Miami Heat vs. San Antonio Spurs Summer League Watch Party | The Basement Sports Network

Miami Heat vs. San Antonio Spurs Summer League Watch Party | The Basement Sports Network

Oh, okay. There we go. My microphone’s working now. Greetings, monkeys. How are y’all doing today? Did this [ __ ] even have a stream? Yo yo, is my [ __ ] tripping? Jordan, if you’re
Oh, okay. I can’t. What’s up, man?
Yeah, I had to close out real quick. What up, old monk? Nothing. [ __ ] I seen the race war that Barry started. Bro, are you talking through AirPods? Uh, yeah. Hold on. Give me one second. Yeah. Oh my god. It must be my headset cuz you sound far away, too. What you talking through, baboon? Uh, the poo poo monkey that I that I am. I talk through my hands. Um, no. No. I’m talking cell phone, man. That’s how I always talk to y’all.
Oh, well, this sounds terrible in my ears. So, anyways, how you negroes doing today? Not bad. Is that better? Can you hear me now?
Oh, no. That’s not better at all. I think it was me, though. I think I had to adjust my microphone. Go ahead, man. You go upstairs. All right. So, yeah, the Miami Heat played the San Antonio Spurs. I do not know if that game is available.
I mean, I done forgot summer league was a thing, bro. I thought the team got sold and closed down.
Well, because right now when it’s when I’m asking them to select the stream, it’s not even giving me the option for basketball. You did something on here last year, huh? Didn’t you do summer league on here last year?
I believe I did. Did we? Yeah,
I did. Don’t worry, we’ll find it eventually. Yeah, we’ll find them [ __ ]
Let’s talk about racists in basketball. And how the narrative is pivoted to let’s trade Bam instead of Tyler. And when I told certain people, I said, “It’s funny how y’all okay with one of these situations, but the other one
is it’s blasphemous.”
Yeah, it’s blasphemous. And if we do the other one, then damn got to go, too. Every situation, Damn got to go.
Yeah. Every is going to leave on his own, man.
But we saw it last year, though. We saw how fast how easy it was. Like, it took less than half a season for the entire fan base to be like, “This nigga’s a bum.” I just I just did not realize that Barry really think Tyler the best player on the team.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s different, bro. Like I I mean I didn’t think that that was a real thought by anybody.
I didn’t until today. Until today I read, oh, you think this [ __ ] is the one
you want to build around Tyler Herro? Is what I read.
Yeah, bro. And I’m telling you this right now. When the Heat make that trade and make that move,
boy, that’s going to be we’re going to be
Look, all I know is I seen, like I said in the chat, I saw Bam on a court with that had LeBron, Steph Curry, KD, and Anthony Davis, and he got his own with them [ __ ] out there.
Oh my god.
What happened?
Cam Whitmore got traded to the Washington Wizards for two second round picks.
Yeah, that happened. That happened like right before you y’all came on. We couldn’t even afford Cam Whitmore. We ain’t got no seconds. We couldn’t afford Cam Whitmore anyway. Bro, I hate this.
No, just go upstairs. That’s right.
I think we got like what we got like three first and a second. Who gives a [ __ ] Give them folks Hawkins.
I’m f to watch some good hoops at least.
All right, you move fast. you. Oh, you talking about you going to these Washington games?
Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Might as well. That feels like something [ __ ] should do. Why don’t they have this summer league game on here?
Tickets be cheap and they got a good like young team. They got a fun young team. Hey, this summer league roster actually pretty good.
I don’t give a [ __ ] Our summer lost roster is usually pretty good. That’ll mean [ __ ]
I mean, I don’t give a [ __ ] either, man. Watch your mouth when you talk to me like that.
I don’t talk to hey, I’m joking. I’m joking. I’m joking. Don’t kick. Can you tell Jordan not to kick you? Jordan, you got motion like that and now I’m playing.
Hey, hey, hey. I was talking to Jordan. I was not talking to Jordan.
No, I say I I didn’t say nothing. Did you listen? Some [ __ ] was when I’ve been on space, they still think I’m part of the basement. I’ll be like, “Bro, I’m not in the basement. I just
Hey. Hey, who just got added to the basement? I just think Didn’t you post something or something got added?”
No, I said we fa add [ __ ]
Oh. Oh. preliminarily. Congratulations to Jordan and Kenny. But it’s going to be a few more people that we had too. Like [ __ ] getting bored with on this team. So that I’m not gonna be doing any postgame shows by myself. So I’m add Oh, you making moves. You is making changes in the roster. I’m like,
it’s not it’s not change. I’m just adding to the roster. This gonna be this gonna be 67 members deep in a minute. Like it don’t matter.
Making roster moves though. Operating costs don’t go nowhere. I don’t pay you, [ __ ] So,
all right. I just need that league pass password. That’s it.
As long as As long as you got room for monkeys, you know,
brother, that’s I’m looking for like both sides of the coin. [ __ ] who can help with the pod. [ __ ] who can do like graphics and [ __ ] like that. I’m trying to add as many [ __ ] to the team.
You don’t want my graphics?
No, I don’t. Well, yeah, I do actually. Like, you could. I put them [ __ ] in the show. Oh, boy. Hold on now. How is this? So, we got a big dog in the building. Shaking ass with the hand out. Got to watch the summer league. You know, I’m watch I’mma watch some summer league basketball so I can move some agendas. I don’t know where your VIP went, but give me Uno moment.
That [ __ ] go every time I Every time I don’t uh join this [ __ ] dog. That [ __ ] Yeah, cuz I I take it away from you.
Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Because you leave and then don’t come back for six months and so you don’t need it.
That’s I only come during the game. Let me make you a VIP and then I’m gonna change your role too so you can throw yourself on stage whenever you feel like it.
But I will be uh here for all the summer league games that I would be here for.
That’s a bet. Like we do that.
I [ __ ] with summer league. I me that heat roster.
Oh no. What them heat agendas? Them [ __ ] threat. Them [ __ ] are sick. Jordan was just in here telling me that uh [ __ ] are pushing the trade bam instead of Tyler agenda. Now
I see I see what uh Barry Barry Jackson soft launching idea on behalf of the Heat Front office, man.
Softening their ass up, bro.
Hey, I ain’t falling for it. Won’t be me. you. Hey, I I ain’t gonna I do [ __ ] with the one um trade bam and hero, but I’ve been saying that.
Yeah. Yeah. Like that. I came around to that. Like I I wasn’t I wasn’t there for a long time.
That’s a cool idea.
You want trade? We trading everybody.
Yeah. Just blow
I’m cool with that.
Like if you blow it the [ __ ] up, then I’m I’m all right with whatever you got.
Not this whole we gonna hold Tyler here and then try to get us. What do you mean perennial allar with T? We have one. You can’t you you can’t build a a winning franchise around Tyler Herro as a focal point. He can’t be the second option on the on the championship team. He was Darren was talking about him and Donovan Mitchell. I mean, not Donovan Mitchell, but him and uh him. No, no, no, no. Not him and and Giannis. It’s either Tyler Hiro and Giannis or Tyler Hiro and Ant. He said both of them can get some [ __ ] done.
Yeah, that’s not happening.
Yeah,
absolutely not, bro. I don’t think Ant or Yiannis even wanted to play with Hero.
They might want to play with him, but like if you put Giannis here, then Tyler gonna be Pat Conet.
I I al I also don’t think Tyler Hero has any pull to grab any players of significance.
Oh no.
No, [ __ ] They do not know that [ __ ] bro.
What? What? Even though he got Kentucky pool, what [ __ ] you want? What [ __ ] you know want to play with a cracker and he’s not named Joic or Luca?
Exactly.
Say or Austin Reeves or [ __ ] ain’t lining up to play with Austin.
They lined up the four time hero.
I never hear anybody give hero praise. It’s always Bam. But Bam.
Hey, hold up monkey. We got another big dog in the building. Oh man. What’s up y’all?
We’re doing well. I’m excellent.
Fantast who who uh what the uh lineup they got a roster for their son too [ __ ] I ain’t see the roster for that.
They do got a roster but for some reason Playback don’t have it as it Yo, y’all know they fa to stop paying us for playback. Oh, I guess you don’t because [ __ ] don’t read emails. But uh they um they fa to stop paying us for playback and it’s because they’re transitioning to doing something else. I don’t remember what it was. Oh, they g they gonna make it like a studio. They wanted the [ __ ] to stream from here. Stream from what?
They want They want us to use Yeah, they want you to use uh playback kind of like Streamyard as your hub for streaming.
Oh, okay.
Yeah. And then like So, because they got because they want to do that, they want to
they transitioning to like you the only way that you can monetize is through subs. Yeah. Go get yours.
Oh,
okay. Go wait, brother. It was fun while it lasted. I can tell you that. I go back to watching [ __ ] on my own. [Laughter] Damn thirsty ass don’t.
My bad. Yo,
the starting lineup for tonight is Lewis Jr. Larson Johnson and where
did he tweeted it?
Yeah.
Let me see. Okay.
I have no idea who Lewis Jr. is. I’ve never heard of that brother.
Yeah. I don’t know who that is.
That is that is one of the is the rookie. Sorry. The number. Yeah. The rookie.
Yeah. Rookie. Yeah. Jack or whatever the heck you say. Don’t Don’t even Don’t even We not gonna be calling no [ __ ] Jacka nothing out here. We gonna be figuring out what his name is.
Waka Flocka. Lewis Jr. Who is that?
I don’t know who that Lewis dude is. I bet you he 30.
Got to be Cara Lewis Jr. I’ve never heard of that [ __ ]
Ky Lewis.
Yeah. I’ve never heard of that [ __ ] He been in the league like
Hey, the rest of them they they
He been in the league how long?
Like Yeah, he been in the league for a little bit. I’ve heard of him before. Kira Lewis Jr.
Yeah.
Goodness.
2020. What’s his name?
This [ __ ] playing summer league and
Kira Lewis Jr. I was like that sounds
we got we employ some of the biggest losers between this [ __ ] Drew Smith it’s just so many losers he sound like he was a late add-on man
this [ __ ]
he was drafted by the uh he was drafted by the Pelicans damn he’s a 13th overall pick
[ __ ] lost his spot to Jamal Kane
is ridiculous that’s crazy Jamal Kane to Jonte Murray with no killings
Wait Johnson, is this is this? It got to be
I think it’s Kashad. Got to be.
This like his fifth time in summer league, ain’t it?
Is the stream
Josh Christopher not there?
I don’t know. Is the the stream didn’t do nothing. That [ __ ] ain’t even That [ __ ] ain’t available as Oh, yeah, it is.
We don’t even have nobody on the bench worth even though.
Hold on. Let me turn this stream down because that commercial scared the [ __ ] out of me. You said what? Hey, they said FanDuel Sports Network.
Your name is not threat. Shut up. I said ain’t nobody on the bench really worth uh kind of even like spectating, bro. Like ain’t got no love for Karan Butler, son. We got four big dog in the building. Threat threat ain’t got no love for Karan Butler, son. Hey, what? Karan Butler could keep his ass away from my team, bro. That [ __ ] said, Karan Butler, Jimmy Butler, Malcolm Butler, just on the floor.
[ __ ] really want to see Vlad golden, dog. [ __ ] is real. Like how many times have we seen that? Bro, it’s it’s
over, bro. It’s ignorance to the highest level, bro. Cuz it’s like, look at the NBA, bro. You don’t see that succeed in nowhere. What are you talking about? Nowhere. Oh man, that’s funny. [ __ ] want both.
I want to see Casper Jakatunis Khar pick and roll over and over again. Bro,
I low key want to see Pelle. I ain’t gonna lie.
Oh, okay. Yeah, Pelle, too. Give Pelle some P&R uh runs, too. I ain’t mad at it.
Want to see if Cracker do a little something
just cuz his little his makeup like we
I don’t want to see Kashan Johnson at all.
Me neither. I I don’t get the hype, bro. Like, I’m not with it.
He can just jump, bro. Like, he like he like butt ass Obie Toppin, bro. Like and Obie barely good himself. So it’s like Obie Obie a shooter when he in the finals though.
That [ __ ] don’t make no sense. Where Obie
Obie pulled the uh boss man 99. [Music] Let me see how old this is.
Writing in all caps on the timeline. Yeah, bro. Kasha Johnson 24 years old, bro.
24
and some believe. Bro, you got to you got to sit down.
Another another fifth year senior dog.
Go go go on Love Island, my [ __ ] Cuz like, hey, I know clowning him, bro. Like, bro, why you here?
That [ __ ] crazy, bro. I know they talking, why you?
He got [ __ ] That [ __ ] gonna be nice, bro. Who that? Legit Carter Bryant for San Antonio. I think he gonna be a real good player. [Music] Hey, what’s that? Oh, never mind. I I remember that [ __ ] name. Let me see. How old is P? I ain’t going to lie. Need that Tyler Hero ACL tear this season, bro. [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah, bro.
Out the gate. What did I miss?
Bubba, let me get a D. I need that [ __ ] I need that [ __ ] tore, brother. When he pounding on the floor like Hallebertton and Tatum, I’mma be out here singing the high praises of the good Lord.
And then you [ __ ] going to throw up when they make that finals run. I’m I’mma pull a Drake on the timeline though for sure. Hey, I need that drunk porn and then have he needs to have a bad surgery.
He f He’s faking that disappointment. Fake disappointment. Yeah, literally like Oh, man.
Damn. Damn. It’s sad to see him go down, man. No, it’s going to be like it’s gonna be that Usher music video like don’t play with me. That’s [ __ ]
[ __ ] Yakun going to turn into Steve Nash right before I ver
bro. You know
I saw I saw the mouthpieces soft launching the BAM trade.
Yeah. Yeah. We was talking about Yeah. I was just I was going to get into that a little bit.
Ain’t it so funny that like they’re saying that they want to see the young players or whatever. Yeah.
But it’s like bro, you want to see what they can do, but like you still got the [ __ ] who jack up the most shots on the team.
No, dude. It’s the arrisons. They’re like, “No, we want the young guys.” Oh, wait. Is that 32-year-old coming on the cheap though?
