[The Onion] Nikola Jokic: ‘I’m Looking Forward To The Season Ending’

18 Comments

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   MoooonRiverrrr 3 years ago

   Lol

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   dominicshade 3 years ago

   I came here to post this. Way too fast Lurk

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   Pumpoozle 3 years ago

   Wow he made it

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   Virtual-Ostrich8908 3 years ago

   I truly think he loves basketball, he just hates all the rah-rah

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   420jacobf 3 years ago

   “Let’s get this thing fucking over with” lol

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   Cloudkiicker 3 years ago

   It’s not /r/nottheonion but it’s pretty damn close anyway

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   _cosmix1 3 years ago

   This was so short, it’s actually disappointing

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   BoneyardBill 3 years ago

   Nikola is like Onions. He has layers.

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   UndisclosedLocation5 3 years ago

   Ok so he’s been in The Onion, now he just needs to get mentioned in a Weird Al Yankovic song and cameo on SNL to be a real goofy spectacle

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    LesWhite 3 years ago

    He was probably thinking this on his flight over here

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    chizzmaster 3 years ago

    Not even a mention of his horses? Smh onion really dropped the ball here

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    porkadachop 3 years ago

    I agree because I’m white!

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    The_Aught 3 years ago

    fucking amazing as always

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    DrixxYBoat 3 years ago

    >At press time, the Nuggets front office reported Jokic had requested some sort of time-travel device that could transport him to late June 2024

    Looks like we’re making the finals again boys

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    PM_ME_UR_BABYSITTER 3 years ago

    He’s excited about the parade!

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    Betaateb 3 years ago

    Nice! We reached the top of the mountain!

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    ASingleThreadofGold 3 years ago

    Exactly my sentiments about my own job at the beginning of my season. Relatable. 😂

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    Wander715 3 years ago

    Inb4 people quote this out of context on social media complaining about how much Jokic hates basketball