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Jeff Teague CLARIFIES VIRAL LeBron James clip saying he was on STEROIDS with Miami Heat | Club 520



Jeff Teague CLARIFIES VIRAL LeBron James clip saying he was on STEROIDS with Miami Heat | Club 520

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All right, man. We back. Another episode of Club 520 podcast. I’m your host. My name is DJ Wells. To my far left, we got my dog Bishop Being out the pearlies. How you want, Nasty? I guess I’m good, man. Y’all y’all doing a lot today. Hey, you know my boy stretched out when he went to the black forces with the black lasers. I mean, I ain’t swap him out, bro. It’s been a long day thanks to Jeff Teague. Why me? And it started yesterday. Why me, bro? When he posted, he first of all, he never post on his page. So, for him to go out of his way to make an actual post, that’s not bro. I didn’t do that, bro. I just accepted the collab. That was Mike. No, bro. I seen it still had Tik Tok in the corner, bro. I’m like, “Oh, he screen recorded.” I’m like, “Hold on.” It got That was That was sent to us. Yeah. But I’m like, “Why you posted though?” Like, “No, Mike said, “Ace the collab.” He and I accepted a collab. That ain’t how the collabs work. I be seeing the collabs. That ain’t how they work. You just was notified. Oh, okay. So, you bring your your artist for this? Shout out to Mike. That’s what that’s what y’all doing, Mike? Everybody blame me for anything right now. I just [ __ ] I did it. Shout out to Shout out to the gang to my right. My dog, Young Nacho, Young Teague, how you what? Whoop. I had to wear Jordans today cuz Kobe hate me and LeBron. So said I guess I go with the mics. Yeah. On the way in. You know what I’m saying? Some black trucks outside. I’m happy we can still podcast, man. Listen, bro. We was on your clutch for two weeks, man. Man, they didn’t kick me off the clutch, bro. Listen, bro. It was a joke, bro. Like what what did they miss, bro? Hey, now before we even get to that, who do we have on the show? Whoever was from Clutch and they was just like, “Yeah, I had to double check to see if he was actually on the roster.” Was that Alicia? Yeah, Alicia Gra. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like they like, “It’s not I’m not on clutch sports.” And definitely after this, I would never get another clutch opportunity cuz y’all take everything out of context. We were literally giving LeBron praise how dominant he was. Yeah. Y’all wasn’t really watching the show. And I I mean that’s why [ __ ] get clipped up though. Like we go ahead. We was saying he was so dominant. This your post was saying we were saying we was saying he was so dominant that like bro you 280 running that fast bro. I’m like bro he was on steroids bro. Yeah. And that was a real storyline though. I mean but I was joking cuz if I knew that people like how did you know he was on steroids? I didn’t know. I don’t know. I don’t care cuz if he was and I knew I would have told that [ __ ] give me something. I would have been I would have tapped in I would have been 63 285 too [ __ ] running like a Mac truck. Like if you had a recipe there would be no club 52. No, I wish I had the recipe. Like matter of fact, if you got some, bro, tap in the remix. I already make a comeback. [ __ ] Me, John Walton, and all of us. [ __ ] We trying to get you too old. You going to fall apart. [ __ ] it. You know what I’m saying? Hey, listen. The steroid league is on the way. Listen, listen, bro. I couldn’t believe. Well, only reason I even knew about is cuz my dad, he was like, “You trying to get us killed?” What are you talking about? I think I did something crazy. I woke up, my phone was a laugh, bro. I really thought something happened. I did too. When my dad said, “You trying to get us killed?” I’m like, “What are you talking about?” Cuz it was all social media [ __ ] And I’m like, “Damn.” They like, “You said something about Brian.” I was like, “What?” I literally didn’t know. I’m like, “What did I say about Brian?” He like, “Something about steroids.” Yeah. That wasn’t even like the time show for either. The fact that Coach Te hit you about this is hilarious. Yeah. I was like, I just made a joke that he good. Like he was so good and so strong, much faster than everybody. I was like, that [ __ ] had to be on steroids. And he was like, well, people think you think you know that he’s on steroids. I’m like, man, I don’t know that, man. Like, I’ve never seen that man do nothing. I was like, I just said that he went out for two weeks and he came back a superhuman. I I hate it got taken it that way, but I understand too because like the [ __ ] that you tell about the NBA, it always followed by videos and [ __ ] like that. So, you got to look at that side of it, too. Yeah, but I don’t know Brian. The funny understood, but they just killed us for saying we glazed Braun too much. Yeah. Oh, thanks. Now we hate with Braun. Now I hate Bra. Yeah, they told me you a Braun hater. Y’all just told me I They said we love We signed the clutch. We sold our soul. I still love Braun. Braun still the greatest one of the greatest players ever to me. But I was joking. We were literally But it’s okay. I don’t give a [ __ ] Hey man, we here now. We never going to get all the Braun Soldier deal. Yeah, I was I was just about to get some new bronze too and hooping them. But now you’re under arour soldier. Come on. [ __ ] it. I’m wearing Stephs now. What Dom say? Don’t wear them in the club. I just couldn’t believe I I really I’m really shocked that made like a a thing like ESPN, bro. because nobody else is working. Oh, I’m like, “Bro, y’all serious, bro?” When I see, you know, it’s always a wave of people. You start seeing one or two publications probably like, “Oh, yeah. This is about to be the flavor of today.” Yeah, that was that was that was kind of lame, though. That was even a real I that would even know the gist today. I was just saying stuff that everybody said like, “Oh, you remember he was out and he came back and he came back a superhuman. Then he was on he was in Miami. He was on the list and all that, [ __ ] I don’t give a [ __ ] He woke a lot of people up. If he was on steroid, I don’t care. You still got to make the shots. Shots, bro. You still got to hit the baseball. You still got to make the shots. You still got to make the tackles out the gate. Oh, well. So funny, bro. The random [ __ ] be happening. People like, “Y’all just be saying something to go viral.” I swear to God, if we was cooking up something for that, it would have not been Yeah, it would not been the vir like I put me on a lot of this [ __ ] Listen, it’s a lot of [ __ ] that we can put a narrative about. If I wanted to go viral, I tell y’all the real stories about the locker room. Yeah, the like my buddy whipped my buddy whooped dude ass. I’ll tell that story. Yeah. Yeah. If I want to go viral, but I don’t want to go viral cuz that mother go up. Oh, that will. What? That’ll break the internet on my mama. Yeah. But I like I like old buddy cool. So I ain’t going. You know what I mean? Respect. You feel me? But it happened. Yeah. And everybody that was on that plane in that locker room know what happened. They played on the Hawks in 2015. Just look at they go try to figure out who it was. Yeah. And the other one. What was the other? That was 2013. Yeah. Look at my This is why I ain’t want to go live. No, I’m just Bro, they don’t know what I’m talking about. They going to try to search to see who got in a fight. They ain’t going to know. Do you say it? Nah, I ain’t gonna say it. Hey, somebody said a thousand in the chat. I said it. Yeah. [ __ ] boy got a price. That’s crazy. He got a price though. Let me stop. Only Booy can do that. Put your [ __ ] lips so loud. I give you a thousand. Hey, you know what’s crazy? Quarantine radio. Tory Lane and Booy had quarantine cracking. Quarantine radio is one of the best things ever. They got Tori super cracking and then obviously you know what I’m saying? What happened happened but never forget quarantine radio, bro. What a time in life. Can you believe that that like really happened to us though? Like that we really had a moment where we had to sit in the house. Like I promise y’all I’mma be real. I never ever like follow the rules of co man you never never bro I used that advantage for co you know what I mean God bless the under whoever passed away during co but I used [ __ ] we used to have work if you had co they made you take seven days off paid bro that’s how scary my job was bro I did that [ __ ] once a month bro I never wore a mask [ __ ] I used to always poke a hole in my [ __ ] bro poked the hole in my mask I never really the grocery store I still went. I didn’t wear no mask cuz all the rules to me were stupid for real. Like even with y’all playing basketball, y’all [ __ ] got to sit down, put your mask on. But you get out there, [ __ ] Y’all bumping up against each other. Yeah, that was dumb. [ __ ] still getting dunked on and [ __ ] Everybody sweating on each other. Everybody still playing the same basketball. Yeah, bro. You don’t I don’t I never understood that. I ain’t going to lie. So once I knew y’all was was still hooping, oh, the door is back open. You still hooping? I am too. and on my soul. [ __ ] I was still having backyard parties, [ __ ] There was some of the best backyard parties I ever had during co I had a party in and I ain’t recover. I was out for you remember I was you remember I was missing for like a month. People was at my gym hooping like where you at, bro? I just wasn’t answering my phone. He tapped too much in he was in the chamber and [ __ ] bro. I was I was in my basement, bro. I didn’t even come out the basement. The funnest thing about that party was like, “Hey, if you ain’t got you ain’t got the test, this [ __ ] over here making everybody test, [ __ ] You this [ __ ] passing that [ __ ] me. I know who it was. The culprit. It was Kenan. Kenan was patient zero. Yep. Keenan said, “I was sick a week ago.” Like, [ __ ] you It’s 14 days. You still have a little bit a piece of that [ __ ] left. He probably had half of that [ __ ] didn’t he? Ken came in there coughing. He wasn’t even cough, but he was, you know, touching everything. Yeah. He was, “Hey, pour me a shot.” Kenan know everybody. And then Dante Jones me. Yeah. Damn. Hey, y’all seen that episode of Bernie Mack where they uh baby girl birthday and Bernie trying to go to Vegas and they cough on that cake and blow the cameas out. I think about that every time with Co, bro. That and Rudy go be touching the microphones, bro. Rudy Rudy was supposed to ban him from America for that. That was kicked out. Co was a lit. I feel like so many people got money during co they all in jail now. Well, not everybody. Not everybody. A lot of people. We ain’t going to do all that. Yeah. What’s my boy Pretty Ricky? He had to go sit down. What else? It probably had nothing to do with that. He ain’t had to get no money back, though. He was cool. He got Oh, he got to keep the money. Nah, he got to keep it. Yeah. Wow. So, he did his time. I would have sat down, too. You giving that bread back or you? I’m I’m sit down. If that’s an option, I’m going to sit down. If it’s get a bread back or sit down, I’m giving the bread back. All right. So, say of course you are. You don’t need it. No, no, no. I’m saying if it’s a it’s a total different situation, bro. If we all started from zero and we all made Oh my 1.5 a piece. Yeah. And they said, “Hey, you about to go sit down for a couple years, bro.” Two years. Me a couple years. Yeah. Oh, I got to come up with another test, bro. I’m nothing to go in jail, bro. I’m coming home. I’m nothing. [ __ ] y’all [ __ ] crazy. Y’all could do it. No, I can’t. Y’all could do it, bro. I’m not going to jail, bro. We ain’t We not built for jail, but y’all could do it. To come home with zero to leave with 1.5. You know what I’m saying? And they say, “Hey, when you get home though, it’s yours. Y’all gonna be free for two years? Yeah. And just figure out and go to work. Just go to work. Just go to work, [ __ ] I was working three jobs at one point in my life. I know I’m going to jail. It’s not even a question, bro. I’m guaranteed 1.5 when I get out of jail. 15K a year to go to jail. Come on, bro. I’m in that [ __ ] Chess, solitary, spades, all that. Yeah, until like the first you gonna be cool that first month about month three. I’mma tap in, bro. Bro, hell no. [ __ ] start getting wicked. depend on where you go. Nah, you you gonna definitely be like, “Bro, I got the county here and any of that.” I’m going there for two years. I’m cool, bro. The county 1.5 county. I mean, I don’t have a preference between the two, but I go to E, but I would go up state, bro. I I’m telling you, I would do the county. I know it’s different. I had to go to the feds. You going to the feds anyway cuz you stole money. So, Oh, I’d be real good then. I have a dorm. I’ll be straight, bro. Y’all [ __ ] crazy. Having zero dollars, y’all gonna go back to work. [ __ ] no. I come up with another play. If I pay once, I can make it twice. Go to jail, bro. Shout out to everybody up the way, man. Hold your head up. Respect. And I ain’t even no tough [ __ ] bro. But 1.5, I’mma go sit down, bro. I’mma figure something out, bro. All right. Yeah. That’s why I was never a criminal. I’m nothing. Yeah. I can’t be I remember I put my criminal ways down sophomore year. Yeah. This ain’t for me. I just feel like CO was a good time for a lot of businesses, a lot of uh entrepreneurs and [ __ ] like that. For some, most definitely. But man, the co lifestyle was crazy. People was really in the crib. I was people and especially with us with kids. Everybody who got co babies that was right before they started school. This [ __ ] DJ definitely follow the rules. I remember you had a party and I picked this [ __ ] DJ. DJ got in my car with a mask on. I did. On my mama. Why wouldn’t he? Go to your house’s eyes. Why would he have a mask on? Okay. You’re about to be around 200 people at this [ __ ] Jeff Teague’s house, bro. Hey, I had for you. It was my birthday mask. No, it was like uh It was my birthday. It was my birthday as Iville. Mhm. Probably. Bro got in the car masked up. [ __ ] sitting in my [ __ ] like this. You know how [ __ ] get in your car and just relax? No. DJ in that [ __ ] like this, [ __ ] Soon as we get out the car, [ __ ] he [ __ ] like, [ __ ] it’s way more people here. Hey, I was gonna pass that test. I’m in the house a month, [ __ ] I’m gonna turn up. DJ drinking, making plays. I have people bringing their papers. Bro, I think I I did it wrong, though. I should have had somebody really in there swiping people. Yeah, bro. You should have had a nurse in that [ __ ] I remember my family had like a fake little function. They had that little his little gun, the thermometer. Mom was at the door. Get that [ __ ] Follow me. But when I was sick though, my mama left me food at the I remember she legit told me don’t answer the door till I drive. I’m like she at the car bagging up like hilarious. That’s why I said, bro, no Slender for that bubble ring, bro. I know we get Laker Slander, bro, but that Lakership counts, bro. Y’all had to hoop in that environment is insane, bro. Yeah, that was crazy. Congratulations to them. Remember when we ordered that stuff off of uh that one app and then we came back, we ordered all them waters, them drinks, them bananas, all that stuff for the studio and we had that extra tax. Crazy fees. It’s crazy. Yeah, cuz we I think the balance was pretty high. But then what we got, what we ordered, it wasn’t what we paid for. That extra 50 wasn’t for me. Come on, man. People, life is already hard. Inflation is kicking everybody’s butt right now. 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I was about to say the LeBron special, but that’s even worse. I was like, let me not put him anywhere in it cuz y’all going to be like, she said the steroid slammer. Like, what the [ __ ] is this? LeBron secret sauce. Drink up. Please tell me what’s in here before I drink this. Secret sauce is crazy. Excuse me. That [ __ ] said, “We drinking LeBron.” Damn. I was about to say LeBron Tequila, the Lobos, [ __ ] Respect. Y’all [ __ ] is weird. You just forgot the rest cuz she said I heard her say uh the steroids and I’m like y’all y’all going to quit all that steroid [ __ ] Me and Brown ain’t on that. I would have been though if he would. He would have tapped. If anybody would have knew if any of y’all was on steroids in the league, y’all ain’t tell me y’all weak. Cuz they didn’t tap in. Yeah, cuz y a tap in. We see why they ain’t say nothing now. You did good. Hey, I would have went to court. I would I would have went to court like Mark Magguire. I did not. I would have been like Bill Clinton. I did not have sexual that ain’t breaking news, bro. I was hate on Bill. Man, what’s Wilder? Bill. Never mind. Bill Tiger. Bill or what? No. Tiger [ __ ] Hey, this is Tiger. Just cuz he was Bill. But Bill OG though like you a bad woman. Get some head at your work desk under the table. Got to be G. And you the president. He made He made Scandal believable. Yeah. Facts. He was a real blue. Yeah. That’s a legend, man. That is a goat in our time. He did what he’s supposed to do. Yeah. What? Lock everybody up. Lock every Oh, never mind. No politics. That’s what he did though. Okay, Barb. What’s in this drink? Um, we have God damn. Please tell me some juice cuz boy I said please tell me some juice. Don’t put me in your right me. Pineapple juice. A little secret sauce. It is good. That’s when you start saying at home. Please tell me when you start saying secret sauce, bro. I taste the green caramino in it. It’s grand carino. The red and so it tastes so good. I didn’t want to put too much. It tastes so good. make you want to slap your mop bop barbecue. A dude was smoking K2 upstairs, bro. Bro, this one was the craziest [ __ ] ever. I’m going tell y’all how scary my goddamn co-host is. All five of these [ __ ] let the sting walk in this [ __ ] One of my co-host let the [ __ ] greet him and walk him in this [ __ ] I thought it was a guest. I was already down here. So, we got So, we got to show you how it happened. We all pulled up Ros at the same time this morning, right? Uh, you went in before. Yo, everybody. Yeah, this is Jeff. Jeff. So, Jeff left the door cracked for us to get in. I’ll probably come in maybe about five, six minutes later. As I walk in, it’s a homeless [ __ ] like inside at the door. And I’m like, what the [ __ ] And he got a he got a blunt in his mouth with no weed. He just like took it out the rap. He got a Swisser with no weed burning his [ __ ] in his mouth. Start lighting. He let me in. I’m like, “Nigga, what the [ __ ] is you?” He let you in. I’m like, “Nigga, get the [ __ ] out.” He got out and I was like, “Hey, I know it’s a homo [ __ ] here.” Like, for real downstairs. I’m like, “What is y’all [ __ ] doing, bro?” Politely walked out with all these. That’s why I cut I left the door crack. I’m thinking y’all coming in right after me, bro. I’m like, “Here go the crack door. You ain’t got to pull y keys out.” So, that’s my fault. He was cool, though. Hey, he Hey, this said he had a key, bro. No, this [ __ ] had a whole bunch of keys in his I’m like, this [ __ ] got a key? Like, what the [ __ ] No, this [ __ ] told me. I said, “What are you doing in here?” Like, “What were you doing? How did you get in?” He said, “I got a crack card down the street.” A crack card? How you got a what is a crack card? He said, “It’s down the street.” Hey, he had a snap up on his He would go in and out of English and talking to how you get in here. He said, “I got a crack card.” Yeah. And then he put out some rusty ass keys. [ __ ] those aren’t yours. He said, “I got a crack card.” I said, “A crack.” I better hope he don’t got a key to this [ __ ] Hell no. I can’t believe I just let that [ __ ] in like that, though. No, bro. It It was a I had the door cracked. Well, that [ __ ] agreed. [ __ ] they open the door for