Get This Man Off My Team AT ONCE!!!!

1. Bro why did Orlando have to HISTORICALLY choke in game 6 bro Detroit SHOULD have been a first round exit

2. Pistons-🫱 useless offseasons 🫲-Lions

3. TIME TO MOVE TO NYC MY BROTHER!

4. 3:05 Even though I still support the rule, what if I told you the entire reasoning for this is actually rooted in the 65 game rule? Like the only reason he got some of these all NBA teams is because he played the duration of those games and now he believes he's worth more than he actually is.

5. Could deal for Simmons from SacTown…… is how myself out

6. 6:04 a quick reminder that those are all valid, but the biggest problem for him is simply that he adhered to the 65 game rule

7. At least your team didn’t sign that certain Bridges…

8. Send him to Detro… O wait a minute

9. Finally you speak 🗣️ it’s hard not hearing about the nothing that is our offseason

10. My opinion i would trade duren for a date with Bryce Dallas Howard

11. We doing anything about the vocals not being in the centre anytime soon?

12. Jamal Cain’s dunk was the icing 😂

13. PREACH PASTOR HALLIUYER!! Get him out of here go to the kings loser.

14. My estimations of JD as viable playoff big fucking plummeted

15. All signs point to a greedy dumb@ss agent who could give af what's best for his also dumb@ss client.
    How else do you explain Duren not being dropped if his agent wasn't the one pulling strings?

    I mean the fact that these dimwits pulled the Kings card as if that sign & trade wouldn't be done by now if any team were truly interested.
    Even then Duren would be losing money paying Cali tax and Cali living expenses just to live in Sacramento playing meaningless basketball.

    But I guess he's determined to secure at least one "W" this post-season, shame he's too much of a loser to earn it the right way instead of playing chicken (much like how he looked in the playoffs).

    Please Detroit, bring out the tar and feathers for this f-aked foghorn.
    Ya'll can't afford to make the same mistake as the Pelican'ts, the Commissioner's heart can't take it.

16. still waiting till commish bless us on both ears

17. 5:24
    Bro this one hurts soo bad

    I went on ivey’s IG and commented begging him to not go on that podcast after he got cut from chicago

    And what did he do?
    He fasho didnt listen to me cause im nobody lol but STILL!!!!

    What a waste

    Its all Cole Anthony’s fault

18. Bro ima be real if we can pay OG 200 mil y’all can pay Duren lmao

19. "they" said the Knicks must win this championship but the pistons owned them all season. "They" pulled Duren aside and told him to not score more than 8 points and 10 rebounds or else. He did as he was told and now the pistons want to pay him less than he deserves. Please give him the max and an apology. Put yourself in his shoes.

20. Commish…. jettison this fool from our city immediately he must go…….

21. Sad part is they probably end up paying him, i hope they don't handicap themselves by falling for it, hes just ayton 2.0

22. Bruh banish his ass to Sacramento already for a package with Sabonis and what ever else already.

23. my math teacher would say 190 is more than 9,6, but Jalen might skip some classes. Even after taxation, agent fees etc he could get generational money,
    He is not 40M/y player, he is good but not superstar. Sengun's contract is my point of reference.
    He probably believes that some team would be desperate for a center who is below 7feet and can't stretch he floor. But he might see much smaller offers kuming.
    So being realistic, Pistons frontoffice folding or finding a sign and trade would be the best solution for him.

24. Who else are the Pistons going to get at center though? Not a lot of options right now or even next season as I don't think Joker is going to have Detroit high on his list.

    Better learn to speak S&T Sabonis I suppose.

25. Sorry Golden State heard you and made a huge trade Paolo!

26. Each time I listen to this man talk about how $190mill isn’t enough I genuinely start to tweak

27. Bro I don't understand these athletes. Anybody with a brain would take that deal after that performance

28. Not a top 5 center in the playoffs … simple. Now let’s talk politics

29. As a Knick fan enjoying my offseason i think a Duren Sabonis trade actually makes you guys the 2nd best team in the conference because your starting lineup has more defensive guys from 1-5 than miami Washington Atlanta or Cleveland if no trade is made orlando Toronto and Washington will be higher seed than the pistons easily

30. Great vid bro i feel you so much as a Detroit native & you funny ash bruh

31. As someone else put it,
    Schroder walked so Kuminga and Duren could run

32. I bet the Lakers would trade Walker Kessler for Duren. If the Pistons think Duren deserves Kessler's contract, make the trade.

33. Me – 'I'm going to bet on myself.' Also Me – 'This is a terrible idea, you know that, right?'

34. I will never understand these type of players who can't think about anything beyond getting the biggest number possible and fail to take into account any other context as far as their career goes. I get there can be injuries that end your career early and can make just getting the biggest contract possible the only objective, especially for your first non-rookie deal, but how many times do we gotta watch players get grossly overpaid and THAT ends up being what ultimately derails their career??? Players that contenders will wind up trading away in order because they hinder their flexibility so much, so then now you're in basketball purgatory on a team that's desperate and/or rebuilding and absorbing bad contracts, and you quickly become IRRELEVANT, completely lose your reputation as a winning basketball player doing nothing but putting up empty stats for a few seasons, and thus wind up taking nothing but severely reduced roles/contracts from that point on. It's very hard to put that genie back in the bottle once you become viewed that way. Like is it really worth it to burn bridges and tarnish your legacy because you just HAVE to have at least $200,000,000 as opposed to the peasant wages you'd be getting at $190,000,000??? Who's helping to guide this dude, because they're evidently just as naive and foolish as he is.

35. Win or lose, the song is still a bop.

36. Imagine if he gets traded for draymond

37. Latrell Sprewell 2026

38. I would trade Duren for Reid

39. We gotta turn into devils to beat the Saints… bars 🔥

40. The Canadians are coming. Kawhi is going to get vengeance for all the ish you been talkin

41. Thanks for bringing back the Orlando Magic Theme. That's gonna be in stuck in my head for the next week. 😂

42. Robothands

43. Give that sht to Paul Reed. He literally played better than him in the playoffs, where it all matters.

44. 4:41 hall of fame nose 😭😭😭

45. diddy duren

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