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[Highlight] Zion baptizes Kessler



[Highlight] Zion baptizes Kessler

by GinkNocab

49 Comments

  1. ChiloMcBilo

    He just fucking decided to kill him live

  2. shitboots

    Might not be a good idea to just give him a lane to the basket lol

  3. DaggerDev5

    Idk how you stop this man. I don’t think it’s possible

  4. Good_NewsEveryone

    I didn’t die at my baptism but alright

  5. Captain_Crepe

    Kessler might as well have not even been there.

  6. 3luejays

    I bet Ludacris’s Move Bitch plays in Zions head whenever he attacks the rim

  7. bigfootblake

    My expectation of posters is too high now, after Sengun’s baptism nearly knocked Collins unconscious a couple games back lol

  8. Bobblefighterman

    I do not support bullying, and neither should all of you. I expect an apology to Kessler’s family immediately following this game.

  9. devinissofiery

    Zion has gotta be the most exciting player in the NBA

  10. DJBabyB0kCh0y

    It wasn’t the action at the rim, it was the fact that he got right by him.

    I know Zion has a nice first step and once he gets going it’s over. But the lack of fundamental defense in the NBA is always crazy to me. Don’t watch the eyes and don’t watch the ball. Watch the shoulders and hips because that tells you in every case where the player is going. Hips don’t lie. But very few guys stick to this. Obviously easier said than done from the guy that peaked in middle school basketball wise but still it’s a common criticism.

  11. freshkicks

    Completely looks like zion is pulled up by wires like a Kung fu movie, it’s so wild

  12. CheesesteakFiend

    It must be an absolute pain in the ass to play against someone like zion. Dudes just massive and moves so nice.

  13. messejueller21

    At what point is he in the MVP conversation?

  14. shahed2806

    Remember when you knew nothing about basketball and wondered why everyone doesn’t just dunk it every time? Zion makes me believe that’s possible again :O

  15. Funkytadualexhaust

    Its just weird how easy that was.. no fake, nothing. Did he think he could not literally go right?

  16. Gerald_the_sealion

    Lemme step back here, gain some energy and BOOM. Wtf

  17. researchshows

    This wasn’t really that much of a poster

  18. WskyRcks

    Barely even notable. Kessler gave him an inside lane- Zion took it. Not a surprise. It was an ISO that nobody else even played some zone on. Big guy who can finish…. Finished. Yay.

    I completely expected this.

  19. kochamkinie

    That said, Kessler had a great block on Zion at the end of 3rd quarter.

  20. WalkingLaserBeam

    The way he accelerates is so forceful man .. it’s like soon as he decides where he’s going? .. your best bet is to try to time his release .. cause you are NOT shutting off that driving lane. He’s essentially a slow moving train ( relatively speaking ) .. it’s pretty interesting to watch

  21. zingis75

    Idk how dudes even guard Zion like I’d be scared to get in front of him. He’s actually terrifying when going downhill

  22. p4755166

    “It may be Tuesday, but where I’m from you can baptize somebody anyday of the week”

    im ded

  23. Still lost. My boy Kessler will be more physical next time.

  24. Mr_Robot_toe

    Wow. That was one of the sloppiest games I’ve seen all year. That was the last positive thing the pelicans did all game. They were terrible tonight.

  25. panda_gravy

    The defense just left Kessler on an island there lmao

  26. Ldpicante

    ctrl f gay

    def was happy to pretend he couldnt rotate in time

  27. __sonder__

    Zion is so quick its almost uncanny valley. Or like that weird way large spiders scuttle at surprising speeds and it makes you uncomfortable but it’s awesome.

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