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DAME TO WARRIORS!? 😳🀯



DAME TO WARRIORS!? 😳🀯

Here’s some breaking news in the NBA today. After getting cut today, the Warriors have been in touch with Damen Lew and are trying to sign him. Dame, if you can’t beat him, just just join us, bro. Just join us, man. Curry and Dame running the league. Who cares if they’re past their prime? And either way, Dame is happy as right now. He gets to play on whatever team he wants while getting paid. He finally gets to actually ring chase, even though he himself said he hated that Hey man, you’re 34 with a torn Achilles. It has never been a better time to run from the grind. The Nuggets signed Tim Hardaway Jr. Just when the Nuggets started cooking, they do this Tim Hardway Jr. is Michael Porter Jr., but if he passed even less, [Music] Denver, y’all missed here. Even more than Tim Hardway Jr. is about to miss for y’all. Jiren Jackson Jr. signed a $250 million deal yesterday, and today he injured his toe and will need surgery. Was there a return policy on that contract by chance? I feel so bad for Jiren Jackson, man. Only good thing out of this is he locked in that deal. his income going to be just fine. Meanwhile, for Memphis as a whole, a brother, another injury. We’re in hell.

23 Comments

  1. 'join US' This is going to far, never have I seen someone hop teams this much. And imma be honest it's hilarious

  2. respectfully, the warriors should sign dame if they're okay with steph retiring with 4 rings. no championship is going to come out of that, they have enough offense, they need to keep their options open for a center

  3. hating on the tim hardaway jr signing is stupid lol he is gonna play little minutes unless he is hot which is all they need for a game or two in the playoffs

  4. Why would gsw sign dame until next year, he may never be the player he was again this is a potentially career ending injury for a player of any age and the guy’s 34

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