LA Lakers, NY Knicks & Atlanta Hawks Trivia | Nerd Sesh x The Deep 3
Welcome everybody back into Nerd Sesh. As always, I’m Carson Braber and alongside me is Logan Camden and three very special guests with us today. We have the deep three, Isaac, Mo, and Donovan are joining us to do some trivia. We’re running it back from last summer and uh we’re very excited to do it. How are we doing today, fellas? Doing great. Last summer, has it really been a whole year? It has, dude. Oh, yeah. We we we’re getting everybody on here in the summertime. So, that’s uh a wonderful time of the year for us. But it’s y’all waited like 30 weeks too long to ask us back on. But it’s okay. We’re here today. We’re ready to run it back. We can do a quarterly show if you guys want. I mean, as much as you guys are down to come on, let’s do it. Hell yeah. So, we do have, as I was just telling you guys, a new format from last year, not a ton has changed, but we’ve made things a little bit more official. So, the way that the trivia is going to go today is we have three rounds. Each of those rounds has a specific theme. Those are just going to be your guys’ respective favorite team. So we have a Lakers round, we have a Hawks round, we have a Knicks round. And within each of those three rounds, there are three questions that’ll escalate in difficulty. So there’s an easy question for which you have three strikes, there’s a medium question, five strikes, hard question, 10 strikes. Obviously, strikes are misses, but you can also trade them in for a hint if you want. So if you’re like, “All right, we’ve got 10 strikes. We’re not actually going to guess 10 wrong answers. We just need more information.” Then we can use hints as many as you want within round. Going to be using that all game. 10 hints total if you want. Yeah. So, okay. So, if I wanted to, I can say give me nine hints right now and I’ll take one shot at it. You can might not be great for the content, but you can do it. So, yes, as many strikes as you want to turn into. The rules by the end of this episode, honestly. Good. We need to be challenged with a little game theory. I think it’s going to be good for making the show better. And then at the end, we are going to do one final, maybe it’ll be a tiebreaker, but we’re going to go head-to-head and we will see who can name more player nicknames for one of your guys’ favorite franchises. We’re going to randomize that at the end and uh we’ll see how that goes. Any questions, gentlemen, before we get into it? That’s tough. That’s close. Yeah. Say tree rollins and be done. Yeah. Good one on the board. Okay, sweet. All right, let’s start off with the Lakers round. And actually, speaking of nicknames, my first question for you guys is about one of the nickname goats. Also, what am I doing? I haven’t explained the teams yet. The teams for today are going to be me and Isaac versus Logan, Mo, and Donovan. We always come up with team names, so we got to do that. So, I’ll go to you guys first. What are you feeling, Logan? Take take it away. Last time you guys got racial if I remember. Well, Isaac was on your team and you guys went Neapolitan. Logan, if you want to initiate a racial team name, we can go Oreo cookie right now. Yeah, we could go. He read my mind. He read my mind. Beautiful. Beautiful. All right. Team Team Oreo right here. Okay. Very nice. I think our team name could be something like uh she’s Logan on my Carson or something like that. What? Okay, hold on. What if we could do What if we could do shegan on my sesh till I deep three? Yeah, something like that. On my s3 on my s till I deep three. Yeah. All right. That’s better. She nerd on my deep till I sash. Perfect. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, I will ask you guys your first question. Your easy question. Three strikes. And Isaac, you are not answering this one since we’re teammates. to the other three fellas. Can you name at least five of Shaquille O’Neal’s nicknames that are listed on Basketball Reference? All right. So, we have So, we would have the big Aristotle, Diesel. Um, okay. Shak Fu. Would Shak Fu be one? You think that’s on Bassel reference? I feel like every one of his nicknames is like actually legaliz. Yeah, go ahead. I like that one, too. All right, we’re going. So, okay. Aristotle. All three of those are right. We got Superman, too. That’s four. Superman. That’s four. All right. One more. Um, how how only five for Shaq is easy. There’s like a thousand you can go between. I know. And I’m blanking on the fifth one. I’m blanking in general, bro. That’s crazy. Shaq nicknames. Um, is is somehow Shazam on there as as a fifth one? That’s a good shout. They don’t have Shazam on here. M shackalicious the gods bro. Lot of good shouts. Lot of good shouts here. I’ll I’ll give you guys I won’t consider this a hint. All you need to do is get the easiest one now. So easy you might not even consider it a nickname. Shaq. Yeah, Shaq is a possible fifth. Got some other ones. Fair play. Fair play. Shack daddy warrior. I don’t know who called him warrior. The big cactus and the big shamrock. That’s everything that they had listed. Actually, I thought it was going to be more. I’ve never heard the big cactus. That’s Is that the one year he was on the Suns? Exactly. They just I guess late in his career, he was fat as hell and they were just like, “All right, he’s the big whatever that this agent has.” Big cactus shamrock. Yeah. Okay. All right, guys. For y’all’s first question, we are going to play a nerd sesh classic. A little odd man out for your easy question. I’m going to give you five questions. Uh each with five players. Every one of the players will have accomplished it except one of them. You have to tell me who the odd man out is. All of these players won a title with the Lakers. Deion Waiters, Jared Dudley, Shannon Brown, Lance Stevenson, and Isaiah Ryder. Uh, it’s Lance. It’s either Lance Stevenson or Isaiah Ryder. I don’t I don’t think Lance Stevenson was there for 2020. So, I feel like that’s a pretty easy one. He came after he came for that [ __ ] meme team where they added him, they added Michael Beasley, they added um I can’t even obviously Russell Westbrook like four other hilariously old players. Carmelo Anthony, they brought on the gang of cartoon characters to be absolutely terrible and disappointing for three straight years. Was uh was uh DA Jordan there on the mean team? He was he was sprinkled in at some point. I think he stopped by. He stopped by. But yeah, Lance Stevenson is the answer. You guys are right. Uh next one. All of these players led the Lakers in scoring one season. Lou Williams, Nick Young, Brandon Ingram, Kyle Kosma, Jordan Clarkson. This is by points per game or total points? Points per game. Who’s the first name you said? Lou Will. Lou Will, Swaggy P, Brandon Ingram, Kyle Kosma, and Jordan Clarkson. I don’t either Swaggy P or Lou Will because there’s an overlap there. I think it might. No, I think it’s Cuz Oh, unless did Cuz lead them his rookie year. No, because BI would have led that then Ingram might have been his second year because then third year of Ingram. No, cuz the first year Cuz there I think he might have been their leading scoreer. He averaged like 18. He did average 18, but Bi would average more, right? I think a more in 18. I don’t know if he average more in 17. No, but 18 is Kuza’s because Kuzza’s rookie year is the 171 18 season. I think it’s I know that Nick Young is better than Jason Tatum, guys. Exactly. You got to remember the the conversations from the 2017 draft. I think Mick Young definitely did it. Uh I think Young and Jordan Clarkson had like over overlapped. So maybe one of them is out man out. But I guess you could say the same thing for Ingram and Cuz I can’t remember specifically. Yeah. Great names. Well, you’re right then. That’s the case. 1718 was his rookie year. 1819 is when Braun came. So only one of them could be the answer. Yeah. I I think it’s Cous. I think Coups did not. Okay, we’ll go Kyle Kosma. I tripped you guys up with that when Ingram Koosma had the exact same points per game total amount, so they co-led that season. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Wait, wait. So, so who is it? It’s actually Jordan Clarkson. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. So, the overlapping work, but it was the wrong one. Didn’t consider him. Okay. You guys do have two more strikes, though, so you’re still alive. All of these players were drafted by the Lakers. Isaiah Jackson, Desmond Bane, Evita Zubatz, Patrick Beverly, Jaden McDaniels. Okay, so it’s draft day trade. That’s diabolical. Nobody. Yeah, that is kind of diabolical. Okay, hold on. Jay McDaniels absolutely was drafted and traded though. Wasn’t Desane drafted by the Celtics and traded to the Grizzlies or was that pick technically a Lakers pick? See, this is where he question. I was like, “All right, guys, just name five of Shaq’s a million nick faves.” Logan’s like, “You got to remember these specific draft day trades at the end of the first round.” Can we hear all the names again, Logan? I think he was drafted by the Celtics, wasn’t he? Yeah. Okay. I like I think I think that’s Dude, Isaac got that bang on. He pulled that out his pocket. That was great. I only know that cuz Celtics fans have been talking about for a few years. Like, what could have been if we would have took Bane, it would have been ridiculous. We just did uh a reddraft or either either a reddraft or like grading every pick. So, I still have the graphic of every of every draft pick and Bane was the one where it was like, “Oh, that was a steal.” Yeah. Yeah, that’s the only reason I know that. Seriously, bro. Crazy still. As long as you guys out outlandishly difficult for level one. To be fair, you guys just needed to get a 40% on this one. That’s why it’s easy. But wait. Okay, Logan. Can I get our Can I get our strike back if I remember correctly that Cuz averaged 18.6 his rookie year. Is that the exact decimal? Sure. Sure. I’m going to get my stat team. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We can’t just be giving strikes back. How cool. If that’s exactly right. What was your guess? I mean, we can’t give strikes back. No, I know. I know. I know. You’re right. You’re right. Did you get brownie points? I just want my brownie points. What? E. Is that right, dude? 16.1. Oh, what? Oh, I was thinking close. Okay. Oh, I thought I was on 16.1 that year. And Julius Randall was also on that team with 16.1. That’s crazy. They had three 16 points. Wow. that I guarantee that’s never happened in the history of the NBA. Bust is 17. That’s nasty. That is insane. 2020 championship feels so good. That’s maybe the bubble was real. Next. All of these guys signed as free agents with the Lakers. Carmelo Anthony, Dwight Howard, Magic Johnson, D’Angelo Russell, Isaiah Thomas. Hold on. Is Magic Johnson some kind of trick question? Is that was it technically referred to as free agency back then? So, so, so when Magic came back for the 95960 seasons in post retirement, that’s what he would have to be talking about. But he had a Magic signed, how long was his contract? He signed 30 years. Yeah. 25 year contract. So, I I don’t know if that was still ongoing at that point or if his retirement invalidated that or the names. Yeah, let’s hear them again. Melo, Dwight, Magic, DLO, and Isaiah Thomas. DLO. Does it count if they resign when they’re already there? Cuz like DLO reuped. Does that count? That does not count. I mean, like they were on another team and then would have had to resign with the Lakers. Okay. Well, they traded for DL, so it’s not him. Yeah. Okay. So, that’s the answer. That is the answer. Let’s go, Isaac. Let’s go. Mad delivery. There you go. All right. Last one. All of these players were the highest paid player in the NBA as a Laker. Magic Kareem LeBron Shaq Kobe. It can’t be LeBron because he came without Birdright. So they probably could have make him the highest paid by year. I feel like at that point Bradley Bill already signed some stupid contract or something like that. That’s a good point. I was thinking I was thinking Magic just because he locked into such a long-term contract, I don’t think he had the same growth opportunity. But that’s a good point about the He might have had one year in the beginning where he was the highest paid, but it became it was so stupid because obviously he only had that one year. What was the last name for LeBron? Uh Shaq and Kobe. Is LeBron confident? They both were. Yeah, let’s go with LeBron. Why not? I saw Isaac, bro. Carrying me, bro. Let’s go. Look at that Lakers bag. All right, we’re going to test your guys Lakers bag with this medium question. We talked a little bit about the 2020 Lakers. That team included a whopping eight players who also won a title with another team. Can you name all eight of those players? 