Jeff Teague on Kawhi Leonard & Clippers title hopes, Cam Thomas drama, Lakers prediction | Club 520
Just hit the button. God, don’t ask more questions. Subscribe. All right, man. We back. Another episode of Club 520 podcast. I’m your host. My name is DJ Wells. Same gang. With me to my far left, we got my dog Bishop B. Hing out the praise. How you want, Nasty? What’s up, boy? Hey, say you getting back to the green leaf, man. I’m feeling good today. You’re the only unbothered king here at work today. For sure, man. I uh took a edible and [ __ ] the other day, man. I’m just now recovering from it. So, wait a minute. You still recovering from edible? Yeah, it took it took me under boy. Had me feeling like I was one with the Lord though. It was a good experience, but I couldn’t shake it. The real Hulk Hog boy. He about to be one with the Lord. You got that clip, Mike, of the OG with the uh dad, please. I sent you. Please put that up. That’s a funny moment that you just said that. But n Yeah, that that’s a different type of edible. Yeah, bro. Take your uh check your phone. It was my whole body, bro. But you know, I’m back. I told you, bro. I’m I roll one every day. I’m Edibles is out of It’s not even a conversation, bro. It’s the worst thing you could do. They fun, bro. You got to just get a sativa boy, though. Sativa boy to get you together. I done had sativa. I done had indacica. I done had hybrids. Them hoes crack. You can’t you can’t do that’s about the next step. Indica, you can’t do them the worst, bro. You gotta be ready for bed off the indica. The sativa, you get a couple shots, get it activated, you to the beat, bro. You up all night. Speaking of crack, please play that clip I just sent you. This is absolutely hilar the George Clinton and Booy Collins. This is I don’t know if y’all seen this, but this is absolutely hilarious. He said, “This is when our our friendship had to, you know what I’m saying, take a turn because George was done. I mean, he was he was cooked, you know, the the the crack. He was cooked, you know. How scary is that to witness firsthand? Well, I tell you like this. We were in Florida and uh we would try what we would do would go to go to Florida, Miami to go, you know, fishing out on the yachts and this that and the other. And uh we would take our girl, you know, this is one time it wouldn’t be a freak show. It would be more like, you know, we taking our ladies out and vacation, have a good time, write a little bit. I would have a guitar. He would be riding, you know. Um, so we in the hotel and he said, this is when he first started doing the pipe, you know. He said, “Uh, hold up. Let me go in the room. Hold up. Let me go in the room here. We, you know, we’ll go down get the boat in a minute. Um, I’ll be right out.” And I didn’t know what he was doing. So, he goes in the room. Uh, then he comes out and he said, “I don’t ever want to see you doing this.” And I’m like, “Doing what?” You know, he fired it up. front of in front of who is he talking about? George Clinton is booy college about George Clint telling me don’t you ever you know don’t even think about it I was like because I would take you know because I would take you know I always looked up to George as a bigger brother mentor not my dad you know James would but George was the brother I could sleep with chicks and whatever he said so whatever he said you know was gold you know so I said okay then he went back into the uh with with his girl and then he came out with the pipe here. He said, “Here.” And I looked at him. And I looked at him. You know, I was like, “Didn’t you just say I didn’t you just say I not to ever take that?” He’s like, “Oh, I just jumped.” You know, this is like sex, man. It’s like the sex. You take it. Just take it. Just Just hit it one time. And I was like, “No.” Cuz I thought he was trying to trick me, but he was serious. You know, he was serious. So after that happened, you know, that I think that changed the whole dynamic for me, you know. Um it was like I went back to being with James Brown then because I knew that James didn’t want me to do drugs for real. So basically all these [ __ ] are just crackheads. Yeah, I was going to say we can stop this clip here unrelated to me and tell him about his edible source again. Yeah, don’t ever compare me to these [ __ ] [ __ ] this. I had this loaded up before you told me about your experience. But the fact that he said, “Yeah, bro told me to smoke the crack.” That’s what our friendship had to end. Yeah, mine’s too. I smoke crack is crazy. cracking. Man, hit this. He told, “Hey, don’t ever smoke this, man.” Hey, my boy, get down. Nah, man. Start me off with the at least with the killer at first. You should just gradually work yourself into the crack. Yeah, don’t just start me off like that. That’s crazy, bro. Crack is nuts. Crack is cheap, man. Give up soon to the people, man. Still to my right, my dog. Young Nacho, Young T, got you. What? Chilling, bro. Really cooling for real, man. That is funny as hell. Hitting your mans up to smoke crack is crazy. Like there’s a lot of things you can hit your homie up to do. Like he said they was know what I’m saying throwing oops to each other. But he said this is where the line could not be crossed. Crack is just too harsh though. Like stick to the coke, bro. I advise you do drugs, but when you reach crack, that mean you maxed out. Yeah. It’s nothing past that, bro. You chasing that dragon, baby. Back then though, crack even look that as bad though. And who on whose block? M. Back then cracked. Yeah. They didn’t know it was, bro. Yo, stop playing, bro. No, they thought crack was like new weed. [ __ ] went to work and it was crackhead kids. Like they was They still do. It didn’t get bad till they was like they needed the crack and now they losing their job. Well, I mean, you know what I’m saying? After that first hit, [ __ ] got real wicked. N for real. People was smoking crack. They ain’t know it was like, bro, crack always been bad, y’all. I’m telling you, when they first all these [ __ ] ass sto I’m dead ass serious. When it first started, it’s always been the worst drug ever, bro. When it first started, bro, they was smoking crack. Like, it was new. Like, everybody was doing cocaine. They like, “Oh, no. You can smoke it.” And they was smoking crack. They ain’t know you was going to be They say like a year later, you start looking crazy cuz you look at it like it was just cocaine. Yeah. Cheaper cocaine. Yeah. When Snowfall first dropped, you know what I’m saying? They thought that was a new party drug and they realized about two weeks different. Yeah. They like, “Hold on, this [ __ ] got a hold of me. I can’t shake this. I can shake coke little heroin. I can shake it. This crack, man. I can’t shake it. Out of pocket. I’m telling you, bro. Hey, man. You seen the boy? People stealing VCRs from their family members, hitting the pawn shops. Boys is going to get that fixed. Yeah, they couldn’t shake it, bro. Bring Bring these drinks in, Barbie. I’m not listening to these [ __ ] today. Mad when like [ __ ] was losing their jobs. That’s what they got. Wig, what’s up, Barbie? How you doing? Good. How are you? I’m well. What we got today? Tegan. Excuse me. You got procco. You got procco. Oh, turn me up. There you go. Tegan. Tegan. What’s What’s in that [ __ ] It is. You have deuce in yours, Teague. And lime juice and ginger beer. Okay. And you have tequila in yours. And lime juice and ginger beer. It’s like a Moscow meal. I ain’t mad at a Moscow meal. One of my favorites. We going to talk about you can’t walk in them heels. I can walk. I’m just talking. I’m just I could definitely walk on my heels. Respect. What’s up with you? How you living? I [ __ ] with mine. You’re not going to try yours. Oh, damn. You watching? Yep. Oh, damn. You watching is crazy. Okay, that ain’t that bad though. Okay. Shout out to the ginger beer. No ginger ale. That’s actually pretty good. Okay, Barbie and her game today. Yeah. Come on. Drunk Barbie. Woo. Oh, we got buzz Barbie. A little buzz. Okay. Little sliz. Damn. What you been doing? Nothing. Out with the girls. Oh, what? No. Date night. Date day. Damn. We’re not going to talk about it. Oh, yes, we are. Actually, we not going to talk about Tell us more. I can’t. Why? I cannot. Nope. I was out with the girls today. No, you are. Man, you had a bad dating experience, Barbie. What was so bad about it? Just be transparent. How are you not going to talk about Was it Barbie’s fault? Yes or no? Take the over under. I don’t think it was. Okay. How you going, Mike? She’s wildly open these days. Wasn’t her fault? It wasn’t my fault. Yay. I’mma go with your fault. It wasn’t my fault. Okay. I’ve had no bad day. What are we talking about? What happened? Nothing happened. My car messed up. My car messed up. Hey, they told me I didn’t even see the episode where y’all was laughing about my car messing up. That’s [ __ ] up. Your car messed up a couple couple episodes ago and I didn’t make it in and y’all was laughing at me. That’s [ __ ] up. I was standing in the middle of the road. You thought I thought you got into an accident. It was your fault. They have an accident though. What happened to your car? It was just what was it? Running hot, dragging. Throw some ice cold water on. Got it. It was thirsty. I had no say you can throw some water in there if you want to. It’s going to blow. Leave it up to a girl for a car to be running [ __ ] hot. Mhm. I have no antifreeze. I have what? I have no antifreeze in there like at all. Like zero. Like about to lock my [ __ ] up. I’m like, “Daddy, I’m not going to know how to do the last. When was the last time you got some oil change?” I don’t know what you just get in your car and drive. I knew she was going to say that. Literally. That’s what happened, bro. That’s why I need a man. But I mean, that’s why I need a man. Oh, you don’t you just need to be an adult. That’s too much of a dog. I have a lot of other adult [ __ ] to do. There’s a sticker you can put right in your car and it’ll tell you when you got to go to like when you need to come back. Bro, like all you got to do is pull up and they’ll do the rest. Yeah. Literally, my dad did it for me, though. Respect. Shout out to Pops, bro. While we here, would you judge a man who can’t change a tire? I like