DJ. Instead of DJ checking him like right there, DJ walked over. They said it’s a homeless down here. I got this [ __ ] outside with DJ. All I did was hear DJ yelling. We like the [ __ ] Yeah. I was like, what are you yelling about? But I got the [ __ ] I’m like, y’all know it’s a [ __ ] just in here. I didn’t know that the door was cracked. I’m like, this [ __ ] must have came from the second floor or some [ __ ] Yeah, it did. He would in the closet. That’s what he said, too. He said he was on the second floor. Yeah. I’m like, damn. Nothing up there. Why is Why did he Once he told me that he had had a door, I said, “Okay, that makes sense.” But the [ __ ] was like, I’m like, “What the fuck?” I’m like, he done sparked up too. That mother was so strong. I had a headache. I said, “Boy, that Katie is nuts.” Boy, that [ __ ] has He about start getting ass naked. Off that K whatever K2 Katie, whatever the hell it is, it make you do some things. What you What you been up to though? Nothing. Just working crazy stories. It’s a Patreon exclusive for you. Hey, we been want to holler at you when we talk to you in a minute. Yeah. Why’ you get nervous? No, because I thought we was always live. She said I said we live today. She said we not always live. What’s up? How long you been here? I don’t know. I’ve been trying to figure out how long I’ve been here. See if it’s time for a raise or not. It’s always some raising cane. How much of a razor you think you deserve? We can talk about that off camera. Okay. Okay. I know it’s about to be some [ __ ] N Joe but wasn’t putting podcast me out there. No, it’s on the forefront now. Yeah. What Joe getting a year? Joe makes 20 million a year. Yeah. The whole podcast or just Joe? Well, Joe make about 18 and a half. Patreon makes a million a year. A million a month. A million a month. Yeah. A million a month. I’m sorry. Oh, Patreon exclusive. We are up in Patreon. I got to filter yel. No, they don’t filter. They don’t filter. No, no, no. This ain’t no PR [ __ ] What y’all think about Tyler the creator new album? Y listen? Yeah, it wasn’t for me. Well, for you. I like Tyler, but I I it wasn’t for me. I like the production, but I don’t really listen to the rap like his rap. I’m still locked in on the uh on the clips, man. The step brothers. You know what I’m saying? Yeah, Brothers. I’m I’m excited about the concert tomorrow. Yeah, I’m g for the show. Hey, I’ve been listening to uh what’s the boy name? Jacob Latimore. Yeah, his album was fire. He’s always That [ __ ] solid, bro. Yeah, that album was that album was dope. You heard it. Ah, tap in. Oh, you forgot you listen to Permore and [ __ ] I do. But no, I really don’t listen I listen to old Wayne. Like I really don’t. Ah, she really skateboarding. Yeah. Unless if people put me on then I listen to Wait, what’s old Wayne to you? Cuz I know there’s a little bit of a age discrepancy with us. I really just listen to anything Wayne and R&B. Okay. So like what’s your favorite Wayne? What’s your favorite Wayne mixtape? My favorite Wayne mix He can do no wrong in my eyes. I would have to say maybe. It’s your favorite though. Yeah. Say it louder too though too. They said they can’t hear you. Uh my favorite Wayne is quarter three. Dedication. Which dedication? All of them. You can pick one. This show is so good. This is what happens. We had Tony on live 3 minutes before the show. I don’t care. Yeah, that was my favorite. But he could go wrong. Okay. So, what kind of R&B are you? ‘9s or 2000s R&B? What? What? She listen to JLo. I will. Oh, that’s nasty. Jenny from the block. I’ll go to the Ja Rule concert. I will too. Yeah, cuz you want to hear Shanti, not JLo. Would you rather see Ja Ru or Nelly in concert, though? That’s hard. Probably Nelly though, but I’m going to go to I’m You pick. I’m going to J Ru concert. Nelly. I’m going Nelly. Yeah, I’m I don’t think you could lose either one, but I’m going Nelly. I’m for sure going to Nelly. I mean, I’m going to go to both, but I feel like John Ru got more songs. Do you think J got more songs than Nelly? No. What? Jo got a lot of hits like but I’mma say Nelly catalog is is we here now. We’re here. Let’s run them. Like y’all know I’m bad with names of songs. So I don’t know. But just rap some of them like it’s a half a bill. Another album is Gun Smoke. Country Grammar is Gunm Smoke. Fire. Fire. Yeah. Batter up. I mean Air Force One. Air Force One’s classic. Ja Ru don’t have a tip drill. That is That is true. A tip drill. Can I get a but ain’t the same. Can I get a what? What? That’s not the same. No. I’m just trying to think of Hell no. He don’t got a He don’t got a He don’t got a dance. I’m trying to think of a song that’s even like they don’t even got a N ain’t it. He don’t got a He don’t got a dancing song. Uh Ju. But Nelly ain’t got a Mesmerize. I mean Dilemma is kind of like that. I was just about to say dilemma top tier. Okay. Go to song. The beautiful Kelly Roland. dilemma is like York and you mess around. Between me and you is crazy. Down ass [ __ ] Nelly ain’t got down ass [ __ ] Between everything everything I do. That’s the only song I know. Me and you is fire. That is fire. No. No. Josh is legendary. I got Yeah, he got that New York Nelly. Yeah, I got a 100 guns. 100 clips. But country grammar is so crazy, bro. Country Grammar is crazy. Nelly don’t have that. But he don’t got 100 guns, 100 clips. I’m from New York. What about country grammar? Hot [ __ ] That’s That was a That’s commercial. Yeah, dude. John Ru got a hot in here. [ __ ] no. He don’t. John Rule don’t have nothing for the white people to just staple and push through. I wouldn’t say that. J got some white songs. It’s getting hot in here. Like Jason Tman was warming up today that was Universal. I am getting so hot. I want to take my Hey, Nelly got a country here, too. They do. Yes, bro. Nelly is They said J ain’t got a pimp juice on me. He don’t pimp juice. That production crazy. Want to put your feet on, don’t you? That’s that [ __ ] Dig it, bro. Go back to J. I know everybody’s supposed to be mad at him because he performed at the inauguration, but Nelly got slapped. I don’t care. We love We love Nelly. We politics. No smart. This ain’t one of them. Just name name some of his songs, man. Cuz sort of tell it’s murder we here now. It’s murder. Holla holla every chick. The pledge eub and jyc body. What’s love? What’s love? What’s love is crazy. That’s a vi mama. Rainy days. I’m real. Rainy Days. The way you That’s who should have versus should have been Nelly versus Ju. Not him versus Fat Joe. That was a terrible match up. Clap back. We going to clap back. That was it. We going to clap back. That [ __ ] should have We know that song, but it was spooky. Yeah, that that was it. Nelly. I’m I’m rolling with Nelly a little bit on this one. I’m telling y’all, bro. Nelly is legendary cuz he gave you so much versatility. Yeah, Nelly. Just cuz I ain’t going to lie them as a concert like them. That would be a fire concert all that fire. Oh, thug. Oh, that’s my Bobby Brown with Bobby Brown. Helicopter. Thug. He don’t got He don’t got a Thug lo. He don’t got a Thug loving. He don’t got a Thug loven. Nelly don’t got a Thug loven. Hell no. Went crazy. N Bobby Brown legendary. No, he don’t got irrelevant. Huh? [ __ ] no. No. Hell no. Ludacris. Hey, Ludicrous got them slaps, too, though. No, Ludicrous is a a [ __ ] superstar, but I don’t think he made him stupid. Ludacris is a to me a probably a better rapper now. Especially a better feature rapper. Yeah, I don’t think Nelly Nelly got hits, but some of his hits in age. Like, don’t nobody want to hear about Let me see your grill. But that was a hit when we was younger. Said that cuz the chat literally just went grills. Yeah, is wrong. It was a hit. But I’m just saying like crazy at that time that was how Luda came on uh pause on uh Lil John’s album. It it was it’s different. He that be a be a verse Ludacris. Yeah. Nelly don’t got one vers. Ludicrous is is shred so far as lyrics. Fire up that drove is Ludicrous. They run that in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he But I’m going to give Nelly a little bit of more love in the situation cuz he had to do it out of a city that never really had a popping artist like that. Atlanta was having people as well. But he put a whole city on. True. But I mean, but Ludicrous went from a DJ to a rapper though. I 100% agree. He he did put the whole St. Louis on. Yeah, cuz he put Juan in a good rim. Ch in a good rim. I actually own some real [ __ ] and uh he probably watched the show, but I [ __ ] I thought Murphy Lee was going to be as big as Shingi. I had high hopes how Murphy Lee used to come on all the tracks. Yeah, I really thought he was about to be Chingi for real. I I like Murphy Lee, too. What the hook going to be? Cole, bro, I don’t need no [ __ ] hook on this. I know we can’t say this on here, but Chingi is watching Murphy Lee cuz Chingi first album is crazy. Yeah, but so far it’s lyrically. That is [ __ ] crazy. Chi Cheni had a classic. Yeah, bro. He He got No, I [ __ ] with Cheni. I would just say like I like the way you do that right there. When Murphy Lee dropped his I thought it was going to be you was chicken head at the holiday. What we doing? I [ __ ] with Juan too. I got a fake ID though. That’s so crazy, bro. Because people don’t even watch music videos. They keep bullying me back. They really don’t. Kids don’t don’t have a 106 in park. Nah. What? No. They don’t. Nobody probably watch videos no more. I mean, you’d be surprised. It’s not the same amount of like energy or budgeting to them, but them gas station videos be going up. No. Yeah. But I’m saying NBA Young Boy, you know, they YouTube numbers is crazy. I’m saying we used to leave school, go home, and 106 Park was part of our life, bro. Like AJ and Free was a part of our life. Like my dream was to go to Rock Park, bro. For real. Like I used to be like, “Bro, I want to get famous enough where they invite me to 106 in park, bro.” Or tr I almost [ __ ] My flight got delayed, [ __ ] to [ __ ] New York, bro. I was supposed to see Blonde Fury. Legend. Yes, bro. He used to snap on that [ __ ] We had got tickets, but our [ __ ] got delayed. But I don’t feel like kids got that experience. When I seen Melo on like TRL and [ __ ] I’m like, if I got to make it to the league, so they can’t be on TRL, bro. Now, TRL was when I got to the league, none of that [ __ ] existed. Yeah, bro. Y’all think uh if they still around that invited us on there? Yes, bro. Mhm. We would have had a blast on 106 Park. What? Hell yeah. We there now. I would have went to 106 and had a blast. Oh, yeah. Shout out to my [ __ ] Jiggywin coming up off that death bed. Drewing it is hilarious. Did y’all see Drewuski red doing the um the soul playing [ __ ] for the uh to announce his tour? Oh, yeah. Bro, the budget is crazy, bro. I gota say for sure. Speaking of comedians, who’s one of your favorite comedians? Favorite comedians? I don’t know. Like who you you ain’t grow up laughing? We didn’t grow up laughing. That’s why I said I can’t stand these soul sister buffs. You ain’t even laugh, right? We like shot. I’m younger than y’all. That comedian [ __ ] was probably dead when I was What? It’s still out. People’s not watching like [ __ ] Yeah, they are. Yes, they are. They have Netflix special every day. Come on, boy. I don’t. You’re not 21. What Cat Williams you talking about? We used to watch all the cat Williams. I don’t know. So, which one made you laugh? You know, remember a joke. Let me see. She don’t. Oh, damn. So, [ __ ] It’s like when you can sit back there and say my hair ain’t when you know it is [ __ ] and stereo [ __ ] I don’t know. I don’t that way. Yeah. But I hate that you just disrespected all the comedian. Like I’m more [ __ ] like what are you doing at home? Like what do you do? I literally now I just be a mom. Like I don’t really watch TV or nothing. I’m so [ __ ] bored. What’s a personal hobby outside of being a mom? That’s not even a hobby. What’s a hobby? We know you smoke, but we know you smoke. I really don’t do [ __ ] I go every now and then with my friends. That’s about it. Okay. I don’t really like cuz I seen you off that L. Yeah. Oh yeah, my [ __ ] almost got locked up. Shout out to my [ __ ] twin. Locked up. My guy. Yeah, I ain’t going to lie. You was turned when I said she was Hey, she was sweating. She said, “What’s up, J?” I said, “You said I did the dug.” What did you say? You was doing the dug. Yeah. She started doing the dug out like right. She said, “Oh, your wife must be in here.” I said, “What?” I said, “No, but why you so tie?” She said, “You don’t never talk in the club setting.” Barbie knows how to have a good time. That’s for sure. How would you speak to J? Cuz he not speak so drunk. I was I don’t speak. She’s like, “Your wife your wife must be here cuz you ain’t even saying hi.” I said, “She’s not.” But hi. She swear we be treating her dusty. Yeah. She think No, Jess is mean as [ __ ] I wouldn’t speak to him, but he probably wouldn’t speak. I am mean as [ __ ] All right. We everybody know that I That’s why I said [ __ ] you to somebody is crazy. I was drunk as [ __ ] She was. But this was like Well, you This was when we first met her. He said one year. Y’all been known me for it. I know. But this was like when you went to that party. This was like five months ago. Yeah. Since then. That’s I probably didn’t speak to you in here, did I? I probably just like Hey, I’m getting used to it. You got to get a hobby though, Barbie. I know I do. Yeah. I’m going to hop the chat, man. get you some hobbies cuz you you you look like you be sewing this [ __ ] That’s a little too dark. I wish I could. I literally be at home [ __ ] being a dinosaur and [ __ ] like that’s what I do. Corny land at home before cuz how you when you see her I’m like when I had se I was actually besides me having to make sure like you and your home girls were straight like that was cool but I’m like I never thought you had that much fun. Like y’all had a blast at my party. So I [ __ ] with that. Like I’ve just seen you sweating and I I’ve literally only seen you in here. Yeah. And you like be here for 10 minutes. Yeah. But when I seen you sweating, I was like, “Hell.” She was at my point. I said, “I know it’s hot as [ __ ] but Barbie got a shower.” I was sweating like that. You was sweating. Yeah. I was tired. I told you experience is hot as [ __ ] It is. But [ __ ] no, I say you. No, I was saying you was She came up to me. He said, “I did not do that.” I was like, “You close.” You know, y’all know me. I’m like the most anti person in the world. I’m like, “Why is she dancing in front of me?” My [ __ ] was turning that [ __ ] I’m like, “Hey, you all right?” Most nerves. Yeah. I’m like, she act like we know each other for real. For real. What’s up, though? She drunk though. Listen, man. I think I went to you was like, Barbie here drunk. I know. I seen I said, damn. You was like I was like, she sweating everything. I think you playing flag football. this [ __ ] Oh my god. Shout out to Barbie. Shout out to Barbie. Thank you, Barbie. We appreciate you. Right on, Gaggy. Oh, man. Now you like family now. Now we don’t even invite you nowhere cuz I’m going to the concert tomorrow. How you going? I’m come after the gate. Okay. We’ll see you there. Don’t walk past me. Maybe you walk in VIP with y’all. Then we you you cool now. You family. At first I you know I got to I got to figure [ __ ] out first, man. Yeah. We got some tough time you on. Yeah. Over under Barbie being on time tomorrow. Never. That’s uh that’s dead. She probably missed the concert. She probably Hey, where concert Barbie concert at? Hey, we’re at home. 9:45. Where y’all at? We’re leaving. Shout out to the guys coming in town though. Leo and Trip. Leo and Trip, man. Tap in. Step Brothers tour on the way. My boys going crazy, man. What else happened in the world, man? Hey, man. I want to ask y’all this question. Um, you know what I’m saying? It’s about that time BTS for the fathers in the room. Y’all have any me memories of y’all, you know what I’m saying? Back to school shoes or what’s the go-to back to school shoes to get your kids? Uh cuz I I was having a conversation among some parents. You know what I’m saying? And they was just like the white Air Force One is the most requested, but kid the parents don’t want to buy it for their kids no more. I still get my kids forces though. I never been a forces getter. Um nah. Even when I had my nephew nieces. Yeah. Oh, I ain’t getting no forces. The why Air Force One is not a good back to school show. That’s gonna be done in the second day, bro. Yeah, it’s good for a first day pick though, man. That’s it. Yeah, Chenise like taking pictures. We every day. I got three different kids, bro. So, I literally buy every shoe in the store. Like my daughter is A6. New Balance is my oldest. My youngest, she want to be I’m like, “Ah, I don’t know if I’m raising a stud or not.” She’s a Jordan and [ __ ] Uh, Bobby want to be fresh. You know what I’m saying? But don’t do her like that. You know what I’m saying? My my my baby, she be wanting to be I’m like, “Thank God for cheerlead boy cuz I thought she was going, you know what I mean? I ain’t know.” So [ __ ] she be wanting to be she wanting to dress up and [ __ ] like one of the guys. So I deal with the test I had to do on my niece to make sure she was straight. What? I was like, “Hey, what kind of purse you like?” She purse. Yeah, purse. Not a wallet. You want a purse? She said, “Oh, yeah. I like Gucci.” I said, “Okay.” Yeah. That was my first test. That’s how I knew. But I’m like, “Shit, my my oldest definitely princess 100%. Love baby. I love youngest, too. But the young one, I don’t know, bro. She play both sides. She confusing. She She want a purse, bro. But she she might [ __ ] get real dirty out there. She want some J. She might get in the three-point stands, too. So, I don’t know, bro. Not baby girl. Powder puff. Yeah, she she all around. She athlete. That’s a little girl with ice box. She my little my little athlete boy. So, right now we still we still Ice box still want to be a girl, man. She was good at sports. And she’s a she’s a girly girl, too. But she got a whole other side, bro. And girls, I feel like a lot of girls be tomboys when they, you know what I mean? When they younger. So, we just I’m waiting to see. We still loading. But the high school now having somebody in high school living with the crib, it’s like they be want some different [ __ ] bro. Yeah. Designer and [ __ ] bro. Yeah. Bobby tapped in. Off whites like just gave some off-white fives. Yeah. That’s crazy, bro. Like Yeah. Yeah, bro. You look and see a mirror on the bus stop. That’s crazy, bro. Yeah, we ain’t got there yet. No. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Shoe gang. He gonna He always gonna be right though. All right. I count the other day. I said, “Damn, boy. You got 50 pair. You good. You don’t need I don’t need to take you school shopping. You straight. Run a lot of this [ __ ] back. He’s done. He done. He’s done. Bobby done. He’s 16.” Yeah. They all Everybody in that high school pretty much. We was all done at that age. I was 5’7 at 16. You grew, bro. And your feet grow, too, though. I’ve been wearing a 12 since I was in seventh grade. And 16. What grade you 16? Sophomore year. Junior year. I wore a 10 and a half, 11. Yeah, I wore an 11, 11. And my feet stop growing ever since. Literally. So when you at that age, it’s cool. 12, seventh grade, I wore 12. And I only be wearing certain shoes a couple times, so I just give him the [ __ ] So it kind of actually saved me money. And everybody thought I was going to be 6’5. I was like, “Yo, I’ve been this height since seventh grade.” And that’s a big ass seventh grader, though. Boy, I thought I was about to be the one. Yeah. Phil and Phil was a little taller than me. I’m like, “Yeah, hey, bro. We both going to we going to the league, bro. Facts. We all about.” And you see Bill 6’4. I’m like, “Phil, you going to be 6’5.” They say my uncles was 67. Like, y’all some big ass kids. Yeah. We ain’t grow. I was big though. I was 510, 190th grade. Yeah. They probably thought you about to be the best football player in the country. I knew my life. I knew my life stopped right there. That’s where stopped at the football coach was like, “Yo, that [ __ ] right there. That’s the one. I don’t want no smoking.” That [ __ ] said, “I’m playing basketball.” Where your coach is hurt? Where your percussion section at? I was in the bed. Oh, me. No, but the shoes I feel like kids is now just they want all the new new [ __ ] We didn’t even have You know what’s so crazy though? When we was kids, bro, I don’t know. Unless you just grew up like super super fancy. I never seen a Gucci, a Fendy. Nope. A Louis and all this [ __ ] been around for years. I ain’t seen that [ __ ] till I got to college. First time I ever seen James Johnson had a Louis belt. First time I ever seen Louis Vuitton. I seen this [ __ ] at Butler. Shout out my [ __ ] Pritchard. That [ __ ] had everything, bro. Burberry shirts, all that. I was like, damn. First time I seen any designer was that I didn’t see really no designer until like later in high school cuz I did J. I was at Pike in North Central and North Central they had like the rain boots that was expensive the Northace and [ __ ] like that. I seen a little bit but not really until college for real. For real. Oh yeah. If you had a Northace, you was straight. You was on all straight. [ __ ] you know what’s crazy? I didn’t have a coat in high school. Damn. Like we just wore hoodies. Oh yeah, I didn’t. I had nothing. I definitely had a coat. I ain’t wear coats. I just wore hoodies, bro. We wore first down at senior year. I was in a py. Yeah. Like my coat. I wore hoodies, bro. I wore my pipe. Zip up. Oh yeah. I had at least a racing jacket with a hoodie on underneath. That was thin though. Still I had ice. I never had a racing jacket. I had a iceberg leather and a p. I wanted a p real bad. I used to steal my brother Avery. It was too damn big. Bold as [ __ ] in high school cuz Iceber coats. I just wore hoodie. Yeah, we that’s how we was. Like we ain’t really had no coat. I was I had a P cloth and a P leather, [ __ ] Shout out to RNS men’s wear. Facts. I never had no coat. Like when I went to college, it wasn’t really that cold in Carolina. I definitely didn’t have no coat. But like I dress like this my whole life. I’m swe I never wore hoodies though. Hey, I ain’t going to lie. When I got in high school, all all my homeboys used to trap. So like I used to wear clothes to high school like at first like want to wear jeans and white te’s and [ __ ] and it was my dog Cam you know killer. Yeah. He wore the same sweatpants every single day in a row. Damn. And I’m like nah. And he getting every girl every girl rocking with killer. I’m like yo this [ __ ] wore these pants 10 days in a row and [ __ ] is still out of pocket. Exact same pair of pants. Oh, the no exact pants like white tea in these same pants, bro. I was like, cuz I have like And then you know what I said? I said to him one day, I was like, “Bro, you going to wear them pants every day?” He said, “Why not?” And pulled out like 10,000. Said, “I can buy some more.” Ken was living a different life. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yes. Killer. Killer was he he was he was having Yeah. He was having his way. Yeah. He pulled out about 10,000. I’m like, “We wear the same thing. Pull about 10 bands on me in high school.” I’m like, “Damn.” Yeah. He probably could have bought some more clothes. But the fact that we was making 13 an hour, uh, that tip man trumped everything we talking about. Yeah. I was like, yeah, [ __ ] y’all going to shake. Yeah. I was like, damn. He looked at me was like, [ __ ] we going to school. He was like, [ __ ] I know. And my [ __ ] had his house arrest on. You know I ain’t lying. I swear to God. And the sweatpants was raw. They was some academic sweatpants. Swear to God, they was hard. I’m like, them [ __ ] hard. Love Cam. But them [ __ ] had a stitch. They probably stuck like a [ __ ] Love that. That is nothing worse than like the people who did wash their PE uniforms. Well, Friday, that [ __ ] be starts with the axe on me, bro. Um, not to call nobody out, but that [ __ ] corn, bro, you didn’t wash your PE uniform for a whole year, bro. That [ __ ] stunt. Not to call nobody out. Not to do him like that, bro. Cuz he probably grown with hella kids and probably smooth, probably cool as hell. But K, you know who you used to play? Running back for Pipe. You was cool as hell. But you never used to wash your [ __ ] uniform. That [ __ ] stank like [ __ ] What year, Jeff? What number was he at this point? [ __ ] He know corn my [ __ ] son go to pike. Shout out to corn. He good. Good dude. Shout out to my dog. But he just, bro, he just used to put it back in. And we got a lot of shorts and [ __ ] for our PE. We didn’t. We got one set. You had to buy extra. Yeah, we had to buy We had three. Yeah, we had multiple. Yeah, I had Oh, no. Pike. Whoa. No, no, no. It was not wall ripple was way more important than pipe but I [ __ ] I had multiple. You had multiple. We had to buy them though. Yeah. You had to buy Yeah. You had just one and then you could buy the extra. I had you had to buy yours at our pipe. You had You wouldn’t No issue. The rest was off dribble. No. No. They a standard. You had to buy your p your uniform. P. I didn’t go. I don’t know. They like you got to buy this. That’s why people didn’t have them. I got my [ __ ] at orientation. Damn. On everything. Yeah. Pike made you buy. You ain’t get no orientation. And what’s crazy is imagine at 9:00 you doing the most stinkiest dumbest [ __ ] all day and if you wouldn’t change the rest of the day. You just start your day off smelling terrible [ __ ] I use my mama God bless my mama [ __ ] She used to put the dove [ __ ] in my every day I had a wash rag and dove [ __ ] I used to wash up in the sink bro. Oh you was spoiled for real. I was super spoiled on everything I love bro. I had never put my clothes on stinky APC first period bro. Start your day off bro. I never lift a weight bro. Ask anybody in my class, bro. I used to be sitting in the corner like they be like, “Jeff, you’re never gonna be shit.” Greg Middleton, shout out to you. He tell me every day you ain’t gonna be [ __ ] Him and a weightlifting coach cuz I never lift. Damn. You know, I never touch Coach Clark. Shout out to my dog, Coach Clark. [ __ ] He tell me every time you ain’t going to be [ __ ] And then Coach Clark left and go coach at Warren. Yeah. And I gave him 42 points in three quarters. And I told him, “You ain’t [ __ ] cuz these [ __ ] strong as hell and they suck.” That was game. N. Yeah, [ __ ] I never My mama kept Dove in the wash rag in my [ __ ] I washed up every day. [ __ ] D after gym. Did you had to swim? No, we didn’t have no pool. Yeah, we had to swim. That’s the only time That’s the only time I had to like bring a wash rag and stuff cuz we had to swim. I took it in the summer, so I was like, “Bro, I’m not about to go swimming the rest of my I had to swim.” Shout out to J. Jelly was in my class. She was on her period for a whole six months. Jot told the lady she was on her period every time we had to swim. Yep. on my period. She was on my period for 6 months. [ __ ] boy. Me and my [ __ ] would have had a time if we had a pool. Man, I was scared for my mom. You had to do the test, bro. You had to swim to the bottom, grab the uh well, brick, whatever, come back up or you had to jump off. We was lifeguards, though, so we did that train. I was I was in there mad, boy. Me and my [ __ ] had lifeguard jobs. I could swim, but I wasn’t. That was a player had summer job. Yeah. Hell yeah, bro. Y’all had summer jobs. Yeah, I had a job. I ain’t had to work, but my [ __ ] worked like during school and [ __ ] That’s why I know I’m like, “Boy, God bless my family cuz I couldn’t have no job during school. I was nothing.” What job you had in the summer when you was in high school? A lifeguard. That was it. [ __ ] I worked at Marquette Manor, which is a old apartment. I was there when uh everybody Yeah, that used to be the They had vibes and everybody worked at Great job. All the girls was in there. All the hoes worked at that [ __ ] Yeah. Marquette Manor was elite. If you know, you know. But then me and my cousins, we worked at the Kroger right there on Township Line. Used to have a ball in that [ __ ] bro. Me and all my guys worked at that meer, bro. Everybody that went to my school would pull up with their parents at that meer, bro. Be crying, laughing. That’s crazy. How you getting carts? They be like, “Nigga, you out here getting carts, man.” I’ll be like, “Yeah, wait, wait till you see me come. I’m coming to school, though.” Yeah. My my paycheck was $90. Yeah. My mom always said, “Just be a kid, son. That that money ain’t [ __ ] clean cuz you made $90. I made 90 bucks a week, bro. I was good. I couldn’t even buy no JS. My pops was hitting my hand, [ __ ] Every week. Here, son. Just watch this. I found a way, though. Oh, I found a way. Use a booster. The block the block started calling. My boy found a glitch. Glitch in the matrix. My cousin. I could not work in high school, bro. I used to My [ __ ] used to have jobs, bro. But they had different lives to me. But that’s like, damn, bro. You do got to go to work. Yeah. My parents was on some, bro. You You can work a certain amount during the week. Weekends they wouldn’t trip us like during the week, bro. You can’t work that many hours. But yeah, I bought too much [ __ ] in high school. I had I was rich in the hood, bro. I only I only worked in the summer anyway cuz I had basketball. Nothing, bro. Yeah. I was trying to buy kicks and a racing jacket every two weeks. I was on that. I That’s why I like Mario. You got paid every week. Every week I was going to owe Charlie. [ __ ] they could have paid you for the year $90 a week. Here you just just come [ __ ] with us. Damn. Damn dear, bro. It’s damn near. I