2020 Lakers. So Rondo and Braun got one. KCP. He didn’t win one yet at that point, did he? No, it can be after. It can be before or after this team. Oh, before after. So, okay. KCP. Yeah. Jale. Yep. Gotcha. Yeah. Veil one. Quinn Cook. Wow, that’s the toughest one. Damn, that’s a pull. Warriors legend. Who else? Who else was on that? Um, Caruso. Yep. Yeah, Caruso’s there. Caruso’s there. You’re skipping the best one. I’m not going to lie. Um, the most winningest player on this team besides Brown. Danny Green. There you go. Danny Green. He’s got the trifecta. Yeah. All right. So, what was that? I’m forgetting how to count. You only have one left. Um, who else was the 2020 Lakers? Did any of the Morris twins get a ring somewhere else? No. Or was it Markeff? I guess with who? Like, I don’t think he signed any team over the last few years. Was um 2015 Wizards won some morale championships. Did win a chip somewhere else? Nah, I don’t think he did. Carson, it could be before or after, right? Before or after. I’m wondering if cuz it’s not it’s not it’s not going to be coup. Yeah. Not Dwight. No. Yeah. You guys are in the blender. Damn. Let’s get a Y want to burn a hint. We got what? Four strikes. Yeah. Have you guys even missed one? Counting Dudley as an official guest. Let’s rip one. This guy won his other title with Braun. Another title with Bron. Wait. Oh, um, uh, was J.R. Smith. Yeah, J.R. was there. J.R. was on the 2020 Lakers. Good work, boys. Right before the bubble. So, he wasn’t really there for the whole run, but he got there just for the bubble. Okay, gotcha. Got there just to get his ring. Yeah, I forgot he was there. Nice work. That’s That’s nasty. Don’t remember that at all. Shout out to J.R. though. I’ve got a nasty one for I got a nasty for still keeping open arms after 2018. I would never let you near a finals court again. We’re not doing this. Shout out Earl. That’s funny. All right, guys. Uh, real simple. This one’s really open-ended. Can you name five Lakers since 2000 with less than 50 games played for the franchise? Mike Muscala. Christian. This is easy. So, Mike Fuskall is there. Um, okay. So, get Christian Ayena down, Logan. Oh my god, dude. What? Yeah, he played one game, bro. Yeah, he made an impact. Uh, um, Dion Waiters. Who was I about to say? Dion Waiters is correct. Dion’s correct. Okay. Is Isaiah Thomas under 50? I believe so. I think he got I forgot he was anything. I thought he was there. Just need one more Thomas. Uh opened this is one obvious name. There’s one obvious name. Uh I’m trying to think of a fun one. I got one in mind. The funniest name. The funniest name. Yeah. What? Okay. What What is on your mind as a funny name? Wait, can Wait, did uh actually maybe he had more than I don’t know why I’m thinking Troy Daniels. Did Troy Daniels play more than 50? Uh what about [ __ ] Alex Fudge, bro? We can go We can go anywhere we want. I’ve heard that name in years. I don’t know who that is. That is correct. I’ve never heard of that guy, bro. Alex, I was I was just starting to think about the most random like gly dudes we could have gone like Colin Castleton, too. Just absolutely bombs. Oh, Andre Ingram. True. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That was I knew I was trying to think of a good one because there’s obviously a bunch. That one’s kind of easy. Yeah, we’ll go Andre. All right. I was going to say Bronny. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. 50 games. We were going for Flair. We were going for style points on that one. Okay. Your guys hard question for which you have 10 strikes. Can you name the 10 oldest Lakers players ever? And I will say there are eight guys tied at 37 years old for the last spot. So, you only need to name four out of those eight. All right, so Braun and Kareem should be on the list. Jesus, for sure. They are the top. Ste Steve Nash has got to be on here, right? Is that a guess? I mean, he was You should. Let’s punch that in. Yeah, be be confident. That’s a guess. That’s correct. Confident. That’s correct. Fourth. He was the fourth oldest. What? Um um I I would think Carl Malone or or Gary Payeyton. One or one of the two got to be on here. Go ahead. You’re the one who asked the question, bro. You know. Well, yeah. I just have a bl Yeah, I just have a blank space there. I wouldn’t say his name, but yeah, he’s number three. We punching him in, too. [ __ ] sick. How Okay. Was Melo No, I don’t think was Melo 37. He’s a little bit older than Braun, actually. Right. Shout out Wimby for defending the NBA’s honor, though, man. And dignity. Yeah. left his king. All right. Um Blake or Okay. Um blender like Carson. Is this Isaac gets on you guys so quick. If you guys pause for like 10 seconds when we get the problem to name it Hawknick’s names, he’s gonna say Tree Rollins and he’s going to be quiet the rest of the segment. All right. So All right. So we have four right now, right? We have Yep. Okay. Nash. Nasty man. Um, Payton. Right. Is this post merger or is this all time? You guys You guys I did not count Gary Payton as a guess. You guys can guess him if you want. Uh, I feel like he still has some mileage on his tires like uh Miami. I think it was like 04. Like he 37 is I think it’s too much. I I don’t I don’t know. I don’t know if GP was 37 in 04. Do y’all think Derrick Fischer hang hung around that long? Uh, I don’t know cuz he did go to OKC. I forgot about that fast for his Didn’t he didn’t he like retire with the Lakers though? No. No. No. He I don’t think he did that. Pal was gone at at that point. Who are these guys that just hanging out? I I don’t think anybody really just like hangs out. How was DeAndre Jordan? I don’t know if he’s 37 now. Yeah, he’s still under 37. He’s probably like 35, 36. I’ll guess. That’s ridiculous. Maybe 2008 draft. No, he might be 37 now. He was drafted. Yeah, he might be just turned 37. Yeah, he’s drafted 17 years ago. 37. We are. You guys like some weird like AC Green thing that we’re missing. You guys have hints you can ask still. You do have hints if you want them. Lots of hints. All right, let’s get in. You have 10 hints available to you right now. That’s the truth. Take two hits, you guys. Okay. Well, I’ll give you this first one first. Two of the names you considered out loud are correct. That’s hardly one of Gary Kane’s one of the names. So, that’s correct, right? Okay. Gary Payton is actually not correct. He was 35. It’s a very Well, [ __ ] Um, they were the next two names you said after Gary Pay that is Fish. Derek Fischer is correct. He’s one of the 37 year olds. There you go. Damn. The geriatric crew, man. Old folks home. All right. So, who else? Have we said Have we said Kobe yet? I said AC Green. You guys, but goddamn I don’t know if it’s AC Green. Yeah. I don’t know if it’s AC Green because like was he Well, no, it might be because he was in the league forever just doing like the the Iron Man streak where he was just like just playing. I’m guessing AC Green, bro. I loved AC Green pull. It is not correct though. Damn. He was 36. I mean, you guys are painting the corners here when you are missing. You’re you’re great guesses. Kobe was older than that, right? I I got to think Kobe’s going to be a year. Is that a guess? Yeah, you should be. I mean, he’s got to be older than 36. Kobe’s here. Kobe was 37 as well. So many 37 year olds. Magic number. Perfect. Okay, so we have Braun, Kareem, Kobe, Defish, Malone. Okay, I’m sorry. So, we need two more. You guys You guys need four more, but you have seven strikes/hints left to use. We’ll take another hint. Okay, we unloading all these things. These things in bulk. All right. The Looney Tunes goofy ass team that Isaac was talking about featured the guy who you guys mentioned actually before you even said Fiser. Uh, is it J.R. Smith? The post post2020 Lakers. Oh. Um, DeAndre Jordan Logan, I’m thinking is he mentioning Jared Dudley? This is just in conversation between us. That’s probably my favorite guess. Um, I don’t think it’s going to be DeAndre Jordan. Okay, man. I punch it in Jared Dudley. We can go Jared Dudley as a guest. It’s not Jar. It’s not Jared Dudley, bro. Jeez. Is it Is it Could it be Rondo? I’m thinking so hard of the guy. It’s so easy. Jared Dudley was 35. It’s another he in the room. You’re pointing at me. I feel like I I’m not pointing at Mo, am I? Is um I feel like he’s trying to I feel like he’s trying to set me up for to say Robert Ory. No, you No, no, no. That’s funny. It’s your guy. I’ll give you a free hint. My guy? Yes. How many guys? This is killing me because you guys brought this dude up right away and the more hints I’ve given you, the more it has thrown you off somehow. Is it mellow? It’s Melo. Wow. Melo was 37. Okay. Damn, bro. I was thinking if Jerry West or Wilt would have hung along like enough to get there or Elgen maybe. Listen, take a swing. I I I would rip Jerry. Is Jerry here? Jerry’s not correct. God damn. We need what? or three killing. You need three more. Jerry was 35. It’s such a good guess. But we have how many hints left? You have five left. Hey, I had another hint. Yeah. All right. All right, Logan. Who goes with Jerry West more than anybody else? Elgen. Elgen is correct. He was 37. So now you have all the 37 year olds that you need. Sweet. Now, oh, we got actual old heads. Now you got two 38 year olds and I I would recommend you guys probably use a hint. It’s gonna be like Pablo Pion or some [ __ ] bro. We’ll take another hint. We’ll take another hint. This guy was a champion with the Lakers in 2001. He started on that team. Then he came back for the old Gary Payeyton, Carl Malone, old super team in 2004 that didn’t win it. And this guy was an all-star earlier in his career, not with the Lakers. This sounds like Mitch Richmond. Let’s pull it. Is it Mitch? Punch it in. It’s not Mitch Richmond. Oh [ __ ] No, but he started it in 01. So 01’s going to be I forget the point guard 01, but it’s gonna be Kobe, Rick Fox. Did Ory start? And then Shaq. I don’t think Ory started, but I don’t think he’s started young on the team. I think he meant start his career there. No, no, no. He did start. He started on the Oh, he did start. Oh, never mind. Never mind. Never mind. He start Okay. His career was Yeah, he was he was 35 years old at that point and then he came back. He was even older. This is a guy who had already won some championships in his career. Give you that for free. He already won some championship. Did he win championships after this? No. So, it’s not big. I don’t think it’s going to be Big Shot Bob. It’s not. Okay. Okay. So, it won’t be him at that point. Shaq Kobe Fox. You said he was an all-star early in his career. One time allar. A one time. Is it I think it’s Ron Harper, maybe. I don’t know. Do you want to lock it in? I don’t How many How many strikes do we have? Three. And we got two answers left. Yep. [ __ ] it. Ron Harper. So, he’s one of the 37 year olds. So, you do not get a strike, but you also don’t gain anything from that cuz you got to get the 38 year olds. It’s good. It’s a good shot, though. Okay. So, you know what? Throw another hint on there. All right. This guy was a key part of not just a title team earlier in his career, a three pete, one of the great dynasties ever. Then, so he was a part of the Bulls. I mean, do you guys know the starters of 2001 team? There’s only one possible answer. I know I’m I’m forgetting it, but continue. Is it It sounds like Horus Grant. It is Horus Grant. Horus Grant is correct. Yeah. Now, this last one is the toughest name on the list, but Logan, you might have to carry on this one. From your years of friendship with me, I’ve definitely brought this guy up. This guy also won a title with the Bulls. also won a couple titles with another Eastern Conference team in the very late 80s. Oh, John Sally. I knew you were going to say John Sally first. It’s not