men that can do manly things. Would I judge? She’s big on that. I am. So, yeah, I probably would. Changing a tire. She was on the stream. The stream people was writing me off the stream like, “Damn, Barbie won a handyman for real.” I said, “Yeah, and he really don’t got to be with your belt.” Yeah, I I would never be the man for you, Barbie. Yeah, you got to mess with me either. Yeah, cuz the moment I made some money and I could hire people to do jobs, I start hiring people. I completely understand that. But I just don’t like no weak ass man. And like you can’t change the tire. You a weak ass man. So you ain’t got to have a head, but you better change the tire. I swear to God, I [ __ ] Y’all don’t know how to change a tire. Yeah. Okay. You have the money to not have to, but you know how to do it. If you had never seen me, oh god, I got Triple A. He going to pull up. Like if you had called me like, “Hey Jeff, my tire flat.” I’m like, “Damn, Barbie. I’m about to call Buddy.” Yeah, that’s cool. But you know how to do it though. You know how to do it. And if you just absolutely have Mike went out there and changed your [ __ ] Mike swear he handed me. I changed the tire like a week ago. Yeah. It’s not my tire. My little sister, she caught a flat and I was like, “Yeah, I got you. You down the road.” Yeah. That’s some real [ __ ] [ __ ] I I told my sister, “Go, we going to wait 30.” Yeah. Start right there. Cuz on the way. Yeah. Yeah. I always throw this [ __ ] in. Scooy 38 from German Church. But no, my what would it mean? He on the way, fam. Just stay right there. Sit in the car, man. Text me your cash at long as it gets done. But you know how to do it. And if you absolutely had to do it, you’re in the middle of [ __ ] nowhere. They can’t get to you. You have to change your tire. You’re going to change it. And you’re not going to be crying about your jeans getting dirty, your hands getting dirty, your shirt getting dirty. That’s that’s female [ __ ] That irks me. Like men don’t get dirty. Actually shitty that my shoes got [ __ ] up. I change the tires though. That’s cool. Some shoes, you know, but I mean like I don’t know. Not too mad. I’m never doing this [ __ ] again. Oh yeah. All that crying about designer and [ __ ] That [ __ ] irs cutesy ass on. People be crying about designer. They be crying like these new [ __ ] don’t or gh. She said just don’t like to get dirty at all. Like they ain’t trying to [ __ ] up their purple jeans for your cars. What she say? They fair, cool, whatever. But they don’t even know how to change a tire. True. Like y’all would get fed up if a woman was like I mean I could just pay somebody to make Thanksgiving dinner. Like [ __ ] no. I I would like that. You would like for As long as I eat, I don’t give a damn. If it’s you hire a chef, I wouldn’t be mad. If it’s heat, I’m If you hire chef, cool. But all the time like me, you can get in that kitchen and make me something. As long as I eat, I don’t go. I’mma keep it real. I know girls that I know girls that can cook. I bet girls that can cook, but I’ll take a super bad [ __ ] over a boy that can cook. Cool. But so you don’t have is no requirement that y have for y’all woman to do like some womanly things. I know y said y don’t like them to watch y clothes but cooking for y’all. Go crazy cooking for y’all. Yeah. No said take I do too. I’m going to the cleaners but and going to the cleaners. I take myself to the knock a load out. Don’t knock Don’t knock my load. I I wash it. Yeah, I’m hands on. I got my laundry, boy. I got my own clothes, G. Yeah, like me, I’m really self-sufficient. So, if I need your help, I will ask. But a woman has them socks, though. Oh, me go crazy. Get the A woman has to know how to cook to me. Just know. So, if a woman feel like I got to she want me to grab a hammer and break some [ __ ] this [ __ ] to satisfy her, then we ain’t compatible. M. But that’s the only thing I think a woman should know how to do is cook. Cuz cooking overrated, bro. Nah, I know it’s not. Yeah, it is. Eat a homecooked meal. Yeah, sometimes. But what about if it ain’t what you like eat? Like yall know we eat different. Like um we eat different. Oh, for sure. I It’s evident. Yeah. So if I So if I eat healthy food all the time, let’s say I start dating somebody who only can cook a certain kind of food, you pointless to me. I feel like if somebody can cook, they can learn how to cook. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it ain’t going to have that, you know what I’m saying? It ain’t going to have that same feeling though. Like, you know, some people makes a lot of stuff for their food with seasonings and [ __ ] Like, and then you make me a a chicken with no seasoning that I don’t like all that stuff. I don’t like this. And then you give me the chicken and it’s nasty. I’m be like, we might as well not do that no more. I’m going ask y question. Have been a situation. Somebody made y’all went out their way to make y’all a meal and it wasn’t hidden. Yeah. Yes. No. How did y’all respond? We don’t got to do this no more. Y’all [ __ ] be having some horrible experiences. No wonder why y’all so dark. I ain’t never had no [ __ ] meal. Boy, that’s down there mandatory. [ __ ] got to cook something, bro. Something. No, I love to cook. So, honestly, I was like, “Yeah, we just got to get this together. I’m going to show you how where you went wrong, man. We just going to go back in here and I had a meal boy. It had so much salt.” I was like, “Boy, big mommy your arm.” But I was like, “God damn, I can’t even finish this, man. I remember one lady before this a year. Long long long long long long time ago I was dating a girl long long long time ago. She made some fried chicken. That [ __ ] with the saltiest chicken. Bam. I I looked at I said this ain’t it. My pops comes to the crib. The chicken out. He like who made fried chicken? I’m like try it. He ate it. He looked at me like God. And I was like, I start rolling. The girl feels his crush. So my pop show, he’s super nice. He like the he played it off so sweet like god damn. And she was like, oh. He’s like, it’s the best chicken I ever ate. He like just start killing it, bro. I’m looking at him like bro, you got like take to the hospital after. He going to be like Barbie transmission. People going to lock up. He ate like seven pieces, bro. I said, “Oh, he hurt.” I was like, “You going to be hurt. This chicken was so soft.” She she came in the room was like that [ __ ] was nasty as hell with that [ __ ] was terrible. Damn. For the plot respected. Your daddy a good dude man. He made me feel better. [ __ ] [ __ ] that. Nf [ __ ] go all the way out the way to make a [ __ ] ball meal. Like we probably need to sit this night out. It ain’t nothing worse than food being fresh and it being trash. Like this is fresh out the oven and this [ __ ] is ass. I know a lot of people like that. I ain’t never had that experience, bro. You get on TikTok now and learn how to cook. That don’t mean it’s going to taste good, bro. Yeah, it don’t. It don’t. I seen a girl said her [ __ ] was nasty. She was like, “Y’all lied. I still can’t cook.” Um, but Tik Tok is literally step by step. But they say cooking is reading. Yeah. A lot of [ __ ] can’t read. It’s reading ingredients. It also got You got to have some feeling to it. Got like You might have love in there. Yeah. Extra little pinch of something that You can’t go by the book every time. It’s like Kool-Aid. We used to make Kool-Aid. Hey, if you went by the Kool-Aid book, that [ __ ] nasty as hell. You got to add a extra pound of sugar. You got to break your wrist for sure with the Kool-Aid. All right. Go to Kool-Aid packing flavor. Which one? I was about to ask you. Blue raspberry. Demon. Blue raspberry lemonade or just blue raspberry dooo? Doly. Okay. Mike, pink lemonade. Okay. Barbie wants some pink lemonade. Pink lemonade. That’s a fact. I’m a blue boy. Was y’all drinking grape Kool-Aid? I was mixing the grape with the lemonade. That was my [ __ ] lemonade busting. Thunder used to put all the packets in there. If the grape is sister, she used to go crazy. If the grape is cold cold, I [ __ ] It got to be ice cold. Yeah. Slush. It’s damn possible to be cold. Kool-Aid was so nasty, bro. Kool-Aid was fire. It was just diabetes. I’m saying like Kool-Aid with your soul food plate. Legendary. I got to have a good lemonade. I actually prefer it with less sugar now. I don’t even want you still you still doubling back. Oh, we just made some the other night. So, yeah. I’m I’m still cut your time lemonade. I’m watering my joint down. Shout out to my my brother Phil. His mom make the best Kool-Aid. She used to really put lemons and [ __ ] in hers. Oh yeah. She went crazy. She used to put a picture in a thing, right? You know, I was like they fifth what is it? Five four of them. I was the fifth brother and I come over Antoine. Shout out my boy Antoine. He the meanest brother. Like you come over him and Bill they about it’s simple. They both kind of mean when it come to the food. Like you come over they about to eat. She’ll put the picture on the table like you know [ __ ] we about to eat. I just get my cup. [ __ ] hold on [ __ ] You don’t even live here. Damn. Weak ass [ __ ] I hate people like that. Damn. I used to be like it’s like that. You really an intruder. You don’t even live here. I used to want some of that Kool-Aid so bad. And I got to share it with four other [ __ ] in this house. He getting thirds [ __ ] before I get her first [ __ ] He like you can get something now. [ __ ] And my black get your ass out the way. going over a [ __ ] house and his family like, “Damn, she in her making another play.” Like, “All right, [ __ ] I already been wanting to get this [ __ ] You calling me out?” People family play too much. Like, I don’t even play like that. You think it’s mandatory for a girl to make a dude’s play if they going somewhere, though? I think you should. If you like him, you will. Okay. Bro, my take notes, fellas. My life’s so funny, bro. I laugh about seeing P get me a plate, bro. I will cry laughing, bro. So, you got to know your people’s love language. Well, like your y’all girls get y plate. She as cool. I like making my own play. Yeah, I’m I’mma make my own play person. Yeah, me too. But like my mama, it’s Kirk. My mama is like uh who what