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Miami Heat Better Suited For Playoff Run Than Last Year?



Miami Heat Better Suited For Playoff Run Than Last Year?

Oh dude you know how bad he’s been recently I just want to give you some of his I haven’t actually I haven’t been following I saw the other day um Steve Kirk came out with the Warriors and he was like Well Steph isn’t they’re not they’re limiting Steph’s minutes because

They got five games in seven nights yep and people were wondering they had a game against the I think it was the wolves and Steph only played like 30 minutes and he’s like yeah because we can’t keep we can’t keep you know pressing on Steph Curry he’s been

Carrying us for 15 years they can’t keep having him out there you know having to play all these mids but they are in you know kind of a dire situation because the Rockets are playing better basketball than like anybody in the league right now nipping on their heels

To take him over so what is Klay Thompson doing lately Marcos uh well he’s losing his starting job to rookie Brandon PMI right you know him yeah he’s had a nice season oh get out of here dude no one knows who the hell that he’s had a

Nice season no he has that who cares if he’s had a nice season it’s just great to say breski I don’t even know if I’m saying his name right but that playing better than Klay Thompson which is amazing but let’s just look at it uh you know from

The three he’s supposed to be this great three-point shooter the second best three-point shooter of all time you know what he went for three of 11 on the 24th two days ago against the Timberwolves and before that you think maybe it was a one-off game he probably had a bad game

Nope three for 10 against the Pacers uh just two days before that five of 11 my problem with this guy he’s just wait he’s just one make off from being incredible no way dude no one four out of 10 he’s not even a starter why is he

Shooting 11 threes that’s what he does play Thompson see what do you mean why is he shooting 11 threes that is why we got where we’re at because people just think he’s Clay Thompson he can just do whatever what do you want him to do you

Want him to start dunking I want him to understand the hill he’s over it I mean he I’m not he might be over the hill I mean he’s 34 years old yeah broken B you know he might be and he’s he’s 34 years old and has had some very very bad

Injuries so yeah he might not be the guy who was once the second best shooter in the league only because the best shooter ever was on his team but time to hang it up dude it’s not really time to hang it up dude you know who else they said that

About Kevin Love Kevin Love found him a nice spot he did but he found the only spot I like yesterday that Kevin Love had to give props to that uh that that that phony sabonis you know sabonis broke his double doubles record most I think it was most double doubles in a

Row yeah he’s he’s had quite a bit I think whatever D near every game whatever go defend somebody I just don’t understand how you say bam stole his lunch money he takes his lunch money every time they play every time they play he has let me tell you let me dude

If if if if bam out bio if Damonte sabonis did what bam outo did the last oh I mean it would be all over Twitter did you guys see that sabonis steel and odds when bam bio stuffed him into a locker explain that to me explain it to

Me because here’s the thing with how’s bam third yeah has he no no how’s he not third how’s he not third in the odds but Jared Allen is how’s that Poss who’s W in two I mean I think it was Rudy goar wemy Jared Allen was

B huh that first time uh he didn’t play in that game Thomas Bryant did okay because I was gonna say that’s why Jared Allen had such big numbers correct because bam didn’t play so bam play put him in a locker no you’re right that’s good no no but explain it this dude is

I’m going to tell you something he’s the most disrespected Defender Elite defender in the history of basketball wow babo is so much better at this than he’s given credit for it is not never a first team never but you’re going to go with the giant

Quon oh jeez like he’s not going to get played off the floor in the playoffs again wait and any reason why you had to go Frenchy on the name I mean you know but here’s the other thing at least when Bama as a as a as a

Child okay at least he’s got the responsibility hey I gotta be my team’s best player this Rudy gobear he’s a hack okay goes in there bit player Jared Allen bit player bam not only has to be not only has to be the best defender on his team gotta score 20 has to score

Game one when’s the last time Rudy goar had a buzzer beater never dude never well I don’t know if never but as far as my recollection is concerned never oh you watch you watch a lot of Rudy goar games you know why no one wants to watch Rudy go be

Tape what is like op on the Timberwolves I love the way to make it to make to give your point credit you have now claimed to be a a a NBA Guru watching all the T enough of Rudy Gober been there everybody let me give this straight so nicoa yic could

Have win three MVPs in a row because he didn’t win a title yet but Rudy goar missed a second round exit this dude’s gonna get his what fifth Defensive Player of the Year award by the way uh Jesus Ry go be couple game winning Buzzard beaters in his career one a floater

One you ought to know by now don’t fact check that wh had a had a buzzer beating tip it one time wait you know you know he’s wrong 2017 2022 two different times he ever Block in Eastern Conference Final shot at the buzzer uh yeah game think so

Game saving block this think so dude oh hello Jennifer oh hello hello Jennifer I love the way she quietly steps into the chat Rudy goar yeah doesn’t deserve it by the way I’m not defending Rudy goar sounds like you are no I don’t I don’t want the sounds like you are I don’t