correct. Although I think he was like 35 with the Lakers, too. So, he’s just off. [ __ ] This guy has that exactly in common with John Sally. It’s like Rick Mah. It could be Rick Mahorn or it could be um No, because you got to remember this guy won a title with the 96 Bulls. He also did win two titles with the Bad Boy Pistons. He and John have this seen like when you see in those like frat boy events they pull out the crazy jerseys. This is like a pinnacle of rare jersey pull. Oh [ __ ] Actually, what I Okay, Isaac, you’re talking about somebody else who is old. He was a 37y old. This guy is harder than the guy you’re talking. That’s not him. It is. It is Logan. It is. What’ Logan say? He said it’s James something. I want to rip like something basic like James Williams or like uh I’m hearing these days for the first time. Have you ever heard of that name? No. 96. Apparently I was wrong. Logan said I mean Carson. Yeah, you weren’t wrong. You know that guy was 37 too. It’s just they got to get a 38-year-old here. Gotcha. I was talking about Dennis Robin. He’s not talking about Yeah. Okay. So the bigs on the 96 Bulls would have been Yeah, I mean it’s it’s James something. I think this guy was a depth big for both teams for the Pistons and the Bulls. I don’t think he played a ton. Uh he started actually for the Pistons one of their years, but he would by the time he was with the Bulls, he was old as hell and he was very much a Isn’t that crazy how much this perfectly aligns with Dennis Robin as well? Like they have so many similarities for real. And also John Sally. Like I knew Logan was going to say John Sally first and there was nothing I could do about it other than say don’t guess John Sally which seemed a little too generous. You’re you’re going to say the name and it’s going to click but like I am I’m I am far away but again when you say the name I’m going to know who you’re talking about. All right. You know what? I’m giving you guys an initial for the last name. E Edwards. James Edwards. Yes. James Edwards. Let’s go at the buzzer. You guys got it. Shout out generosity man. Huh? If I had a picture of James Edwards. No, I don’t know what James Edwards looks like. But I know the name. Super handsome. Dude, I’m kind of fired up at the thought of of the James Edwards jerseys taking over the frats. Man, it’s a bunch of guys playing BP. When Isaac first started saying that, I was like, I mean, if you are with Balln knowowers, maybe they’ve got the James Edwards jersey. I am concerned if you have a James Edwards jersey. Does every single factor you said besides being six months too young align with Dennis Rodman? No. Literally. Literally. All right, guys. Everywhere. It’s crazy. I’ve got a little bit of a simpler one for you. Can you name the top 10 highest paid players in Lakers history? God damn. So, per year. What? Total money earned with the team or total money earned? And this is just contract money from the Lakers. Oh, total. Oh, so total not per year. Okay. Uh Kobe. Yep. Kobe. LeBron. Mhm. LeBron is two. Shaq Poppy still got on there despite the years difference. Yeah. Okay. Uh did Palasaw make it? You think he had hit some high paid years, but it wasn’t like super max money. I mean, Pal’s got a good chance, but honestly, AD will be higher just cuz money has like that time. So AD will be here. You guys have the top four. Yeah, AD earned more than Do you think from those two years Russell Westbrook hit 45 million a year and he makes it? Golly, it’s not crazy. Let’s go Westbrook. Oh, sure. Westbrook seven. Wow. So, the bar is like 90 million for seven. So, I think POW will also be here. Pal is five. Okay. Uh, in between there, those late career teams around Kobe probably don’t have anybody of merit. No. But last couple years, uh, I don’t think anybody other than Braun and AD has been around consistently. It gave Danny Green like 20 mil a year for a few years. Yeah, but he’s What the [ __ ] Danny, you’re a He’s not going to be He’s probably not going to get there. He’s probably like 15 though. He’s probably pretty high just cuz the bar actually isn’t as high as I thought to get on here. So, it’s probably 70 mil. Do you think Magic in his 12 years would be on here? If the bar is like 70 mil, probably it’s probably Magic. All right, let’s guess him. We got 10 strikes. Is Magic on here? Magic isn’t on here. That’s so crazy, bro. Like 60 or something. Okay, so think about 70 mil as a benchmark. 2000s. It’s only going to be Kobe and POW, I think. Yeah, Bayum wouldn’t have gotten there, right? ODM wouldn’t have gotten there, I don’t think. I [ __ ] hope not. ODM was This is harder than you think. This is tough. Minute. How many names you guys got so far? I think we’re like four out of 10. Oh [ __ ] Yeah, you guys are just missing four names. Oh, we got six. Okay, cool. Oh, we got six. Okay. Uh, then is Brook Lopez on here? Well, he only played one year. Oh, you’re right. Why did I think it was more? It’s not Brook Lopez. Uh, yeah. That’s the thing. Like length is important. AO. Nope. Not unofficial, guys. Not unofficial, guys. Consultation. I wonder if like some like high pick in the modern era is up there because of how high the salaries are like [ __ ] Brandon Ingram squeaks in. That’s what I But but BI only has three years. So no chance like Yeah, he was on his rookie contract. He didn’t get extended. Yeah, he was on his rookie deal. Didn’t I mean see Julius Randle left extended. So it’s not him. DLO wouldn’t have enough time. Would he? DLO might not be a bad guess. Dad had a few years with a high pick money and then he came back at 18 mil per. Yeah. So that’s 40. If the bar is like 60. Maybe he guessed like number nine or 10. Is it Dang Russ? Let’s guess. Let’s guess him. You guys are in a in a closer range. DLO isn’t here. Damn. Where would he be? Was he like 11 or 12? I think DLO would just be off. I’ll give you guys the mark to get on here because it’s not very high. It’s just 50 million. Oh, he makes 50 million. Yeah, your pocket watches skills are not worth traded though. Yeah, it’s crazy. When you’re always in your own bag, when you’re always in your own bag, you’re really not caught up in what other people’s pockets look like. Crazy. It’s not cool. How funny would it be if Taylor Horn Tucker was on here? Yo, if it’s 50 million, Luall Deng is on this list. Oh [ __ ] Is Timothy Mosgov on this list? Did he finish out the contract though? I’ll give you guys Deng is here at number eight. I don’t think Mosgov is Mosgov signed a big enough contract, but he didn’t finish it out with the Lakers. So, okay. But they both got the four years 64 million. Yeah, you’re right. Okay. So, he couldn’t have made it but Lu all dang there. What? What number was Dang? Eight. Dang is eight. You guys are missing six, nine, and 10. Okay, so Lu Daniel is eight at 64 mil. So around there in the 50s and 60s. This is really hard in his You guys do have eight hints to work with. Yeah, I forget. Yeah, give us. So yeah, let’s get a hint. Your first hint. You guys have named two more guys on here already. [ __ ] Dennis Rutder. Okay, give me another hint. Damn, Dennis would have been honest. Two of these Lakers actually all three of these Lakers are champions. All right. I mean, so with the Lakers, correct? You said Andrew Bum and you said Lamar Odum. I bet it’s probably one of them. Yeah, let’s go ODM because Odum was there for longer. ODM is sixth. Wow. There we go. Okay. Is Bayham here too? Binham is ninth. Wow. There we go. Dude, part of me wants to guess they’re all champions. Number 10 is also a champion. 10 is a champ. You guys, you guys were He’s a good player. You guys were probably closer when you were guessing like the DL low range. Is this Contavis Cowell Pope? It’s KCP. Wow. Let’s go. Free agency. He’s on two years list. Yeah, that list sucks. Well, like I mean by next year like Luca’s going to boot KCP off this list and like it’ll get rearranged, but for now Magic made Magic made 39 million only in his Lakers career. That’s it. That’s Kareem. Let’s see what Kareem made. It’s truly insane. It’s like Scotty signing that diabolical like what like 12 million dollar contract. Insane. All right, let’s move on to the Hawks round. Your guys, easy question. I am going to read off six bars about Atlanta Hawks players. Three of those bars are real. Three of those bars are fake. You guys have to tell me which is which. And you’ll have to go after each individual one. You have three strikes in total across these six bars. Okay, here we go. This is amazing. Bar number one. Pull up in the minivan, come out shooting, bang, bang, bang, spraying from deep, hitting 40% like George Nyang. Talking crazy to some Italians. I do my thing. Bag work. All I do is win. I’m George Nyang. I ain’t going to lie, he wrote this. So, if this is real, this is a garbage rapper. This sounds like a white rapper. Mentioning. The funniest thing about this, not your place to weigh in on this one, is that George Niang was like a hawk for like what, a month, bro? like two months this year. That got to be fake. You must have wrote written that Carson, you wrote this. Yeah, I wrote that. I wrote that right rapper him right there. No rappers. I’m kind of the top of the white rapper. League true shooting like Jaylen. But how hard is it to rhyme George Yang with George and Yang? Facts. That’s true. Dude, you kind of remind me of Ian, bro. I was I was thinking if anybody said that it was Ian. Ian doesn’t know ball like that. Guys, there’s so many layers to these bars that you’re missing. Okay, pull up in the minivan. What’s George Yang’s nickname? The minivan. He’s the Gwagon. He’s the Gwagon now. Spraying from deep. Cuz cuz I’m shooting all you guys like George Yang does on the court. 40% from deep. I’ll make it better. Talking crazy to some Italians. You guys remember that leaked audio clip of him talking [ __ ] to Paulo hard? I knew about I do my thing. That was a clip. Oh my god. That was a clip. Bag work. All I do is win. George Nang has one of the highest winning percentages in the NBA since he entered the league. If you look around, he’s [ __ ] my head off. How long did it take you to write the You might be doing the wrong thing right now, Carson. Like like 40 seconds. I’m not going to lie. I just I wrote this right before we started recording. All right. Bar number two. Let’s go. We got to bring it to the studio session. Yeah, for real. For real, bro. Let me spit a little. All right. Thinking you gonna rob me for my jewelry. I’mma take yours. Left-handed shooter and I drive. Kent Bazemore. That’s a bar. That’s real. That got to be real. Yeah. Was there for like years, too. Gave us good quality years as well. THF Villa came up with that one. Shout out. It is real. All right. Yeah, it’s real. This is a long one. I’m a scammer, boy. Yo, granny sweet. Granny be on tip. [ __ ] around and get your granny beat. That’s kind of I’m not saying this is real. This is Atlantic lingo. This is real. Don’t even say nothing. I’ve never said this combination of words in your entire life before. Imagine Carson said you’d be on tip. He never said those. Granny be on tip. [ __ ] around and get your granny beat. Y’all been burnt 20 plus whole family week. Have my hog shoot your ass down like the Atlanta team. My [ __ ] hidden. I guess that I’m Trey Young. Sit back and listen, little [ __ ] Better not say nothing. Sit back and listen. This is real as [ __ ] Yeah, that is real. That’s baby Tron. That’s a Baby Tron lyric. Yeah, this is real as hell. All right, here’s Barnum. You guys You guys are perfect so far. You’d have to have an absolute collapse to to blow this. All right. We don’t tip. I mean, in the future, I might write something like that, but it’s true. Up to this point, I haven’t. All right. You thought I was going to give you space? [ __ ] I fooled you. Dirty tricks, laying bricks, tripping, dudes. Zaza Pachulia. Well, this is This is a bar. This is a bar. This got to be Baby Tron again, too. This is Carson. This has got to be Carson. You think so? Ain’t nobody rapping about Zaza Pulia, bro. No, people rap about Zaza Pulya. No, he does get I saw him in the stew. Name that is easy to rhyme with stuff and it rolls the tongue well so it makes you want to say it. Yeah, he has a really unique name. The fan vote would have had him in the allar. His name is easy to rap about. True. Bar. It’s a bar. Real bar. Real bar. Yo, this is a Carson bar, bro. I noticed it’s already an official guess. I wrote it. It’s a Carson Breber bar. So, there’s your guys first miss. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I’m glad you That’s a good one. You redeemed yourself for that first one. Thank you. Thank you. Wait until you guys hear my last one. It’s uh it’s not good. Okay. Damn. Bar number five. You may put up numbers, but things are not just as they seem. All your stats empty. Sharif Abdul Raheem. That’s mean this. See, this I’m conflicted. Just mean this rapper. weird players in NBA history that like get their name pulled. That one kind of works, but also the way you were pronouncing the stuff you too much. I know. It’s like, do you think you do his two fake ones back to back? I don’t know cuz we got two real ones back to back and so it’s like, yeah, you want to go. It’s true. I did hit I did hit the aggressively Caucasian pronunciation on this bar, but don’t don’t let I think all your stats empty. Sharifa. I think this is fake. Who was rapping about Sharif? My people like those words trying his stats. I mean, it’s the same way that like I just walk around saying like, you know, like inshah mash like like it’s cool. Like I like the way it sounds. Um, okay. What do we think? I’m trust you. I’m trust you. I’m Logan. What you thinking? I mean, the only thing I’m caught up on is just like you have to have like a baseline of ball knowledge to know what empty numbers are. Exactly. Not a lot of rappers do. I I think it’s I’m going fake. It’s fake. I wrote this one. Yeah, I wrote this. Okay. Shout out Sharif Abd Raheem though. Cow Bears’s legend. Empty 2010 year in year out. All right, you guys have officially passed. But here’s the last bar. Clip long as well. When it block it looked like Clink Capella storytellers selling Snow White weed even Cinderella. Yeah, that’s good. Who said that? Clearly, very complex. Those rhyme schemes. You can see it. But he might he might get us with this one though. True. Oh yeah, it’s Jed. He was just saying it. Who said that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was Jed. Wow. It makes sense. Shout out. All right. Good work, guys. Good work. And did you guys and did you guys like And did you guys like the bars? Did you guys think the bars were pretty? George and Yang bar was probably the hardest. Thank you. I like the George Yang bar. Isaac was coming at my head for the George and Yang bar. That was actually the worst one. Yeah, that was that was like a little tricky bar where like you’re focusing on the uh you’re focusing on the linking between the words, but it sounds like [ __ ] Kind of missing the forest for the trees. No, but you guys were missing the forest for the trees when you weren’t seeing all of the different George and Yang references that were baked into the bars. Listen, little dicky ass fans. There’s a there’s an audience for everything. Damn. He has a TV show. He does. All right, Logan. Next question. All right, gentlemen. Real simple. Can you guys name the five players with as many or more assists per game as Trey Young in their first seven seasons? Wow. And we don’t know what per game is, but I’m assuming it’s hovering around 10. So, it’s people who are above 10 for seven seasons. So, Magic Johnson. Yeah, Magic is correct. I’ll give you guys the number. It’s 9.8. Impressive. Chris Paul tied with Trey. 9.8. Isaia will be above this, I bet. Yes, Isaiah came out diamond. You guys are just missing two players. I think Jason, it’s not going to be Steve Nash because he started slow, right? But I think Kid Kid makes sense. Jason Kid. Yeah, that’s a guess. Kid is the second guy behind Trey. Damn. Okay. Okay. And there’s one more left. Uh, two more. Two more left. Okay, but you guys got this. They’re one and two on this list. Some good names on here. Higher than Magic. One. Number one and number two. Yeah, makes sense. Higher than Magic cuz like it’s not gonna be Luca. He’s not that high because he has some years. Oscar Robertson is Oscar. Oh yeah. Big O number two. And you guys are just missing number one, which is kind of ridiculous. This dude was doing this in 30 minutes a game. These numbers got to be fake, bro. There’s actually no way. What is the number, Logan? 10.9. 10.9 and 30 minutes per game. Is this like an obvious one that we’re just blinking out on? I might be the goat. John Stockton. Stockton. Oh, duh. Okay. Yeah, definitely not. I thought of him right with Magic and then I just put him away because I don’t really like him. But yeah, that makes a lot of sense. All right. Easy cash money. Your guys medium question. Since the merger, can you name the top five Hawks with the most points who were never an allstar? Oh, this is your bag. Never an all-star. Never an all-star. Like points in a season or like just total points? This is their total points with the Hawks, but they were never an all-star. Okay. Okay. In their career or with the Hawks. So, good question. For all of these guys, both are true. Okay. Wow. Okay. Gotcha. They were never all star in their career. Did Jason Terry ever get an All-Star game? Lill is an easy name. Lou Will is not correct, actually. What? Wow. Wow. That surprises me, too. That’s shocking. Okay. Yeah. Logan, do do you want to take an official guest for Jason Terry? I don’t know. I’m not a I can’t remember if he made one early on with the Hawks. I don’t think he did. Tim Crawford. You know who is going to be here? That was a good one, too. Josh Smith is going to be here for sure. Josh Smith is number one on this list by far. Over 10,000 points for the Hawks. Gotcha. Do we want to guess Jamal Crawford or Logan? Are we confident in that? How long How long was he there? Like maybe two. I I don’t Yeah, I don’t think he he wasn’t there for a long time because he was never with anybody for like a super super long time. This is what? Since 2000, Carson. This is since the merger. Since the merger. See, this is Yeah, let’s take the Jamal Crawford punch. Jamal Crawford is not This is where we’re at. Actually, this is where we should tag in Isaac to guess Tree Rollins. Did you guys want to? Um, we’ll take a I missed a prompt cuz I was texting our boss. Can you hit it? Can you hit it for the one time? What was the question? What was the prompt again? I need you to hit your boy Tree Rollins. Crazy phrasing. Tree Rollins is correct. Tree Rollins number four on this list. Good job. Perfect. Are we taking a hit? Yeah, let’s do it. Okay, let’s do it. Uh, Logan, who were you who were you debating right off rip? Jason. This guy an all-star. Jason Terry is number two on this list. Never. You’re missing two and you got two strikes slashhints left or not two hints left actually because I’m wondering if there’s any more like 80s Hawks because those teams stayed together. I’ll tell you right now just out of the kindness of my heart there are not Tree Rollins was really the only throwback on the list. So it’s really modern. Um what was the question again? Most points by a Hawk who was not an all-star since the top five. Is you think Dennis Schroeder’s here? I was thanking him. I was wondering that wouldn’t be bad. Dennis Schroeder, man, that’s a good guess, but it’s not correct. He’s just off. Jeez, bro. Shruder had 4500. To get on this list, you have to have at least 5600. Okay. God, am I stupid for thinking like DeAndre Hunter might be on here? That’d be disgusting, right? Yeah, I don’t think he’s on. He played five years though. Yeah, but he’s been with Did I say John Collins? I thought John. My bad. We didn’t say John Collins. [ __ ] Yeah, we didn’t. And he We got two answers and we have one strike. Yes. Damn. We can we could we could try JC Logan. Are you comfortable with John Collins as a guess? Yeah, I don’t think that’s the I know he led the Hawks in scoring one year. That’s not a bad guess. Like a couple years here. He honestly say it’s a horrible guess. Don’t even say it. It’s not really horrible. Don’t even say yeah genuine it’s not even horrible because he did have like a 20 and 10 year or 21 and 10 year and put up like 19 another year two for the Hawks. We could either do that or we could get another hint and then maybe just have one left. No, you guys can’t because you guys are down to your last one. Oh, your last strike. Yeah. So, I’m I’m down to Ribbit. All right. John Collins, he’s number three on this list. Shout out Isaac for the assist. Thank you. All right, last one. And now last one here. I’ll give you guys this out of the kindness of my heart. This guy you would never think of in allstar conversations. He is purely a longevity merchant with the team. Kind of like Tree Rollins. Vince Carter. What? Oh [ __ ] I don’t even think about Allstar. I’m not counting. You said longity like Vince. I don’t even know. I don’t know where that came from in your head, Mo. He does not in any way work. That is hilarious. There’s no linking factors there besides the word longevity and it’s going to hurt. That’s all it was. LeBron James. Yeah. No, so the not longevity overall longevity with the team. He was just a Hawk for a long time. Oh, okay. Cool. Um, uh, Vince Carter again. Would you like to get up again? Thank you for not counting that email. You’re welcome. I think that was like that’s like in court when they use the insanity defense. I’m like, “Yeah, that’s not fit. That’s not fit to count as a guess. Something is clearly wrong with him.” Um, yeah, just just being with the Hawks. Okay, I can do this. Um, can can you do this? Come through. I believe in you, Mo. I believe in you. I feel like longevity with a hawk. Okay. Yeah. How long was was Boie there? Oh, wow. He was here for a minute. Oh, wow. That’s not a I like that. I don’t thought I know. That’s the only thing that’s like But still scored. He was getting buckets for sure. Yeah, Boi is a good name. I’m going to keep it a buck with you. I ain’t got nothing better. Bogei is a quality a quality guess. Okay, we we don’t feel bad about going out with Bogey. Yeah, it’s not a bad guess to go out with, but it’s not correct. Bogey was just under 4,000. Not Kevin Herder or no, it’s Marvin Williams, man. Seven years he put in with the team and he had over 5,600 points. Marvin Williams is the definition of I could have guessed 150 names before I would remember that Marvin Williams played seven years with the Hawks. Really, dude? I think of him as like an essential part of like those Joe Johnson, Josh Smith teams. I’m like Marvin Williams was just always there. Wasn’t doing a ton, but he was there. starting and that’s and that’s why it’s just like you start going through through the list and it’s like okay he’s just he’s just there. It’s not like super memorable but like just constant for real. All right, first miss for either team. We’ve been perfect up to this point now as the hard. All right, guys. I’ve got a new game that we’ve never played before on Nerd Ses. So, I’m going to use you guys as my guinea pigs. I don’t know how this is going to go. Use this however you want, buddy. Um, you are welcome to use your phone to write these down for visualization, too. Uh, if you need Okay, we’re gonna play some anagram basketball players. I’m going to give you three Hawks players with their names rearranged and you have to unscramble them. Jesus Christ, this is hilarious. Okay. Okay. You guys have instead of five strikes, I’m going to give you guys five minutes and instead you can burn a strike, but it’ll cost you 15 seconds. That’s convoluted as for what? For a for a hint of some kind. Okay. All right. Okay. I’m going to give you all three of them, too. So, your first one is armor call red. That’s three words. Call red. I need the spelling. Oh. Oh, it’s just as the words. Yeah. Armor. And when they’re spaced out, does that mean that part of the name is spaced out or can they be in any order? It they can be in any order. Okay. So, the space is just to make it so the words are real. Call red. Okay. Armor call red. The second one, actor pine. Actor pine. Okay. Okay. And the third one, my favorite. Munched ninja rag. Munched. Damn, that sounds dirty as hell. Munched like past tense. Munched with an ED. Okay. Armor core. This is insanely difficult. How the [ __ ] did anybody do this? Armor. It’s armorer. So, there’s an er at the end of that, too. Gotcha. Okay. All right. This is hilarious cuz Isaac and I are like, we’re going to have to be silent and like actually thinking for this. Like, this is not I’m trying to talk. You guys need to carry on the mic for a second. Logan, do a little stand up. Uh, I want to join in on this, too. the bottom one. There’s a U. So, my first thought was Alfur Rukaminu, but he’s not a Hawk and there’s a G. So, it’s not that there’s nothing else that works. I won’t even give you guys I I won’t even make you guys use hints. I’ll give it to you. All of these I just I kind of want to try it, but okay. All of these Hawks players are post 2000. They are modern. Thank god, bro. If these are like the most I was about to say if like John Conak is on here, this Oh, no. You guys are going to have to get nasty with these for sure. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Okay, Trey Young is not on here. Uh, DeAndre Hunter is not on here. All the modern Hawks. Yeah, there’s got to be at least one modern Hawk, so I’m going for the modern team. They’re not. They’re actually all on the same Hawks team. They are on the same Hawks team. Oh, wow. Pero Antich is the second one. Okay. Is Deari Carol the first one? Yes. Nice. Let’s go. Dear Carol. You guys just have munched ninja rag left. So nasty. I don’t even feel comfortable saying that out loud. So, we’ve got this is on the same team. It’s not Jeff Teague. It’s not all Horford. This is the toughest name. That’s why I left it for last. All Milsap. Uh, who else is on that team? I can’t even remember. Kind of a fair point. We could just think about that team, but I don’t remember anybody else in the 2015 Hawks bench. I’ll tell you, it’s the 2014 Hawks. Yeah, I don’t remember anybody in the Hawks bench. Uh, it’s not Kent Baymore. I’m I’m looking up the roster right now. I need to remember this. G and M are in the name. That’s a good place to start. Those aren’t the most like Especially G. You don’t see a whole lot of G’s. I’m just Yeah, I’m just not going to get anybody on this bench. So, I’m kind of just cooked, bro. I’m I’m embracing just the pure anagram of it. I’m like, let me just give me I’ll take one. Yeah, let’s take a This guy uh shares a last name with an allstar from this season. It’s an all-star from this season. It’s not Horford. It’s not Milsap. No, no, no. Sorry, not to confuse you guys. An allstar from this year from 2025. Oh, just in that just in the wider NBA. 24 of those MFs, though. I don’t even know if that helps. Unless it’s like took about 15 seconds. Hit number two. Another 15 seconds. I don’t even know if this guy’s going to do you well. If you played 2K back then, this dude could freaking jam. He could dunk out of his mind. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. That’s That’s nasty work. I just That is It is nasty work, right? Yeah. I looked at the roster. I saw the name. It’s nasty. Do I know this player? Like, you’re not gonna I don’t I don’t even know who this is. Yeah. If I showed you a picture, you wouldn’t you probably wouldn’t. You think I know the name? No. The name? No. It might ring a bell. I might have heard it, but I don’t know who the [ __ ] this is. Yeah. Uh can I ask can I ask for a general hint? Uh foreign or American? This guy’s American. He did not last long in the league. You would only associate him with Atlanta. Dude, I wouldn’t even want I wouldn’t even do that. I’m just waving the white flag immediately. I have no even associate him with Atlanta. I got Dear Mark Carol. My work here is done. You did. You did. You got it. You got the first two fast. You guys crushed those first two. I now have the letters just rearranged as Garanch Dem. So evil. Yo, shares the last name with the current all-star. This is evil. I’m like, I don’t remember that. I don’t Look, I clicked on his name. This is actually very despicable work on his part. Yeah. And this is some of the nastiest work I’ve ever seen. Okay, what does the last name start with? This is killing me. The discord. Look, I knew at this point in the game, hear me out, guys. I knew at this point there was a potential that we would be down by one point and we needed to get a lick back. Okay. What letter does the last name start with? His name to this team? Last name starts with C. So, it’s a current same last name as a current all-star. It starts with C. Okay. Yeah, that’s actually a good point. That’s a good Okay. Uh, Curry. This is a Curry. You guys have 40 seconds. Damn. Okay, we’re down. Curry with a Justin Curry. No, it’s a G. There’s a J. There’s a G. Oh, there’s no Y in here, so it’s not Curry. Never mind. Uh, if you think of all-star guards, you will I think I think you will get this guy. If you think of the last name, Maxi Cunningham. Cade. Jared Cunningham. Give me that. Jared Cunningham. Let’s go, dude. Quick question. Who the [ __ ] is Jerry Cunningham? Everybody’s going to ask that cuz when I looked it up and the reason why I said it was nasty, he played five games for the Hawks. The most notable team that he’s been on is like the Cleveland Cavaliers. I only know that cuz of 2K back then. I’m once again asking who was Jerry Kir. I’m I’m looking at at his at his page. Played five games for the Hawks. Averaged 4.4 minutes a game. Five games. And averaged point4 points per game. Jeez. Also with 6 fouls per game. Nice. Wow. Hey, without Dear Mario Carropool, though. No, that was Yeah. No, good work. That was good work. That was good work. All right, let’s go. Hey, we survive all the same. All right. Well, if you guys are going to get nasty, I got nasty for this one. Your hard question. Yeah. Can you name the top 10 white scorers for the Hawks in the last 20 years? White meaning American white or white just meaning pale? Pale, pasty, bogey, etc. Bogey is number two. Okay. Great pull. Kyle Corver number three. Kevin Herder number four. Nice. Some of these uh Kirk Hinrich. Damn. Good guess. Not here actually. Damn. Damn. The White Silva and Galinari right now dude. Kirk Hinrich was so close. Damn. No Kirk. I was really banking on that. Okay, let’s think about these guys. You have any white boys yet? We got no You guys got one so far? No, we have like three. Oh, yeah. You guys got three of the top four. Okay. Okay. Um, so we got The only white boy that’s coming to mind is Garrison Matthews. He might be here. Do you want to guess him? I Yeah, I’ll take a guess. Garrison Matthews. No, he’s here. He’s number nine on this list. Do we already see Dow go on R2? Yeah, sure. Gallows five. Gallows five. Okay, cool. Garrison Matthews being your benchmark for the Bob Del. It is nasty. That’s a good place to start. Oh my god. Garrison Matthews. Okay. Makes me think like Vit Ky or something nasty like that might be on here. Oh, Vic is Yeah, Kie is on here. Vic is on here. He is. He’s been He’s been with us for a couple years, dude. Somehow he’s not. I don’t know how he doesn’t have more. He averages like eight points a game somehow. No bucket. Oh my damn. He’s got he’s got 583 points. The bar to get on is like 700 something. So he’s just off to Is Muscala one of these names for you guys? I’ll give you that one because we said it earlier. Yeah, Mike got to be here, too. It’s not a bad poll. Muscala is here. He is number six. [ __ ] it. What What about Iliova is here. Ilasova is eight, Logan. That’s a good poll. He played like a year for the Hawks. Number one, right? You are. We’re missing one. Number one. Damn. Some people might even write bars about this dude. He was that influential. Get out of here, bro. I won’t. My son has every right to be here. It’s the Gwagon. Already said Cal Corver, right? Oh, wait. What? The G Wagon? No. Gort was never a huck. Yes, he was. Gort time. This is This is all time, right? Was he? Did you put a year on this or was it all time? Is that not a hawk? This is last 20 years. Oh, last 20. Okay. For a second, I thought it was all time. I was like, Pete Maravic. I’m trying I’m just trying to think about mad like rapperable bars now. Yeah. Okay. Don’t let him distract you. Don’t think too much about bars. You’re off the deep end. I know. But honestly, there was a I heard a tough ass bar about this dude the other day. Last 20 years more than Cor was number two. Yeah, Kyle was number three. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Last 20 years. I like how Isaac just comes in to help you guys out. Impulsive. Carson, what what spots are we missing? 1710. I’m going to rip it. How are we missing one? That’s what Chandler Parsons be on here? I don’t think he was a Hawk long. No, he he didn’t suit up at all. Oh, really? Yeah, Chandler Parson. He’s counting the half of Trey Young. That counts. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Not going there. Over the last 20 years. Okay, I’m trying to think. Uh, you guys have seven left cuz I counted you guys threw out like three names and they’ve all seemed like kind of guesses. So, I’m counting them as one guess. Like the Gortad and the Chandler Parsons and all that. So, that’s my official ruling. But, you have seven strikes/ shout out kind of guesses. We’ll take a shout out kind of guesses. I’m going to kind of guess all day long. All right. Here’s your guys hint. You thought I was going to give you space? [ __ ] I fooled you. Dirty tricks laying bricks. Tripping dudes. Guys, this was like this is like 15 minutes ago. No impact on the game. It’s Zazuia. God, that hurts me personally. Where is he on this list? He’s number one, bro. What? [ __ ] That’s preposterous. Cuz he stuck around for so long. He average what? Like points on my team, bro. He was a Hawk for like a decade. Eight years. She was a Hawk. Even still, I did not think eight years of eight points per game would get you number one. That’s crazy. Yeah, it’s enough. All right, seven and 10. You know what? Another hint. All right, anagram. Last round. One of these guys. Hero Antage. He’s number 10 on the list. Okay, I like that. I like that. Y’all don’t be employing whites. You guys are not an equal opportunity employer. That’s crazy. There’s really no need for it. Okay. Okay. This last guy, I presume you guys want another hint. Um, yes. Had had Lakers fans just in hell this past year. They at at at the center position like he was a Laker caused Yeah. people really reconsider things. Alex Lenn is number seven on this list. A gross list. Your team is This roster is ridiculous. This team is awful. This is so bad. If we go through the depth chart, I mean Bogey has to run point. You’ve got Corver. You kind of have decent two guards. Outside of that, Gallow at the three, okay, but it’s nasty. I mean, Iliova at the four, I guess. Zaza at the five or Peru Antic if you want to stretch big. It’s a hell of, how tall are you? I’m 6’3 and a half. Get me out there. Yeah, you can score on this team. All right, Logan. What you got? All right, this one’s not as convoluted. I just need you guys to name every player to lead the Hawks in scoring since 2000. This is in a single season by points per game. Okay. Trey Young, correct? Joe Johnson, correct? Jeff Teague, was he the leader of that team or was that Teague ever would have led a team? I I think Horford and Milsap are both better guesses than T. Okay. Horford and Milsap both here. Okay. So, they’re both here. Yeah. Okay. How many is there 10 total or how many are we doing total? Everyone since 2000, you guys are now just missing eight. Okay. Eight seasons, right? Not eight names or eight names. Eight names. Oh, damn. Okay. Well, I’m just going to get the nastiest one out of there. I’m pretty sure this is right. Wow. The H the 2005 Hawks, one of the worst teams ever, I believe, were led in scoring by Antoine Walker. That’s correct. You’ve got four more pre-Awtoan Walker. Yeah. Sharif Abdul Raheem is going to have some of those years for sure. Most of those years honestly. Oh, Jay Smoo got to have one year in here somewhere. Yeah, probably. Yeah, it’s a good one. Trying to think about Is there anything between before Trey Young after Mhm. Hford and Millsap that you’re between? Two names on those teams. Oh, Dennis. Yeah, Dennis is correct. For sure. And you don’t think Gallow, do you? Is Gallow here? Gallow is not here. Same position though, I would say. I don’t know. I guess this guy could be considered a five, too, but I think he’s a four. Huh. Four combination. Probably around that same range like 2015 or 2016, 2017. Yeah. So, we got Dennis. That’s probably 2017. So, what’s 