mama was that movie where the mama like do everything. Don’t ever let the think like a man. That’s my mama. Yeah, you you Terrence J for sure. That’s my mama. So like when I come in there, my plate already be made. Like people be like, “What you want?” I’ll be like, “It’s okay.” And then my mom be like, “Jim, your plate over there by the oven, it’s already made, baby.” I’ll be rolling. I’ll be like, “Perfect. Let me make mine.” [ __ ] No, I don’t have that problem. We remix though. She’ll come with that [ __ ] sometimes or I make my own, bro. See, the scary thing is when you go somewhere that’s unfamiliar, it be like, “Oh, I’m going to make a play for you.” Nah, I’m going to make my own cuz I don’t know what these [ __ ] Oh, y’all know how I get down. I ain’t never seen nothing I like. Oh god. Cuz I fold that plate up real quick if I I’m nothing. Yeah, that see I’m tapping in. My mama know me though. I don’t eat after everybody go in there. Pause. It’s It’s over with for me. M like she I made your plate before everybody got here. We ain’t got nine 10 people that dug in a macaroni. You was the first scoop. That 11th that 11th person might be the best bite. And now that I’m getting older like cookout foods and stuff, I be like this been sitting out forever. It could have been flaws in here. I just be like, “Ah, we one with the earth.” She not one with the earth no more. Not no more with that. Like when I think about flies and I like not no more. Yeah. She like a buzz that eat bacon on the side. Ain’t [ __ ] I don’t know what people kids in there and stuff like no. I thought about you the other day. I was at a function. Um you know what I’m saying? Like the family functions pitching. It’s graduation stuff and I seen the spaghetti and I was just like I’m real critical of [ __ ] spaghetti. Bro, it’s mandatory at a cookout. But everybody’s spaghetti ain’t the same. It ain’t. But if it’s if it’s heavy sauce, heavy on the sauce, you got to tap in no matter what, bro. You know, after the first if that top is extra dry, leave it there, bro. Put the f back down. You put that spoon on there. Get the get the crispy. Y like y’all like the pan spaghetti like oven like baked spaghetti. Yeah. Yeah. I’m pepperoni on that [ __ ] I’m nothing on a bett. Oh, you put the I’m nothing on baked spaghetti, bro. [ __ ] fiesta cheese. I’m nothing on baked spaghetti, bro. Don’t put the little sausage diced up in that [ __ ] with the ground beef together. No. Uh, that’s exactly how you do. Baked spaghetti is trash. Baked spaghetti is smoke. That’s an at least dish. I don’t even know what this [ __ ] talking about. Nah, I like regular spaghetti. You get the noodles and you put the sauce, meat, whatever you put on there on top. I don’t like You don’t like it mixing? I don’t like mix together. Nah, go ahead. He He’s a buffet kind of dick. I ain’t never really been a buffet. He He go spaghetti. I used to be a go crowd legend. Eat spaghetti and go crowd’s crazy. No, I would never. I would never. But I used to be a legend and go crowd. If the meat is not mixed in with the sauce and your noodles, that [ __ ] is going to be awful. Yeah, that’s ragu. You usually be mixed in with the sauce, but the noodles will be separate from the sauce and the meat. What? Like the meat and the sauce at home. Like you don’t keep it separate and then let people get the noodles and the I only had like a white. That’s how I grew up. Yeah, my mom did that. But I be like, cuz she don’t really mess with cheese. Stop doing that weak ass [ __ ] mother. [ __ ] that’s how most people make spaghetti. Oh, my mama is not. Most people make what? I swear to God. Black people, right? Black people. Black spaghetti, [ __ ] It don’t matter. No, we made a remix. We remain. How we do it, how you probably should do it, [ __ ] You go and take your black cards. You put the [ __ ] all It’s one pot, [ __ ] [ __ ] crab noodles and grab meat. Yes. Yes, bro. That’s crazy. Grab noodles and grab meatballs. Y childish. No, but I’m saying that’s what you essentially You’re doing that though. No, because like Mikey, he like more noodles in like his spaghetti. So, he can have more noodles and less of the sauce. Sauce. Yeah. I like more sauce. So, I’m going to have more sauce. Well, they give you more sauce than they give you. We don’t get that option. You mix it all well together. Everybody get a even portion. Nah, bro. We making We got some more. Buffet spaghetti is trash. It ain’t buffet, bro. Y’all y’all is buffet just yuck and never y’all cafeteria spaghetti, [ __ ] Everybody get a love, man. And then y’all probably don’t even put enough meat and [ __ ] in your spaghetti. It’s probably a lot of [ __ ] missing. No, bro. Y’all cafeteria spaghetti, bro. Everybody come in here get a a scoop. And we talking about this, too. I hate I hate that people put ground beef and baked beans. You don’t have to do that. I don’t eat baked beans, but I I I found to know that that’s mandatory. I like it like that. I I’m nothing. I don’t know if No shame to people who eat. I’m nothing. I don’t really do ground beef and the baked beans. Yeah, I would [ __ ] with it. I don’t ever. It’s not. Well, how the hell do we go to Thanksgiving food? Talking about food. We are talking cook. I didn’t say I could cook. I can’t cook. We just talk about what’s mandatory. We don’t went from Kool-Aid. She really asked baby shower food. What’s a expectant thing that you have from a woman though? None of y’all repeated it. Oh no. Cuz he was saying that I need him to be a handyman. It’s just little simple. DJ’s for sure is for a woman to shut the [ __ ] up and listen. A lot of men say that. They like, “I need you to be quiet.” And that’s cool. The hate tour is still on. If his love language is silence, [ __ ] be quiet. Please. women. I mean, DJ wants women to take accountability in every situation. I would not speak for me. That hate train is still going. So, yours is cooking. Mine is cooking. His silence. Silence. Don’t say nothing. Dragonify Jones. Silence. Come into this relationship with accountability. That’s DJ [ __ ] I’m not expecting women to be accountable. Mine’s fitness. Fitness. You have to work out. I [ __ ] with that. I’ll just be like pure effort. Like you can be sad at everything if you just try. I’m pretty sure I could do everything. So damn. Just try. That was dark. I know where I made it life. I couldn’t start over like that. I just There’s no E for effort. Mike is a come as you are. Long as you as long as you into fitness, I’m cool with you. Yeah. Yeah. Take care of yourself. Yeah. If you if you want to work out and do stuff like that, come to me after you healed. I want you already went through Katrina and all that [ __ ] I want you to walk through Katrina. That’s why I’m still alone, still healing. Yeah, I’m not going through that with you. I’m willing to go through that with you. Be broken and all that [ __ ] like Yeah. You starting to get ded cuz Mike like, [ __ ] you come to me as you are. I’ll build I’ll build you up cuz I can do everything. That’s a lot of pressure. I’m not saying I’m wanting to do everything. I’m just saying it’s okay if you fail because I’m sure I got it. You going to make up for it. I’m with that vibe. But if you don’t work out, I can’t [ __ ] with you. Yeah, cuz then it look crazy to me. Yeah. Like if I go to the gym and I come back and you still at the crib. Eating in the bed. In the bed is crazy. But just eating in general. Yeah. I guess we don’t need to rehash that. Eating in the bed is crazy. But still butt naked with the Popey to my side. Even crazier, bro. I see you’re crazy, but it’s just and they’re about to die in my mind. No B. It’s something about when I go in the gym and I see like a lady working out. It’s like, damn. I I feel like she care. She care about herself. You working on yourself. Yeah. I feel like you care. So, you open. You got a lot of [ __ ] that a [ __ ] You work out? No, I won’t. No, but you don’t got to do nothing but [ __ ] be able to use a hammer with Barbie everything. That is not But I He says you don’t care what a [ __ ] look like. I do. I like I feel like uglier dudes are more manly than the pretty dip dudes. Hey, y’all hear what Dr. Umar says? Shout out Dr. Umar for lying. Talk about his bank accounts anyway. But did y’all see Dr. Umar? He does crazy lies. But did you see Dr. Umar what he said? He said ugly people deserve to be ugly people. To the ugly man. He said no crossbreeding. He is [ __ ] crazy. Yo, he’s wild boy [ __ ] They said why you go for me for your school. He said that’s not how we operate. Could you date somebody that woke? No. He too woke for you. He’ll piss me off. I like it, but it’s not for me. Get the [ __ ] out my face. Oh my god. For sure. Respect. Shout out to Barbie. We appreciate you. Five episodes in a row going crazy. Win streak continues. Everybody watch your struggle on the way up. I can really walk in heels. Don’t not too much now. Get your Jordans back. Now you strutting cuz ain’t nothing over there. Go get your Jordans back, man. I don’t know how to even wear that. No. For sure, man. Shout out to Barbie. Hey, man. One time for Leo and Don Trip, man. The concert was crazy this week, man. They put up in the city. We had a great time, man. That [ __ ] was fun as hell, man. No, definitely. Shout out. I would have heard a trip so [ __ ] bad. I like this go viral if she just if she put [ __ ] on that thing. Little bang tell her heels. Yeah, that kid he would have went left. It would have got wicked. I would have been rolling. No, for sure, man. The concert was crazy, man. That was dope to see them rock out the Vogue classic venue in the city. For sure, man. Behind the scenes. It’s dope to see people, you know what I’m saying, getting their bag before they perform. So, being able to see, know what I’m saying, their mindset before they got on stage. That was dope as hell, man. Shout out to the gang. No, for sure. I lowkey felt kind of weird though being back there with them cuz I was disturbing. They Yeah. I felt like we was [ __ ] with them. Like, I’m like, damn. I don’t really want to talk to them. I feel like they trying to prepare for a show. They getting locked in. Yeah. Yeah. I know what that kind of feel like when people be back there. Damn, my price to [ __ ] up people peace now when I think about it. I mean, I feel like that was cool [ __ ] After a while, Leo came over there said, “Nigga, open that rim up.” Like, [ __ ] all right. 