The Blazers Make No Sense

1. First

2. For the record, they lost first round in 5. Not a sweep

3. First of all, they didn’t get swept. Second, people want to talk about our guards but ignore that the Knicks have 7 guards on their championship roster (Brunson, Hart, McBride, Clarksom, Alvarado, Kolek, and Shamet).

4. Hired and fired a new play by play guy yesterday when a local news guy read his older tweets and found racist and misogynistic tweets. Biz side of the organization is lost at sea.

5. BRUH HIGHEST PAID ON DA TEAM
   BEST PLAYER

   AND HIGHEST SHOE SELLER ON NIKE
   THE BEST SHOES IN THE WORLD 🌍

6. DUMBEST TAKE WVER
   ASK MEMPHIS COACH BRINGIN
   JA OFF THE BENCH DID
   THEY WHOLE MOVING FROM MEMPHIS COMING TO ST. LOUIS

7. Actually, Adam Silver just wanted young and popular Black players, Ja particularly, next to Deni Avdija to soften isreal’s deteriorating public image among non-politically minded young black Americans.

8. BETWEEN LUKA
   AND AUSTIN
   IT AINT ENOUGH AHOTS OR DEFENSE
   I PROLLY BRING LUKA OFF THE BENCH

9. Austin AND LUKA PLAY NO
   DEFENSE NO ENOUGH BALLS
   🏀 LUKE NEED COME OFF BENCH 🛋️

10. Nah, the Blazers offseason moves are perfect: if you're gunna be bad, at least be entertaining!

11. Everyone is doubting the Blazers like crazy this season

    Can’t wait for them to prove y’all wrong

    (Lost in 5 btw, didn’t get swept, and had a 20+ lead twice and blew it. Series was closer and more competitive than the 4-1 outcome)

12. portland review without mention of shaedon sharpe

13. portland also lost caleb love

14. I like the Blazers, but I don't like the decisions to bring Lillard back and add Ja. I also worry the new owner turns them into Sacramento 2.0. That dude is throwing off red flags like my husky sheds fur.

15. It doesn't matter that Dame and Ja fit together, only that they submit to the authority of alpha male Deni Advija

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