ain’t going to lie. Even as an adult, bro, getting paid week to week is totally different than bi-weekly, bro. That is a different type of lifestyle. I love bi-weekly cuz it taught you discipline though, bro. Mhm. I needed that 90 years. It taught you discipline, bro. Discipline now for sure. Huh. Yeah, but I’m saying no, that help cuz we only get paid once a month. Allegedly. What? We do. Once a month, boy. Damn, you know what? YouTube, we get paid at the They make sure we get paid at the end of the month. [ __ ] got to hold on. Hey, the last single day. Don’t let that one day come a little bit early. My [ __ ] said, “Oh, yeah. Still next week.” We had Don’t let it be a 30 31st. You like we getting paid within the next month. If that last day fall, you get paid on Tuesday cuz Monday we tired. I remember DJ said, “Hey, what the [ __ ] going on?” They said, “Well, yeah, it came around a little bit quicker.” What? Love to the family, man. You know, we got to crack jokes on y’all. But that really be happening, though. No, it be happening. But when you get paid on some real [ __ ] when you get paid weekly, bro, you kind of like I don’t know. Oh, you feel like you trapping. You do, but it’s like at the same time it’s like, “Fuck it. I get paid next week.” Yeah. I like that. I like the album. I was on that like you know I’m about I’m about to get 36 hours in this week. I know I know I’m about to get I’ll get two pair of shoes this week. I’ll make up for it next week. I’m good. Oh god. I got some Only thing I could buy at that time was Air Force Ones or New Balances cuz I only got $90. Damn. How much was I putting in y’all gas tanks? A my mom used to get me 20 cuz I went to work. Would that last you for a while? I had a Camry, [ __ ] Last me a month. That [ __ ] last freshman year this junior year. Yeah. I ain’t had a whip till late senior year. So I was happy, you know what I’m saying? Had my dad. He was cool about it. He was like, “Shit, I’m just happy you ain’t ask me for [ __ ] I’ll take you to work.” Soon as we turned 16, [ __ ] we was in whips. It was over. [ __ ] was driving to school. They gave you gas money. Yeah, [ __ ] I was driving to school sophomore year on my mom. Why you That’s why you like this. My Camry was a 600, bro. You spoiled. Yeah, I was spoiled. I never, [ __ ] I I’m from the jungle on my mama, but I never disrespect my household, [ __ ] My parents was good growing up. That’s why he act like that. Spiritual God, bro. You think I’m spoiled? I was spoiled when I was young, but when I got older, that was dead. Like when I was a kid kid, I had everything. This why we came. We had my My friends humbled me though. Like my friends didn’t have [ __ ] growing up, bro. So I I wasn’t able to like go crazy. But if I grew up in like caramel and [ __ ] bro. I have been a different [ __ ] bro. I was a kid. C would have been different. Yeah, bro. My mama when I was a kid kid, we had I had trampoline, concrete, basketball court. We always had a basketball court. I ain’t going to lie. My every come home, [ __ ] Six, seven pairs of shoes, bro. But I’m like, damn, my [ __ ] ain’t got it. I’m going just go ahead and dish out all my clothes today. I got six, seven [ __ ] living with me. But when I got high school, n I It wasn’t like I was fresh every day. Oh, that [ __ ] different. What? We ain’t getting nothing. What? See, my parents was too tapped in. So, I mean, I always had everything. I didn’t have to worry about [ __ ] My older brother was trapping, though. So, I was getting Jordans and game systems in elementary school. It was up. My mom when we got I got in high school when the [ __ ] mattered. My dad did. My dad did good about me keeping me in the hood cuz I would be a piece of [ __ ] if I grew up in Fischers or [ __ ] I wish I did. I ain’t gonna lie. When I was little, I was spoiled as [ __ ] bro. Did you grow up in the hood, EJ? Nah. And like I was middle class. All my family live in the hood. [ __ ] [ __ ] next to me [ __ ] had roaches and about to get evicted every other day. Ah, no. We ain’t had no roaches. I live right behind Mayfield. We was in Mayfield and I live right behind Mayfield right here at 46 High School. I lived in Gateway. I lived the other I lived on the other side of Mayfield. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I bus went through his neighborhood and [ __ ] Yeah. Look, Mark, I mean Mike. Yeah, cuz little Eric and went to Co Springs and they live right behind me. Yeah, I bus literally came cuz times y’all. Mike, let Mike tell us origin. He had time. I ain’t going to tell no. Well, you Yeah, he flipped the house, right? I did. I was blessed. But I was It was cool. Eric and a little [ __ ] Like we had we had a I just had a lot of people in that house. We had a one, two, three, four. We had a four bedroomedroom and one bath. Damn. Four bedroom. One and a half bath. We had a half bath downstairs. Little house on the prairie. Four bedroom. One and a half. Was the bathroom with the uh with the shower and the parents room? So you had to go in there? No. It was like when you first came up the steps. It was the bathroom with the shower. Then every My sister had a room. My other sister had a room. Me and Marcus shared me, Marcus, and my brother Terrell shared a room. My mom and dad had a room. Yeah. It was just me and my parents. Then my we had one of them things outside like uh what you call that where it’s like a in cage outside. I don’t know. I didn’t do no Porsche. I don’t know. Yeah. We had like a porch screen in porch. Yeah. Screen in porch. No porch. And we like we had like a screen a screen in porch and my grandmother live there. Oh yeah. Separate room. And then my cousin Kana lives she live wherever wherever with some space I guess. Yeah. That [ __ ] bathroom always stump. No, my mama my mama clean. Bro, you had to clean the [ __ ] like after you use that [ __ ] you had to clean it. Yeah, my mama was My mama mean as [ __ ] Not now, but when we was little, bro, she was she was Michael Jackson daddy in the house. Like, you got them towels up there, Tito. You love that town. My mama beat your ass. That’s how I am, bro. I don’t play that [ __ ] But that’s kind of hard. I didn’t live with that many people. We didn’t have that many bathrooms, but it was just me and my folks, though. We had foster kids, Kan. My cousin Britney lived with us in that same house. Damn. My cousin Yeah. My cousin Britney lived with us. My cousin Ebony lived with us. That’s why I always tell people, bro. I say, “Yeah, I it wasn’t destined for me, but it was definitely destined for Jeff Teague to make it to the kind of my life was kind of, you know, I mean, it was it wasn’t [ __ ] up. It was cool. It was [ __ ] up. I’m just saying you was, bro, seven people using one bathroom is crazy, bro. You ain’t think about it, though. I know. But I’m saying your life wasn’t [ __ ] up, but when you look at it, you was like, like when Moo said it, I was like, damn, we did only have one bathroom. I’m like, but we ain’t think about that’s why I used to commit church all the time. It’s crazy, bro. Yeah. My sister say stay in that bathroom as long as you can. Yeah. Well, my my brother start getting outside [ __ ] I had my own Well, I had anyway. I had my own bathroom my whole life. Straight, bro. Me and Moo had bump beds. That [ __ ] was just come home. Food was good. Ready. It was different, bro. Damn, man. Man, that was crazy. We had a full time bump bed. Damn. You had homecooked meals every day? Oh, my mama, bro. I came home, [ __ ] to steaks, [ __ ] Every my [ __ ] that watch the podcast, my close [ __ ] everybody’s in my wedding, bro, that grew up with me would tell you, bro, my house was the fun house. Me and my [ __ ] Sauce. He stayed on 23rd and Keywood. I live. Shout out to my [ __ ] sauce. I’m 40th. I’m 41st in grade, bro. My mama fed everybody. [ __ ] my daddy took care of the block, bro. Facts. Maybe I need to go to therapy. Yeah. Early on, my mom was defin on that. We probably ate out on the weekends, but probably Monday through Friday, my mom was definitely making dinner. Nah, that was never the mom was whipping up for sure. My mama and daddy, my mama would make food on like a Wednesday. My dad took, we was did everything with basketball. My dad was a high school coach, so we went to the gym every day. We ate McDonald’s every day of my life. Yeah. Nah, I probably ate McDonald’s from 3 years old to like 12 at least. five every day because we we all used to uh mob up 15 deep and walk to Shoridge every day. We used to go pick up each other from each other’s house in sixth through 8th grade and walk to school and we [ __ ] stop at McDonald’s on the way there and then everybody walk back home and we’ll stop at but that’s the only time I ate McDonald’s man from like I ate McDonald’s like for like six years straight probably three time three or four times a week. Damn, I just thought about that. I would never let my kids walk to school and I used to walk across the tracks [ __ ] I went to 109. You couldn’t even There was no bus in our neighborhood. Yeah, it was no bus coming. I had to walk every single day. We used to walk across 38th Street, [ __ ] from 40th to [ __ ] 34th in Meridian every day. That’s a nice little walk. My nice little walk. My walk from my house to 109 was like 15 minutes. Yeah. I was going to say it was no Yeah. And that was walking through a neighborhood. Yeah. I used to walk through the neighborhood. And if you don’t know, the west side of 38th Street in Indianapolis is Little Mexico. Yeah. My life, bro. Yeah. them apartments that’s been right there have always been disrespect to uh Landon and Lamont. They little brother got killed because of that. Damn. He said racial slur to one of them driving. Yeah. They grabbed him grabbed his coat and dragged him down the street. We was in I was in Yeah, bro. Fifth grade. Wow. Rest in peace. We had to go. Our school was so fried. Like they made us walk to the His funeral. He had a funeral. Yeah. Visual. Yeah. And we had to the whole school walked