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Derrick Jones Jr has figured Kawhi out. What do we do, guys?



Derrick Jones Jr has figured Kawhi out. What do we do, guys?

by NWaitforitZ

21 Comments

  1. BroClips35

    Let them keep talking bro. Sunday is almost here. We gonna cook these fool.

  2. plakia99

    Well at least we can all stop sweating on any injury updates because I guess it doesn’t matter if Kawhi plays now or not, because even if he does Derrick Jones Jr is going to render him useless with his all this defensive wisdom and insight he’s obtained.

  3. 7cheeseburgers

    Kawhi could snap DJJ in half with his left hand

  4. giraffe_yogurt

    Oh wow, it’s truly over guys.

    For over a decade, teams have rigorously game-planned on how to contain Kawhi to no avail.

    But Derrick Jones Jr has figured it out. He has cracked the code. “He doesn’t like to go left.” Amazing. Genuinely brings tears to my eyes to see such knowledgeable and insightful basketball discourse.

    Kawhi is shaking in his boots as I type this. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if kawhi sits out game 1 just because of how rattled he is after Derrick Jones figured out his biggest secret: he doesn’t like to go left.

    Hats off to you, Derrick Jones jr. Looks like playing on 7 different teams (2 of which are G League teams) in a 8 year career has its benefits. Maybe you really are more than just a passed around blunt.

  5. missingsince1995

    When had Kawhi ever had a problem going left? Man can finish on both sides.

  6. im_scytale

    I played basketball at one of those famous prep schools, one of my teammates was really big on social media and knew a lot of “influencers” one night we were talking on FaceTime with a girl who was 17 and she was in a ridiculously boujee hotel or apartment

    We asked who she was with because she’s a clout chaser, and she said it was DJJ, and she only got in there because she gave him head. She could have been lying, but seemed pretty real. I’ll be damned if kawhi’s gonna get locked up by a kid diddler

  7. Necessary_Payment804

    He’s not watching the tape hahaha

  8. TigerKlaw

    Guess there’s no point in showing up to the game now, DJJ has us beat.

  9. maxjulien

    what right handed players enjoy going left? Kobe? Kyrie?

  10. blackakainu

    Kawhi dropped 30 last time what is he saying

  11. Gonna be easy to guard Kawhi when he’s in street clothes.

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