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Lebron on whether he puts the cereal or milk in the bowl first.



Lebron on whether he puts the cereal or milk in the bowl first.

by DookyButter

31 Comments

  1. Darknight1233845

    I need someone to rewrite this but like one of Lebron’s tweets with emojis and everything.

  2. shanmustafa

    it’s been years and i still don’t think that long beard is a good look on him

  3. Smellmyhand

    The only time it’s acceptable to pour cereal in a bowl that already has milk is when it’s your second bowl

  4. yungchigz

    Unpopular opinion but I like my cereal soggy sometimes tbh, certain cereals are good as fuck with warm milk too. But only real cereal connoisseurs know about these nuances

  5. Quality_Cucumber

    Some of us still waiting for the milk 🙁

  6. Mygaffer

    Y’all are stupid as hell. What happens when your cereal sits in the milk? It gets soggy.

    I put my milk in the bowl and then enough cereal for a few bites, then add more cereal for a few more bites, etc, until the milk is gone.

    My cereal is never soggy. Get on my level.

  7. savetheplastic

    I know people don’t like to compare eras, but I will die on the hill that Steph, Lebron and Giannis would be top 5 corniest players in any era

  8. bukbukbuklao

    I used to be cereal before milk. Now I realized milk before cereal is vastly superior but it just looks and seems backwards. The rationale as to why is that the cereal doesn’t get soggy and you have stronger portion control for both cereal and milk.

  9. Colangelo_Ball

    A true professional puts cereal in their mouth first and then pours in some milk.

  10. SnooPies5622

    Feels like they wrote up this question specifically to give LeBron that joke

  11. BBQCHICKENALERT

    Jesus fucking christ that’s impressively corny even by his standards

  12. 1defense

    i eat the cereal dry and have a glass of milk on the side

  13. Minimum_Bathroom_792

    I put my milk first to have a look at it and decide if it’s still good (enough), when the smell test is inconclusive.

    But bless you always-guaranteed-fresh-milk-havin’ rich mfers.

  14. GreatanderTheAlex

    You guys aren’t making big enough bowls of cereal

    If you make a dinner sized bowl for one man child, you gotta go milk first

    The stuff you eat will be plenty soggy but the milk first will let your half a box of cereal make it to the end of the meal

  15. willit1016

    milk yuck… but when i was a youngling it was cereal first.

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