Want this it’s not listen you make people not necessarily defend the guy you’re talking to but just get stuff on you you know the okay that’s you better watch out I am going to watch watch who you defend I’m not defending him I’m just saying you said an untrue statement I just

Wanted you to know Rudy go Bear’s around you he’s gonna say Bon oh gosh really too so now my daughter’s speaking French over there now oh yeah she’s gonna come back with the Beret she’s gonna say would you know oh no did did I did I

Send you guys a picture of this dress yes a very beautiful dress looks expensive though dude no so here’s what happened they go to the mall right and this mall has all of the top the mall’s six stories high right wow but there’s all of the the fashion stores there and they

Walk into the store and she looked at a pair of Louis Vuitton flipflops that was €700 euros and she was out right so that mall didn’t have a chance I mean it was Louis Vuitton flipflops but but that’s that was the cheapest store in there but they have they have a whole

Bunch of like um little boutiques where all of the the the um you know they haven’t got their come upins yet right so all of these fashion people and so um yeah so it’s crazy took a whole bunch of trains the uh tonight the uh the heat take on Golden

State Golden State are you boots on the ground yes okay boots on the ground uh and then Thursday we’re at uh opening day opening day all right golden St there do the show from there right yes how the hell is golden favorite Golden State Two and a Half Point

Favorite tonight Sixers lost yesterday by the way Sixers did lose the uh the Pacers won so right now in the standings the heat are one full game back but they got two games in hand oh two games uh Indiana Pacers two games two two games in hand don’t mean you gonna win no

That’s doesn’t mean you’re gonna lose it doesn’t you’re correct but you always chalk it up to games in hand mean like good things D South says Can You Feel The playing down in your soul I don’t like that D South I don’t like that dude I We’re not gonna

Be in the can can I like in all honesty the last month of this season with the people in and out the injuries the way they’ve played do you have any confidence that they’re not going to be in the play in yeah absolutely based on what I mean they’re

Game back of the play they’re not like it’s but they’ve also been so sporadic in how they played like I I just like the worst feeling I have with this team is they could beat anybody in the NBA and lose to anybody in the NBA that

Is frightening as a fan it is I mean if you’re a coward like right okay every bet like yeah I’m a coward for saying that like what does that mean well you said you’re afraid and and you know no because that’s the worst feeling to have as a

Fan that you have a a team that can beat anybody but lose to anybody so no game is like you that was the first time I watched the game in the third quarter go oh they got this well it depends how thirsty you are Leroy are

You quenched by a full glass of water or are you are you are still parched because of a half empty glass of water which way do you want to look at it dude so you say they can lose to anybody but I would rather be the team that can beat

Anybody okay but the record is the record see where where you go no no no no no but here’s what I would say you have over 70 games if you keep feeling the way you feel when you have a record of 70 plus games to identify who they are then what

Let me ask you something sure you ever get tired giving the same argument to me and then you know how I’m going to feel anyway and I was right last year and you were wrong and so it’s not I just wonder like do you ever get exhausted with that do you understand

There’s a distinct difference between rooting for a team and seeing what the team is I was wrong I fully I fully admit this I have no no I’ve said it before boy I was wrong about what this Heat team did going into the playoffs y that being

Said based on the basketball that they have played for me to make an analysis of where they’re going to go I was not wrong because you are no hold on because can I ask you a question can I ask you a question what’s the point in playing

Regular season then let’s just put the Heat in the playoffs and go oh I mean listen I think that if you ask the heat they would love that all right and by the way Eric sper disagrees with you by the way they care about the regular season I don’t know if

You heard him but he said all I’m looking at is how they play up and down in their record to identify what they are but you would you would agree having 34 starting lineups yes I’m not I have we have not talked about Reasons I’m just saying this is what it

Is and look for all the reasons why I say I have questions based on the injuries the up and down the not knowing who to who’s going to play the guys in and out of all these things you’re taking that same information and saying they’re going to the finals that’s what

I said dude you look at half I look at half full they’re just half right now no they’re not half empty or full they got half participation we have it all coming together at the right time okay when you said it was coming together after Christmas you said it was coming back

After the allar break some things have flared up Okay we okay so is it safe for me to ask you okay because it was Jimmy time after Allstar break after Christmas 40 something games left it was Jimmy time after Allstar break right now we got 11

Games we got 10 games left 11 is 11 games may I ask when tonight tonight we Crush War dreams me feeling the way I feel and you just just not just ignoring all the facts of what’s going on that makes me a hater that makes me a hater correct it is no

It’s just okay from now on from now on even when the season’s over I’m say you know what Jimmy will turn it around they’ll get it let’s go let’s go we got it we got it you don’t we got it we got it has he not earned it we got it last

