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Story time, Kings slander will not be tolerated in this city



I went to Trader Joe’s in East sac yesterday to buy something for dinner. I know on Friday I’m gonna watch the game with the boys, so I thought I’d check out the beer selection, I was happy to see they had the “Beam Team” IPA by bike dog. But as I looked closer the description for the beer was straight up Warriors propaganda, I was disgusted. I sent it to my Kings friends group chat in an outrage maybe expecting a laugh or them to join me in my anger

However one of the boys responded and let’s just say he knows a guy who knows a guy and BANG, got shit fixed just in time for the game tomorrow. Vibes are up, fuck NOLA, fuck Jonas, let’s light this beam

by awormy

5 Comments

  1. Allgoochinthecooch

    Idk who Jonas is but if he put that then he living in the past anyways 😤

  2. Sufficient_Space_905

    I am curious as to why that was there in the first place?

  3. samuraicowboyninja

    Idk why they would have that first description anyway it makes it sound like that beer tastes like shit

  4. Sakkreth

    Jonas hate due to that Metu incident? Cmon now…

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