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Bro was banished to Utah 🥴 #shorts



Bro was banished to Utah 🥴 #shorts

ace Bailey was drafted to the hoops wasteland of Utah But once he suits up the Jazz won’t be singing the blues for much longer The way this dude gets buckets he might soon be the ace of Utah’s rotation He never met a shot he didn’t like If the offense stalls out Bailey is going to bail you out He looks right at home on an NBA court Pull it from the big boy three-point line Bang That’s a 6’10 J.R Smith That’s J.R Smith if he drank some more milk Is that Hezo Melo favorite color yellow or is that no need for pace or space just let Ace Lace Ah hey feel him out big fella And pull that in his mouth In his mouth I’m surprised he was able to fly to Utah cuz there’s no airline who could check this man’s bag He keeps the rock on a leash with that tight handle This Ace Hardware store never runs out of buckets Oh Oh Robert Greetings my fellow hoopers Don’t mind me I’m just going to go right
Give me that What the the shoes got batteries in them I’ll meet him upstairs for Meet him upstairs Y’all better clear the paint cuz it’s jam time The Ace pilot is taking off

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  2. This guy's lines are too classic
    I mean:
    "I'm surprised he was able to fly to Utah cuz there's no airline that could check this man's bag"
    That's just amazing

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