This [ __ ] is ridiculous what they doing,
bro. Like, you push Barry out here pushing a bam trade, bro. It’s like if you’re going to do that, you would still have to trade Tyler first.
Yeah, absolutely.
Because how would like you think a team going to look at you and be like, “Oh, you traded away your best player. Now, let me give you two first round picks for Tyler Herro.” Like, or even one, bro. They’ll just be like,
“No,
you would have to trade Tyler first so you can get Max Max to like return because Tyler looks like [ __ ] without playing next to them.” That [ __ ] so funny. He talking about I want to watch Carter Bryant in my Spurs, but I’m also committed to avoiding Miami Heat basketball. That’s what we call a pickle.
Come on now. He caught that boy.
What the [ __ ] They got Keshan at the five.
No.
Oh, no. I’m bugging where there. Oh, I was about to say I’m bugging. Summer league threetime champ.
You can’t do that, young man. That’s an inside the park home run. Brother said, “Can I get a VIP?” Your name is Daddy, please. Brother, you can’t get nothing.
That’s crazy.
Yeah. Discord you better. What else? KJ going to hit his first three and I’m turning off the game.
He can go to hell with that.
Yeah,
Harper playing. That’s what I need to see.
Can we make a new rule? I think I tweeted this at you, Royal, but if you’re if you’re playing in the summer league and you’re not a [ __ ] rookie, you’re not untouchable in a trade.
Oh, I didn’t see that. But I like that rule.
Like that’s the rule. Like, oh, well, Kel Wear can be really, really good. He could be an all-star. We’re not willing to put him in for Kevin Durant. Then why the [ __ ] is he on the summer league team? That’s real. Is Is WBY on the summer league team? Where’s Wy at?
Damn, that’s
Where’s Scoot Henderson? Oh, he definitely should be on the
Yeah, he should be starting every game.
No, but Wy Wy got Wim down bad worse than Scoot right now.
If WY was [ __ ] healthy, bro. If WY was healthy and had all played all 82, he wouldn’t be playing this.
I’ve seen Wy doing bicycle kicks in China last week. Yeah, he literally be
Did Wy even do summer leave last year?
He attempted, right?
I’m gonna be real. Wimpy be living a little too much for me.
Yeah, he’s like my franchise like, “Brother, you need to go. You need to go be just a regular citizen and work on that basketball. Go find Hakee Elijah and
why is the ball not in 25 hand?” Get on Tim Duncan’s diet
already. You just practicing down.
Yeah,
Larson, dude. It wasn’t in.
Oh, he’s shooting that three. I’m turning the game off. You [ __ ] ahead of me. I’m
sorry.
Yeah, I ahead. Damn. I ain’t seen a 25 this dangerous since Kendrick N.
He went to Illinois, too. Ain’t that something? Did he He missed that first shot like that?
Yeah, he’s dog.
Don’t ever come to me talking about some dispar I won’t even that. Asparagus balloon. Disgusting.
No. Wait, hold on. Everybody, please, let’s ask the real serious question. What did I miss? No. Where the [ __ ] is Jame Hameh Hawk? Uh, probably at Nikki’s culture house. Alligator Alcatres getting ready to be traded. making a LinkedIn profile. Deo,
he need to be on that court. He need to display all talents that he got. No, he dropped 50 in the last game. He’s good. He got the pass.
He dropped how much he did.
It was a madeup game, dude. I still don’t believe it happened.
It was 40
and he barely got there.
Like, I believe in Wilts 100 more than I believe in that.
He was at like 38 points for like six minutes. You know, you ain’t asking me. You know you ain’t asking me.
Didn’t we have the dude last year that Josh Christopher was [ __ ] on a video? Or no? No. We had the dude that Jay Green was [ __ ] on a video Christopher.
Wait, what?
Josh Christopher did what?
Josh Christopher and Jaylen Green. They were
Well, he was humping [ __ ] when they was like,
“What video were you [ __ ] watching?” I don’t know. Josh Christopher, you [ __ ] are talking to me. Why are y’all watching this?
Hey, you killed basketball. Is that Britney Garner? All right. All right. All season. That boy been putting up shot.
I think that is warming up for the season.
N that [ __ ] threat ae good today. I seen that I story.
The two wrest. He in a he in a different he in a different league right now. That [ __ ] there, man. Unless
this crazy.
Dang. What is the head ref? I don’t know.
Look like
Oh, no. The merchant of death for her. So, I hope she’s the lead. No, she look like she used to jump in when [ __ ] was swinging. I ain’t She got that swag, too. I ain’t lie. That’s a nasty That’s a nasty tweet that they put in there. Two first. Maybe would rather have my only good score than two first.
Disgusting. But they’re going to cry about no.
I just only want one part of it.
But then they’re going to cry when they say that some team wants BAM for their best player. Well, yeah, because we don’t have draft picks. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Yeah, they they want to trade Bam.
I don’t I Well, no, I understand it. like at publicly saying you don’t think the return is good but you think he shouldn’t be traded like that should put two and two together. So he’s just wasting time here is what you’re pretty much saying.
Yeah. Like you’re not getting for him but you don’t think you should trade him.
And you know what’s even funnier like he’s saying that coming off of a Allstar year
[ __ ] who listening to the game what is happening here?
I don’t know. I have no idea.
It’s summer for them dog. Them rush got they got to earn their contracts too, man.
Oh my god, [ __ ] This game has been on for jersey again. Last year it took him 45 minutes to retire uh Carter’s jersey. I’m really looking forward to football this year though power y’all. Sigh.
Yeah, threat. I’m sorry for y’all. Yeah, I know.
It was gonna be a long year, brother. Cooking, ain’t it?
Yeah, he’s nice.
He going crazy down here. Like,
I know.
It was so obvious.
This little cracker, a cracker named Kyle Stard. Like, I don’t know who was
who was like the first like young dude that the Panthers like brought in. I mean, yeah, the Florida Panthers brought in that like started to change. Sam Bennett low key.
It was Bennett.
I mean, they say Bennett like brought the physicality in the playoffs, but then Tampa still killed us and then it was to Chuck. Yeah, I know. Tuck was second.
Yeah. From like a pure like youth movement, I’d say Lindell.
Lindell. I thought Lindell in like 2013 or something or 16. Oh, that was Eblad was drafted in 2013. Yeah. Y’all [ __ ] talking hockey. How the [ __ ] has Egglad been in the league that long?
They come in. They come in at 18 like hoops.
I’m just making a roundabout way to say Kyle St.
What the [ __ ] is happening in this summer game? Do you see who controlling the tempo of the game?
Respectfully, is there a bomb threat?
God damn. You seen that first shot by Yaka? They said this [ __ ] belong here.
Did someone blow their fingers off with fireworks? Does that [ __ ] have gray hair on the court for the Miami Heat? I think he got I think that’s like a birth mark or something.
That [ __ ] is 31year-old rookie. Andre Lewis.
Is that Andre Ingram?
No, that’s we drafted a white point guard and everything moving slower. Just fantastic.
Yeah, that is Kyrie Lewis, bro. What is What the heck on his head? That’s a birth point. But cook up. That [ __ ] been
wait did did NCAA 26 come out like
Is that [ __ ]
download it?
Oh
if you bought it early [ __ ] you feel me? NCAA
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We already locked it loaded.
Oh, we going to be locked in on that. All right.
We already play much different. Yeah. They I mean they added more [ __ ] to the game, so it’s different to me.
I hope they did some stuff with like the transfer portal. Yeah, they did say they did something, but I don’t give a [ __ ] They they added some plays where extra motions and you could do a lot more [ __ ] with like your safeties. And oh, the thing that I saw that they added that I love is no eyes, no picks. Interesting.
Even if you like user, like it’s still hard to do it. Like it might not even let you do it if you like try to use her. Like
that’s good. Oh wow.
I like that.
I like that then. I don’t
What they doing?
I be exploiting the system.
Yeah, I know you switch it over. That switch dick was revolutionary for my mother.
I got on that [ __ ] yesterday, bro. I did some of the most craziest [ __ ] Like I changed like the like the covers to like underneath and I had Abdul Carter and somehow when I heard I I hit triangle, bro. And I intercepted like a screen as a D.
Yes, sir.
I was like,
bro, so that I didn’t expect that [ __ ] to happen that I started running backwards for like two yards and then I was like, oh,
oh, that’s me. That’s me. What is going on?
What the [ __ ] is going on?
They had somebody in the hallway like stretching or something. I don’t know what the
Yeah, that [ __ ] was probably supposed to be in the game by now. He probably like, “Hold on, I’m old.” Like, where the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is happening? I’m tell Somebody was in the hallway stretching. That’s That’s what they just showed.
Is it like that dude at the Knicks who got [ __ ] sick?
Eat writers when I need him. Let’s see. One of them [ __ ] got to be tweeting about this. Does Barry think it’s easier to replace the defense on the team than it is? That [ __ ] said he strongly disagrees that Giannis and Hero and Anthony Edwards and Hero will lead to nothing. Yeah. Hero is a worse version of Damon Giannis and them [ __ ] got booted out.
Bro, that’s what I was thinking. Not even the first round. Like I can ignore that cuz they never really played together.
But bro, look at how their regular seasons went.
Like
it’s not like they won 55 games in both years, bro. Like
they say it’s a clock issue.
[ __ ] struggle.
I’m not a Marlins fan, but who who’s Kyle Stoers?
Cooper Morehead.
That boy. The next one.
Kyle, he’s not.
He better at his job than two is at his. I’ll put that. Is he young? Is he a young guy or he like 27? 20 I mean 26 or some [ __ ] Oh, so he’ll be he’ll be a Yankee in a year or so.
No,
probably like five.
Mhm. Him and Sandy package deal for some random kids from
No, Sandy going this year. Sandy going this year. But
Sandy stinks, right?
This is like the first and and the division’s looking sneakily like getable. Like the Braves are falling apart. Braves are cos back to back who
like I think anyone can technically compete with the Mets. No. Um,
bro, even if the Marlins just finished 500, like extend everybody. Oh, they lost two of
They lost two of their last three, but like one of them losses, the one that they lost two to one was on some [ __ ]
Yeah, that was that was some of the most craziest [ __ ] I’ve never seen that in baseball.
So, is like Peter Bendix like the fat guy from Moneyball? He Jonah Hill. No, he’s just like a super like I want people who can hit the baseball and put it in play and we’ll go from there.
Like
some [ __ ] that like Miami never like ever invested in. Like I’m going be real. We’ve been good at getting pitchers
like real good pitchers.
True. I like Perez. That kid the like 68 or whatever. 66.
Why? Yeah. Yeah.
What is he doing? Who is who? Yo, who is 16?
Kashad Johnson. He too grown for that. Kill shot 16. They got Yonas Tunis in the corner, bro. Shooting spot up threes, bro. Tyler, you are the point guard.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Learn how to spot up. Learn how
you are dumping Robinson, brother. This is the first time he’s dribbled the ball like to make Oh, well, I see why they got him that point. They got that demon on them. Same sets. Dude, if bro just throws three lobs a game, he’ll sell out of jerseys like to B. Like, please.
Pelle Larson also stinks. He should be a lacrosse player. Nah, he nice.
He’s not nice. Nobody on our team is nice.
Just P Larson is
damn. Oh, no. This This look like a one quarter affair for me. a third. They got a [ __ ] out there named Jones Garcia. Why is Khloe Wear even playing?
Who knows?
Are you sure he’s not Garcia?
I don’t think Kar even touched the ball yet.
Exactly.
I’m about to say he touched that [ __ ] He ended up on that [ __ ]
Yeah, he threw a turnover. There you go. There you go. With an average age of 26.
He can’t shoot, but the process. Okay. Yeah, you you ahead of the playback. Why the [ __ ] do they got [ __ ] who
are good ball handlers as spot up shooters, bro? I don’t know why they
becauseard Eric Glass trying to be Eric Spolstra. What the ball out of Tyler Herro’s hands?
Five minutes of summer league and ko wearing
they just they just was celebrating. Oh, we got you a real point guard now. No.
Yeah. Right.
[ __ ] to play off ball.
They heard they heard that [ __ ] first play uh press conference and they didn’t like that. And they said, you know, excited to
and they said, I’m excited to play with them. And they was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, play, you supposed to be excited to play with your back court mate.
Yeah, you supposed to be talking about taking pressure off of Tyler Herro.
Opening up that offense. Yeah, [ __ ] Hero can’t make a team USA roster. Talking about relieving Drew Smith can’t make a select team.
That’s fake. That is fake. I mean got more USA basketball. I didn’t even realize that. H really made the select team of the year.
Yeah, bro. There’s no need for Tyler Hero on a select team. We will not have to guard anybody that’s not creative in international basketball. I’m good on that. You know that. Thank you. for myself.
This [ __ ] really spotting up. Oh, I’m annoyed already. No,
I’m just rocking with this.
They got to get my Oh my god, it’s over. It never started.
What you doing? Are one of you [ __ ] watching us from an auditorium?
We getting sparked by Kendrick N. Damn, bro. That [ __ ] not goending. I do hear that though, bro. Brother, the quality on this,
I want us to get embarrassed. I hope we get no calls. You want us to get embarrassed on the summer league? That’s great.
This ain’t doing nothing for me. Yeah, I’m just out here. I just want to see I’m just looking at Jets play basketball.
Yeah, that clean.
Okay. Holy [ __ ] I thought they said the ceasefire was over. [Music] God dang, man.
No ceasefire in this arena tonight. This offense should be Khloe where
Yakun Yakun is wrong.
Okay. Oh [ __ ]
How are you Kel where and you have one point in the summer zero points in the summer league after seven minutes? Well, he
he a center though,
but like he’s 7 foot2 in the summer league
and they don’t even got a point guard running point. They got that [ __ ] Pelle running point. They got all type of [ __ ]
He just ran that just then. But he It’s crazy. We at the point was like, let’s see if this [ __ ] can pass. Right. Bare minimum. That’s all we really want.