1738. That’s why I stayed over there. I’m like, man, cuz Trip, you remember when he was sitting there, he was like rapping and [ __ ] I’m like, “Yeah, I ain’t gonna say nothing, bro.” He look like he trying to remember his words, his verses or something. I just [ __ ] with how unison they be, though, like knowing each other’s songs and [ __ ] That shit’s really hard to me. That was my favorite part of the whole performance. Yeah. And the DJ being a part of the show, too. DJ was going crazy. That’s fire, man. Shout out to them. That’s funny. No, the best part of the show was none of that. It was my white boy that was in the front rapping every single word. Crazy. Hey, it was two of them. Leo and Trip, if y’all don’t got nothing, y’all got y’all some white fans. They was going crazy. Bed Bigalow in the front. Yeah, that Yeah, the one with the loop swoop and pull, man. He was going crazy, bro. on that [ __ ] man. You know, I want to kill my people. I was like I like they must not know it’s Don Trip and Star Lee though. They thought somebody else was showing everywhere. Going nuts. Except [ __ ] man. I was looking every time every time every time was [ __ ] he go and then start rapping again. I was like I [ __ ] with him. Whoever he is he my favorite person in the video. He was turning. They got a cold following for sure. Yeah. Nah, for sure man. Shout out to the gang. Hey man, you got that clip of Ray Lewis? Please play that for sure, man. You can pay money, you know what I’m saying, to get personalized clips from some people, man. And they contracted Ray Lewis to talk about somebody in their office. And this [ __ ] is hilarious. Check this out. This blessing comes from Jim. And I’m telling you, all your coworkers got a problem cuz in meetings, you talking with this baby voice doing meetings like full baby talk while people discussing serious matters. I mean, just the other day, just think about it. I I made a I made a widow mistake on the spreadsheet. What? That That’s what that sounds like. So, what I’m telling you is we got to change that immediately so you’re clear and understanding that we need volume, right? presence expression. Is this for real? Yes. Kevin, please don’t make me have to come talk to you personally. Sometimes when I’m bored, I Hey, I’m going say right now, you don’t want Ray Lewis come talk to you. Like what? Like what is that? You could pay your favorite c or whoever’s on there, your favorite celebrity to write a or say a message to somebody. You could send it to them like from your favorite celebrity. Like would you do that? Like would you like who would y’all contract? Somebody kept asking me to do that. I I don’t understand what you’re saying. Yeah. Cameo. Somebody kept inviting me to try to do that. This is to do what? You would just read messages like somebody like I won’t be here to tell my wife yada yada yada. Oh yeah, I would definitely do that. Yeah, I would too. I’ll be like cameo lock in. Cameo lock in with cuz I write on I’m looking for the I know they’re going to tell me to say that. They probably gonna tell you to say what up nasty. That would be [ __ ] I’ll definitely do that. You just send messages to people just like that. I just Michael Jordan just say, “Fuck them kids.” I would tap in. We We want this. Yeah. Who would I Ray Lewis? Who would y’all want to send a message to? Oh, I have a list of people. All right. Nicki Minaj for me. You want to send one to her? Yeah. What would you say? Ah. Oh, no. I think you have to pay for her to say medical. But that’s not how I meant that. But okay. Oh, okay. So, I have to put my hotline voice on. Now, you turn the trouble up. RP to Jerry Wade. And I had to fill in for my boy man. Alleged. RP in the city. That’s funny. Yeah. Ray Lewis, I’m going to come see you personally. No, you will not, sir. What? I mean, what is the point of that [ __ ] though? Like, it’s probably that shit’s funny. That’s probably fire though. Like, you get that. Imagine like you open it up and I had pause and I had like you said, I had Nicki Minaj send you a message for your birthday. Like, be h happy birthday, [ __ ] You’ll be like, “Nigga, what the fuck?” Yeah. Yeah. You know, that [ __ ] probably would be raw, though. That’s just like the people they they send u the birthday request to the people in Africa. They be making the videos. Oh, I seen that. Yeah. Yeah. My [ __ ] had one made. Imagine doing that with a celebrity. Okay, I get it now. That would be that would be tight. What’s the app called? I ain’t gonna say it again because they got to pay. What you bet they probably he probably give what 25 a call. I mean a message probably. Different celebrities probably have different prices. I know them Ray Lewis probably 150. Damn. I’m Cameo. Let’s see. Personalized video. Cameo. I’m going I’m going for about 75. $330 for a Lewis. Ah, yeah. I’m going for 200. 200 me. Put me on there, Mike. Top 10 cameo. Guess who number one is? The Island Boys. Oh, of course. Yeah. Put me on there. I’m I’m a 200 piece, right? How much What’s your price being? I do it for 10. 10. What’s your price, DJ? $10. Yeah, I do. Damn. You know what? Crackhead prices. Yeah. Girl say your request going to be You going to be bored. You going to be higher. Who? Brown. 250. Yeah, I’m 200, fam. I know. Yeah. Let me at least get a 50 ball. How much you think Tyreek Hill is? He got a lot of kids so far. He got about three four special. 800. 800. I want to hear from him. Yeah. What kind of advice is [ __ ] give it up? I mean, you can tell him to ask him to say whatever. Whatever. Oh, yeah. We got to tap in, bro. Yeah. Put me on there. We need somebody to do a Club 520 intro. They about to do some indirect work. Yeah. I can’t. Yeah. put us on there as a group. Yeah, Ric Flair on there. We need to holl at Rick. It’s a lot of people we need. We about to cheat. Who is Tom? Tom Tonga. Uh, okay. Tom, I know who he is. Wrestling $10,000. God damn. [ __ ] I guess I think he just want to see who going to bite, who going somebody ever will. No, I see his request is still not met. He probably only got one request. Damn. Nick Young want a ban. A ban? Swag out of pocket. They out of pocket. Bees want a band. Out of pocket. Yeah, man. Put 520 on there. Yeah, we got y’all. Put us on there, man. How much we charging for all? Pause. All three is nuts. For all three people to be a part of the video. We gonna need 300. 100 a pop. Who was that baseball player right there? Right here. Yeah. Mariano Riviera. Mariano River. What’s up? What’s What’s his fee? 750. Damn. Shout out to about right though. And Spence 725. That’s about right. Terry Bradshaw 700. Terry Bradshaw. So that shit’s a real thing. Payton 625. Oh no. Shout out to GP. Michael Urban to send y’all videos. How much I do? 500. Oh yeah. Go. That’s a company expense. We need a a 520 shot for Michael Urban. Make it happen. That is worth it. [ __ ] no. Michael Urban intro for the show going forward. 500 well spent. Yes. I want to shout out to those boys from Club 520. I do got cocaine on my chest right now. How do you know if it’s going to really go through though? Is this like the hotel though? Somebody has to run a dummy one. Yeah. If it’s AI, I need my bread back. I don’t know. If I wanted to get popping or something, I would just do that. Is that Brett Favre? Yeah, I know you [ __ ] lying. 300. Yeah, he he got some [ __ ] to pay for. Ain’t no way. Brett, why are you taking people bread? Yeah, cuz y’all know Hey, y’all got the voices that sound like the people. You got their face, too. Yeah, it’s video. 325. Who? You get 325. George. George getting 325. Yeah. Yeah, you can up your price. George get me 600 do re 320. No, ain’t no way George ain’t cost more than the air man. What’s your price? I know, but that we need to we need to scale. Somebody might need it more than somebody else. Yeah. Shout out to Jordans, but [ __ ] a hitting his line. 300. Who? Howard? 300. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Okay. We hit him up. That might be a scary one. All right. Cameo. Don’t tell him what he gonna say for that 300. Talk to us now. He might owe you after that video. White going to ask some [ __ ] on there. And I do this to you. The wife might put a little sauce on that [ __ ] Bring it back. Hey yo, I ain’t laughing, bro. I’m just I’m just I’m thinking about something else there. I ain’t laughing. That’s crazy. Oh, yeah. Listen, I know a lot of people been having a lot of feelings about this, you know what I’m saying? Hulk Hogan, you know what I’m saying, passed away last week. Um, I am very interested to see the reception that he gets um at SummerSlam. They got a lot of people turn for him though. I think me as a wrestling fan, he did a lot for wrestling. He made it very popular, like mainstream popular. Obviously, he wasn’t really a really good wrestler, but he was very entertaining. Yeah. Yeah. But obviously he didn’t like black people. We know that. He made it very very clear unless you was rich. But I mean, it is what it is. As majority of the world, you know what I mean? Yeah. people. We don’t know how people feel behind closed door, but his [ __ ] came out as a wrestler. He was never my favorite. Yeah. I wasn’t a Hulk Hogan fan, so it’s whatever. Yeah. I’ve been seeing a lot of people like, you know what I’m saying? He just passed. Y can’t be putting smoke on his name. A lot of people like, I don’t give a damn when it’s time. It’s time you getting these jokes. But it has been very interesting to see the, you know what I’m saying, across the board how people feel. But I am very interested to see how these fans react. Yeah. I want to see how they gonna show love. I don’t know cuz when he came out of wrestle uh what what was that? He came out of event got boo. He came out of event they went hard on him man in LA. I can’t remember what event that was man. They went they went they was not [ __ ] with him. Yeah they went hard. They went hard. I mean he’s dead now though y’all. He is. The wrestling fans are disrespectful. I heard some [ __ ] out there. So no they was going crazy. They was. But I think Netflix debut. Yeah he had Netflix debut. They was blowing a [ __ ] out. Yeah. He came out there