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Chicago Bulls, Denver Nuggets & TV Trivia | Nerd Sesh x State of The League



Chicago Bulls, Denver Nuggets & TV Trivia | Nerd Sesh x State of The League

[Music] Welcome everybody back into Nerd Sesh. As always, I’m Garson Brever and alongside me is Logan Candon and a surprised and stunned Pablo Escoal and Jokic Joestar. Did I come in a little loud through the old headphones there? Is that you just you just turned into Superman from Clark right there? It was just crazy the the speed. I turned on the persona. I turned on this persona, man. Once I get the mic in front of me, I become a totally different beast. But how are you guys more importantly? I’m great. Uh, I have a French cooking class tonight. So, Carson’s he’s gonna he’s going to say this might have to get cut early, everybody. It might not be a traditional length nerd sesh episode, and that’s on me. I want to take full responsibility up top. I’m going to be baking bread and [ __ ] So honorable. So honorable. But we demanded that you guys do this today because we had to make your freaking deal. It’s not easy. You wouldn’t believe the money we’re shelling out to these guys to come on the pod. But it’s all worth it. We’re one of the top 500 Patreon podcasts. Uh top 500, you guys. I’m going to go check on that real quick. I don’t hear. I do hear something. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, I’m Yeah, I’m probably part deaf. I’m not going to lie. If you listen to my music too loud. It’s It’s a frequency only available to nerds. Poned. Pon poned. Yeah, you might be on to something, bro. Um I can’t hear it over the daft punk I have going in my headphones right now. I can’t hear it over the rock and roll, but I have playing. Hey, do you Hey, do you hear that? Just always been in the same place. Every single time we record. Yeah. Really? We share a bed. We share a big bed with a big a big mattress. All right. That part I doubt more. But we have our respective quarters. You guys never saw that coming. No, I didn’t. Was the whole thing a a fraud? It’s all been a fraud. Pablo’s like, I still hear it. I still hear the thing. He finally unchained me from my radiator. Took long enough. Okay. Wait, so can Carson not hear us cuz you have headphones in right now? No, I have my headphones in, too. I’m still I was about to say something that’s technology. Well, go ahead and just say just pretend I’m not here. Uh, no. I’m cool. I’m cool. I don’t want to burn any bridges, right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, know for sure. Just say it, though. We should do the whole episode like this where you just stand your microphone ask all your questions five feet away. We’ve done this bit twice now because we recorded twice today. So the people they’re probably tired of it. But for you guys that was probably like the most thrilling experience in Oh, this is part of the episode. This is This is the best part. This is Pablo. It’s all downhill from here. This is the big moment. Nice. Nice. Pablo adopts this tone sometimes. Uh we’ll we’ll finish recording and I’ll hit end on the thing and he’ll go, “That was a bad episode.” And that’s exactly what he sounded like right there. He goes, “Oh, this is on the podcast.” Was that not like the coolest thing ever? Did that not bad? It blew me. Pablo hated it. We’re off to a terrible start. No, I thought it was a legit technical difficulty and then I was like, “Rank prank.” I was confused. Have you ever seen a viral prank video? I didn’t realize that the whole thing was on purpose. Oh, no, no, no. That was just an excuse for me to go out there and be like, “Hold on.” Cuz Logan normally is in a different state, but right now he’s he’s sleeping in my bed. So you Okay. All right. No, we are never in the same place. That that that this is a one time thing. I thought that it was a big reveal. You’re always in his closet or something like that. That would have been crazy. Well, I’m in my closet. Nice. All the time. And I’m in all of your walls and your skin. Anyways, are you in a different closet than usual or is it or are you in the same one as always? I’m in the same closet. We’re just in my apartment. Logan’s just here for a couple days before we go to Paulo is really killing the momentum. It’s killing me how he is about. So you guys you guys you guys you guys live together, but you moved. Well, I’m just No, Pablo. Pablo, we’re in my apartment. He’s here for But he’s Did he walk there? How did he get there from Virginia? I’m interested in the world in the world building and and and everything came crumbling down. So, I had to establish what was real and what was not. That makes sense. The lore the lore is all uh up for question now. But what is not is that we’re going to do some freaking trivia today, fellas. We’ve got a new format, brand spanking new, hot off the presses. You guys are going to love it. Three rounds, three questions per round, each with a different theme. In each round, there will be an easy, medium, and hard question. For the easy questions, you have three strikes. For the medium questions, you have five strikes. For the hard questions, you have 10 strikes. If you want on any of these questions, you can exchange a strike for a hint. So, like for the hard question, if you have 10 strikes and you’re like, we’re not going to use those, you can exchange really however many you want for hints. Okay? And then at the end, if we have time, which we may not today, we do have a bonus question, which will be whoever can name more Bulls or nuggets of a random position, we’ll randomize the team and the position later, so it’ll just be uh a free-for-all. We’ll see if we get text my mom really quick. Text your mom. No, the joke was and send her an email. Send her an email for me if you want. The joke was I’m I was getting information to win the bonus question. Yeah. No, I got it. That’s hilarious. That was really Everything’s falling apart here. All right, so so cut scrap this episode. Cut the first seven minutes. Um, and we can just take this thing from the top. You guys have to recreate those looks of excitement on your face when when we did the big reveal. Oh my god. I think we need to name the teams. We need to name the teams. Logan, good shout. Uh, and the teams are we’re doing me and Pablo. Did we decide? Are we hosting the show or are they hosting? What is going on right now, man? It’s me and Pablo versus Jack and so unprofessional. This is so unprofessional. So, Pablo, you and I got to come up with a team name. Okay. The Ocean Gate Titan submarine. Love it. Nice. Okay. Uh, I’m thinking team Open Borders. That’s uh that’s what’s striking me right now. I like that. You know, Pablo’s team name that he came up with as a reference to the Triple Platinum podcast that we did together, just me and him, and it went viral. Logan, do you have any questions for me about the Ocean Gate Titan submarine? I’ I’ve seen both documentaries. Logan didn’t have that many questions for me, so or Carson. Yeah. And now And he did it he did the thing where does that happen? Do people say all the time? True. That’s what I’ve been saying, man. We’re just a couple honkies at the end of the day. All right, so you guys are team open borders. Very nice. We are team Ocean Gate submarine. Uh, but we are not going to implode today. We are going to destroy you guys. But you have a chance. Destroy open borders, you jackass. That’s in poor taste. That’s bad PR for us. Now we’re cancelled. Yeah. I mean, the climate right now, you can’t That’s your primary objective for today. Can we restart? cuz I feel like everything’s coming off wrong and now people are going to think that I’m some sort of, you know, radical anti-open borders and just oh my. Anyways, I got the first question for you guys. We’re going to start with the Nuggets round, then we’ve got a Bulls round, then we’ve got a TV round, but we’re starting with the easy Nuggets question for which you have three strikes. What was the Nuggets number one assist combination this season? That meaning the player who assisted the other player the most on the team and we get three strikes for this. Mhm. Three strikes. I’m feeling and this is not a guess. I’m talking to Logan here. Yep. I’m feeling Jokic to Christian Brown off rip. Like cuz Christian Brown like the best. He was like literally Giannis level transition player and he never dribbles when he’s in transition. It’s going to be Jokic to somebody, right? Yes. Yeah. I’m cool with that being our first guess. Okay. Is it Christian Brown? Right off the bat, you guys got it. Very good. 168 assists. There were some close contenders. Jokic to MPJ is next with 155. And then next is Russ to Joic with 146. All three of those combos are in the top five in the entire league. How about those Denver Nuggets moving the ball? Oh my god, it’s be it’s a beautiful game. It’s a beautiful game. And now you guys got Cam Johnson. Harrah. Oh my god. Yeah, it’s I’m happy. I’m up. I’m not gonna lie. You should be very much up. Guys, I’ve got a really simple one for you for your first Nuggets question. Can you tell me the top three scorers by points per game for the Nuggets since 2000? So, there’s no game minimum here, I assume, but that shouldn’t really be a factor. Melo’s going to be number one. Melo’s number two. Okay, that means Allan Iverson is number one. That’s correct. And uh Joic is a little tricky because of some of the early years, but he’s still I think at like 21 points per game now. I think it’s him. Is it the career number? Yeah, for Okay, but I still You guys are right though. It is Jokic at number three. The top five is fascinating with no minimum. Mcdice is four. Wow. Number five with a whopping 37 games played is the great Ron Mercer. Oh god. Wow. Ron Mercer can get himself a bucket. Bulls legend Ron Mercer. I wonder if he’ll come up again later in the episode. Maybe. We’ll see. All right. Right. On to your guys medium question. Let me let me text my mom really quick. For which you have five strikes. Can you name the top five international scorers for the Nuggets ever? ever. Ever. Are we counting ABA points or no? Wait, why does that even matter? I was going to rip American Danle. American Caucasian Danisle is not on the list. Um, well, now I don’t know. [ __ ] is Kiki. What about there’s no way Kiki is from America. That’s not an American name. That’s got to be. So, I’m going to cl I’m going to clarify something. If you were born in another country, but you are American, you do not count for this list. So, I’m just gonna I’m gonna spoil it. Kiki Vandoway is an example of that. He was born in Germany, but that was just because I think his dad was in the military. They were in Germany for some reason. He is American. He’s just got a fun name for sure. Yeah. Do you think How long was How long was Matumbbo with Denver? He was