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Luka Doncic REACTS to Los Angeles Lakers signing Deandre Ayton



Luka Doncic REACTS to Los Angeles Lakers signing Deandre Ayton

Man, DeAndre Eton is justwami Brown. If you drained the toughness out of him and gave him the motor of a car from the stone age, dude’s seven feet of soft, he plays like a big man who’s allergic to contact and uh committed to cardio only defense and he’s been passed around more than the the drugs on the streets of LA Phoenix gave him up. Portland said, “Now we good.” Uh and now the the Lakers pick him up like he’s some hidden gem, bro. He’s not hidden. He’s just hiding. And uh our defense this season more wide open than an Only Fans girls legs during a New Year’s Eve sale. Uh me, Aton, Reeves, and a wash LeBron. We’re about to be the joke of the league. Eton jumps like he’s underwater. Uh Reeves out there uh getting cooked u by third string guards. Braun is uh celebrating Diddy getting released soon. And let’s be honest, I don’t give a about defense. I’m just out there to cook on offense and then be a pylon on the other end. Anyways, I’m going to go stress eat some burgers now.

Luka Doncic REACTS to Los Angeles Lakers signing Deandre Ayton.

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41 Comments

  1. LeBandwagon fans gonna get hyped again next year with a new player!

    UFC, KFC, OKC, Lakers in 5! βœ‹οΈ

  2. Burger Doncic 😀
    Shai Dildos Alexander 😀
    LeDiddy Barbie James 😀
    Tyrese Haliban 😀
    Sid 😀

    Love the nicknames 😁

  3. As a laker fan this is too funny, I feel it has some truth to it, but Ayton is still in his prime, hopefully he improves πŸ‘

  4. The candid statement from Luka about being a flame on offense then being a traffic pylon on defense had me struggling to drink my water bro 🀣🀣🀣

  5. Wow this is spot on and the truth even if it's AI generated. Very Good πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. as a blazers fan I can't wait to see la suffer now that they have ayton πŸ˜‚ bron is going to hate him lmao

  7. Ayton is not kwame brown he had 4 A minus years in pjeonix and showed up as a top 20 player analytically. He went a garbage franchise with a shitty coaching staff that should have been fired.

  8. I'll just remind that Ayton was the 1 pick on the same draft with Luka. And now he is on a Plumlee/Drummond level. Congrats to the Pho for drafting him

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