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Build The Perfect Players Using Former Blazers



Build The Perfect Players Using Former Blazers

We’re working together to build the perfect NBA player, but we can only use players who have played for the Portland Trailb Blazers. Let’s get it. Passing RV is a bonus. Andre Miller, Dave Blake. I go Andre Miller here. Shooting. Damen Lillard. Hey, no. We need Damen Lillard’s like the third greatest shooter of all time. Second. Do Damen Lillard shooting defense. Scotty Pippen. Athleticism. It might be Shaden Sharp. Shad body. Greg Odin. Nick Batum. Nick Batum. The lankiness. The perfect 68 frame. Yep. Nick Paton IQ. Terry Porter. He don’t know nothing about no Terry Porter. You damn right. Evan Turner. Terry Porter. Gorn. Brandon Roy. Brandon. We still got Drexler on the board. Yeah, that’s fine. Brandon Roy. I’m going Drexler. I’m going who I like. [ __ ] you talking about. I’m going just go Brandon Roy cuz I like disagreeing with KB. That’s crazy. Rebounding. Have you said Bill Walton for anything yet? We can do Bill Walton for rebounding. And then handles. Jamal Crawford again. He played for all the teams. CJ CJ Cool on the bench right now. That’s crazy.

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  1. Passing : Sabonis
    Shooting : Drazen
    Defense : Pippen
    Athleticism : Drexler
    Body : Aldridge
    IQ : Lillard
    Scoring : Melo
    Rebounding : Walton
    Handles : Roy

  2. My player:

    Passing: Bill Walton
    Shooting: Damian Lillard
    Defense: Toumani Camara
    Athleticism: Shaedon Sharpe
    Body: Donovan Clingan
    IQ: Arvydas Sabonis
    IQ: Terry Porter
    Scoring: Clyde Drexler
    Rebounding: Jusuf Nurkić
    Handles: Jamal Crawford

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