with He was with him a while. I can’t think of like that many foreign players for the Nuggets. Like, what’s [ __ ] up? N. Yeah, N’s got right. Is that a guess? I I’ll rip N. Yeah. Number number two. Okay. Spaced. Okay. So, Joic. N. I am cool guessing Matumbo here because he’s probably like 12 14 points per game. I don’t I don’t I think he’s got to be here. Dambe is number three on the list. Okay. Um what about the next guy I think of is like Rafe Le. Actually, I’m realizing that there’s one guy who I missed, but that doesn’t change anything except for the positions that these guys are on the list. Okay. So, are we still in order? Yeah, you guys are good. You’re perfect. Okay. But there’s somebody who I believe actually should be number two on this list. Oh, is it is Jamal Murray here? Yeah, it’s Jamal Murray. I overlooked him. The Canadian uh Yeah. syndrome. So, we’re just missing number five now. That’s correct. I’m cool if you want. I mean, we got five strikes. Is Is it Rafe Lefrence? It’s not Rafe Lefrence, but big ups to Rafe Le. Okay, let me think. David Thompson, I think, is American. Um, I mean, with a name like that, I figure David Thompson has to be American. Yes, that’s like Don Draper level American name right there. Wow. Speaking of which, I’m watching Mad Men for the for the first time. Bro, I’m rewatch I’m re-watching. Oh, you’re rewatching. Uh where where are you? Where are you? Cuz I don’t want to spoil [ __ ] I just finished season 3. So, we I’m watching it. Girlfriend’s watching it for the first time. We just got to the Well, sorry. We can’t all live with our podcast. Oh, cool. One Big Bad isn’t an option for you and Pablo. But we just got to the part where uh uh the British guy got his foot. No spoilers. No spoilers. No spoilers. Oh yeah. No. No. I’ve seen I’ve seen that. Yeah. Gallows number five. That was [ __ ] crazy. But I I saw that coming. I said you can’t have a tractor in the workplace. That’s unsafe. Check off tractor. Come on. That’s unsafe. Uh check off tractor. Very very true. You guys nailed that. Perfect. No misses. Good job, Logan. Thank you. Sweet. We cooked. Gentlemen, we’re going to play a nerd sesh classic here. We’re going to play King of the Hill Nuggets Rebounders Edition. I’m gonna name some players who are going to go head-to-head and you’re gonna tell me who has more rebounds per game for them since 2000. Your first battle. JJ Hixon versus Manet. Wow. Uh, so let’s think. Hixon was with the team more briefly. Hixon was a better rebounder than Na, but Na would have played more overall and he was younger back then, right? How old was Hixon when he was with the Hixon was 25? Yeah, he only played until he was like 27. He had a pretty short career. 28 maybe. I’m conflicted here. I I kind of think it’s JJ Hixon, but yeah, I would I would probably go with that, but All right, let’s go with it. JJ Hixon is correct. Another guy who I I think these guys are almost inseparable. JJ Hixon or Reggie Evans? Oh, wow. I mean, Reggie Evans was a monstrous rebounder, but just a question of the minutes because the minutes would not be high. Can we get a rebound per game number for JJ? Is that JJ’s at 7.2? Okay. Was Reggie That’s kind of a high number. Yeah. Was Reggie ever playing those kinds of minutes for Denver? I don’t think so. Oh, I think it’s still JJ. Yeah, it’s Reggie Evans. You guys can’t doubt the boy Reggie Evans. Monster. Such a glass cleaner. Okay. Reggie Evans. He’s at 7.5 for reference. Damn. Or Kenneth Fared. God, it got to be the manal. Come on. That’s going to be close, man. 7.5. That’s going to be really close. What was the fee? Let’s go with Let’s go Let’s go with the Let’s go with the Manal, but that’s going to be close. Trust your gut. Kenneth Fared is correct. 8.2. Okay. Kenneth Fared or Rafe Lefrence? I think Kenneth Fared. What do you think, Pablo? I I don’t know about Ray Lefren. Already multiple Ray Lefrence uh references in this episode. Highly drafted Kansas legend, early stretch big and Kenneth decent numbers of our time. So, he put up decent numbers for Denver and he was [ __ ] huge, but 8.2 is a pretty high number. I’m going to say Kenneth Fared. Kenneth Fared is correct. Only a few more. He is uh at 8.2 again for reference. Kenneth Fared or Antonio McDice. Wow. These are not gimmies. These are all pretty close. It’s a medium, you know. Yeah, it is a medium. [ __ ] well said, Jack. You got the system. I mean, Mcdice just played so much. He wasn’t a great rebounding big, but he was putting up [ __ ] 20 a game for some years. I think Mcdice will have him. It is Mcdice. Your final one. Mcdice is at 9.8 for reference. Antonio Mcdice. That’s higher than I thought. Or Nola Jokic. Is this career? This is Yeah. Well, for Jokic, it’s his career. I think Yic is uh into double digits. Okay, that is correct. And uh you guys have survived. Well done. Let’s freaking go. Let’s freaking go. That was a fun one. That was that that was exciting. All right, we’re about to take things up another level entirely in terms of difficulty. And we’re going to get sick and twisted. Can you name the top 10 Joic backups by points? These are the centers with the most points excluding Jokic since he joined the team. Oh my god. Um top 10. We just took things up another 10. Barely. So So like I assume towards the end of this list we’re getting into guys who just kind of got like shoehorned into the center position. Not like traditional sevenfooters. The last guy is a sevenfooter, but he did score 72 points. Mason Plumbley. He’s number one by far. Nice. Uh is Nerkitch here? He’s number two. Okay. What? Yeah, that’s insane. He’s number two. Um is uh is Demarcus Cousins here? Demarcus Cousins is number five. This is ridiculous. DeAndre Jordan number three. Okay. I mean, did Saridge score 70 points this year? No, I He played I doubt it. Yeah, I mean like he played like there was one big game. Uh is [ __ ] man. He’s got me thinking about like Isaiah Hartinstein and Jay Huff right now, bro. Hart Hartinstein might be here. If if Boogie’s five, [ __ ] dude. That’s tough. I’m cool ripping the Hartenstein one. Hartenstein is correct. He is number eight. Okay, with 104 points. Did Costa Kufus ever back up Jokic or was he gone by then? I think I mean maybe one Costa Kufus and Joffrey Leverne right now, dude. Is uh is Zeke Naji here? I’m not going to count that because Ze Naji is not listed as a center. He’s listed as a power forward. Otherwise, he would be here. I’ve been watching Nugget’s bench minutes. He biggest guy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I’m Well, I’m not count Hey, I’m not counting it as a miss. I appreciate that. You’re Hey, you’re welcome, buddy. I’m always looking out for you. Carson, did you give us a time period for this? Is Sense Yic joining the team? Lever. Joffrey Lever is here. Logan, that’s a great poll. And he’s number four. That’s ridiculous. I was wondering sneaky production. That’s crazy. Also a bull and a spur and a Frenchman. A man, a man is many things. We all contain multitudes. Wow. I don’t. Wow. Wow. I think I’m going to print that and and put that around my house. Write that down. Put that in the wall behind me. Right there behind you, Logan. Or maybe even on your wall. Big ass fan. I like that. So, what’s your theme for your room? Is it looking a little tropical? Is that what it is? My girlfriend has put everything that’s in there in there. Oh, has a girlfriend. No, sorry. Sorry. Um, my sorry, my podcast co-host. My podcast co-host, Logan. You guys should have seen when me and Carson lived together and we literally lived in a warehouse with nothing but a nerd flag on the wall. It was disturbing. It was a concrete building. We had nothing on the walls. Not a single thing. We had we had a Morty doll from Rick and Morty and the nerd ses flag. And you do not want to know what Logan did with that Morty doll. Hey. Hey. Pablo’s not real, so I’ll never get to be in a building with him. He’s kind of like he’s he’s like the guy from uh Kim Possible who’s always on the phone. Wayne, I think. No, Pablo is the dealer in Deal or No Deal. Or I’m like Or I’m like the the girl from Code Leoko who only exists in when they go into the Kodoko world, but not not but not when she comes out into the real world. Not that or you’re like the great shadow demons I see every time I look in a mirror and they’re behind me, but nobody else can see them. Maybe. Jay Huff. Uh Jay Huff is not here. [ __ ] How what spots do we have left? You guys are missing numbers six, seven, nine, and 10. Oh god. Sweet. Is uh do we want to take a hint or do we want to take a guess? That’s not a bad idea. We’re not counting like Paul Millsap, right? That just to like be clear like Yeah, let’s get a hint. One of these guys just came up on the last question that Pablo and I were answering. Is it Kenneth Fared? Got to be. It’s not Far Reed. I’m not going to count any players who are listed as power forwards as misses because I because you know I can see I can see the the ambiguity there. But no, it’s not the manal. Oh, [ __ ] I was I don’t pay attention when other people talk. And we’ve noticed. Damn. Um I try to tell you how I feel and then you just say, “Hey, you catch that Nuggets game?” I say, “Yeah, yeah, I did.” Yeah, some good some some good Jaylen Picket minutes. Some sneaky good Jaylen Picket minutes. Oh, he he functions as a center on offense. That could be a good pick. Are we counting like JJ Hixon? JJ Hixon is correct. Oh my god. Wow. We haven’t really seen the Jaylen picket postup game in the NBA though, have we, Pablo? No. He just got free. He was uh in the war between Malone and uh you see Bryce Sensall just drop like a 37 piece in summer league. Did I see it? I lived it. I tried to I tried to warn people. They think I’m joking. Not serious business what what Ice Bryce can do out there. So now you guys are just missing uh hint please, sir. Okay. You want another hint? Please. This guy is an NBA champion with the Nuggets. Thomas Bryant. Thomas Bryant is number nine on this list with 83 points for the boys. Oh man. He was on 2020. Oh, he’s just an NBA champion. Wait, he won it with them or just in general. He won it. He won it with the Nuggets. Yeah, he was. They moved. That was like one of the fringe second rounder moves that left them with like nothing in the cupboard towards and they don’t win a title without him. We’ve got a bunch of strikes. I’ll just guess Dario Sarich. Is he the last guy? Sarich is number 11. He’s the first off. So, I believe you guys are now down to five strikes. You can use them as hints if you want. I’ll take another hint. Okay, you have a guy here who uh is uh 7 foot three, was drafted by the Nuggets after a surprising draft fall in the eyes of many. People thought he was going to go higher. He is massive, bro. I know. That’s hu Oh, is this Bull Bull? Bullb is here. Oh my god. had number seven. Do you want a hint for number 10? Yeah, I thought that was the last one. Yeah. This guy also an NBA champion, but not with the Nuggets. A three-time NBA champion. This was his second stint with Denver. Much briefer, much less memorable than his first. Oh man. Three-time champ, which makes me think it’s got to be a Warrior. I’m so like Javale McGee. Javale McGee is the last name on the list. Thank god I could remember like the outline like his silhouette in my head. I cannot remember his name for the life of me. Shout out to Jale. Well done, gentlemen. How nasty is that list? I’ve got a I’ve got a nasty Bulls question kind of similar to that for for you guys. So can’t wait. It’s about right. All right, guys. This is your hard question. So you’ve got 10 strikes. I need you to tell me the top 10 single game scorers for the Nuggets. This is all time. So, David Thompson is number one. Nico Yokic’s 61 piece I think is going to have him next on this list. Yep. Does Carmelo have anything in here? Carmelo is actually all the way down at number nine, but he is here. How about that? 2000’s tax. Did Gerber have a big game? What a pull. Yes, Gallow is in the 10 spot. Nice, Pablo. What was that? What was the total? 