love was like [ __ ] out here. Yeah. He was trying to bring his little beer out and [ __ ] They get that weak ass beard. Yeah, that was boring the hell out of him. My boy wasn’t a vibe. Nah, bro. He is. They had to damn near take him off TV because of that [ __ ] But I mean, you never Hey, he died. I ain’t going to disrespect the dead. But yeah. Yeah, that shit’s crazy. That’s what it is. Yeah, I’m very interested to see that reception as well cuz they, man, listen, Aussie Osborne passed away. A lot of people mix emotions as well. They like, well, he didn’t [ __ ] with [ __ ] so [ __ ] him. He did. He [ __ ] with Trick Daddy. Well, gave my boy his biggest song. Did Have you seen the video of him hearing that song for the first time? I don’t know how much he [ __ ] with him. Yeah, he’s like he was confused as hell when he heard that [ __ ] Trick said, “I [ __ ] with Isaac.” God bless the under. Yeah, he Yeah, he did a parlay for him, but I don’t know if Isaac was too tapped in, bro. He feel like Shaka Khan when she heard through the wire. Yeah, somebody else died, too. She was shitty about that. He was pissed. She said, “If I know he gonna do this, I wouldn’t have cleared it.” I’m like, “Damn, that’s a classic.” They ain’t even do nothing wrong though. No, he looking that little John music. Yeah, Aussie was nothing. Yeah, he said no. He said no. Shout out to Drake. That’s a classic. Take classic. That’s a [ __ ] classic. That’s one of his biggest songs for sure. But oh yeah, Theo Hux RP, man. Oh yeah. Legend, man. That was crazy. Yeah. I feel like that was like all of our big cousins. Everybody [ __ ] with Theo. It used to be him and Eddie till I found out what Eddie be on. Yeah, man. Yeah. Well, Eddie Eddie Winslow. I was like, that was talking about Malcolm and Eddie. Yeah, I was going to say Malcolm and Eddie is an underrated show if you never say Eddie Cool. No, Eddie Griff Eddie Griffin. I’m talking about I’m talking about real Eddie. And I ain’t talking about Eddie Kane. I’m talking about He said Eddie Winsow. Bro, is he your cameo? No, his cameo is crazy. So, you know, he said Eddie Winslow. I’m weak. I used to talk about Malcolm and Eddie. I used to compare them two growing up, bro. I was like, damn, who was the coolest? But give me Malcolm. Even with the honor. God bless the under. Still give me Malcolm. Yeah. Eddie Winslow. Eddie Winslow ain’t of the Lord no more, man. Oh my god, man. Man, it was messed up. Also, another situation where you feel for that. I did not think he was talking about Eddie Winsow. I swear I thought you talking about Eddie M Eddie. That was one of my favorite shows. Y talking about big cousins growing up. Those was two big figures in the house, bro. Eddie Winslow and then you know me and Theo, bro. I knew Eddie was a jump though cuz he was always getting marked out in the show. I was like in real life bro he got to be a little different and he did not disappoint. Yeah. When he p when he left when he left to go hoop with uh the other [ __ ] and then grandma came I ain’t [ __ ] with Eddie after that. I’m like when Eddie got stopped out by the gang and came back home limping. I was like you like it’s your block. And Steve was raw. I was like Steve nasty. You going to leave? Yeah Steve wrong. I ain’t [ __ ] with him ever since. Sorry to confuse him, but n that’s crazy. That [ __ ] was funny. A lot of people were like, “Damn, we don’t even get to really honor him and his best work because of how we feel about Bill Cosby.” Cuz the Cosby show, I mean, regardless of what Bill did that [ __ ] [ __ ] But that is one of the iconic black sitcoms and that’s some of his best work that we don’t really get to like celebrate cuz that is frowned upon to show that show. A [ __ ] we celebrating that. Yeah. [ __ ] like I ain’t my household [ __ ] If Cosbyy’s on, I still catch it. I just didn’t know why it was the Cosby show, but them [ __ ] last name was Huckle. Still, I still don’t like what the [ __ ] is the purpose of that? Same reason why it was the Eve show and her name was Shelly. Yeah. What was they? A doctor and a lawyer. Yeah. Beautiful family. Beautiful family. All them kids. Everybody was good. Money. Yeah. Who else had a No, never mind. Now we got Zeus. We don’t even got them type of families no more on TV shows. [ __ ] just be regular workers and really a doctor and a lawyer. That’s different. Hey, you know what show you probably like though on Netflix? You should watch it. Hitmaker. You gonna [ __ ] with Oh, my [ __ ] Young Bird. No, I’m about to say my boy. It’s a whole bunch of producers and they got to get together and they make songs like beats and songs or whatever. All these fire producers, all of them got like crazy hit records and stuff. Oh, damn. and they partner them up and they go in there and they make songs for they made one for Usher. They making one for like John Legend. You will [ __ ] with it. You will [ __ ] with it heavy, bro. Cuz it’s crazy to see people like they got six hours to make a song and to see him put that [ __ ] together. Oh yeah. Y’all going to have to sit down to me. I’ll sit down and watch that. Yeah, that [ __ ] was that [ __ ] was all right. Something about my boy. Speaking of Netflix, you watch uh Happy Good More 2 yet? No, I ain’t I ain’t I want to watch it when I had time to sit down and catch it. It was all right. Uh, I ain’t got to it yet. I’ve seen some mixed reviews. I’m a little scared, but I’m not going to with no expectations. It was Adam Sandler comedy. Yeah, I love it. It was Adam. I know it can’t be bad cuz I like Adam Sandler for me not to appreciate it. It was It was a lot. So, y’all biased with anything Adam puts out? I am. I’m giving it a chance. I’m I’mma spin it. If it’s weak, I’m going to say it’s weak, but I’mma give it a chance cuz it’s Adam. He’s literally my favorite actor. I’m I’m super biased. Yeah. his his catalog worthy. I just Oh, not mine. In your personal Yeah. Just Adam Sandler is just like I feel like I would be if I was like a actor, I’d be like him, bro. He put all his homeboys on. Adam Sailor is definitely a top tier. Yeah. I ain’t going with the second one though. Denzel, you don’t like Denzel’s actor? Denzel fell off. What? Oh, what a crazy type. Disrespectful. Uh, who who actually skill level or your favorite movies or like I rather I rather see Will Smith in the movie than Denzel? I agree. I don’t. So that’s number two for me. I don’t agree. I respect the [ __ ] out of Will Smith catalog, but I ain’t going to say he’s over Dale, but I ain’t mad at it. I’m taking I’m taking Adam Warren. I got Ben Stiller up there, too. But legend, I uh it’ll be it’ll be Will Smith for me. If Denzel’s in the movie, I’mma give the movie his though. I’m going give it a spin cuz it’s Denzel. Will Will Will’s been having some misses as of late, but I’mma still spin it cuz it’s Will Smith. When he did that one Gemini, what’s it called? Gemini where he was two people. Yeah, I was I was cooked. The football movie. I’m about that. I’m going take it back cuz looking at his action movies and whatnot. I’m rolling. Denzel, I don’t think it’s ever missed. Might have missed. Jamie in my top five too. Jamie Fox. Jamie Fox is my favorite like skilled actor. Like my favorite actor. He can act like after watching Ray, I was like, “Yeah, he did a really good job.” But watching Malcolm X, I really thought a [ __ ] got him tatted thinking that was Malcolm X. Then Washington tatted thinking it was Malcolm X. Me and Mikey watched that yesterday. Yeah, Malcolm X. Jamie Fox really glued his eyes shut though. That’s hard. Respect. Top tier. And Will Smith was damn near Ali, bro. Will Smith is seven pounds. Seven pounds. Ali. He was Ali. He was Ali. See, seven pounds for me is really. Yeah. Pursuit of happiness, whatever the [ __ ] that movie. We’re not going to bring it up again on this show. But he did tap in. Yeah. I disrespected him on that show. Y’all say he couldn’t get no [ __ ] actor. Yeah. But yeah, I mean that’s his character. But he played the [ __ ] out of that movie, bro. He kills the biopics, bro. But think about Adam Sandler, though. That [ __ ] wears whatever he wears in the movie and then leaves the movie and still have that [ __ ] on. He does. You see who gets the Sabrinos on? I’m [ __ ] with these and put them all right there. Say yeah, I like these. Did you see his fit to the premiere? But that’s Come on, bro. That’s Adam, bro. That’s how I want to live my life, bro. I won’t have that much like I don’t give a [ __ ] to wear or something like that, bro. I try my hardest to do that. Then I would get around y’all and we go somewhere and y’all got on designer clothes and [ __ ] I’ll be like, damn, they give a [ __ ] I want to be Adam Sandler. I want to not give that much [ __ ] Yeah, he definitely walk around in a Trader Joe’s uniform with no problem. Don’t give a damn. But he that’s just been him though. Yeah, that’s that’s how I want to live my life. And he’s so up. He I wish somebody would say something to me. And he don’t even get that kind of energy though. He be like like he’ll hoop in that outfit. Like that’s what make it crazy. Like you’ll catch him hooping in that outfit and then go to a premiere and probably didn’t shower. I ain’t going to put that. I ain’t going to put it on him. But I feel like he did. He’s got a he got a gym membership at Equinox. They get a bath. He do put all his boys on though. All of them. Keep them on too. And they all in everybody’s in the same movies. You see the same people just play different characters in everyone. That’s true. Can’t knock it. I [ __ ] with that. What’s up, Mike? What you got for us? I got the Jim Carrey up there. I rock with Jim Carrey. I like Jim Carrey, but a lot of people’s favorite Jim Carrey movies I don’t give a damn about. Yeah. What’s the uh Cable Guy? I’m cool. I’m cool. People love that movie. I’m cool off of uh the animal ones, too. Dumb and Dumber is fire. Oh, Ace Mur. I’m cool. Me, myself, and Irene was funny to me. I’m cool. Off Peg Detective. People love the mask. I don’t want to see that [ __ ] again. Oh, the mask was fire, bro. Mask was fire. It’s me. That was me. That was I’m not detective. The first one was cool. First one is hard. Yeah, the first one was Marina, right? Yeah, that one that one’s tough. Yeah, laces out. Jim Carrey cool. Damn. I