My goodness that is such a nice way of putting it lmao.
As opposed to “Lose some weight, fatass.”
rhaegaryen
He gone
DoncicsRoadTo200kg
“Can you stop being a fatass?”
HoopsHistoryGuy
That’s it. They need to bring Kay Felder back into the NBA to help the Mavericks
JordanHawkinsMVP
Oh nooooo
stutterhouse
The email draft was sitting in HR for approximately two weeks coming up with this exact terminology.
CheetahSperm18
“Cut back on the recovery beers, Luka”
kpeds45
Luka seemed pretty fucking good at his weight, maybe focus on giving him a team with a real coach and a real bench.
lugubrea
Why do they make it sound like an intervention?
Was Kyrie involved? and if not, how is he going to take being left out of being one of the “key figures within the Dallas Mavericks”?
Morumbi_TO
The key figures stated their plan is to surround him, point their fingers and chant “fatty fat fat fat” until he agrees
FuddChud
When the boss tries to blame the failures of the company on the best worker.
bringbackthesonics21
Find someone in life that lies to you like key figures within the Dallas Mavericks
WobbleKun
i feel like fat luka actually helps his game in the post. he just needs jokic like conditioning with all that fat.
KhabibTime
Dallas Mavericks said:
**HE’S FAT!** 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
TheLoungeKnows
If retired Chuck can do it, so can you.
wormsisworms
If anything lets fatten him up like bob in tekken
EtanKlein
I’m a Warriors fan but I yearn for him to be on the same team with Joker. Like somehow he gets traded to the Nuggets or something. I just think it’d be really fun to watch them on the same team, as bad as it would be for us and everyone else.
PatientCommunity3374
Can they actually do anything? Seems like they should be apologizing for the team they put together
VirginiaTex
It was just a couple of years ago he was drinking sweet tea in Mavs practice and was telling everyone how much he loved all the new food options in Texas.
ClutchGamingGuy
hey Luka, we won’t give a shit what weight you play at here in New York
Messiahhh
Man averaged 32 8 8. Put some talent around him and let him do him
Gristle__McThornbody
Dude just got married he’s going to add 20 more.
actual_yellow_bag
this comment thread is sad and thirsty lol
TheMiserableMunchlax
So is this the NBA version of the Cardinals telling Kyler to study the game?
Christianmustang
Brb asking my girlfriend to phrase my weight gain as a sudden preferred playing weight and not “drinking too much beer you fattie”
w3bCraw1er
If I am Luka, I am asking for a trade.
LackingInPatience
Who is even a key figure ahead of Luka at the Mavs? Dirk and Cuban?
diderooy
Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
angel2timez
It’s crazy that there is guys that dominate 99.99% of the basketball world and are “out of shape”. Lol
-Shooter_McGavin-
Maybe I’m not paying enough attention to the Mavs, but is Luka’s weight really the problem with this team? Seems like he was doing just fine until they let his best teammate walk and replaced him with trash.
TinnieTa21
The thing is, is his current weight really that bad? Players constantly talk about how surprising strong he is and he is always able to dictate the pace of play really well.
Man0nTheMoon915
Bro puts up insane stat lines and they tell him, “pls stop being fat”
kapipindot
If Luka complies and the team still ends up losing due to coaching reasons, I see him eating hotdogs during halftime breaks.
Jicama-Smart
haha, creative ways to describe fat
DJSTANKDADDY2
Didn’t he just propose? I got in great shape for my wedding and then promptly put every pound back on during my honeymoon and the holiday season shortly thereafter. Mavs fans better hope that wedding is in July…
WadeCountyClutch
Scott Steiner: He’s fat!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
SANADA-X
The Mavs should decrease their preferred carrying weight for Luka.
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> decreasing his preferred playing weight
My goodness that is such a nice way of putting it lmao.
As opposed to “Lose some weight, fatass.”
He gone
“Can you stop being a fatass?”
That’s it. They need to bring Kay Felder back into the NBA to help the Mavericks
Oh nooooo
The email draft was sitting in HR for approximately two weeks coming up with this exact terminology.
“Cut back on the recovery beers, Luka”
Luka seemed pretty fucking good at his weight, maybe focus on giving him a team with a real coach and a real bench.
Why do they make it sound like an intervention?
Was Kyrie involved? and if not, how is he going to take being left out of being one of the “key figures within the Dallas Mavericks”?
The key figures stated their plan is to surround him, point their fingers and chant “fatty fat fat fat” until he agrees
When the boss tries to blame the failures of the company on the best worker.
Find someone in life that lies to you like key figures within the Dallas Mavericks
i feel like fat luka actually helps his game in the post. he just needs jokic like conditioning with all that fat.
Dallas Mavericks said:
**HE’S FAT!** 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
If retired Chuck can do it, so can you.
If anything lets fatten him up like bob in tekken
I’m a Warriors fan but I yearn for him to be on the same team with Joker. Like somehow he gets traded to the Nuggets or something. I just think it’d be really fun to watch them on the same team, as bad as it would be for us and everyone else.
Can they actually do anything? Seems like they should be apologizing for the team they put together
It was just a couple of years ago he was drinking sweet tea in Mavs practice and was telling everyone how much he loved all the new food options in Texas.
hey Luka, we won’t give a shit what weight you play at here in New York
Man averaged 32 8 8. Put some talent around him and let him do him
Dude just got married he’s going to add 20 more.
this comment thread is sad and thirsty lol
So is this the NBA version of the Cardinals telling Kyler to study the game?
Brb asking my girlfriend to phrase my weight gain as a sudden preferred playing weight and not “drinking too much beer you fattie”
If I am Luka, I am asking for a trade.
Who is even a key figure ahead of Luka at the Mavs? Dirk and Cuban?
Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
It’s crazy that there is guys that dominate 99.99% of the basketball world and are “out of shape”. Lol
Maybe I’m not paying enough attention to the Mavs, but is Luka’s weight really the problem with this team? Seems like he was doing just fine until they let his best teammate walk and replaced him with trash.
The thing is, is his current weight really that bad? Players constantly talk about how surprising strong he is and he is always able to dictate the pace of play really well.
Bro puts up insane stat lines and they tell him, “pls stop being fat”
If Luka complies and the team still ends up losing due to coaching reasons, I see him eating hotdogs during halftime breaks.
haha, creative ways to describe fat
Didn’t he just propose? I got in great shape for my wedding and then promptly put every pound back on during my honeymoon and the holiday season shortly thereafter. Mavs fans better hope that wedding is in July…
Scott Steiner: He’s fat!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
The Mavs should decrease their preferred carrying weight for Luka.
“treadmill fat ass”
-Leonard Fournette
-Mavs FO