and did it and had to go through and see the visual. I don’t think my mama okayed that. They definitely didn’t. They definitely there was no waiverss for that. They definitely My mama was never letting me do no [ __ ] like that. N we did it though. It’s crazy now cuz that’s correct. Me and Bry Turn was talking about it. Kids had phones and [ __ ] now and we wouldn’t let our kids walk nowhere and we used to walk everywhere. I ain’t let my kids walk from 41st and Grayson to no [ __ ] 34th in Meridian. Damn, that’s crazy. Not Doyle. It’s crazy. Times change, man. Shout out to parents, man. Gearing up for school for sure. All right, man. Before we get out of here, I want to ask yall this question. There’s a video of his father. He He that younger kids maybe elementary. He took his kid, you know what I’m saying? The squirrel with a kid in the neighborhood, but he took both the kids with him. You know what I’m saying? He was like, “Hey, y’all going y’all going to roll your fairways.” You know what I’m saying? We ain’t going to know get out the way. And the young kid beat up both the brothers. I want to ask y’all why they ain’t jumping. Nah. OG said, “No, get y’all going a none of that. Y ones but never in my household. I was going to say I know in most people household you getting jumped but are we missing the old days of squabbling because now all these kids got switches and fighting dead. Yeah. Fighting dead. I mean [ __ ] was getting killed my freshman year of high school though. That’s why I be different. I have different like opinions about like guns and [ __ ] My close friends was dying [ __ ] when we was 14 party. So I guns been around my like my situation. I don’t [ __ ] was fighting. Yeah. But [ __ ] was dying too like a [ __ ] Yeah. Literally Sharp. My [ __ ] George, he got shot in the back of our head, bro. We was in school probably a month maybe after the party. So yeah. I don’t I don’t People was dying back then. But it was more fighting. Yeah. But where my family was and my cousins, everybody like talking my cousin Brandon, me and him from different like where he from and where I’m from, they ain’t get along. Yeah. Like his homeboys and my homeboys did. We was talking about today. That’s crazy. We br this up. They ain’t get along. Like Ben Davis didn’t mess with like some of the Northwest cats and even though I went to Pike, I hung out with people that went to Northwest. They Yeah. And then the school I went to, nobody got along with them two didn’t get along with that group. You know what I mean? Like North Side, you know, North Side. No, for sure. Hoods was beefing for sure when we was growing up. Yeah. So they was within a mile right here. So we could have went to every [ __ ] school. You could have went to all these schools, right? Yeah. So we and Brandon was talking about today like, “Bro, we ain’t like y’all.” And I was like, “We was cousins.” And like he was like, “Yeah, damn. Be out of pocket.” No, he was like, “Yo, obviously when I see him, it’s like that’s my cousin. We hug each other. What’s up, my boy?” But we’ be looking at each other and I’ll be like, “That’s my like, what’s up?” He’d be like, “Peel, what’s good?” And then he’ll see the rest of them be like, “Well, yeah.” Which y’all, you know what I mean? It’s like, that’s true. That’s a real life thing, though. I’m like, “Damn, my cousin [ __ ] bro, people.” Shout out to Cuz Billy, bro, 36 and Kenwood, [ __ ] is you can literally walk. We used to walk past Kenwood to get to Shoridge, bro. Kenwood vers Boulevard was a real thing, bro. Yeah, a real battle. Facts, bro. Real battle. And we was all in. We all 46 208, bro. So I I know where you coming from. Yeah, I used to just be and then Pike verse like Northwest verse Pike. That’s why that rival game was so lit. It was so crazy. Even like Ben Davis Pike and they I don’t know what they be. I wasn’t around them. But like the Northsiders, like when I would hang, I’ll be with my guys, we go to the fair or something. Yeah. And I would see him like even your nephew. Yeah. RP. But like he he’ll be like, “What’s up, T?” I’ll be like, “Yo, what up? [ __ ] the rest of them niggas.” I used to be like, “Oh, here we go. Here we go.” Them [ __ ] will be like, “What? What are yo?” I’ll be like, “Please, please. We about to.” And he I’ll be back. I mean, you know, he was he was cool as hell, but the beefs was so like, man, I went to school. I was like, man, I’m just going this way. Bro, it used to suck cuz in my immediate family, my daddy side of the family, all from the land, and then my mama’s side of the family is all from Hville and they never got along. I’m like, y’all [ __ ] live 5 minutes away from each other, literally. I wonder if it’s like that across the country. Like, I mean, I imagine like hoods beefing. I imagine we didn’t have gangs and [ __ ] I mean, yeah, LA is like gang related though. But I’m like, [ __ ] our we neighborhoods was beefing, [ __ ] Yeah, I could. Yeah, that was that was If you was from Post Road, [ __ ] it was up. That’s what that’s one area that me and my guys I don’t care. They can say what they want. We never went out east, bro. Like for real. We never went out east. See, my brother when he was 19, he had a park right there on 30th of Milhoffer. Then he moved to um 38th and Post. Then he was on 42. We never went out east, bro. Like I remember we went out east a couple times to see some girls. But like going out east was like out of state. Carriage house. Yeah. Try to say it’s like that everywhere. Yeah. I guarantee it’s probably like that everywhere. Yeah. Like going out of like going post was like going out of state, bro. Especially with our gas like Oh, fast. I ain’t have enough money to go out east, bro. I was always out east. I stopped playing at Watkins and start playing. My hood used to be for post roll like a [ __ ] back in the day. Hallville used to be like a [ __ ] post. I have nothing on post roll. Like I ain’t even had no issues nobody out there. I just That’s what you grew up. Yeah. You just grew up. It was west side. [ __ ] everybody else. Yeah. Across 16th Street is literally three blocks away, but it’s still across 16th. Now, I ain’t from over there and my family is, but I never understood that. You would cross 16. That used to be a real problem for people. I like I guess it’s across 16th both ways, right? It’s one street. So people over there be like, “No, [ __ ] them from across 16th.” And people over here is like, “No, [ __ ] them from across.” That’s like sunset beefing with longs. That’s crazy. Literally literally like that. And that’s why I always stay the [ __ ] away from there cuz I said, “Nigga, y’all all live next door to each other.” What is the problem? I was. And then like and then like being from the west side. If you wasn’t from that part of the west side, they say, “Nigga, you ain’t from the west side.” Like, well technically my [ __ ] yes I am. Like technically I really live out west, bro. Like since we’re here, it’s really like not. But no, [ __ ] [ __ ] that is the west, bro. What? Where is it at then? So you live in Avon. You from the west side. No, [ __ ] That’s far. That’s far far away. That’s a good question though. You literally are. But that’s like far. I’m just saying. That’s like a [ __ ] from Caramel saying is nowhere near Avon, bro. So you live in Speedway. You from the west side? Yes. Oh, my mama. You [ __ ] Speedway. How far? How far is How far is Speedway from Harville? Speedway. How far is Speedway from my Speedway is three minutes from Northwest? Help me. How far is Speedway from Long from Long? Yeah, I think it’s like three minutes. Three miles. No, that’s my gym is literally like a mile away from Longs, bro. If you live on High School Road, you’re on the west side. On me, you are. That’s a fact. [ __ ] went to go to the west rink on high school. You got to cross high school to get to Speedway. Yeah. Yeah. Mike tweaking. He whing, bro. He one of them hood n d n d n d n d n d n d n d n d n d n dig. Yeah, we do. Y’all we get it. Y’all was robbing each other and y’all live next door to each other. We get it. But bro, y’all fall for that same gas station. I respect that respect. But I used to say I was at church over there. So you know you know how I like this boy. Hey, they treacherous over here, boy. Shout out to Dirty Friendship. Yeah. And I used to go to that Boys and Girls Club though. Is that still around? I mean we bought it though. He ended up buying it. Yeah. Yeah, I bought donate to the church. That’s fire. Full circle moment. Shout out to Pastor Coverson, boy. I love you for sure, man. Before we get out of here, be here. Tell the people they can grab some merch at, man. Shop520.com, baby. Appreciate y’all. Tap in. Y’all know the vibes, man. Before we get out of here, Boost Mobile. $25 unlimited nationwide, man. Shout out to everybody who been pulling up to Boost Mobile. Shouting us out, man. Make sure they take care of that bill. Last, but certainly not least, man. Hop in with the Twitch, man. Malcolm on there going crazy. Hopefully he can get back in college football. It’s been quiet, man. You know what I’m Man, we trying to love up to Dre, but my boy, he got to get back in the lab, man. And shout out to Patreon, man. Yeah, Patreon live with it. We appreciate y’all. Shout out to everybody in the chat. Chat going crazy for sure. We’re going to do this more often, man. We going to give y’all some power. Let y’all ask some questions, man. Yeah. Matter fact, let’s answer some questions from the chat real quick. This 5G nationwide, not just in your hood. Hey, turn up. I like that. I like that. Taking that. Who said that? Yeah. You 5G nationwide, not in your hood. Yeah, we not give you no credit, but shout out to Yeah, we are taking that. P Locust or P Loc. Okay, he he definitely in the chat for Patreon cuz it’s we wanted to make sure we show love to Patreon. That ain’t none. Okay, shout out people talking in the chat. Okay, well next time [ __ ] put a question mark. We appreciate y’all. We’ll be back next time.