went to the movies recently and it’s been a I ain’t going to lie, July has been a fire movie month so far. Boys been getting their bag. I know what you did last summer reboot. Yeah, you went to see it. Yeah, that was very solid. I wasn’t mad at it. Um they I had no expectations, but it was cool. All right. Fantastic 4 was cool. It was cool. Okay. Um what else came out? Superman. You seen Superman? Superman was far. You like Superman? You seen all these movies already? I I go to movies every every week. Me too. Damn near. But yeah, I ain’t seen none of these yet. I just got time to do this. It’s crazy. I was supposed to go see I know what you did last summer, but I ain’t do. DJ had ran it up. Damn near, bro. I paid for the the pass, bro. You get the monthly pass. I’m running it up, bro. How much is that a month? I probably should do [ __ ] Cheaper than two movies. I think it’s like what? $29.99. Yeah. I’m I’m AMC member. Yeah. I’m I cut the line. I mean, [ __ ] I go over there. I stand at the only one rope over there. I be over there like get my popcorn for $30. Pretty broad to everybody. I just go on Tuesdays at $7. That’s cool. Wow. Yeah. I go to the right line, too. I in prison fell off. No, they have a VIP line. The right line? Yeah. I am ABC. $30. Yes. Oh, respect. And I I wish a [ __ ] was trying to cut me over there, too. So, this is a $30 just monthly fee? Yeah, bro. You can pull up some unlimited movies, bro. Yeah. It’s getting wicked for the movies, bro. You know how much a movie is now? Premier night. Clearly, it ain’t [ __ ] if you paying $30 a month. Nah, that’s how they get you. It’s a dollar a day. It’s like crew car wash. Yeah. Think about how often you go to you think you about going to the movies. They think you’re not going to go that much as DJ. Yeah. They like this happened to be a great month cuz [ __ ] ain’t made movies in a long time. You know what I’m saying? You think about it, nobody’s going to the movies three times in a month. No facts. I need all like you know what I mean? Like might go one time a month. It ain’t that many movies dropping. It’s just been a great month for me. Like next month ain’t nothing really coming out. Nothing. You still got to pay your 30. I wouldn’t I would be cancelled. Yeah. I saw everything for a reason. On the 31st my [ __ ] will be nullified until September. [Laughter] I’m going to go see a movie one day though. That’s crazy. You don’t really rock with movies at all. Yeah. I’m I’m going to go check out I know what you did last summer though. I wanted to see that. It was solid. I was thoroughly surprised. Um I mean I don’t have expectation type of movies. I ain’t the big horror movie guy, but I was entertained. Yeah, they have like reclining seats and stuff now. You don’t have to sit on cloth and dirt. They got food. It’s good. Yeah, you can actually order food some places. So I don’t got to bring my Chipotle in the You do not have to smuggle in your um burrito in there. You can. I still might just order something on the side as an appetizer. I don’t think they got real good gourmet food in the movie theaters. Gourmet? Absolutely not. Um, salvageable. Yes. It’s better than salvageable sounds like overpriced [ __ ] No. I mean, you get some chicken tenders or fries, bro. You’re not going to be upset with that. Okay. That’s true. Cool. A little flatbread be cool. No, you in there trying to you trying to freak it with a steak or something like you out of pocket cuz why you getting a steak in the movie theater? For real, though. Yeah, that’s when [ __ ] get to complain like that, I’m like, “Okay, what? You want some waggle in the movie theater?” [ __ ] you’re eating in the dark. steak is crazy to either Crown Boy or in the movie theater. Like y’all like Adam Sand movie Grown-Ups. Yeah. Yeah. Like them are elite movies to me. That’s fair. I watch them [ __ ] all the time. Like is Chris is Chris Rock? Yeah. When that [ __ ] called his grandma Toby Bryant. You just got to I was like y’all [ __ ] is crazy. No, he got some elite movies. That is when crab boy in the movie is out of pocket. Who did that? I was just saying we talking about gourmet meals. But but a good burger and fried be smooth in the I just don’t want a bunch of candy and popcorn and [ __ ] My only problem is the popcorn has definitely gone down as a whole the popcorn game the movie there and it’s on Door Dash now. You can Door Dash um popcorn? What? Yeah, you can Door Dash from AMC. I found out at home cuz I was I was on Door Dash. I said, “Wait a minute. A [ __ ] ordering a slushie from the movie theater. You are a lazy piece of shit.” No, but like you got Hold on. Let me tell you. I I dress we go in there, me and P, we dress the popcorn up though. Yeah. Like we hit it with the season seasoned salt salt. Then we hit it with the I put a straw in the bucket so the butter can get to the bottom. Yeah. Y’all be doing that. Yeah. But just I’m not putting seasoning salt and stuff. Oh yeah. We got to dress that thing up. Seasoning salt and salt is crazy. Put some L on popcorn is dangerous. Elite. Try it, bro. It’s elite. I’m going tap in. And then you got to uh You got to take this with y’all from Hold on. Uh, it’s just in my pocket. So, how the [ __ ] are you going to say something to me about taking something in the movie theaters and you’re literally trespassing in the movie theater? Trespassing. And then I then I dip mine in cheese though. All the nacho cheese with the popcorn as far. How do you do that without getting your fingers [ __ ] up? You put the chip in the cheese. Then you take the cheese in the chip, put in the popcorn, and you scoop. Come on, man. And go crazy. Time out. Time out. I was I was [ __ ] with y’all first, bro. Y put popcorn on nachos is basically what y’all doing. Yeah. And if I don’t want the nach cuz it’s a lot of they give you a lot of chips now. I’ll be like I I get two cheese and I just put the cheese to the inside of the popcorn. I just dip and that [ __ ] elite. Well, there are people who like that so much. Fishing. I’m try that. People like that so much as they do that [ __ ] because people are getting popcorn from AMC. That’s crazy. I I seen somebody come and pick it up when I was at the movies one time. They had a big ass bag. Yeah. getting popcorn. I was like, I feel you. I posted it and I was judging people. I said, “Y’all some lazy sacks of shits.” And everybody was just like, “Lowkey, they lowkey snapping.” I was like, “Y’all the problem.” But I respect it cuz we got three at our crib, man. When I pop popcorn at the house, it don’t hit the same. I got to go to the movies. Yeah. Got to get an icy. Got to get a popcorn. Like, I can’t watch a movie in my basement. I ain’t But yeah, I’m nothing. My DVD player don’t hit the same. But Huh. I’m nothing, bro. The theater don’t hit the same. I got to go to the movies, bro. This movie trip just sound boring, bro. [ __ ] [ __ ] Me. My movie. And don’t y’all feel like [ __ ] when y’all sit there and watch a movie sat there for two hours and been like, “Nigga, I cannot get this back.” Oh, if the movie’s bad, I’m leaving. I’ll be entertained. I’m not sitting through a [ __ ] movie. You got 45 minutes. If you ain’t caught me, I’m out. But if I’m locked in, I’mma [ __ ] with it. All right. That’s cuz he got the pass. I’m I’m sit watch that [ __ ] I’m paid for it. Yeah, I’m going to see it through. See? Yeah, we going to see it through. No, that was beforehand. If I’m nothing, I’m different. And then I’mma come in here. I’mma come in here and tell you how bad the movie is. What movie I seen through? The box. Yeah, the box. The weightlifting movie. I seen it all the way through. I I said this is some [ __ ] But I seen it all the way through. Was it something some dreams? Yeah, I would have seen that. Oh, this [ __ ] gay. All right, cool. I’m out. Love you love. But that would have been the end of the movie for me. All right. All right. This [ __ ] just gay. I don’t need to watch this through. I double down. I know that people are gay like other people in their gender. I know that before. I don’t need to watch a movie about it. Salute to Jonathan Major. That [ __ ] trash. That [ __ ] was trash. The worst I ever seen, bro. But I’ll be on my team [ __ ] now. I when I went to see it premiere, I was like, it might be crowded uh left and right. How about them seats, too? Yeah. On me, bro. Got to Yeah. Hey. Yeah. My seats next to y’all. Yeah. Cuz I don’t want you sit next to me. I want nobody. And somebody had a nervous. Oh, is this open? No. No. Immediately. Y just go on Tuesday and middle of the day. Y’all don’t go to work. Y’ don’t have a job. Tuesday and middle to watch. I bought that I bought the NC whatever the end of the row. One, two, and I cut off that third. Yeah, that third is coming with us, too. We got these three partner. One, two, and what he say? Three, four, and five. That’s I’mma go to the top. The one at the corner. I’mma make sure I get the two right next to that. So, you’re not going to sit there by yourself cuz you weird. And this one on the end right here. Yeah. Yeah, I’m grate I’m getting that corner and I’mma So you have to purchase those. