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I Coached JESSER’S Basketball Team!



I Coached JESSER’S Basketball Team!

Today I am going to be coaching team Jesser in the team Jesser vers team Cam basketball game. They’ve hired me as a coach. My accolades are me and Jesse coached a elementary school basketball team together and I quit halfway through so I had to lock in on my math test. That’s all my coaching knowledge. I also think we are having star coach Cam Johnson there with me. I think he’s going to basically do most of the real coaching. I’m just there for the vibe coaching. But let’s get into the video. We got some of the star players for team Jesser here, guys. We are doing a team photo shoot. I pulled up to the Bucket Squad warehouse because I knew the boys were taking pictures that day. Let’s go talk to some of them. And we also got one of the bench players working out right here trying to get on the starting spot. Look at that. He is never not working out. Jeff, how many points are you scoring? Going for a solid 9 to 12. It’s either three three-pointers or six layups. No free throws involved. I’m really bad at drawing vows. Like I might have gay like that. Okay, I think that’s very doable. Are you in some photos today? Yeah. Hell yeah. Now this is our secret weapon. Academic weapon. Look at these handsome boys. Yeah. This guy plays basketball. I’m putting him in center. Okay. Team captain. Sir, dude. You should join their team, bro. I’m not even going to be like a spy. Just play. Okay. Okay. All right. Limits minute or limits minute. I might join Cam’s team and just chuck out 30s. Yeah, I might cook y’all for you. You might see the thing is guys. I also don’t know if anybody really knew Jesse had a pulled hamstring going into this game. So, I had to limit his minutes because I mean he’s injured and he was one of our, you know, star players. We needed him to hoop and he was just, you know, he was hooping 50%. Coach Mitchell, what is your game plan going into the into the game where your team are definitely the underdogs? Dominate, foul hard, and ball out. How do you plan to do that? Getting clips, embarrassing the opponents. We have lethal weapon Johnny. He makes me want to bench him every time he talks to me. We’re giving you the green light. You’re shooting everything. Okay. You’re more of a team player, which is good. We have team chemistry here, but you get the green light. You shoot everything you want to. Play less. Hey, if Mitchell says it, I get the green light. I get the green light. We’re going for over 27 points. Bam. Would you rather have me drop 30 and us lose or me drop two and us? Okay, we got to win. Yeah, we got to win. I agree. But but for me, would I rather drop 30 or like that’s a coach’s answer. Of course, the coach wants to win. Bro, dropping two would be tough. Like the whole events like I’m like draw two. I see what you’re saying. You can’t drop two. At least 67. At least. Okay. Now, boys, next up on the mission, we have to call Chris, our star player. 6’10 absolute athlete, D1 basketball player. I’m going to see if he can play the entire game cuz we lowkey need that. We’re calling Chris right now. Trying to see where where he’s at with this. He might be ghosting me. [Music] Oh, yeah. There’s a sleeping baby there. Are you feeling up to playing Borderline the entire game? The entire Okay. Well, we got you starting. We need you starting out there. I kind of have you on an ask for sub kind of regiment. If I see you’re getting tired, I’ll sub you. But otherwise, depends on my matchup. If my matchup is sweet, then I can play a lot. But Okay. Yeah. So, we’ll have you on an ask for sub kind of basis. Okay. Bet. Okay. Have a good nap. All right. Peace. All right. We have talked to some of our players. We’re going to meet the rest of the players at the event. Let’s pull up to Anaheim. Team bus. Once we get to the stadium, we’re putting on our coaching outfit and it’s about to get serious, guys. And we just found out Cash Nasty is not pulling up. He is going to meet LeBron James. Yeah, there’s a starting spot available. Cash was a starter. A spot has opened up for one of the players on the team. That’s already started glazing me a little bit. That is giving him points, I will say. Hi, Mucci’s vlog. Yes, sir. He just scanned us. This has to be a team cam bus driver, dude. He’s trying to finesse us. So, the shuttle our team just took drove us further away from the arena. This is bad vibes off rip for our team. We’re like a 20minute walk from the arena. We’re suspecting team Cam has given us a driver to throw us off. I think Johnny’s making some calls to figure out this bus situation that is also uh putting points on the starting spot cuz we can’t start if we’re not even there. You know, our uh Pat Riley game plan. I’m not subbing you out. That’s cool. So if