If there’s someone who doesn’t like watching Darius Garland play basketball, we don’t want to know them. The kid is dessert. He rules.
Offensively, Garland has all the fun stuff save a set of springs. Unique, special passer. Loads of surprises in store. Has the ball on a string but isn’t trying to make a big deal about it. So much touch in general but things get real buttery around 15 feet. Shades of Chris Paul in the midrange and we know the severity of what we just typed. Garland’s floater package is bonkers. He’s smooth in a crowd. Can get all the space he needs on his stepback. Has the range. Happy to pull off the bounce from any and everywhere. Happy to do it in someone’s face. Produces feel-good highlights.
Frankly, [the vibes](https://twitter.com/cavsanada/status/1586393227061362688?s=46&t=lZfCWxa5OKAuwCv3J2F8hA) are [immaculate](https://twitter.com/cavsanada/status/1595576875874942977?s=46&t=UoLs0Bff2x7MeIsnl05rYw). The Task Force is currently mulling descriptions like “If Nash went electric.” The Task Force is currently mulling “Garland is a pop song.” The Task Force is sometimes not good with musical analogies due to sheltered childhoods and also just so much time crushing tape but it would be something like a song that makes you want to dance? A song that gets people out of their chairs and out of their heads? And every time it comes on it makes people happy? “[Dancing on My Own](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ)” has the spirit but not the message. The energy’s right but the words are wrong. Garland wants you to get in the middle of the dance floor and sweat it out with your friends. He wants to remind you that you are alive and you are beautiful.
_geomancer
Controversial opinion but Darius Garland is good at basketball
notatowel420
He is definitely in a slump at the moment but the guy is special anyone talking of trading him or whatever is dumb.
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If there’s someone who doesn’t like watching Darius Garland play basketball, we don’t want to know them. The kid is dessert. He rules.
Offensively, Garland has all the fun stuff save a set of springs. Unique, special passer. Loads of surprises in store. Has the ball on a string but isn’t trying to make a big deal about it. So much touch in general but things get real buttery around 15 feet. Shades of Chris Paul in the midrange and we know the severity of what we just typed. Garland’s floater package is bonkers. He’s smooth in a crowd. Can get all the space he needs on his stepback. Has the range. Happy to pull off the bounce from any and everywhere. Happy to do it in someone’s face. Produces feel-good highlights.
Frankly, [the vibes](https://twitter.com/cavsanada/status/1586393227061362688?s=46&t=lZfCWxa5OKAuwCv3J2F8hA) are [immaculate](https://twitter.com/cavsanada/status/1595576875874942977?s=46&t=UoLs0Bff2x7MeIsnl05rYw). The Task Force is currently mulling descriptions like “If Nash went electric.” The Task Force is currently mulling “Garland is a pop song.” The Task Force is sometimes not good with musical analogies due to sheltered childhoods and also just so much time crushing tape but it would be something like a song that makes you want to dance? A song that gets people out of their chairs and out of their heads? And every time it comes on it makes people happy? “[Dancing on My Own](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ)” has the spirit but not the message. The energy’s right but the words are wrong. Garland wants you to get in the middle of the dance floor and sweat it out with your friends. He wants to remind you that you are alive and you are beautiful.
Controversial opinion but Darius Garland is good at basketball
He is definitely in a slump at the moment but the guy is special anyone talking of trading him or whatever is dumb.