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I always b the extra third seat cuz what I look like you rubbing against my leg per seat like $10. Well, if you go to Meta, you can get for the 12 piece. Yeah, but what I look like What do you look like a [ __ ] sitting next to your Cuz you ain’t What like a [ __ ] sitting next to your girl? That’s crazy. I don’t think so, bro. We in the movies, bro. I’m nothing. I’m not buying an extra seed. I am. My [ __ ] You buying two extra seeds, bro. Listen, I’m buying one cuz I get the end just one extra seat. Yeah, I I I like to go when the movies first come out. So, I if I can hit the mat, I’m all for a mad movie. My bag. But if it’s that night that is premieres, yeah, I’m going to need some space. I get that. Somebody in the bathroom. No, you’re not sitting here. No, we’re not talking about and I’ll make sure like you can wherever, however you want to sit, I can sit right there. I’ll put the popcorn in the seat. We be eating the popcorn. It’s danger movie etiquette though. Like how you use a restroom. Like you’re not supposed to just stand right next to the [ __ ] Like if you go with a chick and then like if you see a dude and a chick already sitting in the movie theater, you supposed to sit the girl right there. Let the girl sit next to the girl. Yeah. Or if the dude on the end, just sit next to the [ __ ] bro. You could be in a movie theater and it be 12 people in there and they going to come sit right next to you. Yeah. But I’m saying like who sit there? Yeah. But but everybody don’t don’t move the same either. It’s a lot of It’s a lot of malpractice. That’s true. Yeah. I’m nothing. I ain’t going to figure it. We ain’t got to figure it out. I mean, you don’t have Do you sit in the middle or up at the top? Depends on where I’m at. What theater I’m at. If I’m in my my usual spot, yeah, I’m’ll be front and center in the back. I’m in I’m at the top to probably go up at the top. If I I’m at the top at the right. I’m at the back cuz I don’t want nobody sitting behind me. So, yeah, I’m at the top at the right, bro. I’m want a shot at Yeah, that’s that that’s that marquee. Yeah. Top at the right. Me buying extra seats. Oh, we got to get down in this one. That extra seat got to be for your ass to be tooted up me to put this [ __ ] throw blanket over your head, [ __ ] I’mma burp you. Hey, bringing a a blanket to the movie theater is hilarious. Don’t it be cold in that [ __ ] Yeah, I wear sweatuits. I always wear If I’m buying seats, bro, I’m getting [Music] Ain’t no way you going to have to mess up some of this movie. Ain’t no way. Ain’t no way, bro. That’s an extra $40, bro. So, I’m about to cash you out. The funny thing is now be hearing the trades roll to you. So, it might get wicked. This [ __ ] here [ __ ] Y’all talking about all that [ __ ] y’all got to do. Buy extra seeds, popcorn, seasoning, salt. We just want to watch the movie. That’s why I’mma come in there with in that [ __ ] with my food already and we just going to set up a picnic. I just like my popcorn throw away, bro. All this buying seats, standing in line, doing Nah, bro. That’s No. Yo, you crazy. I feel bad for old people cuz old people just can’t go to the movie theater and watch a movie anymore, bro. If you don’t like you have to get the tickets ahead of time, bro. If you want to go see a movie like opening weekend is quiet. I don’t never go open the weekend. I’m too scared. Every time like what what movie was that that came out? Maybe like Dark Knight or some [ __ ] It was Batman when people went there shooting. Yeah, it was Dark Knight. Yeah. Ever since then, I I don’t never go first without shooting Colorado. I don’t want I don’t want to find out. [ __ ] I’ll wait till that mother week out. I mean, it’s definitely no metal detection in there. It’s normally a high school at that gate. You probably really don’t need a ticket someplace. It’s not It’s not no metal detection in the movie theater. It’s open. I find out. That’s why when all them movies like that, I be like, “Yeah, I’mma catch that [ __ ] two weeks from now.” And they all got bars now, too. [ __ ] be in the movie slap. Say this one more time. Go on Tuesdays. Don’t nobody be in there. Just go Tuesdays. Shout out to Madden Mike, man. [ __ ] we be in here on Tuesdays, [ __ ] [ __ ] is you talking about? All day Tuesday. Respect our go movie on Tuesdays. It’s all day. I believe that for sure. Hey man, before we get out of here, um we never talk about basketball here, but this is funny. Uh y’all see the Cam Thomas situation? I haven’t. What he do? Uh basically, um he feels like he got low ball by the Nets. Uh they basically offered him twoyear at 14 a year basically two year 28 I believe something like that okay and it’s just like you know I’m saying he don’t feel the value and a lot of people around the league is saying you know what I’m saying it’s a lot of people who are quote unquote bench players is asking for this money and you remember you talking about this about the money drying up for specialists um is that role going to be super niche now in the NBA people who they just deem just can only get buckets and just get buckets yeah it’s always been that role that’s why this is no shade when I’m saying this but when you get put in that mode in that role yeah you always get underpaid Now, Lou Williams got underpaid his whole career. Yeah, he definitely should have that made 10 million a year. Yeah, he he bring he brought way more to the game than just scoring cuz he was actually obviously we know he could score. He was a bucket, but he a hell of a teammate, hell of a dude. But when you get put in that role like you never see too many just scores that come off the bench sixman just straight scoring specialist get super paid. I mean it’s rare that you see that unless you superstar superstar like We think about it like Jamal Crawford was a great player. Yeah. He got paid when he was a starter, but when he came to six man of the year, I think the most he probably got 15 14 million, but you would think somebody like him with the scoring potential. Manoy. Yeah. 14 million. You would think they would be, but Mano was a better player. He was more than a scorer, but you would think they made 25 million a year. No fact. And then when you go look at it, it’s like, damn, he only cuz you got one row. Even like Jordan Clarkson and them, they getting paid. What? 14, 15, 16 million. That’s about y’all range. Yeah, it ain’t far off. The Nets ain’t They ain’t disrespect him really. I mean, I know he averaging 24. So, that’s what he looking production, but they looking at more as like you doing this on our bad Nets team and he looking at like, yo, I got potential to be a superstar. Like, I got potential to be one of the guys. But they just don’t see that in him. They still looking for the guys. If they thought he was the guy, they would paint him like the guy, but they don’t see him as the guy. And he look at himself as the guy. Like, I’m one of them. And that’s the worst thing that happened to you in a lot of different things. Being typ cast into a row. It’s just like this is what y’all wanted me to do. Y’all wanted me to get out here, get buckets, put ass in seats, be electrified, and now it’s time to get paid. Like, ah, we don’t want that. Yeah. But for me as a young dude, um, for him, like maybe he signs the qualifying offer, he goes out there and he kills. Yeah. Well, for me, I’mma tell them I want to all I’mma sign that deal. Give me a player option, whatever it is, and I’mma go out and I’m outplay it because you always want to solidify that first one. Like, you don’t want to be out here. I told Shebass Muhammad the same thing, man. I remember he when I first got to the uh Minnesota, he had told me turned down a four-year 40. I said, “Nigga, are you dumb?” He was like, “I’m worth more than that. I’mma I’mma outplay it.” I’m like, “No, you’re not. They not going to give you a chance to outplay it.” Mhm. Like you’re never going to get that chance to outplay that. So you he don’t want to be in position where he don’t get a chance to outplay it cuz managing if he got that qualifying offer might be like 7 million. I don’t know what his qualifying offer is. Yeah. And he going to get no tick. Ugly. I’m not going to say he ain’t gonna get no tick cuz he good enough to play. But just imagine they like, “Yo, we going to go with the draft picks and these guys.” And they just start [ __ ] with his minutes. Now when you solidify as uh 14 million on that team, you going to play. We paying this kid 14 million. you going to at least get on the court. Yeah. And they had five first round picks last round. They might You don’t want to get caught in up and just like, “Yo, we Hey, we losing anyway. We might as well just see what these young guys got.” But yeah, it’s very slim that you beat the business of basketball. You’re not. And they do that to humble you, too. Yeah. But it’s just like why would we play Cam? He obviously he gonna be an unrestricted free agent. Yeah. We probably be able to sign him back. [ __ ] it. You either gonna get traded or they just gonna sit you on the bench and you probably ain’t get to rock like you want to rock if the organization [ __ ] up. Yeah. And if you don’t go the way that they want you to go being a consmate professional even though everything is going against your way now you even worse as a type cast as a bad teammate. You pout you complain on top of you already being like in a narrow lane. It’s like this car is really stacking against your career. Yeah. He gota he got to lowkey think about that like 14 million ain’t a bad living. Obviously, you want more, but put just, you know, get that clarify that contract. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of contracts be, you know what I’m saying? The market set right now for the backup roles. They’re waiting to see what happens between Russ and your boy Ben Simmons. Backup. They said that’s the market set. You know what I’m saying? Who gets signs between those two is going to be what goes forward for the next person. So, a lot of teams are interested both of them, but they still holding out. What’s up, man? I don’t know, man. might be a Celtic. If Ben is a Celtic, I’ll be grateful for that. It’s a bad year to be a Celtic though. No, it ain’t. I mean, a good a good year for him because he might get an opportunity. Yeah. Yeah. But like a bad year cuz then we might, you know, if they win a little something, it’d be all right. Y’all think Ben Simmons can bounce back? I’m being for real. I know we always joke about it. You think he can really bounce back? I think it’s over. MIP, bro. I think that he can be a contributor. I don’t think he can get back to Allstar status right now. I don’t want to count him out, but I don’t see that right now. I do. I think he can go on the team and contribute because he knows the game of basketball. He’s defensive minded. He can impact the game. Allstar Ben Simmons, am I expecting to see that going forward? No. You know, with an underrated signing that just happened for me. Houston Rockets getting JD Davidson on me. I was going to bring that up too. He got waved for Boston and they definitely picked him up. For some reason, man, I think he gonna get an opportunity because um the way Houston play, they throw people out there like you’ll get a shot. Like you see how Aaron Holidayiday, no disrespect to Aaron. I thought he was probably I ain’t going to lie, I thought he was out the