2016? Ah, four five combo. Infamous four five combo. No, it’s not. Actually, he’s his name is literally not on [ __ ] I say, why is he infamous? Is he the devil? No, no, no, no, no. Ah, 2016 leading scoreer of the Hawks. Well, this guy’s actually after Dennis. He’s in between Dennis and Trey. Okay, so is that 18 then? Probably. Who got him? So, 17 18. Um, yeah. Who got him? Trey. Who’s the tank commander? I mean, it’s No, it’s not. It’s not rookie John Collins, is it? Daddy Collins. Damn. John Collins. Damn. As a rookie. Mhm. Shout out. Okay. How many years are you missing now? Yeah. Years. Three names between 2005. You got it. This is This is the nastiest. This is the nastiest period, bro. 2002. Lord God, no chance Glenn Robinson left these teams, did he? Nasty. Uh Jason Terry. One more name to go, man. One more name. I’ll just give you a hint. Um, this guy came up in our Lakers segment for one of my questions. Oh man, these these are always the worst kind of hints for a thousand names. Okay. He’s also featured prominently in a Jay-Z song. You’re all washed up on marijuana. Mine’s with Anna. Hi, high as hell. Matt Bonner. I’m not gonna lie. This whole hint system, there’s so many of these ants that are so ass that they’re not even hints. Well, I just gave you that one out of the kindness of my heart. So, I’m You know what? I’m not even going to give you guys any more hints. We have like, bro, we have like eight to burn if we want cuz we racked up all the first ones with like no hints. What was I questions? I don’t even remember your questions to know which name could have came up in the Lakers. That’s the hand. I’m like, how does that help? Who said 4? Yeah. No, those are tough. This guy won a championship with the Lakers. Isaiah Ryder. Ah, it’s J.R. Ryder. That’s correct. Shout out. All right. Shout out. On to the Knicks round. Let’s do it. Your guys, easy question. In 2012, a Knicks player had the second most sold jersey in the entire NBA. Who was that player? It’s easy. Uh, Jeremy Lynn. That’s correct. The only reason I asked that question was to see if I could trip you guys up with uh maybe a mellow guest first, but no, it’s Jeremy Lynn. Perfect. Easiest question of the day. Okay, I’ve got a pretty straightforward one for you guys here, too. We’re going to play uh we’re going to play a game called a career path. I’m going to give you a list of teams that these guys played for in their order, and you’re going to tell me what player it is. Oh, okay. So, we’re going to start Warriors, Knicks, Rockets, Lakers, Hornets, Nets, Hawks, Raptors. This guy was not good written down. It’s all Wait, can we hear that again? Warriors, Knicks, Warriors, Knicks, Rockets, Lakers, Hornets, Nets, Hawks, Raptors. Don’t down. This is so difficult. Okay, say one more time. I’m gonna write it down so I can actually look at this. Warriors, Knicks, Hawks, Lakers, or Rockets, Lakers. Honestly, I think you should be able to get it off that. Okay. Warriors, Knicks. Warriors, Nicks, Hawks, Rockets, Lakers. I’m going straight to Lakers. Who came from the Rockets to the Lakers? Warriors, Knicks, Rockets, Lakers. Oh, I put Hawks in there for some reason. That [ __ ] me up. Okay. Warriors, Knicks, Rockets. Warriors, Knicks, Rockets, Lakers. Interesting. This is so funny. Drafted by the Warriors. So, who was drafted by the Warriors and made their way to Lakers? He actually wasn’t drafted. He was undrafted. Oh. Oh [ __ ] Warriors. Undrafted player that started with the Warriors. Jeremy Lynn. It’s Jeremy Lynn. Yeah. Okay. I thought that was going to be an easy segue right off the jersey question, but it might have been if I saw the logos, it might have been. It’s real hard to think about that without seeing it. Also, the thing with Lynn is like those first stops, bro. played like 20 minutes with the Warriors. Like he was not getting any burn. Okay, level two. Jazz, Wizards, Knicks, Mavericks, Sixers, Mavericks. But I would focus on the first three teams. Jazz, Wizards, Knicks. Jazz, Wizards, Knicks. And all these guys are all these guys are post 2000. Okay. Yeah. When you said Nicks, Mavs, my mind went to Tyson Chandler, but then he got to the Rockies and Lakers. You didn’t say that. So, it’s not him. Jazz Wizards Knicks. You know what? These are tough. I’ll give you guys a position, too. This is a point guard. Okay. Point guard. Jazz Wizards. Knicks. Smells like a white point guard to me. Don’t know why. I don’t know if I’m smelling. What a white point guard smell like. The Jazz wondering. Yeah, that makes sense. Jazz Wizards. I thought this guy was going to be so nice. He was a college national champ. Trey Burke. Trey Burke. Yeah. Okay. Good one. My white radar is off. All right. Next one. Knicks Warriors, Celtics, Mavericks, Spurs. David Lee. Damn. Yeah. Shout out. We got You give us a good player and Yeah, it’s a layup. Bulls, Knicks, Grizzlies, Clippers. Also, I think that Isaac’s white radar was just slightly early. I think it was slightly malfunction. It was anticipating David Lee. Can we hear this again? What was this guy’s path? Bulls, Knicks, Grizzlies, Clippers. Bulls and Knicks. Huh. And then Grizzlies and Clippers for his washed years. Clearly, you don’t think about him that way. Mhm. Mhm. This guy wasn’t fully washed as a Nick, but he was close. Definitely overpaid. Ah, typical. Bad franchise. It’s what we do. Comes the territory. Got him down. Okay. So, a Bulls player that they paid too much in free agency is what it sounds like. Or they traded for him after he already got a bad contract, which is also likely because the Bulls will give out bad contracts. True. Everybody was kind of getting paid that year though. Okay. Okay, it’s probably around 2016 or so. Yeah, who the Knicks paid in 2016? Who was their infamous class of [ __ ] in that year? Trying to think about all the dies got paid. Tim Fe Ozgov, Lu Al Dang, Yan Mheime, Allen Crab. So the Bulls lost Lu all day. Who else on that team when they that they lost they would have lost to the Knicks. Trying to visualize it. I feel like it’s a big man. Mhm. Um Isaac’s radar is good right now, man. It is a big man. Who was the center of the Bulls lost? Oh, is it Jokim Noah? This is Jokim Noah. Jokim Noah. Yeah. Good pull. Good pull. All right, last one. You guys have one strike. Raptors, Knicks, Nets. Just three teams. This is Andrea Barnani. It’s Andrea Barnani. Let’s go. Let’s go. All right. Your guys medium question. Can you name the top 10 Knicks with the most points since Melo left the team? Oh, top 10 since Melo left. Okay. So, he left in 20. So, 2016 was the last year. 2017 he was in. Okay. See, so the last eight years. Okay. So, Brunson. Yeah. Brunson’s easily on there. Number two. KP. KP is actually not here. Julius Randle is there long time allar. RJ Barrett. RJ RJ Barrett. Yeah. RJ Barrett’s there. I’m kind of surprised Audrey Barrett has more points than KP. I mean, not really because KP got hurt a lot, but yeah, I feel like they’d be close. Well, KP only played 48 games after Melo was off the team actually with the Knicks. Oh, yeah. He went to Dallas. Yeah, they over bottom of this list is going to be disgusting. Like we’re going to have like Kevin Knox or something nasty like that. I promise you it’s not him. I think it’s going to be uh total points or like total points. Oh, okay. Okay. So, total points. I was going to say Trey Burke, but it’s not going to be him. Um, okay. So, who did we say? So, we said Brunson. Emanuel Quick is going to be here. Uh, what, like three years? It’s like Yeah, like two and a half cuz he wasn’t getting like crazy burn. But maybe for 10 like it could be a back end. We could try Emanuel quickly. He’s number four. Damn. Damn. Oh yeah. We’re in hell right now. 253 games. I forgot that changed my life. Is Joshart on here for longevity? He’s been here for a while now. Been like three. You guys want You guys want to guess him? Two and a Been like two and a half years. Isaac just kicking the rock to us, man. Real nice. Yeah, Isaac went from Isaac went from talking hell as [ __ ] to becoming basically your guy’s teammate. Yeah, let’s go ahead and do Josh Hart for sure. Easy win. He’s number six. Okay. If Josh Hart’s there, then Macau Bridges has got to be there, too. He just played one. He played every single game. Didn’t miss a game at all. Hella minutes. It’s a lot of buckets to be given to. One year versus three years is big difference, though. It isn’t. I mean, for three years, Bridges, Deanchenzo, Robinson, I don’t know, one or a couple of those guys have got to be here. Dante was only there Dante wasn’t there for that long. Mitch doesn’t score like that and is hurt all the time. I go draft in 2019. It’s been a while. Yeah, let’s do Mitchell Robinson. The 2019 draft was RJ. Yeah, Mitch was drafted even even earlier. Or was he 18? When did Mitch get drafted? 18. 18. Oh, okay. Yeah. Let’s do you feel good about Mitch? I guess we could try Quickley’s four on this. We could try Mitch Robinson. Mitch is number five on this list. Yeah, guys. The top six. It’s just seven through 10 that you’re missing. I’m down to Bridges. Okay. Yeah, let’s try it. Male Bridges. Oh, he’s 14. Damn. Okay, that’s another similar player that got there a year earlier. Yeah, it makes sense. All right. Think about that range. I think OG You think OG’s already here? OG. OG is number 10 on this list. That’s correct. Wow. Okay. Wow. Early. Who else is there? They just got there. I stop giving answers now. Keep going, buddy. Isaac is like your guys high counselor. He’s the He’s whispering in your ears. You guys should AC. He’s setting you guys up for the biggest betrayal of all time on the last question. He’s feeding you guys good information now so he can pull the rug on the last one. Guess Kevin Knox. No, guess Kevin Knox, guys, is the alltime Nick scoring leader. Like, bro, are you stupid? He was obviously there for multiple years. I’m trying to think of the guys who had who who was there on that like nasty Julius Randall like RJ playoff team. Um, I mean Alfred Payeyton was starting here, bro. I was about to say Damen Dawson as a joke. He’s actually number 18 on this list. That’s kind of crazy. Crazy. Um, is Trey Burke really not on here? Did he not be here? No. Oh, he was there for like two years. Oh, you’re close with the name there, I think, though. If OG’s not Isaac continues. Oh, Alex Burke. Yeah, even closer. But Alec Burks, there you go. Alec Burks is here. He’s number nine. Weirdly one of my brother’s favorite players of all time. Shout out Alec Bur bucket. He is kind of a bucket. And another life. Get him on the right situation. Cook. Cook. Listen man. U. Okay. So my 45 minute video essay on how Alec Burks got screwed in his career is coming out tomorrow. Stay tuned. We’ll take a hit. the wasted potential of Alec Burks. Okay, hint. Uh, this guy for a time, man, was like leading scorer for the Knicks. Like, he had an initial stint there, then went to another Tim Hardway Jun, then came back. It’s THJ. He’s number seven. Okay. Uh, and now you’re just missing the last one. You guys want to use another hint? Yes. Yeah. Uh, this is all I’ll say. With the thinking that got you guys to guess MueL, it’s crazy you didn’t guess this guy first. Oh, yeah. You guys are insane. Isaac’s using these Jedi mind tricks, bro. No, obviously this guy’s a This is probably the second best player on this list. Ain’t no way. There’s no way Carl Anthony Towns is already on this list. Yeah, Carl Anthony Towns is on this list. Number eight, just narrowly above Alec Burks. By the way, Logan Kevin Knox is number 12 on this list. He’s behind OG by like 60 points. I was about to throw up. And his Caner Freedom is number 11. Deuce McBride 13. Quentyn Grimes 15. It’s a [ __ ] all for my own personal. How high is Alonzo Trier? Oh, shout out bro. Undrafted legend. He’s not in the top 25. Damn. Wow. That’s my guy. His run was so there was arguments versus Luca Donic. But he’s not. Yeah. Let’s see. He put up eight. Listen, if we’re just talking about skill and scoring prowess. Yes, Cook. Right. No, listen. No averages, no accolades, but just who can score the best. You put aside the politics. I’m hearing you out. Conversation one of the best isolation scores of all time. If you get rid of European bias or if you gave him European bias and if his name was Alonzikovich he people would have the top five conversations and