Can he get downhill and throw a lob like
right? We kind of get into his spots now that they put that ball in his hand a little bit. But
like I’m not moved, bro.
Not moving. [Music] But I’m gonna be real. his floor to me. I’m like taller than TJ McConnell. Like oh this nasty that must say Tyler alone gets you maybe two first which gives you four tradeable first that gets you male Bridges type as I keep explaining Bridges. Oh my people so stupid bro. Just cuz somebody else traded for first don’t mean that that’s the best player you can get.
He’s terrible. I think he’s a good player, but like
I don’t
the Nets the Knicks I mean just went on some power friendship [ __ ] like I think if Nate Smith ever saw him shoot a basketball he would have never invented the sport.
Yeah, it was Typhoon ass that had that damn echo, bro.
I just muted him.
Typhoon, if you want to come off. Hey, that Knicks fan [ __ ] is lit. What they doing? What they be doing? Uh the Knicks Twitter day [ __ ] They got uh all they fans in the open gym and they playing five on five. That’s funny [ __ ]
That’s kind of lit. I I’ll put it in here. That’s kind of lit. A [ __ ] just caught a body in there though. Is it better hoops than summer league?
I bet what you call it sad ass in there. What’s that [ __ ] name?
Talking about Jess Bless. No, I’m joking. I know. Just bless in that hoop.
That’s crazy. That is crazy to come in on. Yo, what?
Bro, Barry tweeted about Cam Whitmore player bypass for Hawz dumped on Wizards to clear our rocket space. Get off your knees, bro.
Bro, just ignore like
was out of the rotation. They We couldn’t even salary Dame if we wanted to.
Well, we could have. We could have. We was about to. We could have salary dumped. We could have salary dumped him to Houston, right? We definitely can get off that [ __ ] if we wanted to. A team ain’t going to say no to a free second round pick.
Come on now. Yeah. You got a [ __ ] who can make tacos coming,
man. Come on. As we’ve been saying in the Discord, the Heat’s main priority right now is
go. [Laughter] as we’ve been saying in the Discord shunn. Nah.
Oh my god. It’s over.
It’s over with, bro.
It’s over with.
What happened? I just missed it.
The [ __ ] the Derek Jones Junior.
He’s the Derrick Jones juniors of
Hey, I’m tripping if I say the Heat not winning 40 games again this year.
No, you guys. Well, you’re not.
I really think we going to end up with lottery today. That might they they going to be overachieving if they
That’s the same team that lost like 15 straight [ __ ] games.
All right, calm down, white man. What did I miss?
Hey. Hey. Who? They got Kira Lewis running point.
Yeah,
the point guard.
I wouldn’t be able to answer that if I knew what that [ __ ] looked like. So I can’t
number 53.
You just know.
I don’t care.
That’s all I needed to hear.
It ain’t hard to find that [ __ ] All you got to do is look and see who got the awkward Oh, that’s still can’t rem He ain’t in the game.
I don’t care. I’m allowed [Laughter] up.
Hey, she shameless, dog. Jackson, our check cleared. Okay, that ink ain’t dry. I heard they having some some reservations. So you might have to put that house back on good. We not worried.
Oh, okay.
NBA is a good union. Winter need him to be [ __ ] That’s CJ got paid contract.
CJ good with you? Never. That [ __ ] is a loser. I always hated CJ McCullum, but this like I I really hate that [ __ ] like
Yeah, he killed he helped kill the game, bro. Like for the next 10 years. Like
I don’t know how long this game going on, but for them not to have 10 combined points is exact.
Look at say playing with them and Tyler must feel like the [ __ ] That must feel like what you call it suburbs to him cuz right now he definitely in the
He’s at he’s at war. He he in chat hood right now.
Yeah,
that [ __ ] hurt.
He tough, right?
Get up. That what I heard or hat. Come on. Little knockoff Christian Bryan. That [ __ ] Brown look like Zack Lavine. Did y’all see that?
He do. Yes.
I was like, “Yo, when the hell Zack Lavine get traded to Denver.” Then I realized it was not Zack Lavine. He got that He got that drill sergeant cut. They just need a full training camp with SpoMan weave drill. which didn’t get better this summer.
The Heat.
The Celtics and the Heat.
Yeah, the Celtics. The Heat. Better.
I guess the Magic got better. Yeah, I think they did.
The Nets got better.
I think the Magic got more talent.
They ain’t getting better tonight.
Did Brooklyn get better?
Yeah, they got uh Michael Porter Jr.
No, they got worse.
Yeah, they got worse. Aren’t all five of their picks trash?
We traded good Michael Porter Jr. drafted every Jew available. That’s true. I forgot about the draft. Look at him.
I don’t think it matters about teams getting better. It’s just Miami didn’t like,
right?
Well, I think it does as far as like they’re always in the play.
The second round or the second round, the undrafted Milwaukee get better just because Dame wasn’t going to play and now they have Turner.
Oh, this cracker looks slow. They lost Brook Lopez.
Yeah, I guess Milwaukee did get better.
Did Indiana didn’t get better? You know,
I don’t think Orlando got better. They just got they got a talent.
They ain’t going to get better until that big fat [ __ ] stop acting like he uh Kevin Durant taking jump shot.
Paulo.
Oh, Paulo. [ __ ] if you don’t start getting to that room, bro, he too big for all that. Said the Hawks got
Tatum [ __ ] That’s some Tatum [ __ ]
Yeah, Tatum get to the Hawks did get better. That’s actually true.
There you go, Pelle. I need to see somebody stand out. You You supposed to come to this and say and play like you don’t belong here.
That’s what I’m saying about
you really supposed to have two games. It’s like all right, we don’t need to play no more.
Yeah. Whoever gets sent home after them first two games, then I’m like, okay.
And that’s if I didn’t feel like you deserve to be home, not just
Yeah. No, they don’t know what they doing over there. Yeah.
I got to make sure that I’m telling you who need to be on. Did the Bulls get better?
No, he lost to Gidler. No, he did.
He’s still a little free agent.
I thought he went to uh
I thought he signed somewhere.
No, that boy want 30 mil and he gonna get
restricted ain’t he?
Yeah.
Who who the Bulls at?
They they traded Lonzo for um
Oh my god, that was a nasty travel for Mel.
No. Um
Young got us.
Yeah, Isaac Aoro. A core of Young and May. Young and May making that the lady who with the who be fighting boys? The ref.
Ref. Oh,
the ref.
Who’s the bull? Uh, I think it was another white. It doesn’t even matter.
You only got room for one European white, bro. Once you make it two, you you in a tough position.
It’s shaky.
It’s real shaky. The Bulls drafted some French [ __ ]
Two American white. You are dumb.
No, that’s not even
No, I think he’s going to be kind of nice. I can’t
Noah Asenu is who the
Yo, your white person is supposed to be a knockdown shooter or just a a doit all like hard hat annoying [ __ ] Like
the Miami Heat don’t have a single knockdown shooter on their roster. Except for if you want to consider Tyler one, but they have my three-point champ.
Second half. Bam. My [ __ ] my [ __ ] Mas about to go crazy too though. I ain’t going to lie to you. Is Haywood House not knocked out?
Mas. Yeah, I remember I discovered that [ __ ] in here.
Yeah, the league. That [ __ ] saw 10 of those layups.
He saw that [ __ ] made 10 layups on Duncan Robinson hot and hero said, “Yep, I was moved
just in case. It was that dunk off that off that cut that did it.” Yeah, that’s Oh, he got athleticism, too. Oh, yeah. We going Let me go ahead and make my mark. I’m a little late to the party. Who you talking about?
That a that amen Thompson.
Oh my god.
I love I love the Thompson twins, man.
Yeah.
Wait a minute. I was high on them boys early, dog. Yeah, you was.
Oh, no. That’s
Thompson. That
it’s Kate that you got an agenda against.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He just He just ain’t like that. He was about to outplay Jaylen Brun. He was about to beat Jaylen Brunson in the series. Look at P getting downhill against some bombs. Oh, them boys was teammates.
No, no, it wasn’t teammates. I wonder who signed Caleb Love.
Oh my god, he got an ugly jumper. I mean, it’s slow.
I think Portland signed Caleb Love.
Yeah, respect.
That nigga’s like a super senior, ain’t it? Like he 25.
Yeah, he old, but he’s got like he has zero ceiling, but Did he [ __ ] his teammate’s [ __ ] or did a teammate [ __ ] his [ __ ]
I think he [ __ ] teammate [ __ ] That’s how y’all talking about women in here?
Nope.
In front of new.
Yeah.
White men don’t respect women.
Correct.
You see it? Yeah. He stepping on it. That boy said correct. Stone, don’t forget you told us where your job is, [ __ ] I’ll blow that hoe up
for real.
I don’t know why Stone told us that. I swear I read that. I’m like, Stone, who do you think give a [ __ ] said? I don’t think I’mma think about it in the future. Who?
Who the [ __ ] is 55? Who Who Lewis?
Vote 55 off the
Is that what y’all told me?
53 Kier Lewis. He said he blaming everything on K Lewis.
I don’t know who that [ __ ] is. So yeah, I’m not going to lie.
Oh my god.
I don’t know who none of you.
This is some of the worst I’ve ever seen in my life. [ __ ] taking charges in summer league p like me a man like
come on contract but come on bro respect yourself like
put some stock in your own career you ain’t got to make an example for them young guys they won’t be here buddy no here go the knockoff Kayla
Martin [ __ ] you.
This team’s awful. I’m going to be real. Part of me f to make a petition. This five on five [ __ ]
for what, [ __ ] This five on five [ __ ] in the summer. Got to got to stop.
It got to be three on three basketball.
Be three on with a condensed court like unrivaled.
Come on now. Like
it’s a lot. Is that [ __ ] That look fresh off the yard. This is crazy. I need to go get something to eat. I’m hungrier than a [ __ ] Hey 50, calm down. What’s taking a [ __ ] so long, man?
No, that is Javvante Cook. I’m mad you looked that up to tell me that.
What the [ __ ] [ __ ] Pull off. Pull off. Is that ish right there? Crazy is crazy. That [ __ ] behind the coach look like is that [ __ ] [ __ ] is should lie about anything. That [ __ ] is said
Oh my [ __ ] god.
You saw the clip that
Yeah, that [ __ ] is said Rich Paul had 83% of the first round picks and there was only 18. got internet dangerous. It can get old [ __ ] to believe anything.
I don’t think that [ __ ] reading that [ __ ] on the internet, bro. I think he’s just making it up. How many times Stephen A got by Sack Sports was [ __ ]
But I mean, I seen a a post on Instagram talking about some all the Bahama Breezes are closing and I got sadded in some [ __ ]
Damn. I ain’t been to Bahama Breeze.
Yeah. Memory time. That’s my That’s my happy happy spot. Uh happy spot. Happy hour spot. That’s it. Right in right by right there by Kendall. So yeah. They be having like $6 margaritas and eight $8, you know, bang bang shrimp, all that good stuff. They give you uh like eight wings. No, like 10 wings for like $9. That’s a good deal.
Yeah, bro. I’ll be up. is the Rodney McGrder of Duncan Robinson’s. This
nigga’s crazy. I don’t even know what that means,
right?
No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.
That’s deep heat, man. Boy, ain’t dropped today, man. They ain’t dropping that [ __ ] till the album come out, man.
What did I miss? Uh-huh. Dang. He’s back. My Art is back. Real
[ __ ] This mind you, this [ __ ] dropped a an album at the beginning of the year, bro. That’s why I know y’all ain’t g about that. We still bumping some sexy songs for you.
Listen to the album
in a in a room full of men.
No, we are not, [ __ ]
Hey, hey, be honest. How many how many songs on that album do you listen to still? 10.
Honestly,
I can believe Stone on 10 in your regular rotation.
It’s not 10 for me. I can tell you that.
How many songs on the album?
21. Stone. Are you Spider-Man or Superman? I probably consist. Are you Spider-Man or Superman? Don’t say he like to feel like he flying so he gonna lay on his stomach. Oh my god. That [ __ ] put two mazes on the album. That song is so bad, bro. Two [ __ ] is so ass, man.
That play That [ __ ] played four records on that [ __ ] Only only one of them really go.
Yeah, only one was good. He did a full He did like a live stream last night.
Mhm.
Yeah.
Yikes.
Oh, yeah. Didn’t somebody call him a [ __ ] or something, too, while he was driving? No. No. Not just somebody.
Then he he switches. I don’t know if he switches, but he does that Toronto accent. He switches.
It’s not It’s not just somebody. It’s a fellow native.
Yeah, it was a Toronto. So, put that into perspective.
That was big in your own city. You got [ __ ] calling you got your name. But I thought you got more love than in other [ __ ] city. No, he got he got bodied by Kendrick. That [ __ ]
you got Listen, bro. He lo he lost that game versus Kendrick, but we got to play another game.
No, the game brother think no. This is the problem with them they fans bro. His fans think he can make the rules.
Yeah, it’s over.
But see, he can make his little rules, whatever. Cool. But you can’t make how you can respond to a loss.
Cuz how you respond to a loss in rap, bro, is always been the same. Just keep rapping. Like people gonna forget about it if you put out some fire [ __ ] bro. Like ain’t nobody gonna care like after a while. Like Lawson became the best, bro. Yeah. But he won’t he won’t uh he won’t Can somebody educate me? Who did ho blues to?
[ __ ] and DM.
That right there is why we don’t talk hip hop with white people.
Right. It’s one thing to be like this young. It’s one thing to be young.
You see what I’m saying? You see what I’m saying? Like that right there. That’s why we don’t give a damn about anything.
Trying to bop his way out the L. Just went right back to rapping. Rapping. No, that [ __ ] that [ __ ] was nasty for what he did on blueprint too. That [ __ ] said call that [ __ ] TD Jake. I was five years from being born when that was happening.
Just cuz he wear Bubba, how old are you?
I’m 24. 2001.
Bubba young.
Yeah,
I was born in
I don’t care.
That [ __ ] don’t show no respect. Five. You thought I was 35. That [ __ ] thought you was at least big. You at least 30. [Laughter] I was 35.
