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What’s my comeback to my smooth-brained Celtics fan buddy that sent me this?



What’s my comeback to my smooth-brained Celtics fan buddy that sent me this?

by zsal830

32 Comments

  1. Some_Question_5209

    Theres no need to respond to people who cherry pick the negatives of Embiid’s season. The main thing people knock Embiid on is his bad playoff performance, but when Embiid rests games during the season to be healthy for the playoffs they claim he’s “ducking competition”. There is no winning against twitter warriors lmao

  2. theytook-r-jobs

    Tell him Len Bias ducked the entire league and stop being friends with Celtics fans.

  3. ranchsauce13

    Duece Tatum is named after a turd and Arthur Embiid is a prince

  4. Upper_Shine6011

    Show him Embiids stats against the good teams

  5. Somehow work in the Tatum I got you text to Kobe 😂 like ‘Joel Embiid when he has to extend the Pistons losing streak to 46’

  6. Maleficent-Thanks-85

    Idk why sixers fans fall for this bait. It’s obvious that they don’t watch Embiid. He clearly rolled his ankle bad. Don’t fall for the bait.

  7. jeppsforst

    “Rested” is a weird way to spell “on the injury report for an injury he sustained while playing a game”

  8. NutlessBlindSquirrel

    Shines in garbage moments against bad teams, crumbles like an old bridge against the good teams if he shows up at all.

  9. HowzaBowdat

    Saying absolutely nothing is gonna make him madder than anything else

  10. HisExcellency20

    If he’s a top tier troll then it won’t matter, he’ll just move the goalposts on you. This narrative is so dumb but so are all the others. If he’s smart then he’s just being dense on purpose, if he’s dumb and doesn’t know what injuries are then idk why you would say anything at all.

  11. mistergrape

    They’re deliberately ignoring the fact that he’s actually injured to troll you. You don’t owe them a comeback.

  12. An illness everyone on the team had and a twisted ankle are definitely ‘ducking’, not worth arguing with these people

  13. Zeeinsoundfromwayout

    Why the fuck do we have to read you getting dogged?

    Get outta here man, you got bad vibes.

  14. DVSonanadventure

    Is he from Boston? If not tell him to simply suck it from the back.

  15. Johnnygunnz

    Tell him you’ll enjoy watching Embiid win another MVP while Tatum doesn’t sniff the top 5 in voting this year.

  16. SteelEagle814

    If it’s a Celtic fan, all you can do is spread them and accept it

  17. Far_Ad_6540

    There’s valid things to criticize embiid for but ducking games has got to be the most pathetic angle to take against him lol

  18. sanskaripotato

    How many times have Tatum and Brown dropped 50 on the best net defense I the league?

  19. There’s really nothing you can do, whatever you reply with he’s going to troll you with something from the endless list that we all know about.

    You need to flip the table and just photoshop his face on the Celtics fans stabbing the black guy with the American Flag.

  20. jawntothefuture

    He had covid (most likely) and a twisted ankle. What did he do healthy against the #1 defense? Exactly

  21. thisbechris

    Crazy that our differential is higher than theirs with the literal MVP sitting out against the best competition. Tells you more about everyone not named Embiid I think.

  22. Safe_Employ_8015

    Jayson Tatum is a certified brick layer when it matters most. The dude shoots like 15% in the Finals.

  23. TheBuzzSawFantasy

    Send him a picture of your balls. I live in Boston. Lmk if you want me to egg his dogshit apartment in southie.

  24. Curious-roadrunner

    Is it possible that at some you and his mother had a rambunctious escapade in her bed or the back of your car? I’d lead with that.

  25. San_Antonio_Sixers

    One of my closest friends is a Celtic fan
    If JP sent me that shit I be like hey I’m happy you guys beat the pistons… in OT hahahahahah

    Or some sort of racist joke like we know your favorite player is Derrick White Power

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