that’s a fact. He was so tough. That’s funny. You give him white privileges Gordon Hayward Allstar. For real. Let’s not talk about that. But let’s not Yo, let’s not talk about that. They don’t want us to talk about it. That’s for sure. This is one of the nastiest lists I ever concocted, man. Let’s get nasty. Can you guys name the highest paid player for the Knicks every season since 2000? Bro, this is foul. Yeah. No, it’s gross. It’s gross. All right, I’m just going to rip. I don’t know why I’m starting here. Eddie Curry is going to be on this list. Damn. What? Okay, this year. It’s Cat for this year. Cat is correct. It’s a better shot. Brunson for the year before. Brunson is correct. Randall got it at one point. Before Brunson is correct. Yeah, he’s got to work backwards. Uh Melo had it at one point. Forever. Yeah. Uh between Melo and Randall between Melo and Randall. You’re missing three guys between Melo and Randall. Do we think that terrible contract? That’s not a bad thought. No was there for those years. I feel like teach Jay might might have had a one year. I think I Yeah, I feel like THA might have too, but he got drafted what 2014 or something like that. Mhm. So, was his second contract one of those years in 2018? His second contract was like 18 million a year or something, which I don’t know. Tim Hardway. Yeah, let’s guess him. Why not? Tim Hardway is not here. I will tell you guys, all three of these guys played the exact same position. Oh, okay. Interesting. Uh, I couldn’t. I’m gonna keep it a buck with y’all. I don’t remember two of these guys playing for the Knicks. Oh, no. Great. Okay, let’s get some more. I was about to say easy ones, bro. Are there more easy ones? Actually, Allan Houston had a fat contract in the early 2000s. Houston is correct. Yeah. Where does Houston take us until Logan? Oh, was Chris Porzingis the year after Melo? Was he left over? You Porzingis isn’t a bad guess at all, but it’s not KP. Oh, what the [ __ ] He probably still would have been on the rookie deal. Yeah, I guess so. Sometimes these high pick rookie deals are expensive. So like I feel like for those teams when they really tore it down, it could be a deal. I don’t know. That was This is about to be so nasty. I’m I’m just conferring with Isaac. You don’t think Courtney Lee by any chance had one of the years for the Knicks? Do you? I [ __ ] hope not. He was on a kind of big contract. Like 12 years or something. Yeah, but like who the [ __ ] was Courtney Lee had like a 72 million deal? It was big. It was big. It was like four years. Was that 16 year? Yeah. Okay, let’s think about other uh post mellow time. Yeah, I’m trying to go earlier now and think about layups. Do we get any Starbury years, Logan? Yes, Marberry is correct. There’s two more Nicks in the early part that I think are closer to layups. Did they pay Andis Caner? Yes, Andis Caner is one of the guys. Good pull, Isaac. God, that’s nasty. That’s nasty. I don’t even remember him playing for the Knicks, man. He said they play the same position. There’s probably another center, too. Right. Another center here around that. One of these guys, I’ll tell you, was making more money than Melo while Melo was on the team. Is that Joe Kim? Noah. Not Joe Kim. I’m not going to count that one. But I already said that earlier. Yeah. Yeah. This guy’s more notable. More Tyson Chandler. Better. Better than Tyson, but it’s not him. Okay. Omari. Omari is correct. Oh, yeah. Okay, that does make sense. Fair enough. You guys have one more um in between Caner and Randall. Mhm. And then you guys have five more in the 2000s. Jesus. Wow. Yeah, you guys. We are actually 2019 one. Head banging, bro. I don’t remember this guy playing for the Knicks. He’s still in the league. Yeah. Between Caner and Randall. And is this a big man, too? This is a big man. Yeah. They paid Noah. They paid Grant Caner. Doesn’t even remember it. I remember him for a team on the opposite coast. Team on opposite coast. It’s not like Bo. Uh, no. I mean, uh, somebody like that though. Something like somebody that can get paid enough to go play for a different team to get taken away from a good team. Let me see what this guy was. Let me see what the specs. They didn’t pay your bill to take him away. Yeah. What was this guy doing for the Knicks? Kings bigs. They didn’t pay boogie. They didn’t pay. There’s no Lakers bigs in that time. Wow, dude. He played a whopping n He got I think he got a completely forgot about that. Had to get dealt there or something. Played a whopping 19 games in New York. Golly, you think it was like a trade deadline salary dump for a bad contract? Damn. Who is this again? Think is this DeAndre Jordan? Yes. Oh. completely. You don’t think about him in an experience of his career. Everything post Clippers for DeAndre is like a fever dream. Like every stop. Lakers, Nets, Mavs, Knicks, all of it. So weird. Nuggets. Okay. So 2000s 2000s. All right. You guys have five names remaining, but I will say four of these guys were all stars. Yeah. Okay. Uh David Lee had to have been at some point, right? Lee, he was all NBA for them. They couldn’t throw him a bat. All of these guys were pretty much washed and almost like completely washed. That was the classic Nick’s bag. Can you tell us what specific years we’re missing, Logan? Yes, you’re missing 2000. Is Patrick Euin? Not you. I want you to think about that. Spreewell. Spreewell’s Spreewell is correct for a different year, not 2000, actually. Okay. 2000’s not Allen, Houston, Ewing, or Spreewell. Who’s like the next guy? I was thinking about Kurt Thomas for a second there. I’m not going to lie to you. It’s not Sham. Never mind. This guy was not good on the 20. He was washed, too. The 2000. I’m looking this up. Who was still there? This was probably leftover from those good teams. Good luck. Yeah. Similar was still there. Three of these guys completely washed just like Oh, is this is this grandma? Is this Larry Johnson? Larry Johnson. Wow. There you go. Harley. Okay. Two more wash dudes. Completely washed. What? Later 2000s. Yeah. Mid 2000s. And then I want to say it’s like if you guys imagine like you know how people will post those uh they don’t look right in these jerseys. Yeah. Forbidden jersey. Yeah. Diabolical. So stars that took a stop there at the end. One of these guys was I’m sorry. Is this our is this our medium question? I actually I skipped your hard one. So this is your hard one. I went out of order accidentally. Okay. I was like, “No chance. This is medium. This is No, this is the hard question.” That’s all right. Oh, it’s 2000 2000, not 2010. So it’s not Jason Kid. Can we get the exact years, Logan, on these dudes who are left? Yeah. One of them is 2004. Okay. The other is 2011. Let me give you this. when we do our drafts, right, and we like steal players at the end because they’ve just it’s one of those types of Yeah, I got I got that. That’s I got that. It’s a washed up guy who doesn’t belong there, but I don’t know who fits that criteria. Is it the Kembbe? Dembbe is correct. That’s one of the I don’t even know. I don’t He was megaashed, bro. He was still making like 20 M from the Knicks, though. That’s crazy. I I had no clue that happened. Okay, now we got So that’s 2004. What were other years? 2010. Okay. Played 24 games that year. God, what the [ __ ] Okay, so this is prelo trade. Obviously, the mellow trade happens in the 20101 season. Here are the other teams he was washed with. Detroit and Atlanta. T-Mac and San Antonio. It’s T-Mac. Dude, you were not kidding about Wash. Like literal like not NBA caliber players. I mean Kevin was NBA caliber, but team act, bro. Jeez. Wow. He was watched in four stops. That’s crazy. That’s crazy. Four opportunities watched. Is that all of them? It is crazy. And that’s a list, guys. And T-Mac will tell you he was still better than Tim Duncan at this point in 2010. Disgusting. Listen, me or Kobe? True. True. And Paul will tell you he’s better than all of them. For real, dude. I saw somebody the other day say like, “Paul Pierce has the worst PR department ever.” And I just thought, bro, Paul Pierce is his own PR department. Like, he is the one who is always saying this dumb [ __ ] that leads to him actually getting underrated cuz he overrates himself more than anybody ever has. Insane. Okay, this list is not that gnarly, but it’s an interesting combination. And can you guys name the 10 Knicks with the most games played for the team since 2000? Okay. Most games played. Uh Melo. Melo’s number two. Nice. Um Oh, there’s someone above Melo. Uh David Lee. David Lee’s number four. Okay. Uh Allan Houston. Number three. All right. Brunson. Brunson. Not yet. Not yet. All right. Um, Spreewell. Spree. Well, he’s number seven. Go say, bro. That’s what that was killing me, too. Like, it was like Mo was like approving of all of them. He was like, “Yep.” I was thinking the same thing. I’m like, “Listen, I’m like that’s what I was going to say. That’s what I was going to say.” I’m like, “This happened.” Okay. Oh, people. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say it. Um, let’s see. I’m trying to think. Not. Damn, you guys are really asking Donovan to just put you in the backpack here. Nobody else has said a word. I was lowkey thinking about JL Smith, but I don’t think that’s a I don’t think is most games played since 2000. Is most games played since Is Marbury here? He’s number 13. He’s just off. It’s a good guess. It’s a good guess. You know what? Uh, we mentioned one guy earlier who’s played seven years of the team. Um, I wonder if he been hurt too much. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t know. But how many of the guys have played seven years of the team? That’s a lot of years. True. That’s fair. Maybe it is Mitchell Robinson. You want to guess him? Yeah. Why not? Number five. He’s here. He’s high up on the list, too. Jesus. Seven years is a lot for a team that’s bad for a lot that time. Um, did you already say Julius? Could he be here? I haven’t I haven’t I haven’t said him yet, but we we can Yeah, we can go with Randall. Number six. RJ R.J. is number 11. He’s off by 10 to cut off. Okay, that’s a good bar though. That’s a good the idea of where they might land. Yeah. So, they had to play at least like four seasons. Probably 299 games to get on. So, yeah, like if you play four full seasons almost four full seasons for the Knicks. Okay. So, four seasons. You guys are missing number one. Is heart is Hart gonna be on here. Like, how are we missing number one? That’s the biggest some [ __ ] like Steve Novak or Channing Fry or something. Jared, you’re not that you’re not that far off in terms of Logan. I’m not going to lie to you. There’s no way. Let it rip. Jared Jeff. He’s not number one, but that’s the hardest name on the list. Joke, brother. He’s number nine. Well, it was a great [ __ ] joke because it’s correct. Jeez. Well, yeah, I was never going to get that, bro. That’s why I was like, I was expecting to use like three hints on Jared Jeff alone. That is good work. Number one is interesting. So, who’s like that? Like I’m I’m assuming it’s like a like cult classic team legend like a Nick type. Did Omari play enough with the Knicks? Nah, he was always banged up. Yeah, but he was still there. I mean, when did Amari leave? We can guess 2014. He is just off the list. Number 15. Good guess. Yeah. Okay. Could you say DHJ? Oh, that’s a that’s a great that’s a great guess. That’s a great guess. One spot behind Amari. It is a good guess, but he’s not here. Okay. But yeah, we take a hint. Yeah. So, number one on this list, 519 games. He was on the 1999 Finals team. That was his first year. Played all the way through 2005 with the Knicks. Then came back and retired. Cami. It’s not Cami, actually. Not as Thomas. It’s Kurt Thomas. It’s crazy eyes Kurt Thomas. shout out. Great nicknames for him. Midlife, Dirty Kurt, along with Crazy Eyes. So, now you have a 5 foot n point guard on this list, Nate Robinson. That is correct. And you have an absolute pure bucket. I mean, there are people who will try to tell you, “Oh, this guy’s Hall of Fame caliber just because he was that tough. He was that tough.” He was there in the down dog days for the Knicks when they’re winning like 20 to 30 Crawford. That’s correct. Jay crossover. And that is the list. You guys got it. Shout out Jared Jeff. Man, shout out Jared