I know you were buying your friend’s liquor at 14 years old.
[ __ ] thought the bubble was a smooth 33. Yeah. See,
33.
You work on that shot, K. No.
What? Instead of that onelegged turn around [ __ ] running down on the fast break and stomping at the three-point line. Boy, if your big ass no rim run. I’mma be real. You know who Khloe Web reminds me of, bro?
His son Whitide.
Maybe Bambi when he was first born.
Nah, just watch him. Just watch his like his intensity. DeAndre Jared.
Yeah, true. He doesn’t give That’s why he wasn’t playing at the beginning of the year, right? He was still playing.
He claims like he doesn’t really care. Like look, he got the screen.
He don’t care. He jogging back. Isn’t this the same issue he had in college? Like he had to
why he fell. Okay.
See, that’s what I’m saying, bro. Like, bro, like know yourself. Like, see, and that’s type of stuff that pissed me off because you won’t take a can Whitmore
who has far more upside because of the quoteunquote character concern, but then you draft KL Wear
with no motor.
No. You know why they drafted him, right?
Cuz Bam wanted to be a four. Cuz they not not even not only that, bro. It’s not just cuz he wanted to be played more as the four because they were scared of losing Bam, bro. It’s no different than Sebast Napier when you really think about it. They were scared.
Yeah, Bam was going to the Olympics talking all these players and [ __ ]
Nah, not even that, bro. just they like just the fact that he might not resign a contract if he don’t we don’t do like something small that he asked for
like give him minutes at the four. He should leave bro.
It’s too late now. [ __ ] sign.
He’s a generational loser. He will not leave.
That [ __ ] is locked in.
That’s a good block.
It was but but he fouled him on the rebound.
Should have not signed that extension. I would he couldn’t wait to sign that extension. Yeah. And I don’t blame
you uh Johannes. You seen how much money was in that business?
For real. And like
that’s Australian.
Why would you want to go to like the
I think she’s gonna [ __ ] on him cuz he doesn’t do stuff on offense. Like he’s got a need in Miami.
He 18.
That’s a good point. Stone playing with Gabby Williams.
I like them offbalance ass shots she be taking, dog.
Yeah. I I No joke. I think Marine shoot better when she off balance than when her fetus is. That [ __ ] is
she coming off that screen one leg. I like it’s money. Never seen no [ __ ] like that.
Oh, that’s home girl for the Valkyries.
No, no, no. She,
bro, did KJ play the first three minutes of the game and he hasn’t played since.
But she played for um
Why am I watching?
She played for the Liberty.
Oh, they was calling her. What were they call? They was calling for Paige Beckers.
Yeah, Evil Paige Beckers.
Call that whole Bucher Beckers.
Yeah, Evil Paige Beckers. They was calling her the other night cuz she was like teeing off on somebody. I don’t know. She was teeing off.
Oh my god.
It was somebody. Oh, she shot the onelegged three. Yeah.
Oh yeah, that [ __ ] was filthy. Like
is that girl Beers good? I didn’t hear you. You said who?
Is that girl Beers good
from UCLA?
Uh yeah. Yeah, she cool. White hoopers don’t really move especially. I just I’m really Paige move.
I said white bigs. White bigs. I said
Oh, white big. So
but she Cameron Brink ass. That’s what you told me. Do you think you could ever make team USA?
Not all of them.
Only one play. Only one player in college matter right now.
Well, two. My fault. Two. Two.
What’s girl name from Ruckers or Maryland? Where she play?
Malaysia. Full wy. Hell no.
It’s another one.
Malaysia though.
It’s another girl, bro. She got a clean handle. It’s crazy.
McMillu. Nu. You talking about McMiller, bro. Juju, but she hurt. Yeah.
Keomi McMill. I think them who highlights all watching the other time.
That’s who you asking about. She ahead case though, man. It’s not going to work out for our fear. These [ __ ] don’t know what the [ __ ] they doing. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Why isn’t the [ __ ] rookie playing?
These [ __ ] don’t know what the [ __ ] they doing, right?
They are trying to win the game.
Oh my [ __ ] god.
They could be the first team to be backtoback summer league champs. Go to hell. Do
the owners get a check for that?
No. Never practiced that a day in his life. Bro,
what the hell was that?
That [ __ ] just doing
I’m glad I’m somebody by the way.
I was talking to someone someone that matters in life when I missed the shot. So I’m glad like I ain’t see that [ __ ] Look at Oh no.
Oh [ __ ] still not rebounding.
He ain’t not going to finish it.
Don’t.
Yo, this dude is a 6 foot6 Derek Jones Jr. I’m done.
No, he’s not, bro.
That [ __ ] is sorry,
bro. He died.
That [ __ ] look like ace.
He got lost.
He’s Oaro White.
And we got knockoff Dante Deep Vincenzo.
Hey, he’s so slow laterally, bro.
Mhm. To be an athlete like that that can jump that high like his his lateral movement is very very [ __ ] Like
athlete
that [ __ ] is bad bro.
Hold on. Whatever
I said he should have been in high jump.
Oh high jump. What’s the other one you jump in the sand?
Long jump.
Long jump.
Long jump. Let that pass that [ __ ] Frisbee one time. Let’s see if we can throw that discus. What’s that game called that LJ streams? Uh he streams a bunch of games.
Like the game with the cars where you try to score
LJ Rocket League.
Yeah. Yeah. Those people invented like a traditional soccer game. It’s like three verse three. It looks pretty sick.
I don’t play any soccer games.
Do you play that game with the cars?
No, I don’t play. You should when I showed y’all the picture of me downloading the NCAA, you saw all the games I play. Madden 2K the show. College football.
Real show is funny.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, brother. I got a pitcher and a shortstop. I set the major league record for home runs and RBI last year.
Don’t give my dog a chance to live vicariously through a game.
Come on. The dream.
He going up. Yeah, I put that [ __ ] on beginner and I hit 132 home runs a day.
What side of the place do you hit from? Are you switch?
Royal bonds.
Royal bombs.
I can do it all on beginner.
No one’s throwing off speed against you.
No, they throw fast balls right down the middle every time. [ __ ] mama’s meatballs coming right at you.
Come on now,
DJ. Nasty. Well, if anybody mama got meatballs, then I would suggest that she don’t throw them at me because I’m happy. But more power to Shim or her they them. Shim is crazy.
We respect the community around here.
Yo, how is are rookies still not back in the game?
How have you never learned to use your inside voice? How do you even know that the rookie is not on the court? I thought Ple Larson was the rookie the whole time.
Just have a white on the court. As far as what they have,
yo, that [ __ ] K, we’re about to play 40 minutes. We’re going to make you work one way or another. Like, that’s crazy.
No reason he should, dog. He been playing dog [ __ ] dog. No reason he should.
He getting out rebounded by Kash Johnson, too. He just don’t want it bad enough, bro. They got at all, bro. Kool-Aid. He in Miami though, so he going to get a check. I feel like Spo [ __ ] since the big three.
Like I feel like since Bosch was Bosch learning how to shoot threes was like a crutch for correct being able to play.
Look at with another rebound is on the floor.
Bro, I don’t even think he ran past half. He just got in the screen. Tell they shot that [ __ ] like it was green. He got a motor of a [ __ ] razor blade scooter. I’ve been watching Dan Levitar clips, bro. I ain’t that [ __ ] be crying about this Pat Rally [ __ ] He be he be towing the line so nasty. Yeah. Like he get he gets real close to being like I agree. Then he’s just like but what you want him to do? Exactly what we just said to do. coming out.
He said he said if it’s champ if it’s championship or bus by that standard then James Harden when everywhere he’s went has been a bus. Kyrie Irving has been a busy
if you say if it’s been a failure like I’m like bro is Khlo bigger. It was claimed that he was.
Yeah.
What do you mean by that?
I don’t
Oh yeah yeah yeah. He put on he’s supposed to be 246. [ __ ] They want him at 250. They don’t look like him.
He look like the same [ __ ] out there to me. Damn, that’s crazy.
I don’t think they got these kids [ __ ] mucking pub. Stone seen that [ __ ] at the pool with all the guns and start feeling himself. Stone done so many 180s. That [ __ ] Stone reverse course on Bam. That [ __ ] flipped on Jimmy. He flipped on Karwood with a quickness. That might be the war of the moment more than me.
I saw it. I saw it in the playoffs. I saw all
Yeah. Once Stone got to them the playoffs, he was like, “Yeah, no. He ain’t see that dog in him. He ain’t see no fights.”
I watched Jared Allen who said the lights were too bright for him like wipe the floor with him. [ __ ] no chance in the NBA. Y’all see ruin Naomi Osaka? Man, that [ __ ] ruined herself, man. She got a she she got a decision to make, too. She could have avoided that. Agreed.
What did she do? Have a baby. The [ __ ] said she could have avoided this. Yo, what is wrong with your Well, she had a baby. She has a kid back there,
bro. She laid down with that lame ass [ __ ]
But ever since she had that kid, though, she been trash. Coco took her lunch.
Shout out to Coco, man.
Florida [ __ ] man. Speak on. We ain’t gonna speak on Coco right now. Like, let’s just act like she don’t even exist.
Oh, why? Cuz she just lost,
brother. Not just lost.
First rounded.
She got
She got You can’t get packed out first round in Wimbledon, bro. I’m sorry.
But she But she fresh off a tip, though, so I ain’t
n off a tip. First round. So were the Miami Heat in 2021. We were not fresh. We We did notion. We was fresh off a finals appearance. That [ __ ] ain’t show Miami no love when they got [ __ ]
He was telling them about Bren Forbes out scoring Jimmy Butler. What happened to that [ __ ] Definitely.
He never won. This
I’m not going, bro. Bro, winning the French Open in tennis is like winning the Eastern Conference Championship, bro. Like,
no. Don’t nobody care about that, Clay.
I would say it’s less. It’s like winning a second round.
Tough, bro. No.
Why? Cuz that white girl said that. Don’t let that don’t let her don’t let her get your
an open, bro. She won it. No, but the way the way Yic uh Yic uh Nadal and what’s his name was splitting that [ __ ] bro. Yeah. Yeah.
Nadal Nadal dominated on the clay.
On the clay. Exactly. But he he was losing on them other shits though.
I think he I won’t hear this conversation. I’m sorry.
Just got a block by chopping up like a wild man. That [ __ ] had his
win. Yo. Oh my god, dude.
Come on now.
Oh yeah. Please. Please.
Oh no.
Oh, he’s so bad. He’s so bad, bro.
It’s not looking good.
I’m forced to be a hater, though. You already signed that contract. [Laughter] That [ __ ] guaranteed a fake smoke that’s a little smoke out there. My god was going to send that boy overseas. Philippines at this point.
That’s little EJ here.
Team Reeks of China. That [ __ ] needs to get downhill, man. They not even giving him the ball to do that.
No, I know. I know.
Sean Johnson the center.
This dude just traveled. What the [ __ ]
bro? Like why aren’t they running high pick and roll? Like
why can’t we just get him and Kell doing [ __ ] that’s supposed to happen in the regular season? Pick and roll. Literally that’s what the NBA put your microphone in the other room and just talk the same way or try to whisper.
You know that [ __ ] surround sound is crazy. That [ __ ] Bubba hop in the playback and say it’s a rap for your sound. the surrounding sound. I let the surround sound wrap around every playback around
that [ __ ] said you not about to keep getting in the playback and yelling at me. Speak to me like I’m your parent.
Hey, I can’t wait to your team play cuz I’mma look at them [ __ ] and see if one of them [ __ ] can shoot. My brother talking about your rookie can’t shoot. Ain’t nobody worried about that [ __ ] Frenchman they draft
that [ __ ] Sh thought he was up when they lost that playing game [ __ ] get get ready to learn lottery pick nine [ __ ] they ain’t even put them [ __ ] in the top four man it’s a rap for you round
and a rap for your round I let a wrap around every wrap I was with him through like four of them and I was like hold on
then you got wrapped around Hey, [ __ ] Wrap wrap that ball around my head. I was in days. I’m like, hold on. I don’t think this makes sense no more. It’s a rap for you, round. Oh, okay.
Oh, damn.
Give him the ball so he can do the only thing that he can do. Where did he go to school?
Jump, [ __ ] Arizona. Well, San Diego State. Thanks.
I’m trying to
No, no, no. It’s a big difference. That that transfer portal gonna mislead a lot of people when it comes to this hoop stuff now.
Absolutely.
I think that’s a bad thing, too. I’m not going to lie.
The quality of basketball.
Yeah. I think the quality of the NBA is going to like actually hurt. Like
it’s just going to be more European players. I’m not even that, bro. I think it’s going to be older. Like
it’s definitely We’re going back to the 90s where it’s going to be a bunch of two and three year [ __ ] We’re done with the 90s.
We going back, [ __ ] Nil deals are going to keep people in college. I don’t think so.
I think so. Unless you’re like
these young boys, not not them fringe lottery picks. Even like them boys going to that league.
If you not guaranteed a draft, they just won’t stay.
This crack. That’s what I’m saying. Like if you a fringe lottery pick, like you going or like first round draft. Oh yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Not a uh we develop. Put nobody in the league. But it’s cool, bro. He He He got He got no confidence, bro.
Respect Jerus Walker,
bro. He out there. I mean, he not playing his game. He not for
He need a screen, right?
Yeah. He need a screen, bro. He need They run They need to run a
another white man that needs a screen on our team. Well, that’s any ball. Sprint. No.
Kyrie Irving doesn’t need a screen. That [ __ ] played from three.
SJ get busy now without the screen.
No, SJ be pushing off.
The announcer just said I’m thinking that could be Wendy’s brother.
Damn, he got some speed on him though. But he’s sorry as [ __ ]
Yeah, that [ __ ] win lottery too.
This [ __ ] slow.
He might be looking at Kaparuna’s uh comparison. Kyrie Lewis might be his new floor. Okay, Khing like he’s 72. Don’t hit my rookie.
Hit him hard. Only thing about this is [ __ ] remember that first game, don’t it?
Nope.
No.
Yeah, y’all do that summer league game.