47. I believe he had a 50 piece. Wow. Let me Let me confirm. Um, did you hear me say Alex English, Logan? No, I did not. Alex English is your excuse me, 47 is what he had. Um, so I just so I hit that right on the head. Nobody Nobody screams and shouts and cheers for me. English is number five. Of course he is. Uh, freaking course he is. Uh, Kiki Vandway is gonna be here. Believe that. Number eight, Patriot. Kiki Vandway. American Patriot. American Patriot. By the way, also the uncle of Koko Vandway, who was a pretty decent American tennis player who is dating the son of my high school tennis coach. So, if you follow that tree, Kiki and I grew up together and we’re pretty good friends. Whoa. Okay. So, let’s think. Well, Jamal Murray. Jamal Murray had a 50 piece with no free throws. Number three, Jamal Murray. It’s never been done. You’re just missing four. Yeah, we’ve got seven of the 10. Can you tell us how many points number 10 was? 47. 10 is 47. The guys you were missing. Four, six, and seven. Number four scored 54 in a game. Number six and seven both scor. I’ve got one. Michael Adams, see on here number four. Oh, we could go that same season. Orlando Woolridge put up 25 a game, but I don’t know if he had a game this big. We could also think about Dan Isle. He just had so much time with the franchise as a volume scorer. I’m thinking, are we counting ABA here, Logan? Or is this okay? I think no, there’s no MPJ explosion that got that high, right? Mm- I think we let Isl rip. I mean, we have so many guesses left. Is technically correct. He’s actually tied for 10th with Gallow. No. Bonus points. You know, Ty Lawson never had anything like that, do you think? No. No, not 50. But there wasn’t any weirdos like Cory where where did was it Minnesota that Cory Brewer 50 Bergen? Good shout. Is there any freak like that for Denver? Any freak? Now, these guys are one of the They don’t want you to remember the Trey Lyles 50piece. Here, I’ll give you if you burn a hint, I’ll give you one. I don’t know if I even want to. I kind of want to just cook. There’s one that’s a more obvious answer. One that’s more obvious. Is it Antonio Mcdice? It’s not Mcdice. Did Did I or Jr. have Iverson is correct. He’s number six. Good pull. Good poll, Pablo. That makes a ton of sense. So, you’re just missing number seven. All right. I mean, I’m thinking, you know, Mahmud Abdul Raou had some had some big scoring games back in the day. Did he ever get 50? Yeah, it is Makmoud Abdul Ruf and you guys have cooked the Nuggets questions. Let’s freaking go. Both teams are perfect through the first round. Let’s see if we can keep it going into the Bulls round, which kind of a similar vibe. Your easy question, three strikes. There are only three players with multiple 50point games in Bulls history. Who are those three players? Damn, dude. I got a similar ass question. So, we gonna have some overlap here. Do you have a backup? Because let me see if I can I’m gonna see if I can I’ll call an audible. I’ll see if I can call an audible. MJ MJ is for sure. Yeah, I do have a backup. But now you guys know Well, if you have the question, if we both have backups, we can swap because I have a backup. All right. You know what? We’ll just deal with it. I say let’s roll with this one. I see what we can do. All right. It is a little bit different. So maybe maybe we can keep both. I’m just here to have fun. MJ’s for sure. Guys, Jack’s just here to have a good time. I’m just here so I don’t give Not a long time. Is I’m going to be here for a while. Pablo, calm down. Uh well, not as long as we’d like. We’d love to have you here for three, four hours. Hey, I love a classic nerd sesh where we just like five tangents that go for 18 minutes. That’s the best. That’s why I’m trying to I’m I I’m trying to be more businesslike, but also the tangents are great. But what the people don’t know is sometimes we’ll record a two and a half hour podcast with you guys and then we’ll also talk for like 45 minutes on the other ends of that which is just ridiculous. I’m going to say Jimmy Butler. You’re pulling it? Yes. Yeah, that’s correct. Nice. And I’m going to say Zack Lavine. Give me the sweep. Also correct. I’m suspicious though cuz clearly this guy’s got some [ __ ] similar question. But yes, that is correct. He’s on the phone with Pablo’s mom. He’s talking to Pablo’s mom. I would not do that. I would not do that. Man, just email her. She’s a lovely lady. I’m going to fax her later. All right, gentlemen. I do have a similar question. Can you name every Bulls player with a 50point game? Okay. Uh, Pablo, do you want to take the the three that we just heard? So, I’m thinking Michael Jordan and Jimmy Butler and Zack Lavine. Those are pretty good. You guys are good. Good. Uh, you guys only have, I believe, three, excuse me, four more to go. Did was D. Rose in there? Ro, I think probably got it. Yeah, that’s a good one. Oh, you know who had 50 for the Bulls? Who? Who? A man who had 50 for three different teams. Jamal Crawford. I can’t count either. You guys only have one more remaining after that. That is correct. Perfect. So, let’s think. You know, I shouted out Orlando Woolridge for the last question. I’ll shout him out again for this one. Kind of a a bucket in his day. You know, you could think of an artist Gilmore here. Uh you could think of uh Chad Walker here. Derrick Rose didn’t have his 50 until Minnesota. I think Deng wouldn’t have done it. Did Pow Carlos Boozer um Pal I don’t think got 50, but he did get like 48 or something. He had one massive game. I will say you guys have named the player. Oh. Oh, it was it No, I think we actually Taj Gibson. I Cristiano Felicio. Uh what do you think, Pablo? Who Who do you like? Do you like uh Artist Gilmore here? Well, I don’t I don’t know. Is it I know the name. Was he was he that explosive? He was a pretty high volume scorer, but wait, was he playing in the 70s? Mhm. Oh, well, they they all scored. I think you didn’t get 50 in the 70s. Yeah, the worst players were averaging 70. That’s what I heard. And they weren’t a lot of good lot of good points being made. But that also that also applies Chad Walker was also playing when the game was very fast-paced. Let’s start with Gilmore. Uh, artist Gilmore is not correct. Okay. Should we rip chat? May as well. Yeah, let’s rip Chat Walker. Cadet Walker is correct. Let’s freaking go. Well done, guys. The only 50 piece of his career. He dropped 56 on the Cincinnati Royals. Legend, NBA champion, one of the key members of some dramatically underrated Bulls teams of the early 70s. Shout out to Chad Walker. All right, we’re running back the same vibe that I asked for your medium question for the Nuggets. You’ve got five strikes. Can you name me the top five international scorers for the Bulls? Is Is Vousvich here? He is. Okay. I was going to be pissed if I just burn right away. By the way, Vukovich resigned with the Wizards. You see that? Oh my god. That’s a franchise building shattering. League shattering. That is huge. Pablo, wait. Will you crash out so we can clip farm? Just cuz he said voo, can you just crash out and clip farm? Um and say like, “Oh, I wish that guy wasn’t my center or something like that.” I um I had uh All right, hold come back to me in 10 minutes. I got to build up the It’s kind off camera. You should tell them the thing that you did that you told me off camera that one time. Oh l Don’t remind the public of that. Did you Did you Did Did you Did you [ __ ] in a bucket and you threw it at VooC? No. No Shack stuff. That’s No poop. Um Okay. Lu Dang is correct. Okay. You guys should do a poop related uh episode and every answer shen. It’s genius. It’s disgusting. It’s No, it’s disgusting is what it is. Logan, call it what it is. He wouldn’t He wouldn’t say that if his girlfriend His girlfriend decorated the apartment, so now he can’t talk about poop. He’s whipped. He’s whipped. Write that down in the comments, guys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop. Pablo, stop. Pablo, cut it out. This is not funny. Uh, Pablo, it’s not funny. I still have my wiener and everything. Is what if, dude? What if [ __ ] like Luke Longley is on here? Some some [ __ ] Was Coo here? Well, don’t don’t say it with animosity like that. It might be a celebration. C Coach is here. You guys have the top three. Screw it. Let’s rip it. Luke Longley. Luke Longley is not here. Oh, [ __ ] Horrible guess. Her terrible guess. Hey, shout out to Australia. Um, shout out to Australia. Yeah, shout to Thunder from down under. Shout out to Josh Giddy from Australia. Bulls legend. Bulls legend. He can’t be. That would be crazy. That would be, but it’s not impossible, I don’t think. We do have f We have four strikes, correct? Mhm. Let’s get a hint. Four strikes. Wow. You want a hint? Okay, both of these guys, well, that’s kind of a generic hint, but I’ll say it anyways. Played in the 21st century, but I won’t count that as your hint. Uh, one of these guys was uh Ben Gordon. Ben Gordon. Well, you know what? If we’re counting Ben Gordon, because he was born in the UK, we can count him. And then that that just bumps off another guy from the list. He played for England, didn’t he? All right, we’ll count Ben Gordon. So, Ben Gordon is now correct. All right, Ben Gordon. And now you’re down to one who actually played with Ben Gordon. They over overlapped for a time. So that gives you the timeline. Andreas Noion. Wow. Bucket. Absolutely. No. And that’s the list. Well done. Lowry Markin got knocked off included. [ __ ] That would have been a fun name, but whatever. RIP. I saw a looks maxing edit of him yesterday. He is kind of a looks maxer, isn’t he? He definitely muse. Yeah. I mean, there’s nothing else to do down there. Finland. No, Utah. Utah. Maybe Finland, too. I was going to say down there. Down in Finland. If you’re coming from the North Pole, it wouldn’t surprise me. It would not surprise me. Pablo, you have an iPhone? Yep. Unbelievable. iPhone SE. iPhone SE. So, that’s new. Sexy Charisma. iPhone. Sexy Charisma. SE. I think it came out. Circa 2018. It’s pre- pandemic iPhone. Okay. No infection like your guys’s. Hey, I got pre Yeah, I got a pre- pandemic, too. My iPhone’s vaccinated, so Oh, and here we get into the politics. All right. All right. I’m really excited about this question. Gentlemen, I need you to tell me every Bulls first round pick since 2000 to make it to their second contract with the Bulls. Oh god, there are some bums who uh will not do this. Let’s go. Let’s go backwards. So, Noah Sen hopefully has an Hopey. Hey, him and Buzzel both. Yeah. Fingers freaking crossed. Patrick Williams did. Correct. Kobe White did. We’re in order. We’re in order. Wait, we’re we’re on time and in order. Oh, because we traded our picks to the Magic for Nicovich, one of the worsters in the league. So, uh, one of the worst open shot makers in the league. