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Making A Video About The Blazers So They Win More Games



Making A Video About The Blazers So They Win More Games

So our Portland Trail Blazers have been… kinda weird so far thus year. Our season started with our coach getting arrested which took EVERYONE by surprise but after that we were playing pretty good ball for the first couple weeks of the season and are still the only team in the NBA to beat the Thunder. But we’ve fallen off a bit since then so lets try to use the Synthetic Sports curse to fix our own team…

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33 Comments

  1. I think the fact that we're still doing ok with all of the injuries
    , i believe our gameplan early in the season was our defense is our offense but now that we're figuring out our offense we could get a complete team

  2. Y'all are really trying to play with fate right now? If the Blazers don't turn it around or get worse, you will have no one to blame but yourselves.

  3. as a raptors fan id like to make a formal request for the synthetic sports team NOT to talk about our over preformance. Thank you.

  4. Considering they are down all their point dawgs, i love the way they play. Look Out when they get healthy.

  5. The Lakers did not have a cupcake schedule lol
    They played against all the good teams except Houston and nuggets in the west

  6. It's honestly funny to learn that Caleb Love is still the same player all these years later. If there is one thing I learned about him while being a UNC fan during his tenure there, it's that he will never be afraid to chuck up threes.

  7. I think you just double cursed us. I expect one of our players to spontaneously combust on the court soon ๐Ÿ˜”

  8. That Dame buzzer beater playoff shot forever made the OKC immune to the synthetic sports curse.

  9. They hahe promise though, because the trailblazers have been keeping it close in games. The cavs look like pretenders.

  10. – I wish this would work for sure. I still sincerely believe and am fully committed to my 40-44 wins this year for the Blazers. But the Blazers are playing as they do – carrying on their tradition of imploding when it matters most, and losing to the teams we easily should beat, then beating the teams we have no business beating. So typical.
    – This team needs to work on their free throws man. It drives me nuts how many free throws this team bricks. Bricks Murray and Deni are especially irritating there. For the Deni fans who keep saying "but he's averaging over 80% from the line", remember this summer in the EuroLeague tournament? He barely managed 60%. He's so inconsistent.
    – Donovan has still seemed to have his issue of having butter claws. It's finally looking a little more improved, but he still loses the damn ball anyway, even without pressure.
    – Loads of fans keep insisting Shae has played way better offensively this season, which is clearly so false it's ridiculous. I knew he'd look unimproved this year, because his games and workouts in the summer were not good. But also because he has the wrong mentality entirely to get better. He is SO lackadaisical it's annoying at this point. WAAAYYY too laid back man.
    – Tou started the season horrendously defensively. He kept making rookie and even middle schooler level mistakes for some weird reason and I cannot figure that out. He's definitely getting into the groove on both ends though as of late. I still believe he'll be our best player on the team, even over Deni by the end of the season. Still my favorite player on the team. NEVER DOUBT TOU!

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