Like yammed on something. Yeah, N was on that timeline talking crazy.
I remember Bam and Heroes. I remember Heroes first game.
You remember Bam? Mhm.
I don’t remember none of that.
No, man. At all. You couldn’t catch me watching cuz now, bro, I just be like, “Who we f to trade? Let’s see how good you is.”
I remember that game where Max Stre had a game winner.
Yeah, I remember the Max summer league for sure. He got generational wealth off that summer league.
I remember Max. No, Max. I was just ready. I was like, “Yep, trade Duncan. Don’t need him.” should have been done. Max is Eric’s favorite player.
It’s all good. Don connects to Michael Jordan of Duncan Roberts.
Calling that [ __ ] highly um
I thought it was Simone [ __ ] Yeah, highly duncan.
That was dad calling him that.
I thought that was Simone Fuckio. That was the Michael Jordan of Duncan Robinson.
We Duncan Robinson Michael Jordan.
No, don’t connect us. D Connect didn’t even get no play time, [ __ ] Now he was playing. It’s just them playoffs came around.
JJ is connecting to uh Detroit to average 14 points a game.
They said JJ Re said white man can’t get on court. What you say connect playing summer league?
You think coming off the bench? I don’t think so.
Yeah. No, I think start
How the [ __ ] I can’t even start here. Well, I’m going to do what you said. I’m going to move my phone.
Duncan Robinson played in summer league as a soft starting.
Yeah, I think Dun.
They lost Tim and Malik.
That [ __ ] ain’t starting over Jayen Ivy. I don’t know. [ __ ] I forgot we ain’t got Dun.
Who gonna be the three? Who gonna be the three?
We got some We got so many.
Oh yeah, they got Thompson. They got Thompson out there. And then Duncan and Thompson.
Yeah, Duncan will start then. I forgot about it. Yeah, they need shooting so bad. Need that for a start.
Wait, does that [ __ ] say second quarter? It’s 32 to 26.
This is a summer league. That’s a good score, bro.
Yeah, this is Yeah, this isn’t professional, that’s for sure.
No, I was just considering this college.
Hello, playing in the same tournament as Josh Primo. Hey, he’s struggling bad.
That’s nasty business by the
Hey, that’s Josh Primo out there. Is it brothers new guy? Josh Primo.
He ain’t on the Spurs.
He’s on the Bulls.
He’s on the Bulls.
They got two freak [ __ ] out there in Chicago. Hey Sh, what’s up with your freak ass team
and R. Kelly doing that. This [ __ ] nervous in summer league. This [ __ ] about to [ __ ]
I heard Diddy sitting courtside at the Bulls game. Oh my god. You got R. Kelly with him now. He from Chicago. I know that’s but they’re both freaky. Yo, can KJ get a single your bucket, bro? Please.
And he go down this thing already.
Yeah, he did.
That [ __ ] Bubba been in the in the in the basement chat talking about some Kaminga. Like I’m like Kaminga, bro. That [ __ ] is not coming here, bro.
No, no. I’m on the connect wave now. Connect four. All right.
We don’t lose. We pivot. We pivot.
No, you lose, brother. That’s not pivot.
You lose.
Like, you lose, brother. Like,
I’m God’s favorite cuz he make Dale. I’m God’s favorite cuz he blesses me with the power of delusion. You’re no one’s favorite. No one’s favorite. The Knicks signing Mike Brown.
I told Bubba Bet me 500 that the Lakers wasn’t making the Western Conference final. That boy was too afraid. I said I said I couldn’t do it because I can’t bank on LeBron’s health and LeBron got hurt.
None got hurt in the fourth quarter of game five when they were down 3-1. What are you talking about?
LeBron never come back down 3-1 before bro. Come on. You got We got to be real. I can’t be for real D cuz being for real doesn’t fit my narrative.
That’s real cuz you are a tour fan.
That’s the realest thing you ever said. No, Bubba told me Chris Paul was only gonna play on the Lakers. I said, “Let’s bet.” $100, $250. I got no money, D. I’m broke.
No, that’s fine. We take interest loans. LA has the quietest 11 points I’ve ever seen.
No, it’s pretty when you look at the score.
Yeah. And when you look at who you playing with.
No. No, no. I just meant like I didn’t notice that he had 11.
Yeah, I ain’t noticed either. I ain’t going to lie. I think he getting that [ __ ] at the line though.
He got He five for five from the free throw line. Yeah, I fig
I forget he’s like not American. Like his accent throws me off. What is he like Lithuanian?
Swedish. Another dude Lithuanian.
He’s [ __ ] European. We wonder why we some type of
I know about
we wonder nothing.
Them boy them boys. them boys got packed out by the Spurs and said, “H, but the difference between the Spurs, they used to draft like black European people.” Well, brown European name like named Tony Tony Parker Gary Neil. That [ __ ] was probably from America. Bor Boris D got in that starting lineup. Oh. Oh god.
Is Guju playing this here? She tore ACL, right?
[ __ ] torched us. Yeah, this game looks
when people ask the Google questions is what they mean. You said you got Grock at your disposal. And what said and drug dealers anonymous? Type it in. Google’s your friend, bro. Threat. He couldn’t ask for a worse start. I’m getting this cracker. That’s funny. That cracker 0 for three. Couple turnovers. Two hustle plays shot. Make a shot. He ain’t even get downhill. Did he even touch the paint? I just can’t wait for them to drop GTA so I can fly plane after plane into Mickey Harrison’s office. That’s crazy. I won’t stop till I get to a thousand planes. Holy [ __ ]
That’s insane. What the [ __ ] is Carl Anthony Towns putting on my timeline [ __ ]
You follow Carl Anthony? [Laughter] Nah, his phone heard him mention the Knicks and look what happened.
N that [ __ ] got a viral tweet right now. This one the one with Don Staley.
Nah, that was funny as [ __ ] though.
Yeah, that [ __ ] was funny. Him laughing at it is even funnier. I ain’t going to lie. I respect that. I ain’t gonna hold you. [ __ ] said, “Yeah, I’ll be fing.” I can’t believe that [ __ ] Kenny still be tweeting [ __ ] That [ __ ] got the worst takes ever. What that [ __ ] ass [ __ ] say? [ __ ] say if you’re banging the table for a hard rebuild, Tyler Hero isn’t going to be the one to go. I’ll spit on you, [ __ ] Shut up. Who said this? Your homeboy that you clean.
All right. All right. Did you say Kenny too clean? Yeah, Dallas. [Laughter] Oh [ __ ]
Put us in the front. Oh, Dolphins close to signing Rashel Douglas. Super Bowl
poverty. That’s not bueno. You guys, I only have like three more weeks left of believing that two stinks and then the delusion switch is going to flip around training camp. Like I only I only got three more weeks of agree. I’m telling you guys, I’m three
I’m three weeks away from tweeting threads about why two is actually good. Bubba that first manipulating the pocket footwork throwing to the right spot. Anticipation superpower. Think of that with Darren Waller.
Added that weight back. Added that way back. Mike McDaniels. Stupid locked in. Tyreek’s quitting the [ __ ] Darren Waller 2016 activated. Siobhan A. Chain is Reggie Bush.
2016.
Lane Johnson at right guard. Samoan edition. Jaylen Phillips will never get injured again. Bradley Chub 2019. Mika Fitzpatrick defensive player of the year. Rashel Douglas Allp Pro. Asante Samuel. Good neck. All good. Pause. Whoa. Jordan Brooks. Best linebacker since Ray Lewis. Zack Cer breaking the sack record. Oh my god.
Eating Buffalo twice. It’s happening
all.
I can already feel it in my veins. I just got excited and put a smile on my [ __ ] face cuz I’m sick. Bubba Bubba going to go to the bathroom at work and touch himself when he see that old Marquette tweet. I’m going to tell you it’s gonna it’s gonna come out of like a Tuesday at
that say two through a 42 yard rope to Nick Westbrook [Music] crazy
when they only in helmets. Uh but this [ __ ]
I I didn’t realize how bad that [ __ ] was till y’all [ __ ] actually go to them practices dog. Oh my god.
For real. Oh,
you should come off. That [ __ ] is so bad, bro.
It’s just a hype machine.
Yes, bro. That [ __ ] Travis Wingfield. Oh. Oh, I just seen the best throw I’ve ever seen in camp from Tua. 63 yards. I’m at I’m at the practice. This [ __ ] just threw a slam. This [ __ ] just threw a slam. Gets me every time. Nah, brother. If you really went to them practices, bro, you’ll be like, “Okay, and two would do stuff in practice, bro.” Like,
and then make people go, “Oh.” And it’s like, bro, that play is over, bro.
That [ __ ] would have been sacked.
Exactly.
Right, bro. Like, I’m like, “Bro,
my nightly routine is opening up the Travis Winfield threads and pouring myself a glass of red.”
You be listening to the podcast. You’ll be having boy
draft time. Draft time dolphins. Draft time dolphins.
I’m so thankful I’m not a dolphin fan.
Hey Bubba, you be having some cheese and crackers with your red one.
Oh dude, I throw on the bubble screen highlights. Dale, you don’t even know. I sometimes kick it back to 2018 Bama. And I’m like, what if this year?
Do them [ __ ] was holding on to them BMA highlights for years, bro.
Still do. Still are. They played in the vault last year. They’re going to get played again in six weeks. That game versus Vanderbilt. They’re going to be on my timeline in six weeks. Y’all seen Debo get fat chained into getting ripped. No, he lost weight.
No, I seen
he didn’t lose weight. He gained muscle.
I don’t understand why everyone
like working out and still being called sad. Like
he’s a tank. Like that’s part of his game. I don’t get like he’s not Ty. also slow. He’s
he got huffed down by a linebacker. That’s the problem.
That’s what I’m saying.
I The whole opinion on different if he didn’t drop on the play. He scored on the play. It was like a 70 yard touchdown. He scored on the play, but like
the linebacker was still in the frame, bro. Like that’s not okay.
That dude AJ Dylan at wide receiver.
He’s a good running back, dog.
Yeah,
he’s a good gadget guy. And they got that on. They they got that on NCA 26 like in the in the death chart.
Gadget.
No. G on the depth chart. They got a a slot called Gadget. So
I have done no research into this game.
Carson Beck overall.
I’m only going to play it until Madden come out. And then
I bet 88.
I think him him and John are both 91.
Damn. Dale, you got to run me on that. Dale, you got PlayStation or does it not matter?
It doesn’t matter.
It don’t matter.
All right. You got to kick my ass cuz I I’m down.
Yeah. Absolutely. Even if you wasn’t like, trust me, bro. I don’t lose against people that I speak to. Like,
can I play? I’mma play as my my Ohio State Buckeyes. Oh,
that is trust me there, young boy.
Yeah. Look at how long I said what I said.
Okay.
We ripping a basement dynasty.
We did that.
We tried that last year.
That [ __ ] took too long. We tried that.
Is there a way to speed it up?
Ain’t going to be dedicated. Yeah. The thing is, bro, you know what the problem is?
That’s not something you do
during the season of football cuz [ __ ] play fantasy football, too. Everybody be worried about everything else. So, it’s like
Dynasty. Oh, look at Kash Johnson, bro. He going to hell, bro.
He jumping. He biting on everything, bro.
Everything, dog.
That [ __ ] Jones Garcia, bro. you. France is our highest rated player. Oh yeah, he’s like a 97 or something. 93. Yeah. I’m
too
I’m surprised Ruben Bane ain’t have his [ __ ]
What’s Lenor sellers? That nigga’s going to be a demon.
Why the [ __ ] is Jordan liam? Cuz you got to remember, bro, it’s college.
Exactly. They probably just look at stats and been like, “Oh, you dominated like for what your role was.” Probably. But Jordan and I think they projecting a little bit like
Exactly. They probably like
that [ __ ] Jojo Trader 827. That’s the That’s the one that’s like, “Huh?” But based off production last year, it makes sense.
Yeah. That Yeah. K where he he got to get shot.
You soft, bro. D, what’s that safety y’all stole from us? Rated. We didn’t take him. He went to LSU.
Oh, that’s right. Hey, they said God gonna tell him where to go.
I finally have a college football team this year. I’m actually locked in. God told him God told him to go to the good luck. I go I’m doing grad school at Ohio State, so I’m claiming.
That’s That’s racially motivated, honestly. That’s the only grad school I could go to for free. Look up Jimmy Clawson highlights. You going to You rocking with Ohio State. Where did you go for college?
I went to Xavier University in Cincinnati. And so like if you
if you do something I know where Xavier is.
They have a basketball team.
Yeah. So I I because I applied for grad school through Xavier. I get I got a scholarship. Put some pep in your step, [ __ ]
I can’t wait for them to drop that college basketball game. It’ll be
crazy. One more. One more.
That’s what I actually played was college hoops more than NCAA.
I keep saying that I’m not going to buy that game and I know I’m lying to myself.
I’m buying that game so quick. I’m buying all of them. That’s it.
I’m going buying all of them.
Hey Thational kids.
If they got a my player, we outside.
We outside. Okay.
Yeah, I’m on that.
Okay.
They definitely probably have.
What game you talking about?
NCAA basketball.
Oh, got you.
Okay. Kell, see, you know why I can’t You know why I can’t buy that game?
Cuz see, one one I don’t really play basketball games. I haven’t really played 2K since like 17. But more importantly, it’s like that just y’all boys ass cuz what you buying that game for? You going to be there for four years?
Yeah.
Yeah. I’m I’m reviving Rick Patino legacy in that [ __ ]
No, [ __ ] [ __ ] ain’t going to be able to play the game for one year cuz they going to have a red shirt.
One and done.
I’m going to win that championship I watch no sense for me.
Export the 2K [ __ ] Let’s get it. They should be able you should be able to link it. Like can you imagine if you did that and then you can that that used to be a thing back
they doing it on the new what you call it?
Oh they brought that back
cuz like if you did that and then you entered like the 2027 or eight draft in the NFL and they like s three years
crying dog coming back down the court. That nigga’s a lazy [ __ ]
Kenny say he playing for Bishop Sycamore.
