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Mannnnnn how did the Pels not think to make a jersey using that 90’s bling bling style like Memphis did here?



Mannnnnn how did the Pels not think to make a jersey using that 90’s bling bling style like Memphis did here?

by JayDogon504

3 Comments

  1. Darth_Lousy

    If they did a City jersey with the aesthetics of a late-90s No Limit album cover, they would become more valuable than the Yankees overnight.

  2. The Pels haven’t thought of pretty much anything past a Mardi Gras jersey or a random flag jersey in the past decade. We’re still waiting on them to discover basic New Orleans culture that can be found in a tourist brochure like treme, voodoo, the French quarter/market, ghosts, seafood, etc, etc, etc.

    There’s no way in hell they’d think of 90s music culture in the next half century when they can’t get simple stuff that 10 year olds know about

  3. JB_JB_JB63

    Am I gonna be on a limb by myself if I say these look fugly and I really like or Mardi Gras alts?

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