so scared for you guys not only for you losing out on $10,000 but   the ball popping on you but you 
have a 33% chance for it to pop oh my god and number 40 has been eliminated we’re going 
to make sure he’s okay oh my goodness are you okay yeah we’re good we’re good oh my goodness 
that was a terrifying challenge oh my god dude hey you raised the pot to 10K you had a 
phenomenal run gg’s gg’s i should never did the two bro we are down to our final two and 
remember only a month ago CY came in second place in our ages 10 to 70 compete video missing 
out on the $10,000 will he redeem himself today or will he walk home empty-handed once 
again for this challenge each player will be taking turns placing the winner $10,000 into 
a different briefcase the other player will select a briefcase to open but to open it 
they must make a free throw if the briefcase is open and the $10,000 winner check is 
not in there we will take the briefcase   out and we will keep going until the $10,000 
winner is opened in one of the briefcases and to decide who’s going to get to guess first 
we’ll do a little rock paper scissors ready good job so you will be getting to guess first 
i’m going to have you stand right here all right John you get to select where you want to put 
this winner into which case and for the sake   of the game I’m not going to see what you’re 
doing whatever you want to do do you have like a favorite number or like Yeah I do have 
a favorite number but is it in there could be could be i like that okay it’s your time to 
select a briefcase first side this one through four or five through I don’t know i can’t tell 
how many challenges have we went together like   two we did one together and it was a grueling one 
for this one okay so you are selecting case number five now to open this case you must make this free 
throw or we’re putting it back in switching turns all right the free throw is good you think 
it’s in here i It might be okay open it up did you just win $10,000 nope okay hey let’s 
take this briefcase out and swap turns all right you’re good to go select which one 
you want to put it in is there a number   that like speaks to you i don’t want to tell 
you okay don’t want to jinx it he might hear it oh good call all right he’s picked it it’s 
your time to go is it in seven man that means I’m not going to lie i’m actually going 
to shoot it whoa hey you selected seven and you have made the shot let’s see if you 
just won $10,000 oh lame he was capped it was not in seven let’s take out this briefcase 
i think I should have known better not to   trust him well no i have nothing i love CY 
already this is my teammate right here so you can go pick the case dude I I thought 
you were telling literally that was what   it is my favorite number though i almost I 
almost put it in that one i promise you all right you are good to select a briefcase i’m 
getting good vibes on this side of the table good vibes over here good vibes i don’t even 
have a question this is talking to me right here number three was talking to me number three 
you are shooting to open briefcase number three you are allowed to open this is there 
10,000 in here here we go no oh my god okay another briefcase down wow 
we have already eliminated three briefcases every elimination the odds 
are better and better shot good go no oh nothing is it in briefcase number one no 
and we are down to two cases nerve-wracking this is nerve-wracking yeah we went down from 
50 all of the way down to the two of you there can only be one winner good to place it in the 
case i might get a few gray hairs after this is this the most confident you felt now that 
there’s only two briefcases still nervous as   hell all right good to go you know what to 
do have you lied to me today i don’t think so any questions i don’t think I have is it 
in two my Alzheimer’s kicking in i don’t know is it in four i think it is in two is it 
in four it could be in four also [Music] come on number two come on 
that’s your number [Music] nice for 10K here we go did either of you think 
you would make it this far no not at all not at all i thought I was going out like probably 
like second third round what about you no I   usually just come to have fun with the youngans 
and play around a little bit so we’re happy to be here and he helped me get there y’all 
deserve to be here he helped me get there $10,000 congratulations congratulations you have won 
basketball swim games come on 10k baby let’s go gg’s well fought today an amazing competitor 
i’m so happy for you brother so happy for you congratulations on the $10,000 baby if you guys 
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we’ll see you guys in the next one peace i didn’t get bagged that’s a win in my book

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  2. Correct me if I’m wrong, but a dunk is not a layup, so that means 3 of the players should’ve been eliminated

  3. This is a cool idea but that red light green light, people were barely moving and getting a limited and then there's people that are CLEARLY moving and not getting eliminated. Weird.

  4. Where did u buy the laces Crosby, been trying to look for some good Kobe 6 laces but can’t find them

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