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Being a Heat fan…



What’s yours?

by alfredisonfire

24 Comments

  1. 818sfv

    I’m a Miami Heat fan. Of course I’m going to want vice colors until the day I die.

  2. binokyo10

    I’m a HEAT fan. Of course we will never have a true PF (6’8 above) and we will be undersized forever.

  3. Feisty_Smell40

    I’m a Miami Heat fan, I say Spoelstra is the greatest coach in the NBA and then I criticize his lineups on a regular basis.

  4. TheLilart

    They just called out everyone on this sub

  5. derrickdejuan

    I’m a Miami Heat fan. Of course I’m always mad af that no one boxes out.

  6. Dame2Miami

    I’m a Miami Heat fan, of course I can’t afford to go to the games despite living 10 mins from the arena.

  7. derrickdejuan

    I’m a Miami Heat fan. Of course I’m still mad D Wade went to the Bulls.

  8. naturalBornWizard

    I’m a Miami heat fan! Of course I have an alter of d wade!

  9. AdebayoStan

    I’m a Miami heat fan, of course I’m gonna say “We’re so back” after a 7 point run

  11. Ferrero_gunners

    I’m a heat fan, Jason kapono is my OG sniper

  12. Prankstaboy6

    I’m a Miami Heat Fan. Of course criticize Jimmy Butler in the regular season, then give him all my energy come playoff time.

  13. Visible-Rutabaga9268

    I’m a Miami Heat fan. Of course I’m gonna give up on the season only to be surprised come playoff time.

  14. jperez09r

    Keep these going. This post made my day! 🤣🤣🤣

  15. brettdanyali7

    I don’t understand why you can’t point out the flaws with Herro and not have ppl getting incredibly defensive

  16. Ozymandias12

    I’m a Miami Heat fan, I believe we can get Donovan Mitchell for Tyler Herro, Nikola Jovic, Caleb Martin, Dru Smith, and a first round pick.

  17. redmagicjay

    Sometimes us fans gotta take L’s when the team take L’s. That’s life man

  18. triosway

    I’m a Miami Heat fan, I expect any 20+ point lead to end in a single-digit final score

  19. not_so_smoothie

    I’m a Miami Heat fan and my HoF coach is too stubborn to use 7 footers and this size disadvantage will guarantee that we will be injured come playoffs and relying on Himmy to play out of this world again.

  20. readndrun

    I’m a Miami Heat fan, of course I’m gonna watch every game in the regular season knowing damn well it doesn’t matter until Playoffs.

  21. KougatCaribou

    I’m a Miami Heat fan, of course people think I became a fan after Bron and Bosh got there.

  23. StevenSmoking

    This isn’t just Heat fans, it’s South Florida sports fans in general….

  24. MrRobotTheorist

    I’m a Miami Heat fan, of course I’m spoiled and it’s championship or bust every year.

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