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Jeff wants to go in casket with his Hawks jersey: “the real retired jersey” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ #shorts #nba



Jeff wants to go in casket with his Hawks jersey: “the real retired jersey” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ #shorts #nba

this is dark but what do you want to wear when you when you get fresh in your casket
bro i got to have a shirt on bro i got Bro
how you going just put a Just put a shirt on me a t-shirt that’s it
you want me to poop no I’m talking about bro just a t-shirt and some jeans i’m cool
okay
i ain’t trying to get fresh
he said keep the bottom at 95 you just want to take care i just want to tell you bro bro cuz dead people don’t sweat but I know [ย __ย ] be hot
burn me up
me bro i’m dead bro i don’t care
i want my girl kiss me on the lips bro
she not going to lip i’m nothing bro matter of fact and I’m going to tell everybody before I die I’m spending every If I die I got $7 million left i swear to God like at 94 I’m going crazy i’m buy a Lambo i’m buying everything i ain’t leaving nothing for nobody
got to get how you live
if I got some kids they going to get I’m going leave them at that old leave 100 B
100 B bro i ain’t My mama didn’t give me nothing he’s out of pocket at 94 bro you better hope you still sane to do that type of stuff
oh if I ain’t I’mma write it down i want to buy a Lamborghini
once [ย __ย ] got start changing me gone just Yeah give me the poison
yeah bro i’m I’m trying to live till I’m 90 i’m going to do everything in my power
give me the lean bro
i told y I want everybody come in my house and I just want to talk a bunch of [ย __ย ] to them i just want to sit there and just talk bad to everybody
no that’s going to be Mike at 90 what you going to wear though what you want to put on
uh I’m going to be 90 i I’m going to retire my uh Hawks jersey oh you going burn could never give it up man wait zero or zero
zero with a shirt on under a headband skin gonna be loose as hell look like that [ย __ย ] been soaking in the bathtub

Jeff wants to go in casket with his Hawks jersey: “the real retired jersey” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ #shorts #nba #funny #comedy #stories

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27 Comments

  1. You gotta luv da way Teague put on for dem Hawks. Even tho we ainโ€™t hitting on $hit and wonโ€™t never be hitting on $hit๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. Gonna have his caretakers being investigated for insurance fraud and embezzlement ๐Ÿ˜‚ banks gonna be like โ€œyou know damn well he didnโ€™t write this shit downโ€

  3. I'm getting cremated.There's a company called Beyond Burials that will give you a shooting star ceremony. Basically some of your ashes get taken to space and then they release them and you come back to the earth and upon entry, your ashes burn up and turn to shooting star. So my wife's doing that.

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