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Damian Lillard after returning to the Portland Trail Blazers πŸ€πŸ€£ #basketball #shorts #nba #viral



Damian Lillard after returning to the Portland Trail Blazers πŸ€πŸ€£ #basketball #shorts #nba #viral

I didn’t run away from the grind. I just took a quick little 15minute lunch break type [Β __Β ] Damn, I blew that thing up. It stinks in here. Ah [Β __Β ] I think I missed a little bit. I’ll just use this bum ass Bucks jersey to finish wiping my ass. It’s garbage anyway. But now I’m back home where I belong. Me and my team full of random [Β __Β ] nobody can name besides Drew Holiday are going to break records this season. Dame time is officially back. All right, y’all. Who’s ready to be the first team in NBA history to go zero and 82 in a season? Give me a hell yeah if you’re ready. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yes, sir. That’s what I’d like to hear. Now, let’s go do this [Β __Β ] Yeah. Yes, sir. Hell yeah. Dame, are you sad you’re never going to win anything ever again in your life? To be honest, I’m happy with it. Living in Wisconsin and having to play alongside Kyle Kosma, that [Β __Β ] had me contemplating wanting to put a toaster in a bathtub every 2 seconds. Man, I was ready to get the [Β __Β ] out of there. I was depressed as hell. And here in Portland, I have the green light to shoot as many halfcourt sideep threes that I want. Life is good, man. I’m happy to be back.

6 Comments

  1. Dame being back in Portland is nostalgic.. but now he’s definitely not winning a ring or anything before he retires πŸ€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

  2. πŸ€“umm not to be that guy but it would actually be the 2025-2026 season, not the 2026-2027 season πŸ€“πŸ‘†πŸ€“πŸ‘†

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