Jesus Christ. [Laughter] He old enough too. And he gonna get financial aid. [ __ ] got one of them.
That bishop Sycamore [ __ ] is very funny.
Yo, that documentary [ __ ] what?
Yo.
All right, dog.
Didn’t go nowhere.
Jesus wept.
Hey, but he made it though.
Sprained. [ __ ] sprained his his back.
He like 72, bro. He can shoot over [ __ ] though. Yeah, but he ain’t Kristoff.
You practice that shot.
He ain’t 72 either. 7 feet tall. I don’t think that [ __ ] hold that look like Katie to you.
No. That [ __ ] look like DeAndre. Bo a free agent by the way. Should be on our team. exactly where he should be. Connect Ruie Bobo should all be on our team right now. Bobo, get ready to learn.
Oh my god.
Eat that. World War he just broke his [ __ ] neck.
Cussed.
Yeah, he’s done. He just broke his neck. Granted, Pelle Pelle just ran into a 18-year-old and got folded. [ __ ]
He is just crap.
Ple Larson is 24 years old, bro. Kelly Larson’s my age. He’s my age.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh god.
He just got folded by an 18y old fresh out of high school.
So our youth movement has like the average age of 27 if you include B.
I don’t know why they keep calling it a youth movement. Bro, it bothers me so much.
These dudes are in their prime, bro. Nobody. Yeah, he did. Where is Oh, this dude’s like the worst version of Max 64. That’s an offensive lineman number. He got to go. He got a late invite.
Oh, that’s right. Austin Jackson, by the way, all pro this year,
bro. We’re in Tyler Linderbomb’s number out there.
Future Dolphin. Hopefully. I don’t want to pay him.
No, I want He’s not good. Boy, Stone thought he was good. I mean, Bubba thought he was good. Stone. He’s like, “Wait, hold on.”
I’m like the Jets kids owner, bro. I I look at the Madden rating. He’s like a 91.
He He’s a monster in the run game, but he’s 5 foot 11. Chris Jones pushes his [ __ ] in. Dude, that’s perfect for our team. Tua can actually see over him. Can he?
Never forget when they released like Tua’s helmet can and you realize that he really can’t actually see [ __ ] And it makes so much sense now. Imagine not being able to see and being concussed.
No, he can see just fine, brother. Stop giving that [ __ ] excuses. He sees Fred Warner just fine. Threw right at him. Right. He don’t see little ass Tyreek in the back. He’s just thrown to a spot. Anyway, six weeks my tone will be different. But
I just can’t justify giving 20 mil to a 5’11 center. I hope someone else does it and I’ll
tone. How about 55 mil to a concussed quarterback? Yeah. You see, there were people in my fan base that were saying that uh there’s not much of a difference between Lamar Jackson and Tyler Huntley, and I knew exactly what those people were talking about, but they didn’t.
This [ __ ] is 0 for four from three.
Yeah. Tyler Huntley the worst quarterback out of the team.
Won us that Cleveland game last year.
He’s so bad.
He’s awful. He’s the worst interception I’ve ever seen. He’ll get a camp invite.
He had Hollywood Brown wide open and he [ __ ] launched it.
That’ll blow 50 yard short. You saw it. He just let the ball like he didn’t even
He doesn’t give a [ __ ] at all. You’re right.
He doesn’t care.
He doesn’t give a [ __ ] I’m
telling you, bro. He like pissing me off, bro.
The untalented DeAndre, bro.
He really pissed me off.
He is Aiden. He doesn’t give a [ __ ] at all. This is
untalented though. See, that’s the thing. Aiden got talent. So if that [ __ ] can put up 16 and 10 look uninterested is making 34 million this year between the two contracts.
Good for that black man for real.
He earned every he gets a bad rap. I saw a tweet that he was like building stuff in the Bahamas or something and people like
how he get a bad rap. People talk about him as a player.
No, I think people were saying that he’s like lazy. Doesn’t give it like it was almost personal. Not like too personal, but you know what I mean. You saying it was getting racist.
I said he was lazy.
Yeah.
Lazy as a basketball player with his motor, which he is,
dog. What they keep What is this Apple history [ __ ] I keep seeing, bro? They releasing songs one by one. Oh, they are. Okay.
What are you talking?
Oh, I did see something about bank account being the 52nd most.
Apple been uh releasing the most streamed songs of of history.
Top 500,
right? They’ve been doing it all day and I’m I’m keep wondering how how I keep seeing updates, bro.
Top 500 countdown.
These [ __ ] really did all of this [ __ ]
and then these other uh outlets are tweeting that [ __ ] out.
Oh, well that fan base going to be annoying as [ __ ]
Yeah. No, I seen the Drake one just dropped in my feelings.
That fan base.
What number they at?
Kenny said 12.
25.
Kenny said 12.
She got me in my feelings. Chat money.
Got to be real with it. Is that money?
Is that Drake’s biggest song?
Oh, you rhymes. It’s not that.
I think it’s God’s. I think God’s plan.
It’s God’s plan. That’s not even top seven most streamed. That’s his biggest song.
That’s his biggest song.
What about headlines?
No. No, that’s not even close, bro.
It’s got to be like Hotline Bling, One Dance. I think I think
I think God I think God’s Plan is the one that got the big
Yo, God’s Plan is definitely number one
cuz How never even went number one. It got blocked by like a Taylor Swift song or some [ __ ] Oh yeah, they about to be annoying. I’m looking under Kendricks and they talking about guys playing Sicko Mode One Dance. Oh, sick mode.
Sick mode is not his song. But yeah, if they going to count sick mode for him, then they got to count Goosebumps for for Kendrick.
He’s a [ __ ] He’s a [ __ ] to me.
You feel me?
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness, boy. Oh, and Donardo, if I get that clip, you never living this down.
Oh my god.
What just happened?
[ __ ] touched
that [ __ ] That [ __ ] ass touch,
dude. More than that, he went [ __ ] He looks pillow princess, dude. Kel, come on, bro. It wasn’t Pelle Larson, right?
No, it was it was uh
it was 64 the
It was the Strus knockoff. So, and Donardo.
Yeah. Now I get it. Oh, I like that take. All right. At least we getting points. That [ __ ] That [ __ ] uh the rookie about to finish the game without
Oh, they’re about to show it again.
Not like that’s going to be on this top 100 list. That’s a Golden State plate. Nah, it’s it’s it’s it’s on there.
That’s a San Antonio flavor.
It’s on there. It’s like number 15. It’s 151. Oh god,
bro. Off of generic like
Yeah. Yeah.
What is with bro’s ears? You heard me? Uh Jordan?
Yeah, I heard you. Like 150 something or something like that?
Yeah. 151.
What? Not like
But that’s off a year.
That is off a year, bro. Yeah, that’s a year. So if it’s 151 off one year, that’s probably
it’s going to be the biggest rap song of all time.
It would be the top It would definitely be in the top 10. Like if this list was in five years. Yeah, it’s up there.
It’s going to be the biggest rap song of all time. Statistically, Drake funny doing that [ __ ]
right? What was that like in Toronto? Was it crazy? [ __ ] was y’all was the ones that was egging on the one more time [ __ ] Oh, we definitely said run it back. We were saying run it back.
Bro, I was praying that [ __ ] run that [ __ ] back, bro. He ain’t want to do it though, man. You know, bro, it’s so funny. Like, tears in his eyes when that [ __ ] son damn near like JCole, wasn’t it?
Oh, you shut your gay ass up.
Hey, actual question.
He has never talked to me like that. I know. I never
I was talking to Jordan, but I still Yeah. No, no, no. I was
I wasn’t even talking I wasn’t even talking with that [ __ ] like
I have not said anything about Germaine and that [ __ ] took my comment and credit it to Yeah to Jordan I have nothing to say to you like at the time
hey shout out shout out to that ref right there that the the dank ref
Yeah
because you see what she just did them boys tried to huddle like this was college basketball the Spurs and she said uhuh let’s I was going to ask if Tyler and Drake walk into the booth, who leaves with the better verse?
Tyler the creator. Creator.
I thought you meant Tyler. I think
Drake watching that [ __ ] man. Stop.
I don’t think Tyler the creator don’t be rapping like that. [ __ ]
He weird [ __ ] But that [ __ ] can go.
He can go, bro. If you listen like it’s a hard listen and I don’t even listen but he could pop [ __ ] bro like
that [ __ ] now [ __ ]
the moment he starts talking about no that’s what I’m saying that’s oh no all time
I’m going Drake but in 2025 bro I’m sorry
Tyler get busy
you you don’t think Drake can make a better
in 2025 we’ve never heard Tyler the creator rap like Drake wpped on uh what’s the [ __ ] with Jack Harlo No Turtail Downs, bro.
That’s exactly why I keep saying 2025 right now.
He can’t even rap like what did I miss? I don’t think that passes for K.
Every time he on a song with ASAP Rocky, he feel like watching that [ __ ] He get busy. I can’t rap.
I just I just have never heard the Tyler. What is the Tyler record I’m going to to be like, “Okay, this [ __ ] could do.”
I’mma [ __ ] watch ain’t it? Whatever that [ __ ] is, that [ __ ] that [ __ ] sucks. I don’t care what you mean. Yeah, that that that wolf gang. Yeah. Not not scaring the whole time. What the [ __ ] is going on here?
You Hey, you feel like that [ __ ] What was this [ __ ] that that Kendrick’s on that [ __ ] Tyler wrapped on?
Hey, now
you feel like that [ __ ] spazzed on that?
Yeah. Y’all notice that Tyler wrapped about raping women and then rebrand rebranded as a gay man.
Yep.
He took Eminem back. Exactly.
He got a Slim Shady back. Exactly.
I hate that time.
And then started dissing white rappers, too. Don’t y’all see it? I don’t really [ __ ] with that hate now. Very
They got that There’s that There’s also that Jack Carlos song where he raping girls.
There’s another one. I forgot. It’s like a old It’s a throwback beat. I forgot what it’s called.
There’s that There’s that Jack Harlo bar. He’s like, “Re Kevin?” Yeah. He just raped seven girls in the back of a Walmart or some crazy
Eminem or Jack. Jack Harlo.
He made He made a song where each rape rap.
This [ __ ] went home to friends as pedals and rapist.
He was like, “I’m friends with six different rapists.”
Like, dog, I know what you trying to get off, bro. But that was not Yeah. He was trying to like be relatable to the frack culture. Like what are you doing?
Hey Jordan, you think you think Tyler making a better verse than uh Cole? We’ve had this talk and I got I got yelled at. So I’m not going to speak my mind.
That only white rapper I [ __ ] with this [ __ ] Jordan say.
I get one I think he can get one off on. I think he could. I don’t know. Shut the [ __ ] up,
bro. Like,
oh my god. Like, if this was a seven game series, obviously, I think Cole wins in like five, bro. I think in five out of Cole would sweep him so bad and then apologize afterward.
No, he wouldn’t apologize.
No, he wouldn’t.
White man shouldn’t speak on rap. Even big ass Mexican white man.
Mexican OT can stay home. You know who Tyler Tyler’s his range is more J-ish, man. He could
I think we need his range about J.
We getting there close. It’s close. Let that album drop first.
Yeah. Oh, okay. All right.
Yeah. Yeah.
Cuz that that we have
because he kind of he it’s fading. It’s fading and he fading fast. So I needed to his last one
the album.
No, no, no. Like that song. What’s the song with? What? What? Offset. Oh, with Yeah, he was he was talking crazy. He He It’s his beat selection, bro. If he don’t get that [ __ ] figured figured out,
the Cardi beat. I was like, “What the [ __ ] is this?”
But it’s funny cuz Yeah, I was just about to say that. That [ __ ] with Co. If he do a joint project with Metro Booming, bro, that [ __ ] could that [ __ ] career could change, bro.
He might be out of there. He might with his label or he
he made
No, I think I think Cole was doing a pretty good job, bro. I ain’t gonna lie.
Do y’all think Kodak produced like his early stuff?
Like made the beat though.
No. Are you crazy? I think I hate that [ __ ] Kodak, bro.
Too talented.
Not music. Not musically. Yeah, bro. I think Kodak could have been like
It’s very sad. Like that that next like wave of like oh that whole big three. Yeah, bro. Like I think Kodak could have been that, bro. Like cuz musically like just like rapping. He’s way better than Lil Baby. Like
he’s right up there with him when it comes to like making like Boppy like hits catchy stuff.
Yeah, bro. Like you
should be Kodak Pop Smoke Juicew World. You threw you threw a polar bear in there in Arlington, Texas. He threw two of them in there. Yeah. Neither one of them [ __ ] [ __ ] we rest in peace. Nah, brother. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
You don’t [ __ ] with the
he we we not he would have had some hits, bro. But like when it come to rapping rapping, bro, like no. He
He would He wouldn’t have got up there, bro. Big one talking to you. No, that that
[ __ ] was talking about how about I shake the room like maybe I’m just I just shake the room so you know that [ __ ] Pelle going to need a ice bath after this game.
Yeah, Pelle P. No, that wasn’t even
P playing like it’s game seven of the finals, bro.
Oh, that was
What up, Kujo? What you mean? It’s not every game count for these boys.
True. What is a coojo?
I can’t believe this [ __ ] about to finish his name in the chat.
Oh, what up?
Hey. Hey. Like, bro, like, okay, big three before like this one. Wayne, Kanye, bro. Like, that third spot, bro.
It’s It could be a lot of I think it’s three legitimate contig. He going scoreless. But yeah. Oh, yeah. Ti deeper than hip hop. Ti. I had TI. Ti, my first one.
Yeah,
it was three people for me. It was Ti, Nikki, and then uh 50.
I feel like I feel like Nikki a little too late.
Yeah, she late,
right? Me too because she started Yeah, she is too late. She started 2010. So, she would be like
backing up a little
in the Drake conversation. She might be four. She Drake with Drake Cole
after Cole and Kendrick. Yeah, like I think she might be four. But yeah, bro. I kind of lean TI, bro. Like
new Max just dropped.
I I I
Anybody Anybody throwing Ludacris in there?
