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Building the perfect player with the Celtics ☘️



Building the perfect player with the Celtics ☘️

We about to work together to build the perfect NBA player, but we can only use guys who have suited up for the Celtics. Let’s do it. First thing we got, shooting. Ray Allen. Ray Allen. Why was I sitting here trying to think about it? I was going to say Larry Bird, but Ray Allen. Athleticism. Who is the bounciest guy? Gerald Green has played for the Celtics. He sure has. Do we want to use Gro Green even though we used him last week? He didn’t got around. Bill Russell. I think we save him for defense or rebounder. Yeah, you’re right. You just don’t think about high Flyers or you think about the Celtics. Huh? Take Jaylen Brown. Yeah, Jaylen Brown. That works. Defense. It’s either KG or Bill Russell. I’d probably go Bill Russell. Go KG. KG. A little bit more modern passing. Rajan Rondo. Easy body. Who body y’all want? Bill Russell then, right? Okay. I like that. IQ now. Damn. Gordon Hayward. Al Horford. Alford. Alford. Big Al Scorn. Paul Pierce Tatum rebounding. Bill Walton. Dave Cohen. Robert Perry. Shaq played for the Celtics. He sure did. We missed him on the Suns one too. Shaq. We going to use Celtic Shack. We getting the prime version of him. He just had to suit up. Yeah. So give us a shot. And lastly, we got handles. Carrie Irving. There we go.

33 Comments

  1. Imagine a hooper with Porzingis body, Kyrie handles, and Ray Allen shooting…I don’t care what other attributes this guy has, he’s the best scorer ever.

  2. No, you don’t think of highflyers when you think of the Celtics, but you chose a guy with the last name Brown, what about Dee Brown? a slam dunk champion he was super athletic

  3. And no Jayson Tatum, meaning to say he’s not even the best player in the Celtics uniform, he just go lucky he is in the Cs… and I’m not definitely Jaylen Brown

  4. Nah u needed to put Bill for rebounding. Unc was getting 40 boards in a game and that would be a normal thing for him

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