Start of the Yang Dynasty in Portland π #shorts
hansen Yang was a surprise draft pick by the Blazers but after watching his highlights it’ll be no surprise if he starts frying the league being a big fella from Shangdong China means he automatically gets comps to Yao Ming but in watching this dude swing the rock you can’t help but think of a Chinese Yic a Niha Nikolola on the boards he looks like the Great Wall he towers over everybody and that outside jumper wetter than the Yangzi River one-on-one there’s no defender who could balance him out there’s no ying to this Yang and even in another time zone he still brings the yam tie on his head oh don’t hit him with the spoon move hey don’t jump with him bag work by the basket spinning and rolling him up like a spring roll alone in the low post that’s sesame chicken alert you’d need some pair of dumplings to get in his way to the rack this man’s 7 foot one so you know he’s a walking bottle of Windex man take me to the promised land big fella someone step up you scared
man look at this cute little offense
here I go yay mommy watch me
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The moment i saw him and people compared him to Jokic i looked for Highlights and fell in love. Hes gon be somuch fun to watch
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM TIME gets me everytime
Ik we joking in the comment section but is nobody worried about this unit hitting the league ? Remember how jokic had a GOOD amount of time before he became the player we fear today ? Dude this kid looking DANGEROUS
a Jokic that dunks??? oh shit
He more moble than I thought
The fact heβs wearing 15 also tho
chinese dude ? i see an allstar fan favorite on the way.
Nikola Yaokic
It is me, bcuz I was having a hard time trying keep track of Yang in these clips…
They all look alikeπππ
Ni hou nikola ππ
I dont know if Jokic is watching the draftπ
The knicks need em then put kat at the 4
Blud is cooked against sga for his physicality. Nba is weak
zach edey needs to watch out
MUMMY WATCH ME
MAWHWHAHAHWHAH got me dying
ur so good at what u do
Its going to suck when the CCP back home take a portion of salary like Yao Mingπ
Nikora yoh ki
he wears number 15 like jokic too
Yang Hansen is proof that only tall white bois dominate the paint
You have me at Chinese Jokic.
Yang dynasty is a hard nickname
Thereβs no ying to this yang πππ
Mystery player is Tony Douglas
YANG TIMEEEEE
More destructive then the yellow river
Combine Nikola JokiΔ with Yao Ming and this is the result
Jokic is the Serbian Yang
his post game is iffy heβll definitely have to work on that if he wants to be affective in the paint his passing looks good though