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And you got Wendell Carter in that deal, man. You guys did. Yeah. So, wait, hold on. 2018 is Wendell Carter, but he doesn’t make it to a second contract, right? 2017 is Lowry. Does he count as our pick or is he like technically Minnesota somehow? I think he counts. Or are we counting Justin Patton? Logan Markin does not count unfortunately. Legend Justin Patton legend Justin Patton. I love Justin Patton. I bring him up whenever I can. 16th pick. Unforgettable smile. Theoretical Wemby just a little bit shorter. Theoretical WBY. Well, unfortunately only played about 20 NBA games. So 20 Patrick Williams was 2020. Um was 2019 for the Bulls. Um 2019 was Kobe. Oh yeah, we said that, right? We said that. So we’re back. Oh, 2018 Carson. Another one of your classics. Chandler Hutcherson. Oh, yeah. He he didn’t make it. Um, you know, Bulls fans hate him because uh he’s such a good guy because he got traded to the Wizards. I think it was the that Westbrook year and then he was like, “Yeah, it’s nice to be in the playoffs. They wouldn’t know about it over there.” He said something like that. So, everyone hates him. Now, that’s a guy I thought could have been the next Paul George. You know, he had the same trainer. Absolutely nothing. He had the same trainer as Damen Lillard. So, uh, I like Chandler Hutcherson. I saw a lot in him and and none of it materialized. Okay, maybe we just think I mean, so if we just Well, I don’t know if we want to skip back. Poris, did Bobby Portoris make his second contract with did not make his second contract. Yeah. Is it wrong if we just take some of the ones that we know are correct and then we see how many we have left? Like Derek Rose made it to his second contract. That is correct. Luell Deng made it to his second contract. Butler was a first round pick. Correct. Butler was the last pick of the first round. Luell Deng, I don’t believe was actually technically drafted by the one of these. I won’t count that. I won’t count that against you guys. Um, one of these. Okay. Well, Tyson Chandler technically wasn’t drafted by the Bulls either. Then that pick was traded. Did you say Joe Kim Noah? Nope. Joe Kimo. You guys have two more post Derek Rose and one more pre Joe Kim Noah. Taj was a first round pick. Correct. That is correct. Good one. And uh you said Jimmy. That was counted. Correct. Oh, I did not count Jimmy. Jimmy is correct as well. So you guys are just missing one more player. First round, baby. One more. Pre or post? Derek Gross. Pre He is the earliest player on this list. Okay. Uh, no chance Marcus Fizer made it to his second contract, right? Did do you think Eddie Curry did? Did he? Maybe the Maybe the Knicks swept in and gave him his big payday first, but Oh, there was a whole thing like the Williams. Your heart is going to explode and or like take a heart test so Oh, dude. It doesn’t explode. 2004 Ben Gordon. Bang. It’s not. Damn. How is that possible? These bozos have unlimited because we have aura. Oh, okay. Hey, Ben Gordon, I believe, completed his rookie contract and then went to Detroit. Wow. Really? That is surprising. Why would you stay in Chicago if you don’t have to, you know? Hey, they wouldn’t know about the playoffs over there, you know, apparently. He played in the greatest playoff series of all time. He baldled. Six. They technically take LaMarcus. This guy would have been probably one of the first guys I thought of just in terms of power. Did we say Hinrich or No. Heinrich is correct. That’s the last guy. 03. 03. Yep. Yep. Yep. Good pull, Pablo. And a good performance, fellas. That’s what they call you. All right, we’re on to your hard question for which you have 10 strikes. Can you name me the 10 shooting guards with the most points for the Bulls since Michael Jordan left the team? Zack Lavine. Zack Lavine is number one. I will say we are going with the Stat Muse definition of who’s a shooting guard here. So, similarly to the power forward center thing, if it’s like arguable shooting guard, small forward, I’ll give you guys the benefit of the doubt. um if they’re just classified as a different position. A desolate wasteland. Uh Ben Gordon. Ben Gordon absolutely is here at number two. Yeah. I’m not going to lie. I don’t know how much help I’m going to be here. Okay. I’m sorry. But but cheer him on for morale. You can definitely cheer him on. Yeah. Uh so Dwayne Wade Dwayne Wade is number 12. I will say this list is a little stronger because of the inclusiveness. Like there’s two guys who I would probably consider Demar De Rozan. There you go. Both of them who I would probably consider small forwards, but they are counted here. And then you also have a couple guys who I would consider point guards arguably who are Kobe White here. Kobe White is here number six. Kirk Hinrich is here. Kirk Hinrich is here number four. Okay. Do we have any more technicality guys like that that you would associate with different positions? Arguably one. It’s not good, but not really, right? Like they wouldn’t. No, no, no, no. And also, you’ve already knocked off the top six. So, you’re down to seven through 10. All of whom I would say are legitimate shooting guards. Like, okay. So, it’s not No is not going to be here, right? He’s a three. Yeah. And if you guess and if and you know you can’t just start guessing centers and abusing my uh leniency with the positions here, but these are all real shooting guards. You know, I would hope not, Jack. But you don’t know who you can trust these days with uh with the politics and the uh AI. Pablo, that’s it. AI. Dway was only a bull for like a year. So these are all guys who would at least one of the worst years. It’s not like Denzel Valentine, is it? Is that a guess? I’ll rip him. Denzel Valentine is not here, but I think he’s Yeah, I know. He’s not just not here. Uh, I’m cool taking a hint. We have a lot of We have a lot of stuff left. Yeah, I think you guys still have eight strikes left if I’m not mistaken. We have Infinity Strikes. You have a So, infinity strikes. I forgot about that. Okay, you do have an active bull here. Oh, is Dunu? Yeah. Is that still here? IO is here. IO is here. He’s number seven. Okay, still in order. We’re still missing eight through 10. Yeah, let’s get another hint, but let’s keep it going. Yeah. Hey, why the hell not? One of these guys I would say is most memorable for being a head coach both in college and the NBA for the Chicago Bulls. What? Mhm. The only Bulls head coach I can even remember is Fred Hoyberg. That’s not a guess. Hoyberg played, didn’t he? Fred [ __ ] Hoyberg. Fred Hoyberg is correct. Oh, Fred Hoyberg is number nine on the list. What is this stat again? This is the shooting guards with the most points since MJ left the team. Top 10. He’s number nine. So, we have eight and 10 left. How long was Fred Hoyberg on the Bulls? He was with the Bulls for four years. Damn. Four good years. Let’s get another one. Yeah. Another one. You have a guy who absolutely was known as a bucket throughout his career. He was not a bull for long. Crawford. Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Jay Crossover is here. And now actually his number should be higher. They I guess have him classified as a point guard for most of his years. So but either way he’s on the list. And then your last one. H may have come up earlier and and maybe I said, “Huh, interesting. Wonder if we’ll see him again.” I know this one. And Pablo paid attention. Pablo glazed, I think, is the word you’re looking at. Pablo’s just scoffing at you guys for not having this in the bag ready to go. He wants us to rip Mark his fizer. Just some people don’t think ahead. So, hey, if I knew this off the top of my I’d be in a much worse mental state. There’s no way you know this. And you’re good to go up top. No, I I found out that feels super personal, Jack. I’m not going to lie. Feels like you’re aiming that one right at me. Well, I mean, that’s different. You know everything. And so because I have um mental problems. Well, yeah. Exactly. That’s kind of what Jack Isn’t that what Jack just said? That’s what I’m saying. If you know everything, it’s cool. If you only know about the Bulls, you’re [ __ ] up and weird. I really appreciate that. That makes me feel a lot better. Why did he tell us to remember, bro? Oh, I don’t know. Um, hint. I We have unlimited hints because we have Aura. So, this guy also played for the Denver Nuggets. Is it Tory Craig? Is not Tory Craig. That’s a diabolical game. That is pretty diabolical. But Clay Thompson stole Megan Stallion from him. This guy also played for the Celtics and the Magic and a couple other teams, but those are the teams I would think of. Who the hell? Nuggets. Celtics. Keith Bogens is He wants me to guess Keith Bogens. Bro, that’s not a guess. Is that a guess? I know Keith Bogens is not here because Keith Bogens played for the Nets. Big ups to Keith Bogens. Also, Spurs legend Keith Bogens. Oh man, this guy did go to the same college as Keith Bogens. I don’t know where people went to school. I’m not locked into college basketball. Pablo’s laughing. Neither one of you guys were alive to watch college basketball when this guy was playing. Ron Mercer. Ron Mercer is correct. Oh, okay. There you go. He’s had to stash it. Just had to stash in your pocket. We come away unscathed. Guys, I’m not going to lie. This is kind of a diabolical question, but I believe in you. I need you to tell me every sevenfooter to play at least a hundred games for the Bulls since 2000. Okay. Okay. Uh, a lot of big freaks. Ashik, is he seven feet? Yes. Big freaks. Uh, Lowry seven sevenfooter. Yes. Uh, Tyson Chandler, I