Bill’s Daughter Reviews the Celtics Off-Season #billsimmons #bostonceltics #nba
i’m not happy
why aren’t you happy
i’m not happy
tell me
we lost Porzingis who granted didn’t do last year but we lost Drew Holiday who is arguably my favorite player on the squad even though he wasn’t the greatest last year and now Big Al is being threatened to be let up and Tatum’s out for the year and Jaylen Brown’s barely can be recovered by the time season starts and I think Papa Dog should give away his 100redy year long season titles give away like to like just not have
give him to any person who doesn’t even care about the Celtics it just seems like next year is going to be a complete show not Harford’s not they’re not kicking him out he’s going to resign with another team it seems like you’re not going to root for him
i’ll root for him but I I’m selfish and I would like for the Celtics to be the best
i’ve raised her well she’s selfish like me
this is This is bad for Boston and what are we going to do watch the Red Sox
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You have 3 great fairly young guards.. so sad!!
Random but… Y'all walking by that WF gives me PTSD. So glad I quit that job. They are back on their sales pressure bs.
Let the kids that were drafted play and prove themselves. Pretty much all the boston pro teams are in the same situation.
Love that Zoe has more Jrue nuance than her dad & uncle Ryen combined 😅
When is the next "Zoe recaps youth culture" pod? I always find those truly informative
Amen Bill, you raised Zoe well!
Yall got up and coming Pats team back soon
I'm with her, I wanted Jrue for so long. We finally get him, and he's gone already 😭 I'm also really sad about Luke.
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Lmao dear god that is Simmons kid😂
Just remember, if she was a boy, there was a greater than 0% chance she would have been named LeBill.
1. Porzingis injury problems are getting worse and more frequent as he ages. At 7'2" and 30 years old you can expect Porzingis health to get nothing but worse.
2. Jrue Holiday (age 35) shot 7% worse from the 3 point line in 2024 as he did in 2023. The Celtics couldn't afford Holidays salary cap hit. Holidays defense will be greatly missed.
3. Al Horford (age 39) won't be a great loss.
4. Without Jayson Tatum the 2025 Celtics season is to see what talent you have in your younger players. And preparing for the 2026 season.
Love this!!
Boston fans yall gotta be humble lol you have it so lucky. Yall got the patriots, bruins, Red Sox, Celtics. 7 championships since 2010 alone. Try being a Toronto sports fan 1 championship in last 30 years. No nfl team either
These fools love the Celtics and Boston so much but spent all their time in LA, get the fuck outta here with that bs
It makes ME feel old seeing how old Bill's daughter is! I remember listening to the BS Report on my Blackberry (I worked at a Cell phone Store, I wasn't bougie.. lol) and hearing Bill occasionally mention her and she was like.. a toddler!! My own son and daughter basically mirror the ages of Zoe (apologies if that's misspelled) and Ben.
Beardless Bill
Look I get where you're coming from but as a Timberwolves fan…
Why are they in the hood
Wait until we get a Conspiracy Bill with Conspiracy Zoe story, if she takes after the old man.
I love Zoe and I hate Bill. 😂
shoutout Zoe 🫡
She’s dope
Papa Bill did a good job