you if you need a breather, you’re subbing yourself out. Yeah. Yeah. That’s what we like to hear. Guys, that is Devonte Friga, our weapon. Not even secret weapon. Like knowable weapon. I need him playing the whole game. He’s a certified hooper. Here’s the plan. Cuz case showtime. He likes to foul. What do you mean defend? My bad. My bad. Coach, go ahead. My bad. My bad. My bad. I’m going to set up. I’m just hoping he fouls out so we don’t even have to put someone on him. Are you guys worried about Showtime? No. Okay. I’m a little worried. I’ve got the whole squad walking through the heart of VidCon right now. He comes up here. He’s probably listening to Ice Spice, too. We can’t get in. We need right now. Trav’s like a loyal knight to Ben the Super. So, once again here, they weren’t even letting us in. They weren’t letting Jesse into his own event, let alone our basketball team. So, we’re going through it prior to this game, dude. Like, no excuses. I’m just telling you guys what’s going on here. That was so funny. I just had a pass, walked through, turned around, gave it to Cory, and he’s like, “Oh, okay.” But we had to finesse them. We basically snuck into our own basketball game. Oh, look at the booth. No, the booth is looking nice. We made it past security for our own event. That was final. It is now time to transform into coaching Mucci. It’s time to put the suit on. Ready to go. All right, Fria. Yes, coach. How many points do you think you are scoring today? How many do you need me to score? Minimum 40. Okay, I can do that. You can do 40. 41. We’re here. We’re in. I think we’re about to see the court. That’s what I love to see. One of our players already out on the court practicing. I love this. First player on the court. First player practicing. Hello. Hello. How you doing? Good to see you. Are you repping today? Yes, sir. Glenn Jeff. Hello. Hello. Nice to meet you. Mitchell. Nice to meet you. Mitchell. Nice to meet you. I need you guys. Guys, meet the refs. I’ve already paid them each 20 bucks. Oh, nice. Stupid. That’s all we are. Are we insulted by the bribe or think of the bribe? Guys, I’m joking. They took offense to the $20 bribe. I think they wanted more money or they’re just no bribe kind of guys. I might have sold our team right there. I might have made the refs a little mad at us there. That was just for Jeff. That was just one singular blow. I got to protect him at all cost. Fire. He’s actually going crazy. See, that’s not a shot I like. We also got Friia already practicing. So, I also don’t know the rules of this game. There’s four three-point lines. I don’t know which three-point line we are playing. I also don’t know how long the quarters are or if we’re just playing halves. So, I’m here on the court trying to figure all of this out for our team. Is this easy for you? So, we’ve just been informed we are playing college three-pointers. is a white line right here and Jeff is stroking it from the college three-point. All right, pause. I just had to pause myself. Jeff’s stroking it. Chill out, bro. How well does Lucy know Johnny? What is Johnny’s favorite food? I know my players insanely well. Johnny is chicken fingers. What is Johnny’s favorite? Who is Johnny’s favorite team right now? If me, I will be blast. Guys, I ran into my favorite internet human beings. We got insane. Shane, uh, if you guys have seen him and his boys just tackle each other and chuck marshmallows into each other’s mouths, I was so happy. I love these dudes. Oh, hello Del Beckham. Okay. And guys, I am doing a court activation where I’m going to be, I guess, shooting like deep threes. Let’s see if I can make any. We’re going to shot number nine. Who’s number nine? Oh, come on out here, Mitchell. Come on. You’re stepping in. The jacket is coming off. Oh, he was so nice. He moved my jacket. I didn’t even I didn’t even notice that. Yeah. So, they got to choose if they they wanted me to shoot it or not. Um, never let me shoot. If I’m on the court, the other coach is saying, “Let him shoot. Let him shoot every time.” I am so sorry for missing every shot you guys had me take. At least I’m getting closer. I hit back rim right there. Come on. That’s worth like half a point or something. Starting really sense. I was wondering. Thank you for giving me the starting position. I won’t let you down. Thank you. We got the AAU game starting right now. This is going to be a great match up. I’m not coaching the AAU. I’m with the team right here getting ready. I’m excited to watch this, guys. They were on our heads. The refs. I think I genuinely made them mad because that was the cleanest block I have ever seen. Look at this. Isaiah, what a block. They called it a foul. Once again, I am pissed. That was just amazing defense. [Applause] [Music] And just like that, we have lost the first game, but it is time for the creator