believe, is a sevenfooter. Yes, Cameron Beerto is not. Shout out Cameron Barto. Uh, also Luke Cornett didn’t play 100 games for you guys, right? He was there pretty briefly. I don’t know. He was on the bench most of them. Uh, I think Cornet’s the first guy off this list. Well, play enough games. V, did you say Vu? I don’t think Vu is V a sevenfooter. I think he’s like 611. Yeah. Oh, really? Um, oh, really? That just makes him even worse. Public just can’t freaking believe it. Well, ah, I think Eddie Curry was a sevenfooter. Eddie Curry is here. Yep. You guys are just missing Eddie Curry is taller than V. He’s larger, but Eddie Curry. Two more notable Bulls. The Bulls wouldn’t be the first team I associate with them them with. Pow. POW is correct. Nice. Elton Brand was not a sevenfooter. Trying to think about other And there’s one more guy that is an absolutely diabolical answer. Absolutely freaking diabolical. Was Brad Miller seven feet or no shout out? I’ve always liked Brad Miller. That’s a good shout. Um I’m thinking about some of the recent bigs. Obviously Boozer is not, Joe Kim is not, Taj is not. Was Aaron Gray seven feet? Wow. No [ __ ] way, bro. I remember Aaron. Wow. Because when I would watch with my dad, he’d say, “Get Aaron Gray out there and have him hit him.” Like that was that was his strategy every game. He wanted him to just go and hit people. I’m not shocked that Pablo knew who that was. I’m shocked that he did it with no assist, bro. No hits. Good stuff. ISO Aaron Gray. I’m just remembering huge white freak that way. Pablo. That’s a good strategy. The huge white freaks are are are good to think about. This guy is not a huge white freak. He is kind of a freak, but he’s not a Caucasian. How many do we have left? Freak on or off. Freak on or off the court. Um, both. Okay. This guy played three seasons in Chicago. Was most likely paid handsomely for it. Was he was paid handsomely for it. Do you think it was Felicio Carson? Was he seven feet? I don’t think so. Oh, no. To the Bulls. He was traded to the Bulls. Well, we’re thinking about some of the big not. Truly. Truly. Um, I’d rather be tortured than Gallows. Let’s see. Who was on the three alphas team at at the bigs? What’s the three alphas team? You guys know Rondo Jimmy Wade, bro. Oh, we were talking about Uio was there. I’ll give you guys a free him. We were talking about Reggie Evans earlier, Carson. You made that video on uh social for us a while back and you were like, uhhuh. These guys have these unique traits, right? Reggie Evans, his unique trait. He’s an elite rebounder. This guy, I would say, has one kind of elite thing that he does. Also, this guy’s going to town on the windows behind me. the windows back there. Well, you want to make sure everything’s looking spotless for the pod. Are you high up or no? I’m high. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Right. No. Yeah, we’re on the We’re uh Let me give my address real quick. Pablo, what are you trying to do to me? Huh? I don’t know. I mean, lower on the ground floor. Now, we got a little look at the exterior. We got a little look at the interior. Geog don’t get the geogesser guy here because he probably could do it with just like this, you know? He probably could. [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] It’s all over for me. This guy, if I had to give him like 2K stats, I’d, you know, I’d be like, you know, 87 offensive rebound, 88 defensive rebound, but he’s got one attribute. A 96 97 offensive attribute. I’ll give you that. So, a great passer. Is that doubt? A great passing big I think we would think of super quickly. That’s so distinct. Do you know who Jack? Oh, he said no. He said I’m I’m fighting. I was literally about to go to the bathroom. My fault. My fault. Playing. Go piss, Jack. Go piss everywhere. I’m about to. Damn. Do it on the floor if you need to. Let’s just ask. Was this guy pre or post 2010? Post. Is this what Wait, Carson, was Nazi Muhammad 7 feet or no? I think Nazi Muhammad was a sevenfooter, but what would his A+ skill be? I don’t know. I don’t think he had one. Um, was was was Kurt Thomas a was he a special shooter or something? If you burn a hand, I can get a little more specific. All right, let’s let’s do it. I think we’ve got It’s a kind of shot. It’s a kind of like a hook. It’s got to be like a Well, Brook, but he wasn’t seven feet. Played for a ton of different teams. Wait, is it is Andre Drummond 7 feet Carson? No, he’s 610. Also, I’d give him like a Dminus hook shot. Yeah, because then I was like, “Oh, it could be offensive rebound.” Did we have Kurt and Tim Thomas or No, not at all. Yes, you guys did. You guys had the Thomas. The Does that match either one of Tyrus? And we had Tyrus. He wasn’t seven feet. You guys are thinking too early. This guy last played in 2023 with a team in the Central Division. Oh, this is Robin Lopez. It’s Robin Lopez on him for too long. I just saw a video of him running with Shaq in Phoenix. That’s crazy. Yeah, I completely forgot about him. That’s That’s a bad That’s a bad miss. Yeah. Well, hey, hey, we got there, but it did take us a minute. Let’s continue to the TV round. We’ll start off with your guys easy question. Can you name me three TV shows about horses? Like, Mr. Ed. Mr. for Ed Logan. That is correct. Logan’s favorite program. Bojack Horseman is also correct. Yes. But Logan grew up. This made my day. This made my day. I don’t know what the [ __ ] Mr. It was a talking horse. It was a talking horse. If you can even imagine something so Yeah. Seriously. Yeah. I didn’t know. Horses don’t talk in real life. Exactly. That’s not usually. That’s the bit though. It’s good. It’s pretty freaking hysterical. They talk. You just don’t speak their language. See, when I was a kid, we didn’t have like Direct TV or like satellite, so I had to just like I had to get TV shows with the antenna. And one of them we brought in was was Mr. Ed. [ __ ] banger. Nice. Oh, you you were you were into PBS Kids as well then, right? A ton. A ton, dude. Shout out to Cyberchase. Shout out to Liberty Kids. Hell yeah, bro. So, like horses are like the primary. Shout out to um The Wire. Shout out um shout out to uh different channel American Horror Story. I’ve never seen it, but wouldn’t wouldn’t have been great for Logan as a kid. Well, I just want to use my platform for good, Jack, if that’s okay with you. Just to promote something that like I’ve heard is okay, but I’ve never seen it. Uh I mean, American Horror Story, bro. What about like um American Horror Story? American Horror Story. That’s what I call this podcast. What’s that TV show with Kevin Cosmer? Uh Yellowstone. Yeah. Does Yellowstone count? What is it about it? I guess. I don’t count it. Uh, sure. Why not? Hey, there we go. I I mean, that’s pretty generous. Could I Could I hear some other ones on like the I didn’t have a My Little My Little Pony. Black Beauty back in the day was apparently a real popular show about horses. I kind of just wanted Logan to get to answer a question about Mr. Yeah, that fired me up. Yeah. All right, gentlemen. I’ve got a very simple one as well that Carson is actually in your wheelhouse. As passionate as I am about Mr. Ed, you’re passionate about the NBA. Can you guys tell me three TV shows with cameos from NBA players? Jesse with Chris Bos. Yes. Um, Sweet Life on Deck and uh, Static Shock. Who was on Static Shock? Shaq. Oh, wait. Who was on Sweet Life on Deck? Dwight. Dwight. Darren Williams. Mr. Mosby had an Allstar team with Mr. Mr. Mosby is Dwight Howard’s brother. Wow. Okay. I do remember Dwight being on it. Uh Rick Smith was on Parks and Wreck, wasn’t he? I mean, you guys have crushed this question. There’s a lot of Did Chris Paul go on Jesse, too? They Roy Hbert and Dead Shrimp were They both were. Oh, you’re right. I think it’s I think it was Dead Left Shrimp, not Rick Smith. Yeah, Roy Hbert and Miles Plumbley. Uh Chris was also declassified. Carmelo Anthony is in the shoot. He was um C cat was on Lab Rats or something. Disney XD show. Kyrie was on Kareem was in a bunch of stuff, too. Holy [ __ ] Pablo was cooking. I’ve I did a video on this a couple years ago. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Wow. Beautiful. Hey. Hey. That was pretty fun, huh guys? We having fun. You having a good time? Dominating like dominating. All right, your medium question. Can you name me the top five highest rated fictional fulllength TV series on IMDb? I’m so glad you are. Are these live action or not? Not exclusively. Damn. I’m going to have to call an Audible. Well, well, well. Well, I mean, mostly. Yeah, but there’s one animated is what you’re saying. There’s one animated. Okay. Oh, is it like western animation? We’re not getting into like anime here. It is western animation. I’m cheating. I have the list in front of me. This is a Jack ISO special. Um, so it’s breaking back. Dude, we wrote down the exact same question. Oh, really? Damn. We are [ __ ] our neural link is working today. It’s been malfunctioning recently. We’ve been having different thoughts. Now we’re back to how we should. It’s probably because of our physical proximity because when we’re so close it works at this range. All right. It’s a Jack iso. Breaking Bad is number one. Okay. Is the Sopranos here? Yes, indeed. Number four is the wire here. Number two. Oh, I’m trying to think the animation one. Um, I believe it was our child. I believe that like if you were Yes. came out when we were kids all over the TV in like the early like 2000s. If you would have seen ads for it. Yeah, it was it was Is it like a children’s show? But but yes, it is. But people love it and swear by it as adults. Oh man. Um and you know and that doesn’t make you a freak. It doesn’t make you a freak just one of the most perfect shows ever made. Says Pablo with a wink and a smile. No, with a still face. A still face with an indecipherable. Am I getting hint? Like if I asked Logan for a is that counting? Yeah, that counts. You can ask me for a hint. Okay. Well, I want I want a hint about the animated show then. All right, I’ll give you a hint. It shares its name with another one of the most popular pieces of media of all time that is entirely unrelated and is a movie. What? Oh, that is I mean I’m sure it is, but like the same with Robin Lopez telling me about a hook shot is [ __ ] give it away. Oh man. Okay, so I did The Wire, Breaking Bad, The Sopranos. Mhm. I feel like I’m missing one like like a obvious liveaction one. Is Madman here? Top. Madman is not here. Okay. That’s frustrating cuz it should be. It really should. It’s a good It’s a good shout. It’s a good shout. Well, you should get some years. You should ask for years. Oh, that’s not a bad idea. Do you want years that the live action show ran? Yeah, sure. The liveaction show ran from 2011 to 2018. 