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The 2025-26 Celtics roster doesn’t feel real yet #billsimmons #bostonceltics #nba



The 2025-26 Celtics roster doesn’t feel real yet #billsimmons #bostonceltics #nba

So, I’m going to read you the Celtics roster for the 2526 season. All right, let’s hear it. Jason Tatum won’t be playing. Jaylen Brown, Derek White, Anthony Simons, Sam Hower. All right. George Niang, Payton Pritchard, Yugo Gonzalez, Baylor Shyman. I like him. Xavier Tilman, Luca Garza, Josh Bernat, Namias Kada. Love him. JD Davidson, Jordan Walsh. Those are your 20 Celtics. Sherman, Jordan Walsh, Kada year. That’s my prediction. We need those guys to step up. Step up like become all stars. We just need them to get better. I think Kada has potential. He’s like Bambi on ice right now. He’s going to figure it out. And Charman’s going to be good. I have faith he’s going to pull through this year. How many games you think he’ll go to? Probably every single one because Papa Do’s not going to want to go to a single one. So, do you have any uh any notes or thoughts to pass along to JT Jason Tatum? Tell him I love his new deuce tattoo. He has a new deuce tattoo. Yeah, I won’t. He’s big deuce. Big deuce? Oh, cuz he’s big deuce. Yeah. You like that one? Yeah. Did you see any Instagram of him working out? No. Is he training? He’s been trying to get his doing some swimming. Yep. 43 wins. 45 wins, 47 wins. I don’t want to talk about it until next until the year after next year. Is he going to be sad when the games start and Jason Tatum’s just going to be wearing like chrome sweatshirt? Someone else is going to have to do it. Yeah. What’s he he’s gonna do his chrome sweatshirts? It’s a bummer. I’m sad about it.

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41 Comments

  1. @cwags40

    I’m big on Queta. He can be a DPOY candidate from the flashes I’ve seen. Maybe I’m just a homer

  9. @jackmcdermott5

    I can’t Bill didn’t get her for the “Step Up” moment! Like she has to watch his pod to know that’s a thing, or maybe she never does bc he’s her dad

  10. @richy2258

    Bill is a genius setting her up for a media career. The practice and the name will get her as far as she wants to go.

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