Ludacris is a
Oh, you talk about Jeezy. Gucci them. Yeah.
Had the streets. Nah. Jeez. Not up there.
Well, they put Future in there. Yes. Future.
Nah. Future like
too late. He He with Nikki. I thought he f got
not even bro. Like I
What just came out? 2015.
Dress it up.
He was halfway. He was halfway through the decade when that dropped.
Yeah, but them [ __ ] was already established and like jumping when Future finally got hype. Like
Yeah, exactly. That’s why I said I like
he was late to the party.
Future is the best concert I’ve ever been to. No lie.
I will say this. I Well, I’m not gonna say it right now, but I do got I got TI that third one, bro.
There’s no argument to get.
Oh, [ __ ]
Go ahead.
What you about to say, third?
No, go ahead, Dale. I’ll go ahead. like his his hits are like out of there, bro. He got like,
bro, from like the time we in from fifth grade to like our ninth grade year, he got like 11. He was knocking them out.
So So I was going to say I wanted to I I feel like only [ __ ] from the south going to say Tia, but the rest of the world going to say 50.
50 earlier though.
His peak was too high, bro. Compared to Tia’s.
Yeah, but 50.
No, he wasn’t. He started like he started the same time as TI.
Yeah. Foes and and in the club came out at the same same summer.
In the club came out like
they releasing this list slow as hell. It’s only eight people. 50 was done by like 07 like
I thought he was done by 08 when I when him and I get money was the last one to me.
All right. But and then 08 TI was still dropping like swagger like us. And
that’s what I’m saying. That’s what I’m saying. But the peak for 50 Drake had like five songs in his
peak 50 was like
he just got that Chris Brown one in that ho. Yeah, that’s crazy. They snuck
that hoe a hit though. Damn, that [ __ ] got some [ __ ] snuck in there.
But don’t let’s not forget let’s not forget the most important thing about this. When the streaming era kicked off, who did they use?
They definitely used him, bro. He was right. So, he was the one who signed off.
That [ __ ] Lil Baby, he really got like eight in the top 50. You know who not in the top 50? Playboy Cardi. He should have. Why would I care?
Milly Rock. Not in that. Not
Fiend. Not even up there, [ __ ]
Fiend is disgusting
in New York. Milly Rock.
I thought that would be in there. No,
that ho ain’t up there. Nobody listen to that [ __ ]
Yeah, I don’t I didn’t expect that’s that Spotify. A lot of Playboy Cardi [ __ ] was like you got to steal it cuz that [ __ ] never released music. So I wouldn’t expect them to have no stream.
[ __ ] don’t listen.
No. Goddess was a bigger hit than Billy Isish and [ __ ] bro.
No,
it’s been around longer,
bro. Anything with Drake name next to it, bro. Like that [ __ ]
bro. He hasn’t like they out here like with a lawsuit cuz the game he told that he profited off of like he just telling now like
I thought was going to be top 10. Goosebumps was only 13.
I didn’t realize.
Where yall seeing us?
Uh chart data posting it.
Yeah, I’m on the talk of the charts uh page.
Kenny, where you at? That boy Drake. Drake is a nasty man, bro. What he did the future was so nasty.
He took that [ __ ] steam, bro.
He He He threw
hijacked
a fire blanket on him. That’s why Future facilitated that [ __ ] down for him.
Yeah, maybe somebody probably Somebody probably pointed it out for him. Bro, it was so unnecessary for him to do uh
that joint album.
Yeah. What that [ __ ] called? With a diamond for the time to be alive.
Yeah. And it’s garbage, too. It’s not even like
all up and down the [ __ ] bro.
He really mad cuz he didn’t get he didn’t get to do the second one. That’s what really pissed the [ __ ] off.
Yeah, because he did the 21 Savage album instead.
Yeah, which was really hard. You’re crying cuz he did a collab, but I guess
Yeah. No, that is [ __ ] I ain’t going to lie.
I I get it though, [ __ ] He ran off.
I mean, I [ __ ] I [ __ ] with Future, but that’s that’s a homo.
I ain’t gonna lie. I’mma keep it a 100. The [ __ ] that that kind of flipped on Drake kind of whole [ __ ] bro. Like
definitely Drake made 100%.
I And then with like Future like that’s my that’s my favorite rapper, but you still got like 30 collab tapes.
Dear Demar and
did they flip on him or did they just go have fun? And what did he do to
hold on hold on iso ISO real quick because I’m I used to agree especially when it came to Demard Rosen but then I remember something. Did Drake did or did he not celebrate that Raptors title?
Yep. Look around. Okay. Hold on. Let me get the D winning a Super Bowl.
I’m walk it. Oh my god. Who is standing on the ground? Get up.
There we go.
Back to the ground again. All right. Like you say, “Oh, that’s the city he from.” Okay. Walk with me now. What’s the greatest thing that Demar can achieve in basketball?
That’s it.
A title. Drake went and celebrated the team winning a chip without him after moving him, right? His hometown team. So the hometown icon He’s an ambassador for the city, too.
Shut up. Be quiet. Move. It’s black people talking.
So, so now a rap battle with an iconic person from his team in an event that was for his city up there celebrating, right? When Demar was down bad, Drake was celebrating out there all in front of the videos on the spot. How I see it, it’s the same thing. I get what you I get what you’re saying. It’s the same.
I I don’t think it’s the same because
Well, they was calling that [ __ ] a pedophile.
One’s more personal. The other is like you just you just happen to rap.
Listen, I
You happen to rap. That’s your problem.
We are absolving a [ __ ] being a shitty person too easily. Like the I think the common denominator is people think he’s a shitty person.
But you was friends with him knowing he was a shitty person. Exactly.
All right. But that I mean it be like that but don’t be a shitty person to me. I don’t think he was to them though.
But like he was calling that your he was calling your brother, bro.
Oh, absolutely.
If there’s I’mma be real. I agree.
There’s the story about how that temp song happened where [ __ ] was blocking Future from getting the temp’s verse.
Oh no, for sure. For sure.
Like Yeah. Like you doing a bunch of hoes [ __ ] to [ __ ] that you calling your brothers and then mad about it. No, [ __ ] Same thing with French Montana, but he won’t say nothing. So Ross taking up Drake took up for a couple.
Drake did this that [ __ ] Future. That’s how it all really like.
Why is Why does Ross take up for Middle Eastern like rappers and like so much.
He Ross is loyal to him. So like Khaled and
Well, yeah, he did take off for Meek too. I ain’t going to lie.
Yeah. Like [ __ ] that he really [ __ ] with. He took over for Meek, Khaled, and um French. What about LeBron switching on him though? How how you feel about that, bro? That’s That one
typical LeBron James. Typical. He trade his teammates.
You thought he thought LeBron James probably LeBron James is loyal to like six people outside his family, including his family.
And it ain’t Savannah James is right.
Right. Right. He loy Maverick Rich
rich and Drew Joyce like [ __ ] said yeah ho too bro like [ __ ] he he probably looked at you know crazy
hey what what what’s the white girl who who be here
and yes Jules
n he not even she got replaced man
I’m about to say he dropped her [ __ ]
no he wrote what he wrote with Ali Clifton them
Rich Paul and Genie bus like
Rihanna genie.
No, J.
Let me first off, let me start by saying happy internet for real. That nigga’s a character, bro.
That’s how you know that Caribana acting the [ __ ] out.
But I’mma be real. I hope Drake is like a very good example to these young boys out here, bro. It’s like
I’m trying to be cool with everybody, bro.
Yeah,
cuz I’mma be real. Like if I’m Brian, I would have been stop [ __ ] with that [ __ ] in 20 in 2017, 2015
cuz that when he got
Bro, when I lost to Steph, you went running around with Seth Curry all over the place, ain’t it?
Doesn’t he have a KD tattoo?
He has a 35. That’s not the same. He got
That’s That’s why John got to stop rapping YB lyrics before he start dissing that [ __ ] on the tracks. YB going
that [ __ ] do K2, bro. He you never know when he gonna spazz out on you.
I think the
[ __ ]
I did see people bringing up the Stephan KD tattoos like Okay, sick mode was number seven. But two [ __ ] jersey numbers. The other one was a full portrait of a [ __ ]
It’s actually funny cuz KD the opposite of Brown. The only dude loyal that Katie’s loyal to is Drake.
No way he missed that. Who was that, bro?
Yeah. Who the [ __ ] is that, bro?
Number 55. That is Bryson Warren.
They done [ __ ] number. Oh wow. N that’s Petty Mill son.
I thought that was Drew Smith. You know how he switching it up.
You right. It was Drew Smith. I heard a leftover from from the album dropped a couple
is Golden the kid that was on the FIU team.
Bubba Bubba. Bro, you got a
Yeah, it is. It is him. But what what leftover you heard?
It was a leftover from an album from a [ __ ] with Dre that we not going to discuss. That was way better than anything that was on the album. Bro, my thing is this, bro. That [ __ ] Drake ain’t even loyal to the [ __ ] who loyal to him, bro.
Yes,
but he makes him richer than you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That’s not how, bro. Like, I’mma be real strong. I really need you to like stay out of black people business cuz like not even to be funny, bro. Cuz you talking about money and stuff, bro. But when it comes to like loyalty, bro, it’s like, bro, like I don’t care if you give me money. Don’t like switch up on me.
We all family. That’s just how I look at things. But I got you.
Well, that’s cool then. You know what I’m saying? I can respect that. You loyal to who feeds your family. Cool. But like why he this co that [ __ ] cold losing sleep over it and ain’t me. Like let let me now Drake really fake cuz um he’s supposed to be uh Nikki brother, right? Why he why why he buddy buddy with buddy buddy with uh re buddy buddy with come on now
buddy buddy what’s the other one? Yeah bro that’s supposed to be your That’s what I’m saying bro. That’s why it’s like oh are all those guys wrong? No, bro. Like cuz that’s just how that world is. Like
them people don’t rock with each other for real. You was the only [ __ ] that thought your friendships was real.
Ain’t he the one that said it like, “Bro, you [ __ ] Wayne’s girl while Wayne was in prison.” Like,
that’s your man’s like,
“Yeah, that’s that one is crazy.”
That’s your man.
That story is out of order, but it’s it’s a funny way to say it still. I don’t
What up, though? All my [ __ ] on it. It don’t matter. And it’s not even about like even like the relationship aspect of doing Go ahead, Dale. Go ahead. I’m going to stay out.
I mean, why you say it’s out of order, though? Drake [ __ ] Wayne’s girl.
He [ __ ] So they had a thing before she got with Wayne.
Terrible.
And then he told Wayne while he was in jail. He didn’t [ __ ] her while she he was in jail.
I don’t think so, bro. I disagree. The story originally came out like that was that was the original story. But yeah, get your basket
in a disc battle. I don’t really care about the truth and and that was but that was running around for years, bro. He never pushed back on that.
Oh, this girl made a seafood boil. What do you wish?
Were you watching Cooking with Ka?
I wish.
I seen video Red Lobster talking about why she made a seafood. [Laughter] That new CEO got his girl acting up, bro. It’s like like bro he’s sick for that uncooked ass clam potatoes in his bag baby not [ __ ] with that damn corn. Oh, this
where the butt at, girl. Them raw ass potato. Charlotte got back com. I don’t know,
dog. I mean, like, bro, Drake ain’t even like not even about the relationship aspect of it. There’s not a single thing like Drake like if he wasn’t like a musician or like a rapper or nothing, bro. Like, he’d be the most scary dude, bro. Like, you’re not a guy I can trust around anything. Business, relationships, you are going to [ __ ] sh me over like any chance that you can get. Like there’s a whole trail of Canadian artists that are just chilling in the OVO dungeon cuz
going up on a Tuesday.
There we go.
And then they jumped Mccon. Yeah, jumping a gay [ __ ] and rap is crazy.
Magic Jordan is somewhere in some [ __ ] prison in some dungeon in Canada.
I don’t think they on the label no more.
[ __ ] [ __ ] He really dropped a collab album with Party Next Door after 10 years like 10 years and didn’t give him the hit on that hoe.
Two 10 years later is actually crazy, bro. Cuz we was asking for that [ __ ] in 2016.
The best the best the best [ __ ] song on there. It’s just Drake.
To make it even worse, that [ __ ] that [ __ ] had write that [ __ ] had write his girlfriend at the times one of her biggest hits and then put a verse himself on it. The only time I ever thought about calling the police was when Party Next Door dropped music. Like, no, bro. Like, Block Boy JB is really still stuck on the block, boy. Like, like he’s really like he had that one. That’s the Memphis nigga’s fault. Certain certain certain people can’t do that. Like, he can’t do that. Black what’s his name? Black.
Yeah, he can’t say that. But the people that’s been next to Drake like division one party like division division had they were immedi thank god
like certain people can’t say that like yeah he he did something for you he gave you the favor like I do also kind of understand Ross even outside the loyalty thing when [ __ ] be like he gave you hits like Ross was already big before.
Yeah, Ross was
I hate that narrative, though.
What What hit Wait, what hit did he really give Ross?
They think Gold Roses.
Lord knows. Lord knows.
What’s the other that’s not wrong?
Stay scheming.
And what’s Yeah, staying with me shooting in the gym.
Amari Music. That’s
Wait, wait,
stay. That [ __ ] would have been a hit without
You think Stay Scheming was only a hit because of Drake?
No. No. That’s what people say.
That [ __ ] would have been a hit.
Right. Right. That’s that was
diced pineapples,
[ __ ] BMF was going off before Sting even like
back.
Come on now. And they were both on a mixtape
and that had like nine I think that album had like 10 songs on it, bro.
They were both from mixtape.
So like Ross was able to get it out without even
I’m thinking Teflon D. The the ass [ __ ] is that his his top 10 is with Drake though, you feel me? like uh Money in the Grave.
Money in the Grave is not that good of a song though. That’s not that good of a song. I didn’t actually didn’t like it.
It’s not. But that was me.
It’s definitely not one of Rick Ros’s top 10 songs.