Year yeah has he not earned last year’s not this year it’s kind of similar though no okay okay there you go you’re right it’s not because you want to know what happened now what happened bam shooting threes Leroy he’s a sniper now it’s a different B like we like

You’re not go listen we may be going into the same battle but we got better weapons yeah that’s deep I like um yeah I got no guts that’s it I’ve been scared All Season no I’m I’m sorry if I’m if I’m along the lines

Of in order for me to feel a certain way about a team I need to see it that has nothing to do without having guts about not having guts I don’t do anything with a blind leap of damn faith and that’s what you’re taking so let me ask you this yeah if the

Heat tomorrow no other information D Robinson healthy no Tyler hero tomorrow the playoff start the heat start a first round Series against the Milwaukee Bucks who you picking I would say Milwaukee why dude wow why hey what have they earned they earned because I think Milwaukee’s

Better better at what better at what all right there you go that means that means I’m a hater at basketball no I’m not I’m not calling you hater I’m just asking why because what I’m gonna say because they got two dudes right no no no they

Got two dudes right along with a whole bunch of trees he don’t have dudes you’re right no no I didn’t say I didn’t all right like I this you know it absolutely positively sucks doing this show sometimes and and I’m I’m being 100% honest with you because me feeling

The way I feel does not make me a hater but a realist but you can just jump on behind your fandom everybody loves you and just like oh we’re gonna get to the finals I don’t feel like everybody loves me I feel like people like to to rub it

In my face when I am wrong it’s just I don’t do that though I just think it’s a dumb conversation to have for only you say okay it’s the ref’s fault okay it’s this fault you just keep moving the moving the bar I don’t keep moving the bar

Sometimes yeah and what’s true right now you’re a bar right now there’s 11 games that that may matter may not we’ll see no no no what’s true right now is the heat are very inconsistent they don’t have everybody healthy you have no idea who this team is I know who they are

When they’re healthy oh my God and and that is not what this team is now is my point they they haven’t had that’s my point but they’re getting it back when I keep asking you when Kevin loves coming back tonight Duncan BRB Tyler I’m not very confident in but

We’ve been there before with Tyler don’t worried about it last year is not this year every year is different in sports I have one true worry I will give you a true worry I have a true worry I I’ll I’ll be completely honest with you okay game Ops game Ops Dr

You want to be Peter Pan about this I’m gonna be I’m gonna put you in a vulnerable spot right now okay I’m gonna tell you something I’m nervous about okay what what I’m nervous about H man oh my God I’m nervous about him because I said

Wait so let me ask you a question can I ask you no hold on hold on hold on hold on let me ask you a question so you keep telling me that this team is gonna do it because they did it last year why should ha HZ matter that much

He wasn’t on the team last year cuz I was wondering if he was going to be an exactor for us and I still think he has the capability you didn’t answer my question why should it matter if he because because they did it last year

Okay but you had other role guys on this team last year yes the team was different it’s my boy not that different though not that different though not that different you’re being silly like G Vincent they replaced with and and Kyle they replaced with Terry roier dude’s a

Bucket getter did you not see that Cleveland game yes he is okay yes he is he he is better than than than more consistent hey you can acknowledge have you have you seen how yic has been playing playing playing great okay HZ though this Wall’s got him this Wall’s got a

Grip on them think but but but but again little nervous about it but but again you don’t think that can have an impact on it you don’t have questions about it you have questions yourself but you’re just gonna blindly go in and say he’ll turn it around too I have to have faith

Then no faith is belief without the without the the the burden of proof oh I did that yeah did that last week yep read the definition he didn’t like that somebody said watch out for the trap door I’m looking I’m scared I’m scared me here he

Comes like this is like I just I do a show with Looney Tunes they’re like all the Looney Tunes characters are running by my window right Road Runner just looked in right I just got an acne I just got an Acme package dropped off I

Think the bomb is gonna when I open up gonna explode in my face like yes oh I’m very worried that Marcos jinx us tonight with this Klay Thompson slander what noay thomps go have 40 I’m very nervous about that 40 blaming you I mean see that he’s blaming everybody but the

Players well we’ll see I gotta see how the game plays out oh my goodness like there’s there’s a big difference in hoping that your team wins right but then being real about what their situation is right they’ve been in a free fall the what now say it again I’m not nervous

About the Warriors they’ve been in a bit of a free fall no I’m not worried about the Warriors I’m talking about the heat I’m not worried about that I don’t care who they play they can beat anybody and they can lose to anybody yeah but they don’t have to worry about the Wizards

Once the playoffs start Foxton no that’s boxed in pretty good pretty good no it was pretty good you got admit you I already need a vacation I already need a vacation pretty good like this is crazy

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  1. Leroy come on really? the milwaukee bucks over the Miami Heat? Did you forget what we did to them last year with a less talented roster Heat in 5

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