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Sacramento debuts their new “Kings Victory Beam”. A purple beam, powered by four lasers, will be lit for every home and away victory, “to increase fan engagement and further deepen its connection with the city.”



Sacramento debuts their new “Kings Victory Beam”. A purple beam, powered by four lasers, will be lit for every home and away victory, “to increase fan engagement and further deepen its connection with the city.”

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27 Comments

  1. NBAWhoCares

    I feel more engaged with the giant purple erection. Go Kings!

  2. HesiPullup

    Sacramento gonna be confused 10 nights a year

  3. RichardIraVos

    cant wait to see it get lit up for the first time in 2027

  4. namagofuckyoself

    decent chance of seeing it lit tomorrow then

  5. SmilesUndSunshine

    Has the phrase “victory beam” ever been said before the Kings had this idea?

  6. StrawHatRetro

    Some airplane pilot is going be randomly blinded one day

  7. LemonLimeMonster

    Did the Kings players have to fight The Wither to make this happen? Or did the front office deal with it?

  8. doordaesh

    trying to summon Cthulhu is a bold approach to winning NBA games but I’m excited to see how it goes

  9. Part of me hopes its got some secret mode for when they finally win a playoff game, sadly we will have to wait like 15 years to find out

  10. EGarrett

    “Kings finally kill the Wither and construct their Minecraft Beacon.”

  11. Herbetet

    I appreciate how they are trying to be conscious of the energy prices and only put it up when they win

  12. SavageBodyCivilMind

    I wonder if they used a cheap iron base or went all out with diamonds for the beacon.

    Gonna be very fun watching basketball played with tier 3 speed and jump boost.

  13. cantcooklovefood

    The city is already connected, that’s not why the kings suck

  14. RealBigFailure

    So this is the jewish space laser these dumbasses keep talking about

    The good news is it will only be used like 3 times a year

  15. notthebestchristian

    So people can shine tiny handheld green lasers and blind airline pilots, that beam looks fucking huge. Is it any different?

  16. Slacker_75

    This is really cool. Just wish we could get to see it more than 6 times a year😔

  17. Anyone remmeber old arco? Legit top 5 home vibes. Even the 8 seed kings when they played against SA. For those that don’t remember it was like the old GSW fans/home before it turned into staples center 💀

  18. Watch this unironically mark a turning point for the franchise. Watch.

    2 years from now we get, “The kings have a .600 winning percentage since the inception of the victory beam” stat.

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