2019. Very popular. Oh, is it uh is that Game of Thrones? Game of Thrones is correct. Yeah. So now you got two strikes left. I feel like it was Game of Thrones was amazing until the end. Madman’s good all the way through. I don’t know what to tell. I’m looking forward to that. I’m looking forward to that. Hey man, I’m not picking a side. How many people have We’ve got strikes left, right? We’ve got two. I want another I’ll give you one. I got you. Okay. Okay. Assist from the teammate will allow it. Nickelodeon the most. I don’t know if that’s as good of a hint as as Yeah. Um, the most popular Nickelo am I like am I overthinking this? I feel like Yeah, for sure. Spongebob. No, no, no. It Oh, are we counting that as a guess? I don’t feel like that was that was said that was said. That’s up to you, Jack. Was that a guess? I feel like it’s not as synonymous as like Carson, get ignored, by the way. Um, I just got totally ignored. on my own podcast, by the way. It’s like here, I can give you the I’ll give you the the exact years. Oh, yeah. Why don’t we give him unlimited hints? Aura. The guy’s got aura. At some point, he’s got to freaking pull. Whoa. Okay, hold on. I’m being mogged. Nickelodeon 05 through08. I still feel insane. Like, I can’t. So, what I’ll say, what I’ll say, what I’ll say, Jack, and maybe this tripped you up. It is not really western style animation. Oh, Avatar the Last Air Bender. Okay. Oh my god. Yeah. On a technicality, it’s western, but yes. Uh well, yeah, cuz it’s English, but yeah, it’s American made, but I see. Yeah. All right. That was the right You said the right thing. It is western. Yeah. So, I asked a very similar question. I’ve called a little bit of an audible. I was going to ask you guys the top five liveaction TV shows by highest rating. So, instead, we’re going to go with the inverse of that. Can you tell me the top five highest rated animated TV series by IMDb? How many are that is number one anime? Almost all of them. I would say actually only one Attack on Titan. I think that is that is the one. That’s it. So the rest if people knew Ball they would have the Looney Tunes show. That’s not the original Looney Tunes. Also great, but they they would have the more modern take, the Looney Tunes show, in which Daffy Duck is sort of a a sassy roommate of Bugs. Uh, that’s great television. I think these are some really good choices, though. Number two I’ve never watched, though. They’re not adult animation, are they? Any of them? There’s a couple. I think the last two on here would count. The second one, I think, is like a kid show. How are there not more anime? Like, I thought Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood would be there. I thought a [ __ ] ton Hunter Hunter. There’s so many that I that I thought would have at least been in the conversation. Is Bojack Horseman one of That’s a That’s got to be here. It’s not correct. Oh, Rick and Morty, I bet is here. Yes. Oh, ew. Oh, before the fall off. Before the fall off. Peak peak Rick and Morty’s fun. That’s just crazy that it’s like here. No. Logan mentioned that we used to have the Morty doll. Dude, I loved Rick and Morty. And then there was an episode, I think it was like two years ago that literally like I turned off the show and I never turned it on again. It was so bad. It was it was the Numericans episode if anybody’s seen it. And like the entire bit was basically that they were like people who are numbers and everything was like a pun about numbers and they were waring against the letter people and it was it was just probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And I said I think I’m good. I think I’m good going forward. Okay. Are do wait how many do we have left? Two left. Do you think do any of them have high volume? Is any That’s what I was gonna ask. Like Do you think The Simpsons is here, Pablo? I gotta think it’s too much volume for The Simpsons and Family Guy and Spongebob. I feel like I know both of them. What’s the What’s the volume? Oh, now Jack knows. I watch way more. I mean, yeah, I feel more comfortable with animated stuff. Okay. I mean, let’s think, you know, let’s think about some some that the people really like. People love Adventure Time. People love The Regular Show. I don’t know if they’re that high up, though. Are these children’s or adult shows, Logan? One of them is a children’s show for sure that is I’ve never watched, so I I can’t speak to it. The other one I have watched and there are different versions and there’s a lot of media about this character, but this in my opinion is the the best one animated. We got sort of a franchise here. This is something with major motion. Major motion. Major motion, definitely. Okay. So, which would the kids I would think Adventure Time would be my guess too for the kids one, you know, but I’ve got such a reaction. Well, Logan told me yesterday that he has been watching some Adventure Time recently with his sister. So, that is Adventure Time bangs, regular show bangs, and uh Amazing World of Gumball kind of bangs, bro. I’m not going to lie. Do not in my guess, but Carson and I bang hot chicks. Okay, nice. I’m going to tell your girlfriend. Is Steven Oh god, now I’m in the doghouse. Could Steven Universe be here somehow? Hell no. That show sucks. I thought that’s what you were saying. That’s like grandpa, man. By being like, I’ve never seen it. I’ve never universe. The only reason Shower on here, let’s get Flapjack on here. Let’s get uh Fanboy and Chumchum on here. I’ve heard people say that this is a good show that aren’t kids. I just personally have never watched it. I’m looking at the list right now. I would never guess either of these. These are really Yeah. Like I thought it was a Regular Show and Adventure Time and way off base. Well, big time franchise. This pro is it? But it’s not. He’s not Scooby-Doo. Could that be in play? Carson that based on the fact that Logan just said, I’m gonna say no. Is it warm? Is it retro like that? Like an old timey character? He’s been around for sure since like the ‘ 50s60s. He is Okay. All right. All right. So, it’d be hard to pin down a Mickey Mouse show that’s there. I agree. You know, Clubhouse was like, don’t forget they’ve made movies with this, too. Most of them, the movies are live action. There’s been a bunch of them, I think, since 2000. Only since 2000? No. No. I mean, they they had guys in the 90s play them. Um, they had a live action show in the 60s play this guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. This is Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes, yes, this is going to be Batman the animated series for that. That’s exactly correct. Wait, which of the [ __ ] love is that? 92 to 95. Wait, I wonder if on a similar vibe, do you think that Teen Titans might be here? Cuz people love that show. The original Teen Titans went so hard and Teen Titans Go wasn’t bad, but like Okay, so the [ __ ] hella silly. So, we have one left and this is the one that you would describe as children’s show or you wouldn’t describe as children’s show. Again, I haven’t seen it, so I think it’s a children’s show. Um, okay. It’s about a dog. I’ll give you that. An animated dog. Dog with a blog was a live action show. Krypto the Super Dog didn’t have those kinds of rap. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, no, no. It can’t be Paw Patrol. People love Paw Patrol. Oh my god. You know what? I bet it is Bluey. It’s Bluey. Good pull. Oh, well done. Little kids love Bluey. I’ve heard it. I’ve heard from adults it’s good, too. Like the parents the parents like the show, too. That’s good. That’s good. Wow. Okay. I have kind of a cartoon related question, so we can stick with the vibe in that sense. For your hard question, can you name me the 10 most iconic cartoon characters ever? Oh god. Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny is number two. Mickey Mouse. Number one. Okay. Um, Spongebob. You guys are cooking. Number three. Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo is number six. handed that one to him last round. Scooby-Doo was just not on my radar before that. Pablo. Hey, Pablo. You didn’t know. It’s not your fault. Carson, can I ask are these all exclusively animated characters? They are cartoon characters, but exclusive. Have they been CGI? Yeah, they’re all animated. Mhm. Um I don’t I don’t even really know what you mean. Like is are you talking about some sort of humanoid like cartoon hybrid brought to life freak? Someone has played them in a live action like remake was kind of what I’ve been asking. Like Greg Heley is cartoon and human. He’s cartoon. He’s cartoon in the book. Okay. It’s pretty straightforward, man. Just cartoon characters. Uh like TV cartoon characters is do we have like universe repeats on here? Like multiple people? That’s a fair question. That’s a fair question. And yes, that is eligible. Okay. To happen. Is Daffy Duck here? Daffy Duck is number eight. Good pull. I love Daffy. He just makes me chuckle. I want to rip Homer, but I don’t know what this is ranking. I think Homer’s hilarious. Homer’s number four. Wow. Really? What about Peter? Is Peter here? Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter. Not here. Okay. Whoa. Oh my god. Doesn’t have that kind of motion. Sorry. Sorry. That’s [ __ ] up. What numbers do we have left? Oh, you are missing five, seven, nine, and 10. Five, seven, nine. And you’ve got nine strikes left. I don’t feel like Morai and Riby are I don’t feel like Finn or Jake have that kind of motion. Lowkey, Jake might. I feel like Jake’s crazy. Jake’s probably the best guess. I like that we’re measuring cartoon characters motion. Jake’s got crazy motion. Oh my god. Uh Johnny, I wanted to rip Johnny Bravo. I don’t know. [ __ ] There’s like a whole Yeah, there’s like a whole generation that we haven’t even looked at yet. Uh I Do you want a hint or do you want to do we want to take a guess? Let’s take a hint. What do you got? What do I got in terms of a hint? I’ll tell you what I’ve got. One of these characters does originate from an anime. Who’s the most Naruto? Maybe. Oh. Oh. Uh it could be that or it could be Goku. Oh yeah, I like that guess better actually. Let’s do Goku. It is not Goku. I I actually probably know the answer. Is it Naruto? No, you guys are going Naruto. Think you’re going down the wrong track. Is it Pikachu? It is Pikachu. Oh, okay. Nice. Oh, that’s actually not who I was thinking. Yeah, giant [ __ ] [ __ ] over there talking. Who are you thinking? Who are you thinking, Pablo? Wait, is it over? No, but they’re not. There’s only one from an anime and it was Pikachu. We’ve got six. I thought I thought it might have been Hello Kitty. Okay, San Rio. Six strikes left. You are missing numbers nine and seven and five. Let’s get a hint. Yeah, number five is actually a duo. They’re counted here together. Have we already named this duo? Is it Shaggy and Scooby? Scooby’s already You guys already