Jeff. Oh, that was a great pull by you. That was insane. I was That was never happening. I almost I almost threw up. I’m not going to lie. What number was Jamal? He’s number 10. He’s the last guy on. Oh, okay. I did go out of order for you guys. You guys already got your hard question. This one’s going to be simple. It’s one strike only, but there’s only one correct answer. We’re going to play oddman out 99s edition. I’m going to name five accolades players on the 99 Knicks earned in their careers. You’re going to tell me which award wasn’t won by one of them. So, rookie of the year, defensive player of the year, sixman of the year, Heisman, and a number one overall pick. Oh, I see. Over the whole team. Okay. Uh, rookie of the year was won by Patrick Yuing. Defensive player of the year was won by Marcus Cami. Heisman was won by Charlie Ward. And then we had Guess at that one. Sixth man of the year. And what else? Number one pick. Oh, number one pick is Patrick Ewing. So, it’s his man of the year. I was hoping you would think that John Starks might have still been lingering on that team, but that is correct. If not for the process of elimination. He said 99X and I said vaccine. I don’t. All right. So, here we are. Isaac and I have not missed because we’re like that. So, we’re up 98. I think that we have to make this tiebreaker round. If you guys get it, you win. So, because we’ll be tied in total points, but you get the tiebreaker round. So, I think that you win the whole episode. This is going to be the nickname battle. We’re going to go in a rotation and see who can name nicknames. All right, let’s generate a random number. One name is like player or next players. Well, I’m about to generate which team. So, it’ll be Knicks, Hawks, or Lakers, depending on what the random number generator says. And the random number generator says we are naming Knicks. So, we’ll do it rotating between teams, rotating between individual people. But Logan, why don’t you get us started, man? I’m just trying to think about one. Okay. Do you want me to get us started? Because I have I have some. Damn, bro. I got nothing. All right, I’ll get us started. Earl the Pearl Monroe. Oh, I got one. Now it’s back on you, Logan. Clyde Frasier. There you go. Is it I don’t know if this is official on Battle reference yet, but Brunson Burner. Yep. Definitely counts. Okay, go ahead. Um, we’re doing Knicks, right? Yeah. Yeah, Nick. The Unicorn. Fair one. Question player. Yeah. If a player has has multiple nicknames, can we use both for that? I think so. I think so. Okay, let’s hit the easy ones before they get to them. Big purr. Wait, it’s not your turn. your turn. Oh, we going around this way. I thought we However, I’m We are rotating between teams, but we’re going to be consistent with who on the team. So, it’s just my turn. I’ll take I’ll take big guy. So, now it’s Don. Okay. Gotcha. Um, uh, the the captain for Brunton. Okay. Wow. I thought you were saying that for somebody else who was also known as the captain. Melo. Isaac. Good one. Tough one. Nice and simple. Okay, now it’s uh I take it like [ __ ] man. Initials are like like abbreviations don’t count, do they? I mean, Melo counts. I know what he wants to do. He just shortened his his name. Initials. Yeah, that Okay, that does count, but you can’t just be like It has to be iconic. It has to be iconic. Exactly. Exactly. You’re saying Tim Hardway Jr. ain’t iconic, bro. No. That’s just disrespectful, bro. Honestly, I think that’s okay. I think THJ is okay. Sure. Go for it. Uh, I am going to take Black Jesus for Earl Monroe. Hard. Wow. Damn. Um, I think it’s I think it’s on you. Yeah. Mo. All right. We counted THJ. Yep. More initials. More initials. More initials. If you guys start abusing this, I’d say RJ Barrett. R.J. No, that’s his name. No, that is Jackass. You can’t take it that far. R.J. is not his real name. That’s what he’s listed as for the NBA, though. Yeah, that’s like his official basketball reference name. Nobody calls him Rowan. Official basketball reference name. Okay. Um, come on, brother. Yeah. Let me I’m going through these names right now and I’m like, who has like Clock is on. Mo, you have 10 seconds now. Does J have a nickname? Damn. I might be cooked. I’m going in. I’m saying if he threw me the live. I’m dunking it. I’m saying it’s Starberry. Oh, okay. That is your dunk. Donovan. That does not count for Mo. We got to get We got to get this game over at some point. So, we’re going to have to have some eliminations. Damn. My name is my turn. Yeah, it’s you. The rooster for Danilla Gallinari. I love that. Shout out Gallo. So, me. Yep. It’s gonna go back to you. Uh, crazy eyes. Kurt Thomas. I was thinking about doing that one, bro. Uh, stat. Amari startmire. All right, now it’s my turn. Mhm. Mhm. Okay, you got statow. Wait, no, Mo, you’re out. You’re done, Mo. Oh. Oh, there’s outs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I should have clarified that. If you miss a round, you’re eliminated because we got to go into last person standing. Oh, I thought it was the first player like on the team to miss loses for the whole team. Gotcha. No, no, yeah. Yeah. It’s We’re going to go down until it’s the last. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s That’s on me. That’s on me. Gotcha. Um I will go with Uncle Kyle for Kyle O’Quinn. I love that. That’s a good pull. Is it back to me or is it Isaac? I can’t remember. Is it my turn or No, I said the rooster last time. Oh yeah. Okay. I’ll take uh the captain Willis Reed. I’ll take a good one. So you Oh, did didn’t they call So I know this originally was RJ. It was Andrew Wiggins. Didn’t they also call RJ Barrett Maple Mamba or something like that? Yeah, I think they did. Yeah, I think they called him Maple Mamba. Was that Is that him or is that Wiggins though? I think they called like they like passed it on. I’m pretty sure they were calling him It was Maple Something. I think it was Maple Mamba. It’s Maple Mamba. Uh but I thought Wiggins got that. I thought he was known as Was he Maple Jordan? Like Yeah, it was Jordan Mamba. Maple Mamba for RJ Barrett. Okay. Does does wing stop for both OG and ML Bridges count? Yeah, I think that we count that. I think that we count that. All right, one whammy. Yeah, why not? Uh, let me get D Rose. Does that count or is that too lame? If not, I have another one. I don’t know. I feel like D is kind of That’s right on the line. Yeah, I All right, then I’ll take I’ll take I’ll take orange Julius for Julius Randall. Got I was thinking real hard for a Julius Randle one. Nice. Does anybody call Julius Randle Black Hole, man? Damn. Straight hat. [ __ ] dude. I’m blanking out now. I’m trying to think of a Patrick Euing nickname. I’ll be honest. He doesn’t really have any great ones. I don’t know. I think I’m out, bro. All right. It’s down to the three of us. And I think it’s on I guess it’s on Donovan now because your team answered. Yeah. Um uh what I’m This is tough. Uh we’ve used a lot now. Alabaster Euan. What? I’ve heard that I’ve heard that name be thrown around for him. I don’t know if it is I I don’t know if it is official, but I’ve I’ve heard that for I like the I like the poll and I think that we count it. Um, damn. I was going to go with another collective nickname, but I don’t think that really counts. I was going to say Ernie and Bernie for Bernard King. That’s what they used to call him and Ernie Grunfield back at Ernie Grunfeld back at Tennessee. You guys remember those teams, of course. Let’s think. Uh, who is another good one? What about Tingis Pingis for for kids? Oh, that’s a good one. That is That’s classic. I love that. Does How much does shump count? Zero. That counts. I think that counts. I guess I think if we count like mellow and stuff. Yeah, it’s perfect. All right, it’s on you. Did they call it J? Was there a nickname? Was it they call him Henny or was there like some kind of play on words there? Am I missing another part to that? You are. I am. Then I’m out then. I can’t think of one. It’s Henny something. Yeah, it is. You’re right online. Ah, it’s not Henny Smith. It’s uh technically JR. Is it? I’m actually blanking on that one, too. You are? I am. Henny. What is it? It’s Henny God. Oh, God. God, right. Yeah, I was just Yeah, it was going to be one of those. Yeah. Yeah, I would have got there. I’m out. All right, I’m going back to Earl Monroe. Black Magic, bro. Had the toughest nicknames of all time. Damn. Okay. And he got his nickname as Bassman. I know. It’s hilarious. That’s ridiculous. Look up God and you’re just CT. I’ll go with the big bodega for cat. Okay, that’s a good one. That’s a good one. Uh, we’re not counting cat even though we counted THJ. Oh, we’re counting THJ. We’re counting cat. Go ahead and say Yeah, I think we kind of have to to be consistent. Then I will go with bodega cat for a cat. I’ll double down on that. Oh, we’re deep in the technicalities at this point. Nobody has said grandma Larry Johnson, right? Nope. That’s a good pull. That’s a good pull. Deep this deep. That’s a good That’s a good value find. Um, [ __ ] it, JK. Spree. Spree. There’s Do we have to up the standard of creativity for the nicknames at this point? Probably. Yeah. All right, let’s do that. I will say if we up the standard, you win. I don’t know. I’m I’m solely going based off of like, can I abbreviate your your last name right now? I mean, that’s that’s very brutal. Nothing counts. All right, I’ve got another one for Smith. Smitty like a few people call him. We’re on the verge of arguing that JR is the nickname because his name is actually Earl. Exactly. You got All right, Zinger. I am out. Okay. All right. I was going to say Zinger for K. Did Spree not count? I thought Spree count. I thought I was counting it. But even if Spree counted, I’m letting you know I had about that was that was fun. I thought that was a good game. I had fun with that and I had fun this episode. Thank you guys for coming on. This was uh this was a ton of fun. Great performances all around. Isaac and I a little a little belt ass for you guys, but uh that’s just how we do it over here. Uh everybody obviously go check out the Deep Three Everywhere. Go check out their full stuff. Go check out all their stuff on Tik Tok and everywhere. Phenomenal, phenomenal content. And uh any last words, fellas, before we let you guys go. JR is a nickname. If you’re still here, comment whether or not J.R. is a nickname. Yeah, it’s a good point. Hell no. Appreciate you guys. They named him Earl. Of course. I’m ready to come on during the season again. Hell yeah. Well, I guess we have to have you guys on every every couple weeks now. Apparently, you’re going to throw up once a week once a week. I guess we could just merge. No thanks. All right. Well, if you guys want more of our stuff, you know where to find it. Follow us YouTube, social, everywhere. Listen to the pod across all audio platforms. And with that, one more shout out to the Deep Three. I’ve been Carson Breber. I’ve been Logan Camden. You guys can all say your names if you want or we can wrap it up. Okay. And this was nerd sash.
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The episode yall did last summer might be my favorite of all time, we NEED more of this collab
Guys I love u please don’t stop trivia episodes
Clutch trivia episode with the boys
legendary home page refresh pull there’s no way i’m here within 5 minutes
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The nerds will destroy the deep
The Unction!
Can we just appreciate how they aren't afraid to be around minorities, good on the nerds !
my two fav podcasts collab, its a dream come true
Carson 100% true shooting based on those bars 💯💯
She Logan on my Carson
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The fake lyrics are the best questions
I haven’t stopped thinking about logans rafer alston bar from the hive mind video
Fire vid
big day for the partially employed
I was screaming both Swish for JR and Unicorn for KP at my Tv at the end of this
I had fun
Can yall get SROS on PLEASE!!! I think he might be the only one to keep up with yall in nba trivia (other than like OG) esp if you guys include college knowledge too
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Big Oak and Starksy were a couple nicknames I was waiting to hear. GGs y'all.
Solid gold collab.
the most goated collab