league and then you’ll see him in the game. Yeah. I’m like damn Aaron Holidayiday still playing like they throw people out there. Obviously Reed Shepard going to get the first crack at it. He going to play but he athletic enough, skilled enough, and he can guard that he might get a shot out there. And you know, MA already was tapped in from Boston. I [ __ ] with J. So imagine, you know what I’m saying? Not to compare the two, but if you replace K Whitmore with JD Davidson, we all high on him. I’m definitely glad he got an opportunity. Yeah. I hope I hope he signed a um a for real deal and not like a two-way. I hope he get a chance to just try to crack the rotation because I think you went MVP in the G- League and kill the G- League like that, you deserve that. He a hell of a player, bro. And that’s a team where, like you said, boy, he he could get a chance to really crack the rotation possibly. I don’t know what Boston was doing with him. It take one injury or, you know, not a moment. Yeah. Not to wish injury on anybody, but you know, it’s part of the game. That’s all it take. And he in a system that kind of fit him. Yeah. They going to be aggressive guard. They like athletes. And that’s him. Boston was more of a control setting. Yeah. You got to shoot threes. Yeah. If you don’t shoot threes with Boston, you ain’t gonna be on Boston long. The way they shooting them, they shooting 673s, man. Yeah. Make or miss. You going to shoot these regardless. I think he going to be straight though. Yeah. But imagine, boy, fast break with him and twin on the wings. He dynamic. Yeah, he athletic as hell. So, I’m happy they signed him. It should be interesting though. I’m I’m I’m excited about the Houston Rockets. I hope they live up to what we all thinking cuz they they didn’t stacked up this year. Yeah, they can make some noise again. They could be top four again. Yeah, they they better be. They better honestly the expectations is high for that team. They better be top three. Yeah. After the offseason they had you got to you got to go crazy. I know some people you know what I’m saying. The Clippers is very very high expectations in the West as well. OKC bounce back as well. But you got to show with that. There’s some competition out there though. Y’all love the Clippers. I know we gonna talk about it tomorrow, but do y’all love them? Like y I’m So you have everything that you need to do to execute. I saw the injuries. If they come up short, I’m not saying they got to win a championship, but they should be definitely looking at be in the conference finals. I I like how they revamped their team from Paul George. Yeah. Like they did a they did a hell of a job like to get Bradley Bill to replace Paul George basically smart. I think he gonna get the same amount of production. I don’t think Brad is gonna be the Brad that we know getting 32 points and all that [ __ ] See, got to he’s gonna average 20 though. I don’t know if I see 20 just because the way they team James for James still to be good. Obviously, we know James can play point guard, but you still need James Harden to get 20 points. Like aggressive James Harden is the the best James Harden. Agreed. If James Harden is just passing and chilling, that ain’t the best James Harden. But if he making a defense collapse though, bro, you got that’s aggressive. That’s aggressive, right? You got two killers, [ __ ] on your wings and you got a dump down in your big and you got John Collins that run the floor exceptionally well. Yeah. I mean, but if James Harden go full point guard mode where he’s saying, “Look, I’mma average 17 and 10, then Bradley Bill has to average 20 something.” Yeah. I think he capable. He has the only way the only way that has to show is Bradley Bill has to be like back to old Bradley Bill for James Harden to take that role. And if Bradley Bill is not like Washington Bradley Bill then James Harden got to be a 20 point scorer. I think he’ll get that just because you know Kawhi takes his time during the regular season. So he going to get a little bit more shots than normal playoffs. So it be a 20. We’ll see. But Big Zoo got to get his touches as well. I think John Collins is probably going to sacrifice the most as far as touches wise. He’s still going to have solid numbers. I don’t think so though. I think he going to have more I think he going to do have more production than uh Bradley Bill just because of the position he play. I got you. So like John can play the four and a five. He a small five. If they go small ball he can play the five or whatever. Most likely they won’t. But he can pick and pop. Yeah. He a live threat and he run the floor like a [ __ ] So people usually help off the corner. So if you run a pick and roll, big zoo roll, most people help off the corners. If they like a super defensive minded team, some people play two on two on the pick and roll. But if they super defensive mind, they help off the corner and John Collins going to be in that corner. He can shoot. He going to get a lot more free open shots. Like I’mma stay at home with Bradville. I know he a catch and shoot player. We going to stay at home with Bradville. You know what I’m saying? So I think John Collins going to be that guy to get a lot of opportunities. like Nick Baton. Yeah. When we watch him play, Nick Batum always open and he always shoot threes. Yeah. Always open, but now that’s going to be John Collins. And John Collins can roll. I mean, he can he can drive to the basket, dunk on you. He can make a three. I think he just gonna have a super year. James Harden usually play well with those kind of players. Goes crazy with Bears. And also Chris Paul is magnificent with those losers. And you got Brook Lopez, too. Good construction floor now, too. They got a roster, bro. Like yeah, injuries aside, they got some they got some [ __ ] over there for sure. No, the West is stacked up. That’s what I’m saying. Houston might if they top three, they killing [ __ ] Mhm. You battling through a lot. Minnesota still decent. Like they got quality teams over there. Let me think about this. They need Brad to be dynamic. I think he will be too. They need him to be dynamic for them to be good. Yeah. I don’t think we’ll see any any Phoenix Brad bill at all. Hell no. Yeah. I don’t think we’ll see any of that [ __ ] Oh no. And he was still killing which is crazy. But I don’t think we’ll see any 1819 19. So it’s all good. I know we’ll talk about it more tomorrow for sure. Before we get out here, people are criticizing sticking we’re saying right off the Lakers. They still have Luca and LeBron, which I respect, but I think a lot of teams in the West upgraded and I don’t I mean they did have some additions for sure. Got to respect their offseason. Who do they add? Got big man. Yeah. Aiden. Um Marcus Smart. Marus. They got Jake. They like Jake a lot too. Um shooter. 68. That’d be cool. That’ be all right. They have Luca Lebron like they’re going to win. I think they’ll be in the same position they was last year. Five, six, four, five, six. Yeah, they got to play my boy Bronn even more, too. My boy got to start, buddy. I don’t think that’s going to be the vibes. I can see him cracking the vibes, DJ. I can see him cracking a rotation, though. Yeah, bro. They hate D Connect apparently. I mean, I’m not saying that they do, but I mean, that was they fault though. Yeah. So, how he acting is Yeah. Literally, y’all zapped his confidence. back. Yeah. One of the tra like he probably was so confident, so happy to be in LA. The moment he was about to get traded, it’s like what the [ __ ] Y’all don’t like me, right? He’s been He’s hurt. Yeah, he’s literally hurt. Get Marcus Smart. His feelings are hurt. Yeah, I Yeah, you can tell. Yeah, for sure, man. We will see, man. Shout out to Lakers, man. Basketball will be great. Can’t wait to talk about it more. For sure. We’ll get out of here, be here, and tell the people that grab some merch at, man. Shop520.com, man. Come on. Tap in, man. Me and you know what I’m saying? Tell you got the shorts on, got the hat, you see the vibes selling out, going crazy. Tap in before it’s gone before we got out of here one more time for Boost Mobile. You know the vibes. $25 unlimited nationwide. Tap in with Boost Mobile. Tell them Club 520 sent you. We’ll be back next time.
We’re back with Season 3, Episode 81 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss the offseason moves that the Los Angeles Clippers have made in bringing in Bradley Beal from the Phoenix Suns, and how Kawhi Leonard and the Clippers have NBA title aspirations next season. The guys then react to the drama between Cam Thomas and the Brooklyn Nets, and Jeff talks about how Cam may end up lost in the system of Brooklyn and not get the money or playing time he’s looking for. Lastly, the guys preview the season ahead for LeBron James, Luka Doncic, and the Los Angeles Lakers as they go into their first full season as a duo.
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1:02:58
Underrated take
Sitting in the middle towards the front are the best seats.
Less people less musty seats iyk yk
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24:30 pause but I’m a Bhen 😂💯
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Boston decided to roll with Pritchard.. jd gonna get burn in Houston
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DJ be sparking up? I would’ve never guessed 😂
57:45 timeout timeout don’t judge me bc i work smarter not harder medium popcorn and blue and red icy
Barbie so fye lordddd ❤
Thoart blanket is crazy 😂
Not grab noodles and grab meat is insane 😭😭😭😭😭
Don’t know not 1 black person that don’t mix they spaghetti. Then niggas was definitely trippin lol
These niggas really talking about Adam Sandler over will smith and Denzel Washington?😭😭 ain't no way
Barbie fine as fuck
Ok Barbie with the mic! They done gave you a bonus and made you buy a mic wit it😩😂
Jeff gotta grow up he eat like my 3 year olds 😩😩
You see hella ppl OD on H you never see crackheads OD lol
Barbie hit my line
The Truman show was a good movie with Jim Carey
Aye what Barbies toes looking like over there?
Teague got the tism palette
50:13 saying will smith is better than Denzel might just be a war crime 😭bro WHAT ?!?
Gotta get some Fieldsville seasoning on that popcorn, on everything honestly lol