got Scooby. Oh, okay. Duo, so so I won’t count that. It’s not It’s not gonna be like Batman and Robin or like I’m trying to think. It’s like Cat Dog or some [ __ ] like that, you know? Um if that was five, I’d be I’d be upset. Fanboy and Fanboy and Chumchum. You guys got Fanboy and Chumchum in your top five? That show freaked me out so weird. That was like a whole Cuz that and uh Mr. Meaty I was thinking about the other day. Do you guys remember that show? No. It was like uh two puppets that worked at a fast food stand at the mall and it was like sounds horrible like gore animation borderline for like I used to love the graphic. I remember Flapjack would do that and I I did not watch but like every once in a while you see it just like these super graphic zoom. I think Spongebob kind of started that cuz Spongebob would do that too where like you know they’d go from fun animation to like something super wilted and disturbing. But I remember Jack just unlocked a memory that I did not I do remember that show. I did not remember what it was called. It had a great theme song, but the show was disgusting. Yeah. Like literally the whole show was like those Flapjack closes animation style. Yes. Oh, I remember seeing these [ __ ] I never saw an episode of this, but yeah, that’s such disturbing animation. Can we get a about the other ones? Fresh off the grill. So come loves the freaking where friends meet to eat. Um, these two, I mean, just among the most iconic enemies of all time, literally eternally battling. Not Cosmo and Wanda. No. Cosmo and Wanda, one of the great power couples of all time. Me and Logan Camden. One of the great power couples of all time. I was thinking about Lightyear and Woody or like It’s from TV though, right? It’s from TV. Oh, that’s right. That’s right. It’s from TV. The biggest enemies in TV. Um, WY Coyote and Roadrunner. Is that it? Not correct, but a really good guess. Wy Coyote is just off this list. He’s number 14. I mean, when I think of Smoke, Tom and Jerry. It’s Tom and Jerry. Tom and Jerry. That’s a great correct. I just had to think about beef when I really thought about two dudes who hated each other. They really, really do hate each other. So, we’re just missing any or was that the duo? You just got that was the duo. We got villains now. Now you’re missing two. Seven and nine. If you want more hints, I believe you guys just have four strikes left. I’ll take another one. Yeah, let’s do it. One of these guys. The cartoon started a long time ago back in 1960 and the show is set longer ago. of the um Flintstones specifically. Fred Fred Flintstone is correct. Okay. And now he doesn’t have many much motion these days, does he? What? That’s motion. You come up with a catchphrase like that, you’re set for life. I think I think he’s washed to be honest. I don’t think kids know who Fred Flintstone is. No, you’re right. I don’t think they do either, but he had a hell of a run. Yeah, hell of a run. This guy also more of a throwback, but h Just a sad fella. To guess Eeyore from Winnie. I was thinking Eeyore. It would be crazy if he was the number one guy from the Poo Fair univer. Did none of the Winnie the Pooh guys make it? Uh well, they’re considering guessing one of them, so I don’t know if I want to spoil. I don’t know. There’s no way there. Who are other sad characters? Let’s think about it for a sec. Because like Eeyore quintessentially is, but that is shock. I’m kind of down to How many strikes do we have? Three left, I’d say. I’m kind of down to rip it, honestly. Okay, let’s do it. It’s not Eeyore. This guy isn’t quite as sad as Eeyore. Maybe I misled you there because Eeyore is really really really sad. He’s a very sad fellow. This this this guy, he’s a kid and he’s pretty sad, you know, but he ends up being okay. He’s not like Eeyore where he eternally just wants to kill himself. But this guy, you know, he comes on some hard luck from time to time. I’m thinking about like Caillou. I don’t Caillou is not really that sad. I love this guy. This guy is lovable. You may be around the holidays. You think of this guy. Oh, is it Charlie Brown? It’s Charlie Brown. That makes sense. That makes sense. He is kind of sad. I guess he’s always hanging his head. He’s always got him down. I mean, dude, if that [ __ ] pulled the football on you that many times, I’d be kind of sad, too. I’m just saying, bro. Little play action’s illegal these days. Yeah, bro. Charlie Brown gets up and is just incredibly misogynistic to see. Shut the [ __ ] you [ __ ] You’re [ __ ] up. Oh, man. Apparently, if Logan was writing the character, I would have crashed out on her. I would have been crashed out on her, man. Snoopy’s just sitting on top of his dog house and next thing you know, Charlie’s got a drinking problem and he’s uh he’s not so nice to women. Okay. All right, gentlemen. This one’s pretty straightforward. I need you to tell me every TV show to amass at least 20 seasons. Holy [ __ ] Wow. Okay. Um just just for a second going back, Charlie Brown is more famous than Snoopy. According to this list, they have Snoopy just off at number 13. That’s I made the list. Tounes Mag. Do you get any better than Tounes Mag on a topic like this? I don’t think so. Send some send some hate to Tounes Mag. Yeah, let’s go. Let’s go raid their raid their comments. Guys, please send a bomb threat to Tounes Mag. How many How many shows do we have here? You have got eight shows. The Simpsons number one 36 in counting. Yeah, I was watching a Simpsons episode on a plane the other day and I had to stop because that [ __ ] Loki had me tearing up, bro. It was kind of sad. Wait, didn’t they kill Marge? Did they just kill Marge? I thought I saw that headline somewhere. I feel like anything that happens in this. Meanwhile, Meanwhile, Meanwhile, Meanwhile, Meanwhile, Meanwhile, she’s like, “Homie, why did you kill me?” Is that was a great Carson? Homie, why did you kill me? Impress impressions are kind of my thing. That was more like Patty and Selma. Well, I could do I could do I could do a home or two. Don’t Is it animated only or live action? These are So, there’s three animated shows. You guys already have one of them. Uh, Family Guy has been done seasons, right? And South Park’s done 20 seasons. Not South Park, actually. That’s crazy. I just got totally [ __ ] and owned. Um, Gunsmoke, is that there? No [ __ ] bro. Pablo’s in his bag right now. Because the Simpsons broke their record. That’s the only reason I know what that is. Fire me up in all the right ways. All time nerd moments. Aaron Gray in Gunsmoke Polls. No hints is [ __ ] crazy, man. Pablo like Pablo’s like that. All right, let me ask you a couple and you tell me what you think about these. Pablo, it’s always sunny in Philadelphia. Are they at 20 seasons? They’re pretty [ __ ] close. Carson, I’m going to give you South Park. That is correct. I don’t know why it’s not on this list. That is a bonus point. Bonus point. And uh the other one that I was thinking about is Grey’s Anatomy. Do you think they’re at 20 seasons? I think they are. I’d say Grey’s Anatomy. Always Sunny. I’m less sure about Always Sunny might be 18, 19. Are they 05? Do they go back to ’05? I I think so. They might. I don’t know if they ever took a year off. Is what about is was MASH a show or is that MASH had the most viewed finale of all time but it didn’t run that long? Whoa, let me ask you something. This has to be a scripted show, right? We aren’t kind of like Jeopardy, are we? Or we have all gone on forever. Oh, do do soap opers count? Soap opers are not counting in this one. Okay, because we would have this list would be like 10 10 shows more, I think. Let’s guess Grey’s Anatomy. Grey’s Anatomy is correct. Guys, is um wait did do we think to Spongebob? Are they at 20 yet or no? Because they go back to the 90 days. But how was there was there time in between seasons? I think that’s a good enough guess to let it rip. Spongebob isn’t here, but I believe Spongebob is correct. So this list has Spongebob is 16. Wow. Wait, how many are animated? Cuz there’s some like you guys only have one more animated show cuz some probably don’t count because like Pokemon it’s hard. There’s a lot of shows with different versions like 20 different versions. That’s you know you got a million different [ __ ] Looney Tunes versions. So one continuous Yeah. You have one more animated show and then two shows that are almost the exact same. There’s a little switch. Are they old timey? No. They’re you got you guys got all the the big oldtimer was Gunm Smoke. Let’s go. These are all 1990s and on 90s almost the exact same, but there’s one little switch. You would You’re going to know it once you get there. Okay. They were both still on air. Oh, really? Okay. So, none of the big sitcoms. Um, still it’s missing four shows, one of them animated, and then the three others are all in this genre. I’m about to guess some [ __ ] but you tell me what you think. It’s either going to be an NCIS or a CSI or a [ __ ] Chicago Fire. One of those Chicago stuff is newer, so it’s not Yeah, I think it’s probably NCIS or CSI, but they do them in all these different cities. Oh, that’s true. Oh, Law It’s got to be Lawn. Oh, Law and Order. You’re right. Law and Order is 100% here. So, NCIS is here. Law and Order is here. Oh, nice. There’s one more. I just need like three more words out of you guys. NCIS NC. Hawaii 50. No, it’s Law and Order. They lost us far. Oh, Law and Order Special Victims Unit. Yes. Yeah. And so you guys are now Wait, there’s two separate versions of Law and Order here or or Oh, you just needed it to get the the list or it was both Law and Order and Law and Order SV. You guys are missing one animated show. I’m going to be honest, this is probably one of my least favorite of like this kind of animated show. It’s like is it adult animation? Family Guy. Like I like those. This one is Okay. Uh did her go that long? Oh, future drama did go a long way. Bobby, god damn it, Bobby. God damn it, Bobby. Yeah, that’s a good one. I mean, I feel like we’re in the right range, right? Robot Cleveland show was very shortlived. Robot Chicken. I loved the Cleveland show, man. I could watch a Cleveland show. I mean Oh, you don’t think it’s American Dad, do you? American Dad’s been going on for a while, but that kind of built itself off of Family Guy. I think it took a while uh to get that started. So, it’s probably just short. It might be one of the ones. What What did you say first? The The I forget everything the second it comes out of my mouth. I believe you guys have like six strikes remaining, too. Oh, yeah. We’re We’re [ __ ] cash money. Um, what’ you say before King of the Hill? Oh, Futurama. We’ll blow F. You think it’s Futurama Futurama? All right, let’s guess it. It’s not Futurama. Okay, it’s a good guess. I like Futurama, too. Futurama was good. Go send hate mail to Futurramama. Yeah, you