We’re back with Season 3, Episode 80 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague and the guys talk about the clip where Jeff said Lakers star LeBron James was on steroids during his time with the Miami Heat. Jeff says that he was joking and just saying it because LeBron was so dominant at the time.

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26 Comments

  1. When I had Covid my mom did the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 one of my aunts still wear the mask.. even in her own car!

  2. You're going to the feds stealing covid money. Get the wrong celly and that 1.5 million will be the last thing on your mind

  3. Teague – “I dont lie. Every story is fact, yall think I be lyin”

    Teague – “Yall be taking stuff too literally man, its just jokes.”

    😂😂😂 nigga yesterday you said “forreal nigga took 2 weeks off came back skinnier, I swear”

  4. "Flavor of the Day" should be a new segment on the morning show of yall finding dumb takes of people clipping yall outta context and roasting em cuz this shit getting ridiculous😂 but publicity is publicity I guess

  5. Facts you know these people got nothing better teague you can’t play like that today trolls run wild

  6. B Hen over there blasting Dj scary ass, 🤣🤣. Dj like, "I, i, i, i got the nigga outside, and then…." 🤣🤣🤣 scary ass, mon.

  7. yall slow ash teague definitely said “i was in the league during then ik what was going on “HE EVEN SAID ALLEGEDLY that tells you it was something he heard but teague do be teaguing

  8. Backtracking and saying it’s a joke or niggas doing too much when you say “seriously” and keep harping on it. Blood you are weird and lack self-awareness. Niggas watch the show every week and listen, Teague be saying shit joking and thinking he funny without using his brain or any logic. We have ears and brains nigga, you not gon insult our intelligence like this. Or you’re just an actual idiot who got blessed to be 6’3 and athletic with no functioning brain

  9. The way the league protects and rigs things for LeBron is sickening. Multiple members of his team got popped for this like THEY were the ones buying and using massive amounts of PE’s. It’s a joke man.

  10. I’m so tired of Jeff man .. he really showing his true colors he a weirdo this podcast exposing him dude weird and a hater . I hope bron sue if you know your podcast do numbers why would you say something like that about the most critiqued player of all time .. nigga dumb

  11. Dj chill out…he be pressing Barbie…but we all got homie that’s like dj thou…you just got bench him when the work is around

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