Do Money in the Grave is his highest charting song, bro. You could talk about them charts all you want, brother. I’m talking about his Yeah. No, I’m just saying.
Get Gad to build you a culture minutes of it. I don’t give a [ __ ] I’m not listening to it. Oh, no. you know, act. And then Lemon Pepper Freestyle, that’s his highest charting song. He was both on uh I’m on one All All those is top 10 and all of them got Drake attached to us. Crazy.
Oh, no. For sure. But like
I’m on one. We not fa We not We not going to rewrite history like they say I walk around the club. [ __ ] everybody.
All my [ __ ] got that heat. I feel like still got like some magic. I was like when Khaled started to really heat up. So
K really got some He got some [ __ ]
K got some [ __ ] man. Ki used to have 50 [ __ ] on the remix. He should thank his mother was 15 minutes long, bro. I’m I’m glad that [ __ ] Tig that T pay I’m so hood voice took that [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here.
That [ __ ] was feeding the streets. That what’s the one he did with Asa when Asa first popped off?
I mean overtime.
No, Cash Flow.
Oh, that was I’m glad that I tell you one thing. Don’t play about mine. I’ll be banging on your front door with the knock. I’m educated.
Knock knock with a cash. I know the person about that. Thank God for that. That [ __ ] Wayne said, “I’m relaxing while rehearsing. I’m a [ __ ] professional.” Like Hersel Walker, bro. Wayne was going crazy, bro.
Oh yeah,
I forgot about this.
That brown paper bag money. It feel good when he gave us money.
Damn. So guys playing gonna be top five?
Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, sure.
For sure. I’m It might be top.
It might be number one.
I don’t remember when God’s playing was a lot.
No, that that hotel Swift got to probably be
I was about to say 1942 19 though.
Me neither. Adele, she was like towards like the 400s type [ __ ]
Really?
Damn. The the What’s that song?
But you got you got to think about it. Apple Music really like hip-hop ran. So
that’s fair. I guess it I would have thought
like Lil Baby runs Apple Music.
All right. Yeah, that’s fair. I got you.
You can stop.
I’m just giving you the facts.
Done better.
What? What? What? That Post Malone song.
I’m sorry. Oh, yeah. I would assume there’s a post
like freestyle. That whole like number 15. Whatever Post Malone is, that that [ __ ] be number one.
Yeah.
Probably. What’s the 21 Savage? I don’t think I [ __ ] with that [ __ ] say
sunflower is going to be up there. That might that might be number one. What? Rockstar.
No, Sunflower. Sunflower.
Cuz that cuz it just broke a record the other day.
How white am I to be in the top 1% of Post Malone listeners?
I would I would never let you talk hip hop again.
You’re opaque. I’ve seen Post Malone four times in crazy. So you sing you sing every phase like white Irish.
Well cuz I also like country music. So when he went country it worked for me.
So you like culture vulture? Yes. I like Drake and Post Malone. I like I guess I like
Miley Cyrus.
Baby investigious that Jay’s on my feet didn’t move you. There’s no way.
LA there’s no way we Miley Cyrus was letting them [ __ ] run trains on her to get to get back.
That’s crazy. That a juicy J.
I don’t know what you think was going on.
Hey Bubba, who’s the LeBron of uh country right now? Is it Mark Wall? Whatever
his probably Morgan, but I I mean I like Morgan, but uh
it’s definitely Morgan. He used N word.
Yeah, it’s I mean Morgan, if you go by streams, Morgan’s like really he’s not the you still going to stream the music even though he used N word. Mhm.
Mhm. My lawyers advised me to plead the fit. Are you Cuban?
I’m just
You still listen to Mike?
I’m Cuban, but I’m not Republican. I’m not Republican Cuban, though.
He ain’t Cuban right now. He a white man in this conversation. That’s the same thing. Correct. Some of them darker than a [ __ ]
Uh Blake Shelton. Zack Bryan’s up there, but he kind of like Shaboozy. Is Jelly Roll a country [ __ ] No. Jelly Roll. What is Jelly Roll? Jelly Roll is um he’s like alternative Jelly Roll’s coworker music.
Is he white big ass?
He was a a shrimp always in the grass. Jelly Roll is Heather’s number one artist.
How How big is Jelly Roll though? Like NBA equivalent? Robert Tractor trailer. If you talk about
Are you talking about weight? No. Popularity. Popularity.
Hans Sunflower was number four.
Tyler Hero number one.
Hans Yanks.
Who was number one? Drake don’t have one. That’s what it look like. And them [ __ ] that I’m glad they got that [ __ ] named muted cuz they fa
sunflower. That only know.
Zack top is the wi of country music.
Don’t worry. I’ll tag you.
Zack top.
I’m gonna block. You know what? Don’t matter. I’m back off Twitter after this. Sunflower number four.
Let me see you this this other conga line of big hoes before.
Where’s white Iverson at? Where’s white Iverson at? Put a black hole in my DMs. Oh, and Post Malone was number five too with Rockstar. He was five and four. Yeah. So that mean Drake got to be a Taylor Swift. I was playing about to be number one, bro.
Yeah. Where’s Taylor Swift at?
[ __ ] be that streaming
[ __ ] don’t listen to Taylor Swift on music.
That streaming [ __ ] is
I listen to Taylor Swift freestyle.
It’s funny though cuz it’s like they going to push it but they was the same one saying that.
Sorry. Taylor made
it rigged. Yeah, it wasn’t rigged for him. So I win regardless. They they not they not gonna say it’s rigged because they gonna say it’s Apple Music, not Spotify. Stone and Bubba, I have a question. Do y’all condone fake abs? Do y’all condone fake abs? Like what should
fake abs?
Stone with the IMG Academy. I don’t talk about another grown man’s body.
I don’t talk about another grown man’s body unless it’s to piss off Carson
back. But you said you But you said you pissed me off for chubby too though,
right? Uh was my weak spot. You know thinking you pissing me off about some you when you talking about something you don’t know about is
my favorite thing to do is talk about something I don’t know about and get you and talking to me for Larson.
So cold on the fake ass.
Get up.
Get Larson. I would totally believe that Drake has approx.
I would have thought congratulations would have been up here. Oh yeah, let’s go Marlins.
Congrat by Qua and post. Yeah,
it might be up there. It was on. Congratulations. They can’t let Drake.
Oh, that ho was number 36.
That was that was a white frat hit.
That was an elite bunt, bro. Post Malone is the only artist with multiple top five songs. So Drake doesn’t have more than one in the in the top five.
Okay, God’s Plan was number three. So now I’m really interested.
Oh, thank God. Oh, thank
clear.
That girl Taylor Swift book his ass.
Thank God, bro. That’s nasty.
That’s the weekend. [ __ ] god.
Oh yeah, the weekend. He ain’t show up.
I’m crying. Somebody in the comments wrote the same thing. Thank god it’s not number one. Number one.
I’m trying to see if Drake got it.
Number one gonna be gangum style. [ __ ]
that was too early. What if it’s Ray Foot Crease? No, that one that already passed. I think
game.
I can’t I can’t think of a song that was bigger than uh it’s a song that we don’t
was Hotline pulled up yet.
No,
it may be.
I feel like it’s going to be something by like [ __ ] X.
Oh, actually, you know what? What’s that Bad Blood song?
Wait, no. Hotline Bling was at 230.
Oh, never mind. Right about Hotline Blink cuz that was when Apple Music first started and that was like the song they used to push Apple Music.
Exactly. I hate that song. Dance is the worst [ __ ] in the world, bro. Besides Spanish Drake. Yeah, cuz shake it off. That only at 107. So I don’t know who the [ __ ] Young. It may be Post Malone.
No, it to be Ed Sheeran or something, bro.
I like Young. Not on my Apple, right? Postalone, bro. It’s gonna be It’s got to be Taylor Swift.
What if it’s one take freestyle? I don’t even know. Crack. All right, bro. Take his mic. He can give it back to himself. So I don’t really
I’ll just be quiet. Unfortunately, he’s been gifted with that. This [ __ ] don’t even know how to perform his own song. Oh yeah, I forgot. [ __ ] old.
It’s probably Lonely Child.
Lonely Child. What the hell is that?
NBA Young Boy. NBA Young Boy. No, just that would be number one on YouTube.
If they was doing YouTube, Young Boy mopping up this list up, bro. PS5 beeps. Man, that nigga’s going crazy.
I remember I saw one time a [ __ ] in jail asking shorty to record the Young Boy album and play. I’m sorry. I can’t listen. This [ __ ] crying to me all day long.
Young boy.
Yeah,
me neither.
That [ __ ] will kill. So I will.
Nah, he won’t kill me.
I’m dead. It’s gonna be ass sharing, bro. I [ __ ] with it.
I told you it’s gonna be Ed Sheeran like shape of you or some [ __ ] I’m in love with the shape of you. Thinking out loud.
Yeah, shape of you. They already did this list in 2023. And my heart is torn into
Oh, they just updating it.
Yeah, they just updating it.
Baseball just be making up names. Yo Poso comes off the bench for a clutch three-run home run and a comeback win for the Cardinals. As long as it ain’t Drake, I’m good. That [ __ ] throw a hater.
Anyone but two. [Laughter] I don’t just start movements for no reason.
I might I might make a I might spend six weeks doing a tour highlight YouTube video with Drake behind it for you.
For what YouTube? I guess my personal
That’s exactly the one. Uh, I guess I guess people.
Yeah, this the first time you done got told no on here. Kenny, what’ you say?
It won’t be the last if you keep suggesting [ __ ] like that.
Blind and likes. That ho was number two.
Oh, yeah.
The weekend.
Yes, sir.
Yeah. Sharon number one.
Sharon number one.
Shape of you.
Yeah, that’s a fire song though, so I get it.
I’ve never heard it.
Yes.
Never heard it either, brother. Y’all never heard Shape of You.
Y’all boys got to Target.
I should add it to my
Y. Y [ __ ] never y boys got to go to some stores and [ __ ]
[ __ ] shopping at Walmart and it’s obvious to be to be fair when I do go to Target twice a year. I have my head.
Is that Wayne Ellington as an assistant coach? He’s been an assistant coach. There’s no need.
I’m in love with this. did that little that song so big.
Dang. So the weekend got Drake wiped down. Hey, new narrative.
Hey, the weekend people I know the weekend was getting them bars on that family matters, but he cleared that that boy out quick cuz they went and caught a body on that boy. Yeah. And they shut all that up.
But when the weekend people went and shot his security.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Apple Music got the same two most top songs.
The second very athletic catch that I’ve seen were making this game. Dang. The weekend tight basketball.
Let’s ask a question.
Is he bigger than Drake?
He really blind and Blind and Lights is the number one uh song on Spotify. I don’t think he is.
The Weekend is by far bigger than Drake. He also got Super Bowl promo. The Weekend can do an international actual like football stadium tour.
Yeah, I was about to say I think he’s known globally more.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure Drake can do the same.
Drake cannot do international. Weekend can go to Asia. Drake cannot go to Asia.
Uh Drake can go to Asia, bro.
He cannot or he would have.
He’s been in Japan. Remember that [ __ ] ain’t performed Japan in seven years, bro.
But I’m Come on. I dog. I hate dog. I hate Drake. But he he bigger than the weekend, bro.
He’s not bigger than the weekend.
Dog, the [ __ ] be out selling this [ __ ] out the weekend.
Okay. But when it come to actual shows, more Yeah. The Weekend had to take Playboy Cardi on tour.
He Oh, he had to.
I don’t know. Drake ain’t got no number one streaming song on no platform.
Like The Weekend is bigger than the Drake.
He makes He makes
Maybe he just has a bigger hit. I can’t feel my face. No, he’s bigger. I don’t care what the weekend does because he did that stupid [ __ ] show. What show?
Said he was going to drag that person out on Rodeo Drive or something.
Did you watch that [ __ ] on HBO?
Hell no. I didn’t watch. I just saw the clerk.
Wait, is is Drake the biggest rapper of all time?
Yeah, right. He’s the biggest rapper. Yeah,
easily. He’s not the biggest.
No, he’s a pop star. So, I don’t That [ __ ] is not a rapper, bro.
Like, we’re not f to do this.
If that’s what you doing, then no. Then no. doing this and I don’t
mind go to hell.
It’s four people Eminem and Snoop. You want pick one of those four and that’s your answer.
Who? Who?
Whole 50 Eminem and Snoop out of
it ain’t Eminem.
So you going to leave it to a cracker because that’s
we definitely ain’t doing that. So it’s either well them mountain is clutch playing with
I do think Snoop is the most popular rapper of all time. He not the biggest like but he is the most popular. I don’t think Drake’s the big No, bro. Snoop broke through the white the white soccer mom thing in like a way no other [ __ ] has like Martha Stewart.
Yeah. Like Snoop Snoop is the most popular rapper of all time. I don’t
just get to be a pthead like my dream.
Most popular but I don’t
Yeah. Noy.
He’s the most well-known rapper. Yeah. Yeah. He the most wellknown. Okay. So, he might be the biggest.
His music ain’t the biggest though. Like a bad. Nah. Nah. He is the biggest, bro. You know why?
Everybody knows Snoop Dog though.
I’m going to be real more popular than Eminem, bro. Yeah, he is, bro.
He’s He’s
He popular, bro.
They’re on the same tier, bro.
They want Snoop Dogg to be like a judge on The Voice and [ __ ] man.
Yes, because he’s more he’s rebranded himself. If they both go to Asia, like they don’t know who Eminem is, but I think they’re Snoop. Snoop like
Yeah, Snoop is like Mickey Mouse. He’s like no longer.
I’ll give y’all I’ll give y’all Snoop. I’ll give you Snoop.
Snoop is no longer a person.
They call that the mascot. Mascot is crazy.
He is though. Like he’s not
What team is he on? Like,
oh my god. He on team
teamad.
Team Snoop. Could that [ __ ] do anything for a check for himself? Respect. That [ __ ] gonna just end this [ __ ]
I am because we fa to do a postgame show something.
We gonna be talking and y’all gonna talk about it already. Be safe, brother. Y’all boys be
Come back next game. Yes, sir.

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