game where we will avenge the AAOU team. Now, let’s get coaching. All right, we’re running some drills to get ready for the game. Let’s go watch the might have lost the battle, but we have not lost before. We’re coming to poop today. I think we got this. We got a uh a team that plays together all the time. That’s an advantage we have. We got Rug starting. If we can get Rug hot off rip, cuz he can shoot. I’m telling y’all, he can shoot. If he can hit some threes off rip, dude, it’s going to be a tough time for team Cam. Okay, just have to let Rug know we’re playing white line three-pointers right now. He’s locked in now. The team’s looking great in the warm-ups. They’re hitting their shots. They’re making their dunk for the ones on our team that can dunk. I like that duo. We’re looking good, dude. I’m excited for this game. [Applause] Bucket squad on three. 1 2 3. Bucket squad. The game is commencing. We got Coach Johnson here with me. I’m kind of assistant coaching cuz he’s a legit coach. Like once again, I’m just here for the vibes. And I think my mic cut out here, so you guys are going to have to listen to me talk. All right, the game has commenced. We got the duo coach in right here. Come on, Rug. We need this. It’s all right. It’s all right. It was his first shot. Get the nerves out. We were working pregame on a shot. Good block, Chris, but they get the board. Guys, we did not start off hot. We started off freezing. It’s 8 to zero. Score. We need to switch something up. We got Friia on the free throw line. Let’s get these buckets. Let’s make it two to eight and we’ll close the distance. All right. Boom. There we go. Two to eight. K Showtime loses the ball. Gives it right to Friia. Fria was right. We did not need to worry about K showtime. Oh, it’s actually one to eight. Uh Fria only made one point. We just hit a three-pointer. Jesse clamping up Cam. Let’s go, Jesse. Breath. Get out of the way. Here we go, Jesse. Stay with them. Boom. Absolute defensive weapons. Strap them up. Hey, there’s the momentum we needed. We are right back in this. That was What a defensive stop by Jesse. What a dunk by Chris Friia. Three-pointer. Boom. No, we are cooking. We’re cooking now. We have taken the lead. Nine to eight. We have taken the lead. They get some free throws. I kind of forget how or why they got free throws. Grug is subbing out. All right, we got the ball back. Fria running the offense. Boom. Out to Zack. Zack makes these. He shot from the NBA three. He didn’t need to do that. And then Cam just came back down the court and made a three. Me and coach are a little pissed off. We’re subbing Jeff and James in. Next time we came. Good pass, Jesse. Amazing layup. Hamilton powerlay. This is a close game, Chris. Deep three. Back rim. We got the board. Jeffrey Buoie. Come on, Jeff. Boom. Oh, Jeff. That was that was the shot you were working on, but Hamilton with the cleanup. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We got We got Newman on Jeffrey. Jeffrey fouls him. Good foul, Jeff. Oh, Jeff. Good guy, Jeff helping him up. There we go, James. Can’t touch. Don’t touch now. There we go. Hamilton, we’re just not hitting our threes, which which we need to be. All right, I think I’m calling a timeout here. I kind of forget. Yep, I did. We called a timeout. I think they’re kind of taking the lead over again. We need We need to talk to the team. We got coach drawn up plays here. We just need some movement out there. We got a new game. We got a good group coming in off the lap. I think we take the lead over within 5 minutes. Shooter. That’s us. There we go. That’s one. Hey, it’s our ball. It’s our ball. Dame just laid the ball up down there. It’s our ball. All right. It’s a close game. 25-31. We are down. Friia pass out to Chris. Chris, deep three. Come on, go in. Uh-oh. That was the opposite of going in. That’s all right, though. Oh no. Okay. Thank god they missed that alleyoop. All right, we got some subs running in. So sad every time I have to sub out Chris. But he gets tired. He’s tired. Zack making his free throws. Let’s go. It’s still a close game. 41- 49. We are still in this. All right, final stretch here. We got a minute 40 left. Down by Like I said, it is crunch time. We’re down. There’s not much time left. Chris with a half court. It’s front rim. That would have been filthy. And just like that, my coaching career. I am 0 and one. But if I get a chance to coach any other games, I’m locking in. I got to get my career back to even and then start getting a winning basketball career in coaching. And what an awesome event. Shout out Jesse. Shout out Cam. You guys put on such a sick event. Shout out the fans for pulling up. You guys were so lit. You guys made this event like such a fun time. Hope you guys all had fun. We’ll get them next time. 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