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[Jimmy Butler] “If I was playing, Boston would be at home, New York damn sure would be at home. Josh Hart? C’mon man.” “If I was playing, Boston would be at home, New York damn sure would be at home. Josh Hart? C’mon man.”



[Jimmy Butler] “If I was playing, Boston would be at home, New York damn sure would be at home. Josh Hart? C’mon man.” “If I was playing, Boston would be at home, New York damn sure would be at home. Josh Hart? C’mon man.”

by horseshoeoverlook

47 Comments

  4. TheGreatForehead

    Jimmy Butler is the GOAT of hypotheticals

  6. Icebreaker335

    Having the louder guys? That shit don’t make you tough

  7. tool22482

    Boston is at home because they whipped Miami’s ass in 5 games

  10. Georgia4life

    I love Jimmy’s game but he talks wayy too much for a guy who hasn’t won a championship.

    6x AS, 5x All NBA, 5x defensive team, MIP

    He went to the finals in the bubble and the second time he got lucky JT was hurt. A great player who talks too much.

  12. Fighting-Cerberus

    Jimmy would have beat two teams at once, in two different series? How the fuck did he get so powerful.

  13. RiffsThatKill

    Didn’t Celtics win by an average of like 20 points per win? If you ran a sim, I don’t think they could win even if he’s in playoff Jimmy mode.

  15. NefariousnessNice597

    maybe he should take the regular season more seriously so his team doesn’t have to fight for the play in then.

  17. sadistic_chicken

    “If” don’t win you no rings Jimmy

  18. MothraJDisco

    You can’t talk shit when you’re in Galveston

  19. EndlessCola

    Maybe he shouldn’t have screwed around, got his team into the play in AGAIN and got hurt then. I mean they did win in the regular season- oh wait

  20. Doncriminal

    Except Caleb Martin and Gabe Vincent were the reason we lost last year, not Jimmy Butler. I’d rather play Jimmy 100/100 than Giannis or Embiid, sign him up Pat!

    Beating Boston is Miami’s obsession while we just want to win a ring

  22. BostonBuffalo9

    I generally like Jimmy, but this some bitch shit.

  24. KyrieLS777

    The funniest part is the heat fans actually believing it. He’s always making promises he can’t keep. I don’t believe that he doesn’t care about the regular season. His team just isn’t good enough. They got lucky last year. Sure he steps it up in the playoffs, but it’s not enough. He’s a yapper that can’t back it up. Congrats, you can eliminate teams. How many championships did it get you?

  26. ChipotleGuacamole

    Instead you were on the bench looking like Rudy Huxtable selling woof tickets.

  27. SlumDiggity

    If we played against Miami they’d be at home…

    Oh shit wait 😂

  29. Sidwill

    And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.

  32. G3tbusyliving

    Boston played Miami because Miami qualified last for the playoffs and Boston qualified way ahead of any team in the league.

    Boston beat Miami because Boston are a better team, hence finishing first by a mile and Miami finishing last.

    No matter the team, Miami would have got smashed.

    Cs in 16

  33. bkilpatrick3347

    We got this man thinking bout hypotheticals in early May. I used to dream of days like these

  34. jeffers0n_steelflex

    Bro is just yapping, shut up bum and enjoy the vacation

  35. burner_for_celtics

    I want them to paint this quote on the floor right next to the thing about being the fightn’est, meanest, etc

  36. LexGar

    Butler ain’t shit man. Go shine Spo’s shoes

  37. mitchsix

    The biggest fake thug, wanna be tough guy in the league. If someone called him out one on one you’d be able to hear a mouse piss on cotton he’d be so quiet

  38. BoostMelon

    The king of writing checks he can’t cash

  40. PM_DOLPHIN_PICS

    Real Mark Wahlberg “If I was on that plane” type statement.

  43. JaylenBrownsLeftHand

    Josh hart: “why he say fuck me for?”

  47. baccunawa

    trying to look “tough” for that 100M extension i see

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