[Joe Mazzulla] “I met three girls under the age of 21 who have terminal cancer. And I thought I was helping them, but they were helping me…Watching a girl that’s dying, smiling, that’s what it’s really all about. Having that faith.”
by AashyLarry
@National Basketball Association
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I know he means well but this is phrased very oddly
Hes like Abed from community and only relates to people through movie tropes
I haven’t seen The Town in a while but I don’t remember this part.
There’s something about this dude that just seems so off
Sir this is a Wendy’s
The first 9 words had me concerned ngl
“Watching a girl that’s dying… that’s what it’s really all about.” – Joey “Snuff” Mazzulla
“men, there’s a little crippled girl in the hospital who wants you to win very much. i know because i put her there myself”
Literally every comment so far when I wrote this is someone mocking him for his take on something way more important than basketball.
Reddit is really something sometimes. I wonder what things you guys are doing to make an impact in your community
[Ime Udoka]” I met 3 interns under the age of 21 who are married to my co-workers. And I thought I was helping them, but they were helping me….Sleeping with a woman that’s married, taken, that’s what it’s really all about. Breaking that faith”
I thought he was trolling when he said the Royal family was Jesus, Mary and that other guy
Oh my god guys he’s just awkward. Its obvious he means that there are things bigger than basketball and that their perseverance inspired him. Implying that this is something sinister is genuinely disgusting.
FULL QUOTE: “I though I was helping them BY TALKING TO ME”. Foh with these shitty cuts.
What is so weird about an nba person meeting with kids with illnesses? Tatum literally did it last week, and Harden brought John Hao to games. Maybe the kids came to a Celtics practice or met with Brad and the higher ups or something. Shitting on this is just pathetic, if Spo said the same thing the comments would (rightfully) just be about how he’s a good guy. I know its Joe killing season rn but this is stupid, has nothing to do with his coaching ability.
I honestly think the dude may be on the Spectrum, which makes the media treatment of him even worse.
Edit: not saying normal jokes are bad, but the stuff implying that it was more than a talk is fucked
> “Watching a girl that’s dying… that’s what it’s all about.
Thats the headline
one dose of media training plz
outjerked by mazzulla
Title left out parts of what he said to make it look weirder.
> **Having an understanding about what life is really all about.** Watching a girl dying and smiling, **enjoying her life**, that’s what it’s really all about
Scottie Barnes level of autism
I don’t care what anyone says, I love this guy
Yeah he never beating the serial killer allegations lmao
I get the idea but man this dude says weird stuff
At no point reading that headline was I not wide eyed
Joe learned to talk from Magic’s tweets.
Those 3 girls names : Jaylen Marselles Brown.
y’all are stretching it nothing he said was weird or confusing
I hope the Celtics never fire this man, he’s too funny
Joe “Diablo Early Access” Mazzulla looking forward to playing the necromancer
He’s the Zodiac killer isn’t he
I applaud this man’s commitment to making everyone else uncomfortable. King shit.
When he’s not watching the town he’s watching young women die.
This like that Rey mysterio tweet about beating his kids
This mf off the wall
Sometimes this dude sounds like a psychopath lol
“I gain strength from the smiles of dying children”
What???
Seems like a nice guy
I think I know what he means, but also, why is he watching these girls die slowly?
Nothing usually ends well when a man says “he met girls under the age” but glad this took a turn for the best. His dead pan makes even the most sentimental of stories seem like a sordid confession.
“I met three girls under the age of 21”
That sentence did not start out well
This just in, Joe Mazulla enjoys watching dying women