guys I will say you guys have named the show. Oh, damn. Okay. Is it King of the Hill? It’s not King of the Hill. [ __ ] A. [ __ ] a. Is it American Dad? Is it American Dad? It is American Dad. That’s the list. Wow. That’s crazy. Jack, do you have time to do the tiebreaker or should we wrap this up? Sure. Let’s do Let’s do it. Let’s do it. All right. All right. I’m going to super quick randomize. We’re given the Bulls number one and we’re given the Nuggets number two. Oh god. And it is the Bulls. Now we’re going to randomize position one through five. We are doing Bulls point guards. That might be the worst pull of all time. That might be the worst category ever. We also have to name Bulls point guards. Yes, we are going in a rotation. Okay. And it is going to be last man standing. The fix is in. Uh, I did not see a I didn’t get a camera on the wheel and we have Bulls point guards as you know what I think I’m actually out of time. You guys We’ll take a forfeit. We’ll take a win however we can get it. God damn. Hey, he doesn’t like open borders. That’s just who cars. That’s what he’s been saying all episode. You guys fine. You guys just can’t accept that I’m a funloving individual who loves everybody. Wants everybody to be happy, wellfed, well bathed. Mhm. And so you know what, Jack, [ __ ] you. You’re starting us off. Name a Bulls point guard. Rashan Rondo. Okay, correct on a technicality. Pablo, Derek Rose, Norm Van Leer, good pull. Reggie Theus. Nice. Uh, Steve Kerr, Josh Giddy, John Paxton. Wow, that’s where I was about to go. BJ Armstrong, Kobe White, Kirk Hinrich. Does IO Dunlu count? Sure. Well, I don’t see why we wouldn’t count him. I will take Chris Duhan. Lonzo’s kind of there for a while. Um, he functioned as a wing. Uh, Ron Harper played the for them, correct? Yeah. I’ll take uh Oh, I think he might have been Chris Dunn played for the Bulls, right? Yes, he did. I’m gonna take a great throwback guy Rogers. Uh Jay Williams. Good poll. 11 games. Uh what’s his name? John Paxton. I already said John. Oh, you did. Am I eliminated or do I have to come up with a new one? You are eliminated sadly because we got to keep this thing going. So, Jack, I have more in my bag. All right, Jack. I’ll text you all mine. Okay. Thanks, Pablo. Is it Logan now? I think it’s on Logan, right? Uh, Gorand Dragage. Oh, yeah. Alex Caruso. Oh, man. Jamal Crawford. We’ll count it. Why not? Hey, I need it. I’m gonna take a way throwback Bob Weiss. You guys remember Bob Weiss? He could be making these up, guys. Did Logan want to fact back check it? Um, I’m Flounder. Uh, [ __ ] The only guy I can think of is Jordan Crawford. I don’t even know if Jordan Crawford played for the Bulls. He did not play for the Bulls. That is the Jamal Crawford Association. Oh, [ __ ] Get eliminated cuz I’m taking Sataronski. Damn. Pab Pablo’s the only Have you guys read Jiujutsu Kaisen here? I’ve watched. No, my girlfriend has. I’ve watched. Yeah. Well, in the manga upcoming, uh, Sukuna’s fighting the whole world pretty much. And there’s this guy, uh, is it Kusakab who he’s just like a random he he’s not qualified to be here, but he has to fight God. Uh, that’s how I feel going up against Carson in trivia. Thanks, man. That actually means a lot. Carson, uh, your girlfriend hasn’t read it because there’s no gojo. Oh, is that an animal? That’s a live animal back there. That’s my dog, Teddy. It’s a wild animal that wandered in. Obviously, she didn’t decorate your masterful way to buy time. This is a hell of a hell of a filibuster. It’s not like It’s cuz I’m not I’m not thinking, can I get triple triple double Michael Jordan hair? Can I get when they play? That’s true. That’s true. You could get a You could get You could get an early point guard in Michael Gordon’s career. He played at the point. I don’t know what you want from me. You know what? I’ll give it to you. And I’ll take that point guard. I’ll take Sam Vincent. Oh yeah. Tip of my tongue was Sam Vincent. I was right there. I figured you had to have him right there. Dude, this is the worst possible wheel spin we ever could have got. This is it’s it’s whatever. You know, I could keep going so long. Pegging Pablo, what you got, man? What you got? Uh uh my own teammate is now going to battle me. Sure. Do you want me to? Jack, you you’re the one who has to go here. But I’m taking Pablo. We’re pinch hitting Pablo. Yeah, Jack, you have to go. So, I have to take your Yeah. Uh Pablo can take my place cuz I’m not I feel like it’s better entertainment value. All right. Yeah. A little little showdown. All right. CJ Watson. That’s a good one. All right. Well, then I’m going to rip another modern Bulls point guard to play defense. Nate Robinson. DJ Austinine. Wow. That DJ Augustine with the Bulls. That was a brief time. Let me get uh Clem Haskins. John Lucas III. He was just dunked on by LeBron. A [ __ ] bad. That’s a good one. That’s a good one. Let me get throwbacks, baby. Flynn Robinson. Uh, let’s go. Aaron Brooks. Damn. That’s a good one. Let me get Randy Brown. Did you save Fizer earlier, Carson? Fizer is not a point guard. Oh, shoot. Okay. Um, let’s see. Holy [ __ ] I just realized there’s such a big one left out there. There’s a big one left out there. Um, Rondo. Did anyone say Rondo said you you already said Clem Haskins Carson, so I mean the big fish is out. No, the big one. Can I take this as the finishing blow? Cuz now I’m playing my own teammate. Kirk Hinrich. Nobody had said Kirk Hinrich yet. Somebody did. Really? I don’t think so. Guys, run the tape back on that. And if Pablo said it, we’ll have to run the tape back on wins down below. And if Pablo wins, we win because Pablo You guys are against open borders. We love open borders. Evil Republicans people love open borders. level strict class system delineation. I want I want to be able to tell some person’s classes by looking at them and then I want to be mean to him based off that. Okay. And that makes you know what a good amount of sense, Pablo. And I think you have a podcast where you talk about that so much. That’s how the world works, guys. Well, thank you guys for coming on teaching us about how the world works. Oh, yeah. No, go ahead and plug your podcast. Like I wasn’t about to do it. Like I wasn’t about to say everybody go. We have a fascist podcast where we talk about class systems and how we think different things should be broken down in society and every NBA team every week if you’re subscribed to the Patreon. Well, fascism is incredibly popular these days. So, I’m sure the pot is thriving. Uh, but we so we’re we might steer into the fascism a little bit. We are economically left, socially left, physically and when it comes to physics or astronomically we are hardcore right conservative and talk me through that. What does that entail? So we side with the church the earth the earth uh everything revolves around the earth. It doesn’t revolve around the sun. Yes, we are not helioentrists here. Absolutely not. Right. And it is ridiculous that some people actually believe that we go around the sun. Guys, please go to the State of the League Patreon. We are one of the top 500 Patreon podcasts in the world. We’re right behind a German one. So, guys, check that out. We have we’re we’re over 800 strong now. You guys are fans of Nerd Sesh. You’re nerdy freaks. You know, you need you need an outlet. We have a Discord server full of 800 freaks just like you fascist. So, how about you go meet link up and build with those freaks? State of the State of the League Patreon. Meet up at Pablo’s house next year. No. All right, guys. Don’t That sounds great. If there’s a Discord channel where they they’re making plans to meet up at my house, report it back to me and we’ll get it shut down. So, well, that sounds just lovely. I’m subbing immediately. This sounds like an opportunity I can’t miss. Guys, I just love to look at your bathtub. Don’t sub through the Apple do separately. Yeah, if you’re going to subscribe, unironically, go on to like go to the library and get on a computer if you have to. If you go through your phone, it’s $2.50 more for No, we don’t get it at all. We don’t see any of that. And then they hold the $5 that we do get. They hold it for 75 days for no reason. Let’s do something about this, guys. Use our platform for change. I think through more fascist policies, we can get this changed. That’s my vision for a better America. Threaten a judge. This was nerd sesh. This has been nerd sesh. Go immediately to that threat. Well, listen, at the end of the day, that’s what we’re about here at Nerd Sesh. Thank you guys for coming on. I mean, Jack, hopefully we’re getting you out of here with enough time and uh everybody can now go listen to your guys podcast as they make the way to their cooking classes. So everybody go check out State of the League. Go subscribe to their Patreon. And if you want, check us out here at Nerds. You know where to find us. So it’s a win for uh Did we What was our name? Pablo. The The Ocean Gate Titans Submersible. The Ocean Gate Titans Immersible. Thank you very much. We are now undefeated in this trivia season. Who was a loss for? Who was it? It’s a loss for you guys, the Freaks. Whatever you were, the freak losers or something like that. The The We had a name. But why are you putting us in that box? Well, because you guys are fascist freaks. Pablo just I just find it kind of funny. Yeah, it’s funny. What would you like the freaks? Because Pablo and I are extremely cool. We have it factor. People often look at us and they say, “Oh, yeah, that guy’s got it.” And it’s not something you can quantify. The French have a term for for it. It’s a sequa. And we have that. We have things that you couldn’t possibly seems racist. It seems racist to me. Honestly, it seems just kind of a little racist to me. Maybe the team’s name was Open Borders, by the way. So Oh, they they lost because you guys Yeah, you guys have open borders for me to storm in and [ __ ] take your castle and dominate. Damn. Damn. On that note, I’ve been Carson Brabber. I’ve been Logan Camden. Say it, guys. Oh, we do too. I’ve been I’ve been Yokosart aka Jack and this was Nerd Sash.

The nerds are joined by Jokic Joestar and Pablo Escoball of the State of the League podcast for another trivia crossover, diving into the illustrious history of the Denver Nuggets and the depressing recent history of the Chicago Bulls, then measuring which TV cartoon characters have the most motion.

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22 Comments

  1. Carson: I'm currently fighting demons of unprecedented size and malice😁
    Pablo: I'm scared
    Logan: Jay Huff?

  2. I will NOT stand the Steven Universe slander from Logan. Its one of the greatest animated shows ever and everyone Ive met who's watched it all the way through agrees

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