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The Clippers BRING BACK Chris Paul!



The Clippers BRING BACK Chris Paul!

Hey, Clippers. Yeah. What exactly are you doing? What do you mean? I need you to take a look at your roster real quick. What about him? This isn’t the LA Clippers. This is the LARP Clippers. I mean, I’m pretty sure Kawaii’s dead and you just signed CP3. We did. Yeah, we had to bring him home. I mean, technically New Orleans is home. And what exactly was the point in bringing in CP3? To run points, you have James Harden. I didn’t say he was going to start. Oh, he’s going to bench Chris Paul. A 40-year-old Chris Paul is so much better offensively than a Chris Dunn. What about defensively? Plus, if someone gets hurt, he can fill in. And he’s a good vet to have on the team. For what? To mentor the other geriatric players on the team. What are you going to have? 40-year-old CP3 mentor 35-year-old James Harden and 34year-old Kawhi Leonard. Yes. You just want to become a fan favorite team by having all the remaining players everyone grew up watching on one team, don’t you? 100%. It’s actually kind of genius. I can’t wait for you guys to see our new jerseys, the uncction edition. What is it? A button-up in suspenders? No. There’s a bow tie, too.

22 Comments

  1. Dame is in Portland, CP3 is in LA, all we need is LeBron in Cleveland and I may forget which decade we are in. Time traveled back to the 2010s

  2. I really like what the Clippers do over the last years.
    The Paul George Trade was heavy but at the time a power move to secure a contending position with a strong core and PG + Kawhi. It was high risk high reward and at least resulted in many hopefull/competetive seasons.
    They may held to long at that chance buth the recovery mode that they are in right now looks pretty good. Highly competent team with short deals to balance the time that they gave up for PG and the future.

  3. Imagine this team in 2018 when cp3 was a name worth saying and prime James harden was unstoppable coming from a heat fan now a days shai is where it’s at if you wanna watch a mix of nba and street ball magic after that I’d say lamelo are my guys I like to watch if I wanna see nasty dribble moves Kyrie is a hm but he gets injured too much

  4. Also that’s why the Steelers doing getting all my favorite players on my favorite team lol DK metcalf A rod Jalen Ramsey TJ watt imagine this team 5 years ago

  5. Look they don't have any draft picks for a few more years being a nostalgic team is the least they can do

  6. All the fan favorites… Didn’t even cross my mind.
    I guess I’ll be rooting for the clippers next year. 🤷‍♂️

  7. Someone laughed at me recently when I said the suns would be better than the clippers this year. The clippers being a retirement home is just helping my case.

  8. Honestly they don’t have a lot of good draft capital, these guys are on one to two years, this is the best thing they could have done is just contend with uncs

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