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Start of the Yang Dynasty in Portland πŸ‘€ #shorts



Start of the Yang Dynasty in Portland πŸ‘€ #shorts

hansen Yang was a surprise draft pick by the Blazers but after watching his highlights it’ll be no surprise if he starts frying the league being a big fella from Shangdong China means he automatically gets comps to Yao Ming but in watching this dude swing the rock you can’t help but think of a Chinese Yic a Niha Nikolola on the boards he looks like the Great Wall he towers over everybody and that outside jumper wetter than the Yangzi River one-on-one there’s no defender who could balance him out there’s no ying to this Yang and even in another time zone he still brings the yam tie on his head oh don’t hit him with the spoon move hey don’t jump with him bag work by the basket spinning and rolling him up like a spring roll alone in the low post that’s sesame chicken alert you’d need some pair of dumplings to get in his way to the rack this man’s 7 foot one so you know he’s a walking bottle of Windex man take me to the promised land big fella someone step up you scared
man look at this cute little offense
here I go yay mommy watch me

29 Comments

  1. The moment i saw him and people compared him to Jokic i looked for Highlights and fell in love. Hes gon be somuch fun to watch

  2. Ik we joking in the comment section but is nobody worried about this unit hitting the league ? Remember how jokic had a GOOD amount of time before he became the player we fear today ? Dude this kid looking DANGEROUS

  3. It is me, bcuz I was having a hard time trying keep track of Yang in these clips…

    They all look alikeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. his post game is iffy he’ll definitely have to work on that if he wants to be affective in the paint his passing looks good though

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